HAHA eddie married Mel-B, she had a fucke up afro and still managed to get away from the marriage... (probably influenced in the kitchen by the other spice bitches)
why is this even an issue here in america? where i am from if the ex tries to get wise and take half of the shit you worked for and/or had before you met her, you just find and pay to somebody to 'take care of her'
maaaaaaan im tellin u eddie murphy aint lying im gone get me a bush bitch too yall laughing but all u guys know its true women are crazy i really gotta go to africa and find me a "bush bitch" women here are craaaaaazy
Hell naw I got a bush bitch a while back, 2 month later she asking me to buy her 400 dollar laptops and shit. Them bitches be greedier than american bitches.
lmfaoo this sounds just like my black teacher in psych...geez like your fucking african you piece of crud stop insulting others you didnt know what you were before this...only eddie and umfufu is the coolie ones lmfaoo
go fuck yourself "izegboya" , i am Indian and we dont speak like some African jungle lady.Izegboya-sounds like some captured animal just got brought to the circus from africa
@izegboya are you fucking kidding me you must be some ugly jiggly ass white piece of shit...with fucking botox and wrinkles...and some black negro with a nigger nose come at me...indian people are the last people in the world like that im indian and we are not wrinkly light with narrow noses...blacks and whites have fat noses and need boxtox and hair straighters and where the fuck did indian and pakistani come from your retard paranoid motherfucking freaks!!?!! big cranium niggas!
@xglowingangelx you ol pigeon head terrorist bitch. This aint youtube.paki go somewhere and kill yourself with that bomb you stuck up yo ass... Stupid ass people these days
@atapoi hunny i aint paki...im indian<333 and plus wow i love to stick bombs up my ass how did you know that...im not sucidal thanks i will survive i think you crackers like doing that and plus stop using the excuse now a days whats wrong what is people doing to you...im 100% american born hun...okay peace! haha going calling me old thats funny because no matter how much you scream and yell its just going to make things worse okay...why not trying to be honest ...and be real dont blame others
The only reason I like Jay Z is because I know he likes Eddie Murphy -- Raw and The Usual Suspects, as is evident in -- girls, girls, girls and what is the names of the damn song that he did the kaiser soze video to?
This is so wrong......I hate when black folk exploit themselves for money. This joke wasn't even needed. I'm sure it offended someone. To all african women.....I'm really sorry if this offends you. Your image should be treated with respect. :(
@keriah17 Yeah, you're right. She does come from a civilized country, but she did take half his money, the car, the house, the children and she did get "her hair done right! and cut that big afro shit off", lol.
"Did you know you can take half his money?" LOL!!!!! "You can buy all the bones and zebras you want, go back home in style girl!" Fucken American women man! LMAO!!!!
Im an old white guy and his shit makes me roll on the floor.. he the baddest lol lol what youdo for me lately?? eddiiieeee?? shit, my wife says that to me too lol lol
crazy nekkid zebra bitch
Casarzino 6 days ago
Sorry Kobe! HALF!!!
sharksluck 1 month ago
"Hey how you doin..money?"
"Awalewalewale"
SlashMR 2 months ago 2
I love how LMFAO use her name in Get Crazy... geniuses
Knockonherboots 3 months ago
That rant he goes off on while portraying Umfufu's friend is fucking hilarious.
niptuck117 3 months ago 4
Did you know you can take half his money????
Papparazzi18 3 months ago
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nMeLuvR 3 months ago
EDDIE
EDDIEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT YO TAWK TO YOOOOOU
TinnieSingh 4 months ago 7
Umfufu. Hilarious!
icesport89 4 months ago
you were but naked on a zebra last month!
patatchisonX 4 months ago 2
...go to the africa woods and find a naked ZEBRA bitch LOL
14erjon 5 months ago
HAHA eddie married Mel-B, she had a fucke up afro and still managed to get away from the marriage... (probably influenced in the kitchen by the other spice bitches)
IN YO FACE!!! THUMBS UUUP
jandaens 5 months ago
"Like, Angela Davis see it and go 'Goddamn, that's some fucked up shit.'"
