Adam Hills - Joymonger - Part 1

[TheUltimateUnderdog1]

In case anyone is wondering, Hera Clitos (I probably spelt that wrong) is an ancient Greek philosopher

[HushedxAngel]

That kid is just fucking legendary. Dirty minded like me, and only a few years younger XD honestly, I haven't watched a skit of Adam Hills and not pissed myself laughing, he's amazing.

[shade4bleedinghearts]

its heracles...not heraclitoris...

[Dantyx1]

@shade4bleedinghearts actually Heraclitus was a greek philosopher

[shade4bleedinghearts]

@Dantyx1 didn't the kid say mythology though?

[BashProductions123]

@shade4bleedinghearts Actually he said Greek History. =]

[Wonocva15]

@rara211212

I wouldn't be surprised if that's what caused the 4 dislikes.

[Matty09Magic]

awesome kid

[quicker2006]

one of the funniest comedians out of aussie love it when hes on mock the week here in blighty - really funny bloke

[CoboltCobra]

I heard that joke and had sex ed the next day. Really hard not to laugh.

[NexusDarkworld338]

beside adam, i've never seen a signer in a comedy show, is it an aussy thing?

[elsiee94]

@NexusDarkworld338 Neither have I and I love Aussie standup. Not that I know of anyway!

[Bandaids4ever]

@elsiee94 I've seen them in a few. I think they're only brought in when there are def people in the audience. : )

[Bandaids4ever]

@myself I meant DEAF***



[Georgeous129]

i will NEVER go to a stand up comedy gig UNLESS they have a sign language translator there!!!

[TheUltimateUnderdog1]

I fucking love Lockey!

[Sapphira514]

she could'veigned the word in letters! hahaha

[Sapphira514]

@Sapphira514 *could've signed

[missusblue1234]

god that kid is so over confident!

[NexusDarkworld338]

Grey Faction!

[htarbard09]

Clitoris was the Greek god of hide-and-seek

[hotchocolate13xxx]

Of course he should know that at 12 he's not a baby. Most boys know that before that age anyway

[Mikeybetts]

lochie will grow to be a true top-bloke with a tac-sharp wit like that

[goth9ever]

this 12 year old is pretty weird lol

[TheAlmo87]

he is good, but now watching this for a second time i have found myself getting annoyed at him laughing tooooo fucking much..

[daniel16693]

brilliant... simply brilliant...

[FriesianCow]

I cringed so badly when Lockie mouthed "I know that one" in reply to adam saying 'clitoris'. He shouldn't know that at 12!

[dexdex1560]

@FriesianCow not every twelve year old is an idiot. also I remember learning about sex at ten. relax. 

[Tarnamackle]

@FriesianCow ... why not? It's just part of the anatomy of the human body, it's not a swear word or anything. No reason to cringe. xD

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@FriesianCow My nine year old (male) cousin (unfortunately) knows every single part of the human anatomy (both male and female) and he also knows the facts of life. He learnt all of this when he was seven :/

[austinthebookworm5]

@ADEMruinedmylife909

he should become a biologist :)

[verarschloch]

Where can you find Heraclitus?

I don't catch it..

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@verarschloch "Just under flavium majora"

[verarschloch]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 :D thank you!

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@verarschloch I got one word wrong, actually. I think he said "Just ABOVE flavium majora", but whatever :D

[spriddlez]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 Just above labia majora =)

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@spriddlez *eyes roll* Whatever! :P

[Marela9]

I'm crying from all the laughing.

Adam is amazing.

[rara211212]

i love how not a singe person has disliked this vid

[Varrenify]

@rara211212 Just to be an arsehole, I hit the dislike button :P

But really, he's bloody great comedian.

[p3ta1990]

@rara211212 and those who did probably did have done it by accident like I did earlier.. and now I will be guilt ridden for the rest of my life. And will attempt to compansate by "liking" every other video :)

[Tangobomber]

@rara211212 Never say that. It's a jinx

[JELLJELL1111]

This guy is so damn amazing XD

[kevinjulka]

"There's a fine line between adding Christmas decorations and squeezing the testicles of a man on a ladder."

