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  • didn't work for me but I was scared to do it hard..neighbor had a corkscrew

  • Asshole. You owe me a new tree, it shattered it pieces.

  • What if I dont have a tree handy?

  • Im not going to torture my wine then have to drink it tasting like shit because it was shaken up,this is just wrong.

  • would that ruin the wine?

  • I'm sorry this had to be said, but if you squint it looks like that man is having a hard time jacking off a tree.

  • Dude fuck the other bitches u rock and this actually worked for me and good Job on it make more vids

  • Fag u suck

  • lame music.. =.=

  • you ow me $70 you dick!

  • Waiting for my hotell cleaning bill you son of a bitch ...

  • Didn't work with a barefoot :/

    

  • Like a boss!!!!

  • if you do this with an old expensive wine, you can throw it away, or maybe let it stand open for a day, untill it the sediment has sunk again.

  • did this just as he shows on the video and it worked just fine. you don't need to hit it very hard, it just needs to be even across the bottom of the bottle and firm. be patient.

  • LUV IT

    

  • Thank you so much,this really help me....can't believe I bought a corkscrew opener at ingles for like $8 smh

  • @ImanFab Yeah, you should have grown a tree in the middle of your living room instead!

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  • Hey!..Its cool, but don't forget give a bit of wine to the tree! (y)!! Nice!..!

  • Nice ^^ Not a thing to do with a vintage wine though, it would screw it up

  • this worked, I tried it with some friends when our corkscrew decided to break... (Broke college kids with a pocket knife screw)... Used a towel and the dorm room wall. Surprisingly, it worked quickly and the wine was still great...

  • mmm that wine is still good? i doubt it

  • one question. Are you fucking kidding me ?

  • héy_aÑÿ_gÙýs_wâñt_t0_chÅt_wIth­_mÉ

  • THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOU CAN SAVE ON CORKSCREWS!

  • Was this a wine glass tree?

  • what if i dont havea tree?

  • @gcandy777 Use your floor? or hit it on your forehead until you find out that this is useless any ways

  • In soviet russia, cork screws you!

  • I like your video, and wanted to share it with some friends who were without a corkscrew. I learned this the hard way on a camping trip long ago, and have since used this method a couple of times. I've never broken a bottle doing this.

  • There goes our bottle of wine, thanks a lot you fucking faggot.

  • Just shattered my bottle of white wine. Thanks,

  • @RadigundSoul Someone didn't read the warning at the end.

  • @RadigundSoul Its only work whit red wine;)

  • @RadigundSoul lmao! Me and a friend were just saying that that's what would probably happen.

  • @RadigundSoul Shouldn't you wrap the bottom of the bottle with the towel? Or the results will end up like RadigundSould said... well I guess it makes sense to wrap the towel around the bottle, when it shatters you don't want to get cut.

  • @RadigundSoul ~ lol ME too!

  • @RadigundSoul Me too

  • @RadigundSoul we usually put the cloth on the tree and then smash the bottle

  • @RadigundSoul HAAHAAAahaAHAAHAah

    Try this watch?v=ZuGfjtBffiE

  • who has a wine glass but no corkscrew? i have no corkscrew, but i also just have to drink from the bottle.

  • u dont have a corkscrew but a wine glas lol

  • it broke

  • Worst background music EVER, Paul Clifton! Still, thanks for the tip, saved my ass at a dinner party when I realized I had no corkscrew and was about to open a bottle!

  • however there is an better way to open a wine bottle without an opener. Get a string something like white butchers twine. Tie a large knot on the end. Push the cork into the bottle. Push the knotted end of the twine into the bottle untill it goes under the cork, gently pull on the twine untill the cork enters the neck of the bottle straight.and then pull the cork out. This works great with broken corks

  • @brooklynbeans1 why do all that work when you can just smack the bottle a couple times?

  • I just wanted to point out that this technique will mix all the sediments that are left at the bottom of the bottle, giving the wine an undesirable chunkiness. =)

  • he swallows.