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why is this even an issue here in america? where i am from if the ex tries to get wise and take half of the shit you worked for and/or had before you met her, you just find and pay to somebody to 'take care of her'
elcondepatula 6 months ago
obviosly b4 mel b!!!!!! um foo melb
MrEmmaluvin 6 months ago
maaaaaaan im tellin u eddie murphy aint lying im gone get me a bush bitch too yall laughing but all u guys know its true women are crazy i really gotta go to africa and find me a "bush bitch" women here are craaaaaazy
bigmeechnigga 6 months ago
@bigmeechnigga
Hell naw I got a bush bitch a while back, 2 month later she asking me to buy her 400 dollar laptops and shit. Them bitches be greedier than american bitches.
xsharpy 6 months ago
@xsharpy well then we just gone have to get them blow up dolls shit lmfao!!!
bigmeechnigga 6 months ago
8 people are american women who fuck a dudes game up. : D
MultiSinoda 6 months ago 3
@MultiSinoda u aint lyin
bigmeechnigga 6 months ago
what did eddie mouth at 2:12?
xosmvxo912 6 months ago
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highlevelpilot 7 months ago
Gotta love OomFufu!!
Rodwin1980 8 months ago
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A Big FUCKED UP Afro
JBrewer4386 8 months ago
and a big FFFUCKED UP AFRO! :D :D :D
Stormspik3 8 months ago 2
still makes me crack up for real pmsl to funny and so true loooooooooooool :)))))
raymond51558 8 months ago
8 People have trained bush bitches. :P
SubXNoize 9 months ago
5 years ago i found a cat by a creek and my dad named it Umfufu
it still sleeps on my head every night
tumeke543 9 months ago 3
"...and a big FUCKED UP AFRO!!!..." I LOL everytime I hear that line...
Edu2503 9 months ago 4
God, his concept of an American woman is fucking genius.
Xitrax 10 months ago
@MalteseBeast215 that's because he played her in the movie
jessica4eternity24 10 months ago
"EDDIE! What have you done for me lately?!?!"
comicalfella22 10 months ago 3
And a big...FUCKED UP AFRO.
KonigNick 11 months ago 2
EDDIE I NEED TO TALK TO U LMAO
moneyonmymind7685 11 months ago
Did Eddie borrow Prince´s clothes?
katten838 11 months ago
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And a BIG FUCKED UP AFRO!
havingfun562 11 months ago
"naked zebra bitch" hahaha
UkraineRhythmic 11 months ago 5
"Let me tell you somethin' else about Eddie Murphy, that motherfucker ain't nothing but a b--oh, hi, Eddie, how you doing?!"
niptuck117 11 months ago 5
"Cut that big afro shit off and go back home to Africa in style."
niptuck117 11 months ago
Anyone else notice this description is in latin?
Skatler1023 1 year ago
Take half!!! You can go in style girl... oh hi eddie how ya doing? you scared me. lmao eddie murphy is a genious.
vikingstarOO7 1 year ago 2
Some bush bitch,,, with a attidue
kairaw16 1 year ago 23
umfufu
twoaxis88 1 year ago 12
Does comedy even exist any more these days? Seems like it went the way of music - all of the greats stopped at the 90s
sherifffruitfly 1 year ago 2
@sherifffruitfly Life ended after 2000.
Bmwfreak68 1 year ago 2
@sherifffruitfly : oh naw u need to check out Kevin Hart's show 'Seriously Funny' (2008) - you will laugh soooooo hard!
williest1 1 year ago
LMAO zebra bitch.
vanexox 1 year ago 3
"a weli weli weli" "Mrs. murphy Mrs. Murphy!"