[SynGateslover101]

I think i just found my new favourite comedian....

[spikelilgirl]

@SynGateslover101 Me, too!

[ToastBagelAndJelly]

Lochie...I LOVE YOU! Greatest 12 year old kid EVER!

[Wraithstrike19]

Lochie, what was the worst word you've ever heard someone say?

You really want me to answer that?

Yes.

Be funny as hell if he left it ther

[RichardJosefMax]

@katthemat there is a guy called Heraclitus, I assume that was who he meant.

[davz1992]

so talented XD

[ComboKickChicken]

I feel sorry for that woman doing sign language.

[spikelilgirl]

@ComboKickChicken So do I. He's torturing him by doing dirty words! ;)

[spikelilgirl]

@ComboKickChicken I mean her.

[Altorin]

Every comic should have a sign interpreter

[Wraithstrike19]

@Altorin hell now i know a job i can do - be a signer for a comedian

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Lochie (or Lockie?) is a comedy GENIUS! XD

[kattemat]

Is the child talking about Herakles, as in Hercules?

[lavane26]

@kattemat no, i think he said something like harry cletus. :) what an unfortunate name...

[kattemat]

@lavane26 Is there a guy in Greek history called Harry Cletus? Don't sound like a Greek name. I Still think it Herakles ;)

[ALECKSmindhorn]

Clitoris was the Greek God of Hide n Seek. LOL!

[mistykitty123]

hairy clitoris. god i was pissin myself laughing

[NA3LKER]

they kid is called loki? the norse god of mischief was called loki!

[Muckfanskapshelvete]

@NA3LKER I do think that was intended. The kid doesn't seem much better then what his name implies.

[ALECKSmindhorn]

@NA3LKER

I was thinking that maybe it was Lochie, short for Lochlan...

[kindgirl2]

Adam you have a hungarian fan! :P

[mallic]

That kid is a hero lol

[hippyfriend]

Anyone else now curious to know what labia majora is in any sign language? I want to know it in BSL particularly... for personal reasons :)

[DangerouslyxxDreamin]

Maaaaaannnn....This guy is my favorite on the planet....minus the American jokes. For the love of God, Man, I know that in some states we deep fat fry everything, but we're not THAT bad, A) Not all states do that and B) For the love of all that is good, Not all of us sound like Freaking George Bush, and C) ....Okay so ...there is no C, but still, I love you. Favorite comedian ever!

[UFClova]

@DangerouslyxxDreamin Search chasers war on everything and americans andyou'll see why we think you are all stupid the people in the videos do you guys no favours

[DangerouslyxxDreamin]

@UFClova I know they don't make a good impression, But really. There are some people here who aren't like that! You can take my word for it! Then again...I'm moving to Australia the first chance I get. :) You guys are ah-mazing. xP

[DangerouslyxxDreamin]

Gotta love the way Aussie's say "aluminium" You guys here Americans say it, I can only imagine your incredulous expressions.

[Nogli]

@DangerouslyxxDreamin Indeed. I've never understood why in American terms, they all still end in -ium, but for just that one, it was changed. Why?

[BlessedAgni]

what does he say at around 3:30 ? Just after he says "if you were to look through the history books, where would you find heraclitus?"

dont quite follow what he says after that

[Nogli]

@BlessedAgni "Just above labia majora".

[LittleMizzRandom]

god i locve this guy!!! he is hilarious :P

[Robynowitz]

did that kid say "I know that one"?

[ahm134]

wat did he say at 3:33 i couldn't hear through his adorable laugh

[awkerrigan]

@ahm134 just above labia majora

[bassLAIFE]

hericlitis is just above what???

[awkerrigan]

@bassLAIFE labia majora

[towerofignis]

I have a new favorite comedian.