  • Can you imagine if somebody walked by while you were doing that? xD they'd be like "wtf...is he jerkin off a tree?"

  • Haha i guess it would be handy if youwere out bush n forgot a corkscrew :P

  • your not suppose to shake the wine up, idiot

  • You're the MAN!

  • yo guys.... seriously don;t try this.

    it definitely doesn't work. ha ha.

    my tree should be pretty drunk by now though

  • I just experienced, first hand, the effectiveness of this method. Thank you Mr. Clifton. God Bless.

  • Is that Ethan from Lost?

  • dose he put somthing on it when he 1st touches it 0:12

  • poor tree.. seriously

  • They should call this, "How to risk smashing the shit out of a wine bottle." Didn't work for me.

  • Try it with sparkling wine.....WooHooo! The cork, she come out alright, along with all the hooch.

  • Can't say I'd recommend trying this. I ended up with 11 stitches...

  • What a man.

  • You should upload this on ViewDo

  • Awesome- and I guess there's no risk of breaking the cork!

  • wow this shit really fucking works faggots!!!

  • if i can carry a towel i can carry a bottle opener.

    also that wine is gunna be full of sediment now that its all shaken up.

  • that wine must be good now... lol with all that shaking.

    american fuckers

  • omg! it really works! I just open my wine this way!thanx!

  • Why is this video turning me on?

  • Mine broke lol

  • It'd go faster against that sculpture behind you

  • that actually works!

  • Haha, awesome!

  • Wheeew Thanks...

  • nice

  • Amazing!

  • lol, redneck owns

  • I love this guy. He has more free time than I do.

  • Inspiring and helpful.

    BTW You are cute :)

  • stick with your moonshine if you cant operate a cork screw opener

  • Poor tree :)

  • red neck music

  • @MrGimli2

    appearly that you don't know about the art of music.

  • newton law ! every physical action has an opposite reaction... Bunch of Newb

  • Q

    Can anybody explain why the bottle is opened, technically?

  • possible its sending shock waves that compress the air for second pushing the cork but the cork has to be really lose some corks dry out and hard to move

  • The wine is rapidly being pushed up against the cork, and because the bottle isnt filled up all the way theres enough compressed air to push that up and then you can pull it

  • With each hit the cork goes out a bit, but because he creates gas inside the bottle by shaking it the cork cant go back. Slowly the cork goes out more and more making it even easier.

  • All the answers below seem like nonsense to me. For one, the air isn't compressed in a wine bottle since cork breathes a little. Another person refers to the gas created by shaking but wine isn't carbonated. I tend to think it has something to do with the shockwave but I'm not sure if it is sent through the actual glass or through the wine itself. I'd like to hear from a physicist though.

  • someone said to me its the force of the wine going bakwards and forwards, not sure huw it works though.....

  • Yeah ... make my cork go P O P !!!

  • STOP JERKING OFF THE PLANT

  • I much prefer this method to using a drunken Frenchman and his shoe.

  • I dunno: I could make good use of a drunken Frenchman

  • You damage the tree. Use a brick wall. Or your head.

  • You actually care about a stupid tree and it's bark.

  • it won't die from tapping on its bark....srsly

  • I'm sorry, but it kinda looks like the tree is getting a hand job...

  • a sexy handjob

  • @johnnykimbleman - Where do you think maple syrup comes from?

  • @johnnykimbleman and it looks like something is "growing" then spills a tiny bit. then proceeds to drink it from a cup.

  • @johnnykimbleman Yea, pardon the pun, but I think the tree is getting wood.

  • I just unsrew the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you should let that breath for a while

  • At least decant it first after shaking up all the sediment!

  • 49 taps, I'm rainman bitches

  • *lol* Epic comment

  • This is hillarious :)) But also pretty effective and clean - no cap pushed inside the bottle, no cutting it into small pieces with a knife - and if you use a really big towel, I think it's pretty safe too.

  • Did this... Bottle shattered... Cut 2 major arteries in three places, 2 tendons, and 4 main nerves all in my right hand. Very expensive surgery and 6 months of hand therapy. Not recommended.