MazterK3vino 1 year ago 6
lmfaoo this sounds just like my black teacher in psych...geez like your fucking african you piece of crud stop insulting others you didnt know what you were before this...only eddie and umfufu is the coolie ones lmfaoo
xglowingangelx 1 year ago
go fuck yourself "izegboya" , i am Indian and we dont speak like some African jungle lady.Izegboya-sounds like some captured animal just got brought to the circus from africa
thehbaxter 1 year ago
Ediie!! I am American woman now! I want what 's coming to me!! What have you done for me lately?!?
CF1975 1 year ago
She gotta be butt nekkid on a zebra with a big bone in her nose, and a big plate lip, and a big FUCKED UP afro!
GreenMediaDotCC 1 year ago
OMG
u see his face when he goes: "EDDIE!!" loooool classic
Nomorehataz 1 year ago
the umfufu accent is more like pakistani or indian accent lol
izegboya 1 year ago
@izegboya are you fucking kidding me you must be some ugly jiggly ass white piece of shit...with fucking botox and wrinkles...and some black negro with a nigger nose come at me...indian people are the last people in the world like that im indian and we are not wrinkly light with narrow noses...blacks and whites have fat noses and need boxtox and hair straighters and where the fuck did indian and pakistani come from your retard paranoid motherfucking freaks!!?!! big cranium niggas!
xglowingangelx 1 year ago
@xglowingangelx you ol pigeon head terrorist bitch. This aint youtube.paki go somewhere and kill yourself with that bomb you stuck up yo ass... Stupid ass people these days
atapoi 1 year ago
@atapoi hunny i aint paki...im indian<333 and plus wow i love to stick bombs up my ass how did you know that...im not sucidal thanks i will survive i think you crackers like doing that and plus stop using the excuse now a days whats wrong what is people doing to you...im 100% american born hun...okay peace! haha going calling me old thats funny because no matter how much you scream and yell its just going to make things worse okay...why not trying to be honest ...and be real dont blame others
xglowingangelx 1 year ago
i swear, this must be at least the 20th time i've seen this sketch and it still makes me burst out in tears.
eskiboy84 1 year ago
oh my i am in TEARS!
yahoo1o1 1 year ago
Umfufu, OMG,hahhahaah!!!
samuraiyao 1 year ago
Edddie, Edddie!
I want to talkk to you Eddie
ben1the1g1unit 1 year ago
Sunk min Kuk!
xhmoobx 1 year ago
Oh...This is too funny!
kohsinwee 1 year ago
EDDIE I AM AMERICAN WOMAN I WANT WHATS COMINTOME
roloug95 1 year ago 5
Gee thank god we have political correctness these days so such horrible things cant happen anymore! How you like your freedom these days America?
GibbedHGR 1 year ago
with a big FUCKED UP AFRO!!!
XXNeMo818XX 1 year ago
The only reason I like Jay Z is because I know he likes Eddie Murphy -- Raw and The Usual Suspects, as is evident in -- girls, girls, girls and what is the names of the damn song that he did the kaiser soze video to?
Charmiaonthespot 1 year ago
TOO IGNORANT!
antmlova1 1 year ago
But-naked on a zebra...
dannymiooo 1 year ago
eddie u treat me like animal...... suck my dick eddie ............roflamo
nickynicole2010 1 year ago
"bush bitch with a attiude" lol
twlightsaga109 1 year ago
"God Damn that's some fucked up shit"
thepranqster1 1 year ago
This is so wrong......I hate when black folk exploit themselves for money. This joke wasn't even needed. I'm sure it offended someone. To all african women.....I'm really sorry if this offends you. Your image should be treated with respect. :(
youngqueen112 1 year ago
"Murphy Marries Bush Bitch" ...PRICELESS! lol
Malachi1979 1 year ago 3
This skit is somewhat ironic as he did get himself a "bush bitch with a fucked up Afro"(Scary Spice) and she did take half his money! lol.
tlmkiwi 1 year ago
@tlmkiwi a bush bitch from the civilized country of england huh
keriah17 1 year ago
@keriah17 Yeah, you're right. She does come from a civilized country, but she did take half his money, the car, the house, the children and she did get "her hair done right! and cut that big afro shit off", lol.
tlmkiwi 1 year ago
EDDIE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU EDDIE!
