How I Met Your Mother - Ted's Girls...All of Them...

[citruskeys]

Everybody on this show is a slut, 'cept Lily and Marshall. (and you know they would be, if they weren't married to each other). Barney's just an uber-slut.

[zeekyboogydoog826]

Dude. Ted. Stop. At this rate, you'll make Barney jealous.

[tylerouzts]

wat about Victoria?

[ShadowPuppetStudios]

@tylerouzts Victoria is who he actually did run into, and the only one they don't come up with.

[theoriginalshew]

robin didnt say anything because she was at the Architects Ball with Ted so she already knows what girl it is

[grumpytosnowwhite]

Christ Ted, you're such a slut. :)

[ronaldnavarro83]

anyone notice it was just a continual round of lily, barney, and marshall in that order with the exception of the three way girls (allegedlly!) robin had no input whatsoever in the whole clip.

oh and the girl that slept with her brother that was Royce the girl from that baggage episode where tony made a movie about him, stella, and "jed mosley" The wedding bride.

[themikejonas]

Here's the list, as given in the clip, with references: Stella Zoey Karen TGW beat Ted up (Natalie, "Return of the Shirt") TGW ruined the photo with Slash (unnamed, "Say Cheese") TGW made Ted get the butterfly tattoo (Amy, "Wait for It") TGW shared a bed with her brother (Royce, "The Wedding Bride") TGW did porn (Steph, "Return of the Shirt") TGW ran over a hitchhiker (Jackie, "Return of the Shirt") TGW crazy eyes (Jeanine, "Swarley")

[themikejonas]

TGW gave Ted throw pillows (Lauren, "Stuff")

TGW gave Ted a lamp (Allison, "Stuff")

TGW Ted gave 12 mixtapes to (Jeannie, "Stuff")

TGW "slept" with Barney first (Stacey, "Little Boys")

TGW wouldn't stop talking (Cathy, "Spoiler Alert")

TGW Ted made out with on St. Patrick's Day (Ashlee, "No Tomorrow")

TGW took Ted's virginity (Molly, "First Time in New York")

[themikejonas]

TGW was using Ted to get back at her ex (Angie, "The Front Porch")*

TGW was way too into sci-fi (the girl Lily impersonates as Darth Vader in "The Front Porch")*

TGW Barney hired to play his wife (Margaret/Betty, "The Stinsons")

TGW Ted texted too soon (Holli, "The Three Days Rule")

TGW Ted went on two blind dates with (Jen, "Double Date")

TGW turned out to be a lesbian (Cindy, "Girls vs. Suits")

TGW name Ted can't remember (Blah Blah, "How I Met Everyone Else")

[themikejonas]

TGW was a militant hippie vegan (Strawberry, "Say Cheese")

TGW Ted Naked-Manned, (Vicky, "The Naked Man")

TGW he had a three-way with (Trudy, "Third Wheel" and also "The Pineapple Incident")

TGW he also had a three-way with (Rachel, "Third Wheel")

TGW wore the Slutty Pumpkin costume ("Slutty Pumpkin")

TGW was the coat check girl ("Okay Awesome")

TGW Ted thought was a hooker (Mary, "Mary the Paralegal")

TGW Ted thought was his perfect match (unnamed, "Milk")*

[themikejonas]

TGW Ted dumped on her birthday (also Natalie, "Return of the Shirt")

TGW kept Ted on the hook (Tiffany, "Hooked")

TGW worked at the GNB cafeteria (Louisa, "Old King Clancy")

TGW is always in a relationship (Maggie, "The Window")

TGW killed Ted's turtle (unnamed, "Little Boys")*

*mentioned but not seen on the show.

[magface]

It's 36, since Natalie is counted twice. I could figure out all of them except for the girl who shared a bed with her brother (does anyone remember this one? or the episode at least?) and the militant vegan (the only one I can think of is Stella's sister Nora who slept with Barney [no not that Nora]).

Also, Ted gave Jeannie Radfort 12 mix tapes. She didn't give him the 12 mix tapes. Otherwise, nice recall, writers! :)

[Beefyg82]

1 was sorta counted twice as being the girl who beat ted up

[Beefyg82]

35 girls that was!

[bkaa18]

Not really. So did anyone count how many girls that was?

[bezzle67]

@bkaa18 37? i think...

[skaishroom]

First!!... Does anybody care anymore?...