Sport Relief: Alan Carr V Arsenal Ladies Football Team

[KitsonLA92]

amazingly his dad is newcastle's chief scout...

[SonicX1561]

Torres could learn a thing or two from Alan :)

[urbanfreestyler]

@MultiSoupa No... this was filmed in 2008, she didn't sign with Arsenal until Last year 

[mqaisk]

1:58 decent goal

[jeessiccaax]

I LOVE ALAN.

[DonforDead]

Fkin love Alan Carr, so cringey watching him playing footy though :L

[gleekOMGlyrics]

omg he is the funniest lol hahaha

[hypedpotential]

lol. I feel like I'm looking into a parallel universe.

[DustyBIGAlexx]

i never thought i would say this but. alan carr is a LAD

[TUFCfan1]

1:33 LOL

[wheezydishwasher]

The fact is. Alan carr can score past the Arsenal Ladies football team. What does that say about Women's football in this country. Not sexism. Just a fact. It's really dissapointing to see.

[TUFCfan1]

@wheezydishwasher SHIT FACE

[MegaRupertBear]

@wheezydishwasher yeah! you'd almost think watching it, that it was a laugh, or maybe it was suppose to be

[MrAdamconnelly]

@wheezydishwasher fool. they obviously let him score to look good you idiot!

[0o0oJOEo0o0]

is it weird that im kinda jealous of him at 2:00??

[ne1l007]

get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!1

[mollynbblover]

HAHAHAHAHHA i love you alan :L 1:20 lmao alan :P

[Dolphyblue]

Alan is AMAZING!!!! all through this I Lmao!! 

[strathclydefire1]

his first goal was a handball cheating cunt lol

[strathclydefire1]

Love it when Rachel Yankee i think was one of them flattens him after he scores past Emma Byrne

Never Mind Emma I know you werent trying lol

[beeniefide]

@grishenko45 if you cant stand him, why click on a video containing his name in the title?

[max19088]

whats the song at the start arsenal woman team is the best

[MarissaTheGooner]

@max19088 Calvin Harris-The girls

[jlippy1992]

All Arsenal Ladies Footbaal team are FIT !!!

[kayte2007]

i got radox and everything lmfao! x

[mrobbo2k6]

cudnt score in a brothel!!!

[MegaMissNikki]

Thiis just madee my day :)  Alan is suchh a legend :p x

[DerrenBrown100]

Up the ARSEnal lol

[untamedromeo]

He actually has decent natural technique !!!

Two of his finishes where actually decent !!!

He is from a footballing family and he looks like he could play at five a side level in a Fives league if he just got in better shape.

[liton7]

1:01 whos the girl ?

[jacob1980jacob]

@liton7 lmfao thats what im thinkin lol.. might start watchin womens football

[LjungbergArsenal]

The lady is Emma Byrne, she is Arsenal Ladies goalkeeper.

[08Gillen]

@LjungbergArsenal And she is FINE

[TheMattyavfc]

sign him up!!

[SamUKest89]

good finish at 2.00!

[chezza4eva]

WANNA SEE MY LOOFA?!?! HAHAHA

[Deanocfc]

hes not even that bad. His dad was a professional and I think he manages someone now so he's got it in his blood.

[MrDollerbill]

omfg i couldnt go to sleep after he said "bye bitch" at 1:10 lol hahahaha!

[derhow]

"Bye... bitch" LOL

[bustedkatie85]

I love it when he head butts the ball and runs off like a girl Haha

[kayte2007]

I love 1.53 when he side steps away from the coach, and when the girls pull him over! funny vid! x

[lucystanislauswest]

2:00

makes me laugh :L haha i love alan carr

[superkrystian]

lmao at 1:03

[benrule5]

Lmfao he's jokes

[sellmeisters]

I love it when as he sees he gets closer to the coach he soon sidesteps away from her and when he says I got radox and everything

[andy123pandy]

lmao ive got radox and everything

[carldonno]

mmm lady footballers!