Pigganon 1 year ago
haha
Money? awelewelwele.... lmao
klosenorway 1 year ago
his umfufu voice is halarious hahahaha EDIIE! EDIIEE!
bbgurl22ful 1 year ago 3
zebra bitch lmfao
MusicalAgenda 1 year ago 2
"Did you know you can take half his money?" LOL!!!!! "You can buy all the bones and zebras you want, go back home in style girl!" Fucken American women man! LMAO!!!!
creamygoodness420 1 year ago 3
oh hi eddie how u doing umfufu classice
MSMRCLARABELL 1 year ago
a big FUCKED UP afro
luckychar8 1 year ago
"gimme half eddie gimme half mr fuck you man"
tonymontana1974 1 year ago 5
R u mad, while I agree Eddie one if the funniest guys out there, he gets most of his material from Richard the true king of comedy.....
jaydengraye26 1 year ago
This is the best standup ever! Why the fuck do people always say richard pryor? None of his shit can fuck with this! Rip tho richard
mrrashid84 1 year ago
Why the hell do people have to repeat what they hear on youtube?
Nazman71 1 year ago
@Nazman71 people are wierd haha. everyone does it.
gibson2boy 1 year ago
"BIG FUCKED UP AFRO"
cheifbrownface 1 year ago 6
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Nazman71 1 year ago
2:21 EDDIE! EDDIE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT ME EDDIE! YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL!
my favourite part throughout the show.
MINDxWORM 1 year ago 4
And a big FUCKED up afro!
GameSlave125 2 years ago 5
"Murphy marries bush bitch" and im gonna be like :D
anonimystro12345 2 years ago
Damn this is still fresh
Vamperor45 2 years ago 55
@Vamperor45 Gotta stay Fresh..
retikka 7 months ago
Eddie, Eddie!! I want to talk to you:DDDDD this shit is fucking hilarious:DDD
neriukz 2 years ago
And leave me in the kitchen.....wit some busch bitch...wit an attitude. HA.....LMAO....
Jodieking20 2 years ago 4
Im an old white guy and his shit makes me roll on the floor.. he the baddest lol lol what youdo for me lately?? eddiiieeee?? shit, my wife says that to me too lol lol
Doumbeck 2 years ago 6
i wish i could get that picture that was taken at 0:55 seconds
lyricsmything 2 years ago 2
lol
stubowl1 2 years ago
I been wantin to fuk umfufu since I was 8 ya'll...LMAO
ThinkinAboutSex 2 years ago 6
ewelewelewele hahaha
glaseboy 2 years ago
lol hahahahha
1ofmeNlotsofU 2 years ago
This is my fav bit from Raw. I wish Eddie had married Umfufu! Lol!
SwapMeetFlea 2 years ago 5
Oh... But he did marry Umfufu.... Melanie Umfufu B.... :D
KGPDK 2 years ago 6
that second "EDDIE" @2.25 hahah
rubbermuck 2 years ago 4
Hahaha soo freaking lol worthy
Bonnie1blue3 2 years ago
HAHA, EDDIE!! EDDIE!!
YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL!! HAHA
You gotta watch all this or you dont understand what have you done for me lately..
bigjoe454 2 years ago 77
I wish I could talk as fast as him.
MizzFujin 2 years ago 6
that motherfucker aint nothing but a fu- OH HI EDDY HOW YOU DOING??
spl0uf 2 years ago 8
guess its a joke so wldn be pissed though i felt offended. african women, we dont walk abt naked .
ogyefosa 2 years ago
I love u eddie :D !!!