  • lol are you the protagonist of Worst Week?

  • LMAO

  • This seems to have an incredible amount of potential to go awfully wrong.

  • Just did it!! It works :) Thanks!!! We used a pillow though.

  • You must have to wack it very hard against the pillow to get it to work.

  • jajajajajaja he doesnt have an opener but he has a cup xD

  • insane song

  • "Cleatus get the wine and the sun-roasted raccoon steak!"

  • lol

  • does somebody know the song in the background?^^

  • that music is just...wow.

  • wonder if that works for constipation?

  • This is amazing, you have made my day! Or night!!! lol

    Thank you :) x

  • I can't wait until morons try this with champagne "I seen it on yerterb!"

  • does that actually work?

  • yes, im so into to my grandmothers' wine!

  • chateau bum-mer - after that shaking don't give it time to breath, too. real consequent bum style would be to drink it out of the bottle (fast)

  • Bravo - that wine is well shaken and completely undrinkable, now!

  • What makes you say that? I doubt it was an aged bottle . . .

  • tree?

    you might as wel just shake the bottle <.<

  • It looks like he's jerking off the tree!

  • hahahahahahahahhaha

  • rofl ur right :D

    cant breath anymore

  • 'zacly what i thought

  • @macmerg ONLY A JERKOFF WOULD EVEN THINK THAT.

  • You have no idea how useful this is while moving. Thanks!

  • pretty awesome.

    what was the music?

  • And finally: The Red metal sculpture behind Paul is a piece of art...but I like the comment about the industrial corkscrew wreckage behind him...I'm STILL laughing! Geesh!

  • To answer some Q's

    *Sadly, Paul, the winemaker is happily married.

    *The towel is just incase you hit too hard: Paul has a scar on his hand from years ago, breaking the bottle on the tree. (hence the warning ;)

    *

  • That will "bruise" the wine, with the bottle open, it will take around 2 hours for it to recover.

    A neat trick, but why not just use a cork extractor?

    :)

  • Damn!

    Looks like he's enjoying his wine!

  • I find this video so oddly arousing. And I badly want the bottle hitter. Please contact me if single; my bottles will open easily for you!

  • did this last night, worked perfectly

  • you'll never see McGyver pulling a trick like that

  • good warning at the end , i thought you were going to waste a bunch of it , good job .

  • Nice!

  • y did he need the towel what the hell was in the background

  • so he didn't cut his hands up if the glass broke....

  • didn't work for me.

    so I used the cork screw : P

  • I just used this trick and it worked. Well, I got the cork out halfway after over a hundred hits and I had to use pliers to finish the job. LOL.

  • I shattered a bottle of wine tonight trying this maneuver

  • clearly you are not a wine professional over 21 years of age ;)

  • tree-beater!! :P

  • GOD FUCKING DAMN THAT MUSIC TO HELL! soooo annoying! :MUTE:

  • Lol.

  • This phenomenon is called "Water Hammer." Very interesting topic if you wish to do some research on it.

  • Isn't that affecting the taste of the wine?

  • I guess not, he was smilling after he tasted it :D

  • most likely not... just let it breathe like you would normally and the body should come back

  • yeah. i would think so. after that it probably needs a few hours in a decanter and a good swirl to get back to relatively normal.

  • Nice video, but I have to go see a counsellor now, as that music made me suicidal.

  • Question- Why is he doing this?

    Answer- Because his experimental industial robotic super corckscrew failed! (See red wreckage behind him! :-)

  • take a look again m8.

    i assure u this method actually works.

    self tested

  • guy buy some wine

  • I'm a sales rep for a company that distributes

    this wine. I always wondered why they never gave us free cork screws!

  • now to get drunkk....

  • Well done Paul!!

    5*'s

  • Sure beats a butter knife! So easy and elegant...and NO cork in your wine!

    Lisa

  • How come we always pack cork screws on camping tricks???? You go big brother!!!

    Jaime

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