WKUK - Funeral Request

[72RedPanda]

thats not a bad idea...

[Thecoolaccount]

I want a comedy central roast to be done at my funeral, except with my family and friends. My uncle's funeral brought more laughs than tears with all the jokes that were told.

[pieguy121]

when i die im going to have my best friend come in at my funeral throw a Molotov at my coffin and run

[surfnsantacruz]

good luck reenacting eating a white castle hamburger through a straw

[zmcr1234]

I want a worrier's funeral, with the fire and boat and everything!

[Princepurple1]

@zmcr1234 just learn to spell warriors correctly

[zmcr1234]

@Princepurple1 My phone is annoying and can't spell chick correctly all the Tim

[Ejhekk33]

When I die, I'll have my finger up my nose.

Then my family will put the ashes on O.Co coliseum. Oakland A's forever!

[Combobreaker100]

I would like to be buried with an elephant bone when i die. That way i would be able to confuse future archaeologists! #trolling in the afterlife.

[Ratty13rat]

he also ate a white castle through a straw...

[bobkin611]

I reaped this to my BFF and he plainly looked at me like this O_O and said" wat?"

[stitch99]

What if he dies in some horrific accident that marrs his body beyond recognition?

[braydenfath]

I'll bring the gallon of PCP

[mathclubgirl]

My dad said it's cool if we take his ashes to one last race before we scatter them on the track. We're gonna give him his own seat, headphones, sunglasses, and beer. "This is my Dad. It's his last race."

No joke

[Fuby803]

I like how he just agreed, no follow up question or anything...

[Crystal56287]

0.0;

[JACK8DAVIS]

I have a boner.

[bobmuffins]

...What about the time he lost his virginity?

[stitch99]

@bobmuffins

You're assuming he did.

[romanrazors]

I want a Viking funeral. That is all :)

[michigander47]

thats SO fucked up.



[jakefmcginnis]

I want to be buried with the hooker I killed giving me a blow job

[pierox1224]

I hope that at my funeral I'm flipping everyone the bird haha.

[stratus1414]

I want to be incased in metal so I look like han solo

[CatMastermind]

I want to be buried in money!!!

...just kidding, what am I, Mr. Monopoly?

[TheTombomb555]

What????

[AwesomeHolzy]

Er... what?

[skatefreak162]

i wanna have my hand in my pants when i die.

[awesomemooseninja]

Dude I totally knew a kid who wanted to do thaaat! As for me, I'd like to be sitting up in my coffin, smiling with glass-eyes wide open..and maybe my hand propped up so I'm waving at my family and friends.

[VoLLeyWoLf19]

@bigmullishome even his virginity -.-

[garragirl11]

Nice! :D

[bigmullishome]

even losing his virginity? 0_0

[vamp2661]

no that never happend

[mcwaffles2003]

probably... why not?

[skaterguy396]

@bigmullishome hahaha

[DswitchupzU]

haha genius

[duncan1246]

da fuck

[machinedebaser]

they both stole my idea!

[AmandaRavenclaw]

Wasn't that a joke from that Nick Swardson's act? IDK, I guess it's quite a common request. :)

[prudenceface]

IT WAS! x]

[AZJOE1234554321]

they r prob standing in front of a puppet store hence the request

[LOLO111111111111]

That would be fucking awesome!

[mikey39977]

thats just weird

[SpecOpsGrunt]

where are they standing? and why? i mean i understand it's a sketch for laughs but in character are they like waiting for a cab? lol.

[SpecOpsGrunt]

i just noticed they are standing in front of a store but still why are they standing there

[gamrguy4444]

i think they're in front of a puppet store... therefore the puppet request

[luvbugale]

LMAO!

[dmanuel95]

I wanna go to that funeral

[massai86]

i'll bring the LSD

[uirukun]

@massai86 you have to bring a gallon of it

[catalyst407]

@uirukun thank science.