[qRORYp]

the arsenal womens team are fiiiiit

[WoolwichGunner]

Hehe love it when he says "Emma, bye, cya...you bitch" when she laughs at him....Emma Byrne is gorgeous....perfect woman...Tall, Fit and football mad.....

[Phleanix]

@WoolwichGunner Just a shame she's a gooner... #COYS :P

[supertottenham2006]

hes a legend, love im, shame hes got a arsenal kit on tho, dirrrty

[SunderlandAFC1001]

yeah lol he's a legend......... arsenal ladies are better than the mens team in every way you could think!!!!

[jessxoxeyah]

Kelly Smith <3 Ive never met her but would love to the only england ladies international ive met is Fara Williams wen i did blackburn academy Trials x

[haych83]

"I saw this in Chicago!"

lmao

[konsybob]

1:33 good shot lol

[UnknownPsychoPath]

laughing my ass off at 1:03

"I might not work if this gets hit" she laughs

[xStu92x]

'Yeaa, anyway - Bye cya....You bitch!'

LOL

[kiriyama3]

haha

1:45 glasses on a chain :P

(on Tooth Fairy)

[ash22man22]

i did read somewhere that he isn't actually that bad at football - and i remember him saying his dad was Northampton Boss once - CARR - LEGEND !!!

[TheGmaN93]

hes not even that bad his dad was manager of northampton a while back

[rhys21kipling]

hes not as bad as he akes out

[chantelshaw]

i love alan =)

[omygoshumustbjokin]

"i might not work if this gets hit"

she laughs

":O bitch"

LMAO

[oliviaakaspazmoid]

Couldn't score in a brothel!! mega lolz then he says I've seen this in Chicago when doing side steps!! LOL i love u alan!

[XantetsukenGilgamesh]

lol he came to arsenal ladies coz theyre the best :P

[bigluke69]

shower with the arsenal ladies? lucky man haha

[wizzboy76]

Hes gay, he does not care.

[hicksy224xxx]

alan carr is so funny hahaha :-)

[soph4orli4eva]

haha alex's voice at 0:48 LOL

I memba this he was joker! Floorin him at the end! :)

[ernouf]

hes better than crouch on a good day !

[bencosican]

lol dont be threatend just because im a man, come on lets go haha

[shulver2k8]

aha he wer sorta gd lol im cin the arsnal ladies 2moz gna b gurd.

[DaventryCobbler]

hav a gd day then shulver wot u think the score will be?? where u think alan carr will play??? lol

[shulver2k8]

damn dey wer fit lol it wer 4-1 to da gooners i fink cud av bin 5 wernt realy watchin da game :P:P was a gd day out u can get season tickets fur 20 quid but its a trek from northampton :(

[becklet123]

haha when they knocked him over

[xLisaPar]

Hes actually hilarious.

[XXgav123xx]

The funniest man on tv. I just love Jimmy Carr

[soph4orli4eva]

thats alan carr u noob lol

[020spurs020]

yh i like the bit when there going to hit the showers lool i will love to join in :)

[soph4orli4eva]

haha lol i memba that he a joker! so funny

[AnniS31]

lmfao

[derrenfan]

I love alan he's gorgeous!

he's my hero and he's so sweet to talk to in person as I've met alan

[XHardcoreXGlamourX]

He is fucking hilarious =)

I love him !!

[waffledude01]

lmao u ledge

[morgsporg112]

lmao love his 'sports glasses'

[obsessedwitSP]

i know,i could'nt beleive it when he put his glasses on a chain!

thatz a part of his stand up!

whoop,whoop!

x

[klownfields]

lmao up the arsenal:L

[SammyxLx]

i wish alan carr was like my best friend or something, he is too hilarious!

[hannorah]

this is the most funniest thing ive seen in a bloody long time, i was in tears, i love you alan!!

[madmillie94]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Omg, when he gets knocked down by about 4 girls, that is halurious.. Bless him!! i love him so much!

When he arms the ball "Did you hand ball it?" "Nooo it just.... yeahhhh" Bless him.. He's So gorgeous!! I absolutely adore him!

