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  • crazy nekkid zebra bitch

  • Sorry Kobe! HALF!!!

  • "Hey how you doin..money?"

    "Awalewalewale"

  • I love how LMFAO use her name in Get Crazy... geniuses

  • That rant he goes off on while portraying Umfufu's friend is fucking hilarious.

  • Did you know you can take half his money????

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  • EDDIE

    EDDIEEEEEEEEEEE

    I WANT YO TAWK TO YOOOOOU

  • Umfufu. Hilarious!

  • you were but naked on a zebra last month!

  • ...go to the africa woods and find a naked ZEBRA bitch LOL

  • HAHA eddie married Mel-B, she had a fucke up afro and still managed to get away from the marriage... (probably influenced in the kitchen by the other spice bitches)

    IN YO FACE!!! THUMBS UUUP

  • "Like, Angela Davis see it and go 'Goddamn, that's some fucked up shit.'"

  • obviosly b4 mel b!!!!!! um foo melb

  • maaaaaaan im tellin u eddie murphy aint lying im gone get me a bush bitch too yall laughing but all u guys know its true women are crazy i really gotta go to africa and find me a "bush bitch" women here are craaaaaazy

  • @bigmeechnigga

    Hell naw I got a bush bitch a while back, 2 month later she asking me to buy her 400 dollar laptops and shit. Them bitches be greedier than american bitches.

  • @xsharpy well then we just gone have to get them blow up dolls shit lmfao!!!

  • 8 people are american women who fuck a dudes game up. : D

  • @MultiSinoda u aint lyin

  • what did eddie mouth at 2:12?

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  • Gotta love OomFufu!!

  • and a big FFFUCKED UP AFRO! :D :D :D

  • still makes me crack up for real pmsl to funny and so true loooooooooooool :)))))

  • 8 People have trained bush bitches. :P

  • 5 years ago i found a cat by a creek and my dad named it Umfufu

    it still sleeps on my head every night

  • "...and a big FUCKED UP AFRO!!!..." I LOL everytime I hear that line...

  • God, his concept of an American woman is fucking genius.

  • @MalteseBeast215 that's because he played her in the movie

  • "EDDIE! What have you done for me lately?!?!"

  • And a big...FUCKED UP AFRO.

  • EDDIE I NEED TO TALK TO U LMAO

  • Did Eddie borrow Prince´s clothes?

  • "naked zebra bitch" hahaha

  • "Let me tell you somethin' else about Eddie Murphy, that motherfucker ain't nothing but a b--oh, hi, Eddie, how you doing?!"

  • "Cut that big afro shit off and go back home to Africa in style."

  • Anyone else notice this description is in latin?

  • Take half!!! You can go in style girl... oh hi eddie how ya doing? you scared me. lmao eddie murphy is a genious.

  • Some bush bitch,,, with a attidue

  • umfufu

  • Does comedy even exist any more these days? Seems like it went the way of music - all of the greats stopped at the 90s

  • @sherifffruitfly Life ended after 2000.

  • @sherifffruitfly : oh naw u need to check out Kevin Hart's show 'Seriously Funny' (2008) - you will laugh soooooo hard!

  • LMAO zebra bitch.

  • "a weli weli weli" "Mrs. murphy Mrs. Murphy!"

  • lmfaoo this sounds just like my black teacher in psych...geez like your fucking african you piece of crud stop insulting others you didnt know what you were before this...only eddie and umfufu is the coolie ones lmfaoo

  • go fuck yourself "izegboya" , i am Indian and we dont speak like some African jungle lady.Izegboya-sounds like some captured animal just got brought to the circus from africa

  • Ediie!! I am American woman now! I want what 's coming to me!! What have you done for me lately?!?

  • She gotta be butt nekkid on a zebra with a big bone in her nose, and a big plate lip, and a big FUCKED UP afro!

  • OMG

    u see his face when he goes: "EDDIE!!" loooool classic

  • the umfufu accent is more like pakistani or indian accent lol

  • @izegboya are you fucking kidding me you must be some ugly jiggly ass white piece of shit...with fucking botox and wrinkles...and some black negro with a nigger nose come at me...indian people are the last people in the world like that im indian and we are not wrinkly light with narrow noses...blacks and whites have fat noses and need boxtox and hair straighters and where the fuck did indian and pakistani come from your retard paranoid motherfucking freaks!!?!! big cranium niggas!

  • @xglowingangelx you ol pigeon head terrorist bitch. This aint youtube.paki go somewhere and kill yourself with that bomb you stuck up yo ass... Stupid ass people these days

  • @atapoi hunny i aint paki...im indian<333 and plus wow i love to stick bombs up my ass how did you know that...im not sucidal thanks i will survive i think you crackers like doing that and plus stop using the excuse now a days whats wrong what is people doing to you...im 100% american born hun...okay peace! haha going calling me old thats funny because no matter how much you scream and yell its just going to make things worse okay...why not trying to be honest ...and be real dont blame others

  • i swear, this must be at least the 20th time i've seen this sketch and it still makes me burst out in tears.

  • oh my i am in TEARS!

  • Umfufu, OMG,hahhahaah!!!

  • Edddie, Edddie!

    I want to talkk to you Eddie

  • Sunk min Kuk!

  • Oh...This is too funny!

  • EDDIE I AM AMERICAN WOMAN I WANT WHATS COMINTOME

  • Gee thank god we have political correctness these days so such horrible things cant happen anymore! How you like your freedom these days America?

  • with a big FUCKED UP AFRO!!!

  • The only reason I like Jay Z is because I know he likes Eddie Murphy -- Raw and The Usual Suspects, as is evident in -- girls, girls, girls and what is the names of the damn song that he did the kaiser soze video to?

  • TOO IGNORANT!