"bush bitch with attitude" lol
gellerupthug 2 years ago 3
So wrong but so damn funny.........
tnrc75 2 years ago
OMG i love this :D hahahaha
"eddie what have you done for me lately" hahahhaa
gellerupthug 2 years ago 2
:D:D:D but naked bitch zebra with big fucked up afro :D:D:D:D
ADYBOOY 2 years ago
eddie what have you done for me lately ROFLMMFAO
xBeacxHoney 2 years ago
"And a big FUCKED UP AFRO!"
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA....HA! :D
megamarsonic 2 years ago
BIG FUCKED UP AFRO!!! :D
Conan1KA 2 years ago 2
I love this movie
RabidBeaver73 2 years ago
omg this is so funny:):)
Ployploye 2 years ago 2
"and leave me in the kitchen with some bush bitch...with an attitude"
lol
ethen24 2 years ago 4
Rofl
had me dyinn...
wit a attitude
bmillbrook 2 years ago 2
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does he know where he's from or is he imagening that he's white?
self loathing retard
TaskiyahEmaani 2 years ago
Mayb someone should get that stick out of ur ass...
gwdtjuh 2 years ago 4
and be put right into your mouth
TaskiyahEmaani 2 years ago
he gets paid to do what he does... i dont think he really gives a fuck
SLPK360 2 years ago
"Suck my dick Eddie! "
tunaglove 2 years ago 4
lmfao bush bitch now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!
tabbiebear 2 years ago
eddie !
malukub0vensmilde 3 years ago
fuck, i want that shirt.
strongsock 3 years ago
and pants. and gloves.
strongsock 3 years ago
shit is so funny
poonanner55 3 years ago
some lady in africa is watching this
is going
umbalumbadibadadadlaumba
therealjesus92 3 years ago 4
LMAO!
Day211 2 years ago
Hahaha umfufu!!
ringarenpadorren 3 years ago
Dang thats where Jay-Z got that part about "Why you treat me like animal" in his song Girls, Girls, Girls....Dang Im late..lolz
afro13queen 3 years ago 4
I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull
She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?"
I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass
you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half
That pretty much sums up this whole thing. lol
DannyB587 3 years ago 3
I want what's coming 2 me...funny then and funny now
Squirl79 3 years ago 3
when i was younger i hated this because i'm african but now i can appreciate it.
oroge 3 years ago
You Ain't The Only One !!! LOL
07liberian 2 years ago
lolz!
xoitalianbella86 3 years ago
u treat me like animal
uwontdis 3 years ago
MURPHY MARRIES BUSH BITCH
Quick2008 3 years ago 6
umfufu, hahahahahaha.
bush bitch with attitude, hahahahahahhhaa
eddiee, eddiee, i want tu tok tu juuu
bboywon 3 years ago 9
EDY! EDY! I WANT TO TALK TO U!
sserpent21 3 years ago 27
OMG that was brilliant
midian6669 3 years ago 4
Umfufu!!! xD ahahahahahah
x4that 3 years ago
A+JIOABHENJHBWEJGBVEWJPBGWE
lolnoobzldo 3 years ago
aFRO FUCKED UPPP
mcpimpen 3 years ago
he is f hilarious
Areesah15 3 years ago
lol this is so funny
keriah17 3 years ago
I almost had a damn stroke LMFAO
SoCuteNY 3 years ago 7
i luv it!! lmao.
BondTheDon 3 years ago
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAAA
xsheselectric20x 3 years ago 2
Hilarious, CLASSIC. Love Eddie.
mjscarousal 3 years ago 3
hahaha
HIFKhockey90 3 years ago 3
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Just goes to show how far you can go by Uncle Tommin! This is straight minstrel show material.
Blacquenhard 4 years ago
i love that when eddy say "that motherfucking eddy is a motherfucking o hey eddie how you doing :P"
sanderjesse123456 4 years ago 4
I love when he says: EEEDDDIIIEEE
garnzogurder 4 years ago 6
rofl this is one of my fav parts
vidguru781 4 years ago 2