My hero!

x

[soph4orli4eva]

lol i memba that he was so funny

[oliviaakaspazmoid]

couldn't score in a brothal lol I LOVE ALAN CARR!!! lol they do this in Chicago! lol 1:50 - 1:55 !!!!! haha xxx

[jhnf1779]

GLASSES ON A CHAIN..! Whoo..!!!

[madmillie94]

Excellent, you can't get any better than Alan. He's the best you can get, i mean like, he makes you laugh and puts you in stiches..I love him so much <3

x

[hannorah]

ive got radox and everything!! god i love him!

[oliviaakaspazmoid]

LOL fucking love him lol bundle! 1:52-1:54 HAHAHAHAHA lol all funni funni!

[UncleKennybobs]

I hope those lovely ladies catch teh ghey.

[FlanktheYard]

I love the part when he puts his glasses back on that are on a CHAIN! XD

Alan Carr = Legend. What a brilliant man!

[SNP2008]

its a reference to his Tooth Fair live tour, check it out. Hilarious!

[FlanktheYard]

LMAO! I know! I just watched it before I came to watch this!

When I saw him put the glasses on with the chain I swear I could not stop laughing 'cause I just saw him telling that joke! XD

[xWalkThisWayx]

"got my new sports glasses ... wooo"

hahaha i love alan carr he's soo funny!!!

:D

[Hellheim07]

I thought I was in Chicago!

Lmao!

[soph4orli4eva]

Naughty Lianne with her earings in! tut tut lol

[soph4orli4eva]

He such a joker!!!

lol yh my face is my fortune if it gets hit i might not work again

(laughs) BITCH! lol

*blatent hand ball* did you hand ball .... NO!

lol joker love arsenal too!

[riquelmeghurl]

Julie Fleeting would fuckin get it!!

[Nicolew1234]

alan carr is the best comedian im his biggest fan!

[1988cl]

If this gets hit I might not work again!

(laughs)

Bitch!

[GoonerAli]

27.03.08.

Arsenal moved into a virtually unassailable position at the top of the Women's Premier League with a 4-2 win at Doncaster Belles.

"Good old Arsenal!"

[stripedbear]

i whent to see him at the opploy were the dvd was film .brilliant as his dad would say "kick the ball Alan u poof"

[ierogirl08]

LoL i was watchin paul o grady

and alan said he thought it was the MENS team

lol

and was very dissapointed to find it was the womens haha

[theclipmiester]

Arsene Wenger has admitted his interest in Portuguese winger Ricardo Quaresma.

Quaresma, who can play ont he left side of midfield or as a striker, has been linked with the gunners for a long period.

Yesterday, Arsene Wenger stated "yes he is an option and we have looked at him, we will see what we can do"

Arsenal look set to sign the 24 year old starlett at the end of the season for a cut price of £18Million

Source: FansFC

[Goonerinexile]

Hope this is true.,we need alittle bit of injection inour team.whats your view on van persie?

[theclipmiester]

true..we do need that little extra power and pace. and i feel van persie is TOP,TOP player...he stll just needs to find his rhythym after that long lay off...then he'll be firing again

[bethjc]

Haha yea i know what ur on about!

'put my new pumps on, polished ma brace'

hehe =]

[Carter32100]

Hahaha love Alan Carr .

[gurdsta]

lol

[RobbieBannister]

To see the video that the BBC didn't want you to see search for 'Campaign against Kelvin MacKenzie'

[jbaker92]

LMAO, up the ARSEnal to have a vigorous workout hahah!

[gunnarz2006]

he can be our christiano Ronaldo

[kean1877]

WERE ARSENAL 4EVA!! haha im not big fan of alan carr so i didnt really enjoy that vid!!

[CarlyCrisis]

He Is Hilarious!

Love Alan Carr So Much!