[heyitsaperson]

my goal in life is to marry lucky! this was 2009 aand he was 12 so hes my age :)

[Ebbs1204]

@heyitsaperson 1) He's called Lockie. 2) I'm going to get there first :)

[Soulofthedoll]

Love the way the lovely woman stands there with the most innocent face after Adam says certain things =)

[CultOvPleasure]

lol this is fking great i should be studying for exams......but holy crp this guy is awesome

[doctorwhofan17]

I wish Adam would release his DVDs in the UK.

Oh well thank god I have YouTube!

[SocialGhost11]

Oh man, I'm supposed to be asleep and I'm having to bite my hand every 2 seconds to stop myself from bursting put with laughter.

Adam Hills is AWESOME!!!

[andrew8833]

@SocialGhost11 My stomach hurts!

Ah the same kind of feeling i get from watching him there live, hes wonderful!

[richy12377]

@andrew8833 you should check out bill hicks, or mitch hedburg....this is terrible and painful.

[andrew8833]

@richy12377 I have, I can't stand their jokes lol.

I mean one Mitch whatever his name came up with once, I order rice when ever I want 2 million of something, hmmm, think we'll leave that there, it's not even funny remotely, painful is not the word lol.

The worrying thing is people actually find them funny!

[richy12377]

@andrew8833 well i think its slightly more funny than saying "clitoris" to a child......

[andrew8833]

@richy12377 Not slightly is funnier, but I admit some of its quite cringe worthy in places.

'To a child' are you for real? He's using irony to tell a joke, please tell me you don't honestly believe she is a child, moronic or what? Yes.

Take care, I am not talking to a blatant imbecile.

[richy12377]

@andrew8833 the kid in the audience is 12 you dick! i think you missed my point ( so you are THE moron) i was stating that this "comedy" is awful, and that Hicks/Hedburg are class, saying a word like that to a kid isnt funny is it? this is pub comedy....No, your not talking to an imbecile, just someone who doesn't like comedy that's in the same league as "knock knock" jokes. Now i'll let you get on with enoying this wankstain of a comedian.

[andrew8833]

@richy12377 Mate what planet are you living on? You do know that thing between your ears called a brain? Try using it dickhead.

Mitch has more to do with knock knock jokes, he simply does not converse with his audience, might as well do knock knock jokes you docile retarded fool.

You don't honestly believe she is actually 12, you clearly don't get Aussie humour.

I thought I was stupid until I met you the stupid fuck.

[andrew8833]

@richy12377 Mate face it your fucking stupid as hell.

I am not going to converse with a complete imbecile !

[richy12377]

@andrew8833 wtf? thank you for the inbox abuse. If you can't have a debate, don't leave comments.

[TheMischievousbull]

i'm dying here, he so funny

[kidragakas]

Adam Hills... You are ALWAYS worth the asthma attack :)

[LauraSchmaura]

Quite possibly the most brilliant 12 year old ever

[nataliedb2k7]

That boy is a genius.

[RoyalSongstress]

This is doubly enjoyable for me, since I'm learning sign-language at the moment. ASL, which is quite different from AUSLAN, but still interesting for me to watch. I love that Adam has her along with him.

Plus, I love Adam Hills! I love his joy. He's obviously just having the best time up there. Thanks so much for sharing!

[cynwal31]

I just love the way he laughs :D

[NGstalagmite]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[SeeThinkFall]

That kid is going to be a legend at school!

[rachelmacc]

adam hills is my new favourite person :D

[CiaraAkina]

What is the word/meaning of the word he says at 1:22? I don't understand

[GraceLeTorneau]

@CiaraAkina

He says 'clitoris'.

[bananachip33]

I. CAN'T. BREATHE.

[caitlinlovesthetunes]

God i love Adam Hills so much! :)

[jsmith19810808]

I think this is quality lol.

[hehe10101]

w00t for that kid!

[thatdrattedcat]

I am in love with the shot of that kid giving his mom (?) a high five at 2:49

[Rainb0wGirl]

im in love with the kid! he's awesome!!

[thephantommilk]

yay! thank you for putting this up =)

[Ulleskelf]

I love Joymonger, thanks for putting it online :)