  • But-naked on a zebra...

  • eddie u treat me like animal...... suck my dick eddie ............roflamo

  • "bush bitch with a attiude" lol

  • "God Damn that's some fucked up shit"

  • This is so wrong......I hate when black folk exploit themselves for money. This joke wasn't even needed. I'm sure it offended someone. To all african women.....I'm really sorry if this offends you. Your image should be treated with respect. :(

  • "Murphy Marries Bush Bitch" ...PRICELESS! lol

  • This skit is somewhat ironic as he did get himself a "bush bitch with a fucked up Afro"(Scary Spice) and she did take half his money! lol.

  • @tlmkiwi a bush bitch from the civilized country of england huh

  • @keriah17 Yeah, you're right. She does come from a civilized country, but she did take half his money, the car, the house, the children and she did get "her hair done right! and cut that big afro shit off", lol.

  • EDDIE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU EDDIE!

  • haha

    Money? awelewelwele.... lmao

  • his umfufu voice is halarious hahahaha EDIIE! EDIIEE!

  • zebra bitch lmfao

  • "Did you know you can take half his money?" LOL!!!!! "You can buy all the bones and zebras you want, go back home in style girl!" Fucken American women man! LMAO!!!!

  • oh hi eddie how u doing umfufu classice

  • a big FUCKED UP afro

  • "gimme half eddie gimme half mr fuck you man"

  • R u mad, while I agree Eddie one if the funniest guys out there, he gets most of his material from Richard the true king of comedy.....

  • This is the best standup ever! Why the fuck do people always say richard pryor? None of his shit can fuck with this! Rip tho richard

  • Why the hell do people have to repeat what they hear on youtube?

  • @Nazman71 people are wierd haha. everyone does it.

  • "BIG FUCKED UP AFRO"

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  • 2:21 EDDIE! EDDIE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT ME EDDIE!  YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL!

    my favourite part throughout the show.

  • And a big FUCKED up afro!

  • "Murphy marries bush bitch" and im gonna be like :D

  • Damn this is still fresh

  • @Vamperor45 Gotta stay Fresh..

  • Eddie, Eddie!! I want to talk to you:DDDDD this shit is fucking hilarious:DDD

  • And leave me in the kitchen.....wit some busch bitch...wit an attitude. HA.....LMAO....

  • Im an old white guy and his shit makes me roll on the floor.. he the baddest lol lol what youdo for me lately?? eddiiieeee?? shit, my wife says that to me too lol lol

  • i wish i could get that picture that was taken at 0:55 seconds

  • lol

  • I been wantin to fuk umfufu since I was 8 ya'll...LMAO

  • ewelewelewele hahaha

  • lol hahahahha

  • This is my fav bit from Raw. I wish Eddie had married Umfufu! Lol!

  • Oh... But he did marry Umfufu.... Melanie Umfufu B.... :D

  • that second "EDDIE"  @2.25 hahah

  • Hahaha soo freaking lol worthy

  • HAHA, EDDIE!! EDDIE!!

    YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL!! HAHA

    You gotta watch all this or you dont understand what have you done for me lately..

  • I wish I could talk as fast as him.

  • that motherfucker aint nothing but a fu- OH HI EDDY HOW YOU DOING??

  • guess its a joke so wldn be pissed though i felt offended. african women, we dont walk abt naked .

  • I love u eddie :D !!!

    "bush bitch with attitude" lol

  • So wrong but so damn funny.........

  • OMG i love this :D hahahaha

    "eddie what have you done for me lately" hahahhaa

  • :D:D:D but naked bitch zebra with big fucked up afro :D:D:D:D

  • eddie what have you done for me lately ROFLMMFAO

  • "And a big FUCKED UP AFRO!"

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA....HA! :D

  • BIG FUCKED UP AFRO!!! :D

  • I love this movie

  • omg this is so funny:):)

  • "and leave me in the kitchen with some bush bitch...with an attitude"

    lol

  • Rofl

    had me dyinn...

    wit a attitude

  • Mayb someone should get that stick out of ur ass...

  • and be put right into your mouth

  • he gets paid to do what he does... i dont think he really gives a fuck

  • "Suck my dick Eddie! "

  • lmfao bush bitch now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • eddie !

  • fuck, i want that shirt.

  • and pants. and gloves.

  • shit is so funny

  • some lady in africa is watching this

    is going

    umbalumbadibadadadlaumba

  • LMAO!

  • Hahaha umfufu!!

  • Dang thats where Jay-Z got that part about "Why you treat me like animal" in his song Girls, Girls, Girls....Dang Im late..lolz

  • I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull

    She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?"

    I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass

    you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half

    That pretty much sums up this whole thing. lol

  • I want what's coming 2 me...funny then and funny now

  • when i was younger i hated this because i'm african but now i can appreciate it.

  • You Ain't The Only One !!! LOL

  • lolz!

  • u treat me like animal

  • MURPHY MARRIES BUSH BITCH

  • umfufu, hahahahahaha.

    bush bitch with attitude, hahahahahahhhaa

    eddiee, eddiee, i want tu tok tu juuu

  • EDY! EDY!  I WANT TO TALK TO U!

  • OMG that was brilliant

  • Umfufu!!! xD ahahahahahah

  • A+JIOABHENJHBWEJGBVEWJPBGWE

  • aFRO FUCKED UPPP

  • he is f hilarious

  • lol this is so funny

  • I almost had a damn stroke LMFAO

  • i luv it!! lmao.

  • LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAAA

  • Hilarious, CLASSIC. Love Eddie.

  • hahaha

  • i love that when eddy say "that motherfucking eddy is a motherfucking o hey eddie how you doing :P"

  • I love when he says: EEEDDDIIIEEE

  • rofl this is one of my fav parts

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