[TimelordsRevenge]

come on u gunners!!!!!!1 lol he not bad

[cfc4eva11234]

lol alan carr pretty good at football

[ikklebri]

LOL!

hes so fucking funny bless him

i bet his dad is proud hes scored a goal "KICK THE BALL YOU PUFF"

[willsutube101]

omg he luks wierd without his glasses [:

[Spammaster8]

Looks even more queer lol hes still damn funny

[willsutube101]

omg he luks wierd without his glasses [:

[kangaroomc]

hahaha which is more feminine, the female footballers or Alan Carr?

[attackr34per]

alan

[rotate1991]

lol he did a crouch

[DeliaSpliff]

That was the funnies shit ive seen in ages apart from the TOP GROUND GEAR FORCE they should have got graham norton to do the football too

[DeliaSpliff]

That was the funnies shit ive seen in ages apart from the TOP GROUND GEAR FORCE they should have got graham norton to do the football too

[tikkytaylor]

This is the funniest sport relief part ever!! so funny nearly peed myself! hes hiliarous

[benevannagle]

the captain of arsenal (faye white) went to my school!! Oakwood School in Surrey

[seanyboi2]

arsenall arsenall arsenalll!!! arsenall arsenall arsenall, arsenall arsenall arsenal!! ARRRSENALLL!! WE LOVE YOU ARSENAL WE DO HAHA :) comon you gunnerss!!!

[vink04]

jus enjoy the women running in their shorts n stop hating alan carr, hes doin it 4 a good reason

[farmerted159]

Don't hate gay people, but I hate camp people.

[GoonerAli]

update to previous post ... LCLFC 1.5 ALFC. "Tra la la!"

[callacrap]

Alan Carr is amazing, love him to bits!

[GoonerAli]

16.03.08 LINCOLN CITY LADIES 1.vs.4 ARSENAL LADIES WOMENS FA CUP SEMI FINAL @ HALF TIME.

"Good old Arsenal!"

[manufan1996]

Alan Carr is not funny

[Sabustyle1]

and you are :s

[lewishill43]

he is annoying man is alan gay omg of course he is look how he speaks his annopying

[Terry100010]

u like funny and football then type in focker100010 into the you tube search and click on beep. You won't regret

[kiyro007]

dont fell thretend that im a man ( yeah right)

[VANESSA979]

He's so funny. I love him!!!!!

[maddmorg2]

Excellent video.

[pedesenred]

is alan gay?

[nintendolad]

Yes.

[irich06]

yh lol

[pedesenred]

just making sure, i'm only 11 how am i meant to know? like i knew but just to be dure i wrote this

[RandomJackOfDoom]

suprisingly enough, yes he is.

[jj4rent]

he duz my nut 2 lol

[huttoc99]

He duz my nut in all.Lol.

[TARAWELSH]

love it!!!! love his sidesteps.. soo camp!

[oOMissJediOo]

LOL He's too funny.

[beandick3]

how about someone donate a billion now and forget next years

[johnBGG]

check out my new video after its finished processing , god it takes ages to process youtube is useless at uploading vids lol check out my other videos while u wait

[formysoulmate]

Alan Carr's Hillarious! He makes me laugh all the time, he has enormous talent!

[queenbeethomcat19]

how dare u alan care is the best comidien in the world i am well and truly offended

[mrredzzz1]

useless wankr

[christophbrookes]

Classic Alan Carr! not in the slightest bit funny!

[bennypatel]

Hahaha!! So true! He is a talentless Bell-End.

[Goolz]

How about these celebs donate there millions??

[GemPenguin]

Some of them do donate alot - but there are so many charities how can the nice ones decide which to donate to? Plus at least they are getting involved - they didn't have to.

[Goolz]

Yeah got involved to get on tv

[GemPenguin]

I don't think people like Alan Carr, Jimmy Carr, Jonathon Ross, Parkinson etc need to go on sport relief to get on t.v - if the want on it they will - and get paid for it. So they took part for the charity.

[TheMetalCat]

Exactly.

[Arsenalchick08]

lol nice arsenal ladies rule the world lol

[AlexFictionFriction]

haha what a nancy!

[JAKODAMAGE]

Good Video