Of course they hate it. Because Star Wars is about Buddhist and Taoist principles of Harmony and most monotheistic Religions are way too primitive to understand them. Therefore they attack it on every level.
lol, what kind of christians think that star wars is satanic? it's just a movie for crying out loud, what kind chritstianity do these protesters belong to?
i was about to search for star wars h8ers but this is jsut stupid XDDD
check out all the N*RDs! :D i never know people were obsessed with star wars like this in real life, i though only cartoon makes them look stupid!!! XD COSPLAY is embaressing NEVER DO IT! unless you wanna be made fun of...
@ExForceFire The people were dressed up because it was opening day of Revenge of the Sith. When a ton of people are dressed up, it'd be like trying to make fun of people dressed up on Halloween.
@newvids818 halloween is a tradition, LOL btw, haev you ever dressed up and watched a movie? LOL, so cosplaying during an opening even is normal? KEEEEWL... i wasnt trying to be rude :3 i just thought it was odd, sicne im not use to it...
Someone tell these people it's just a movie. It's a story purely for entertainment. No one is going to start the church of Jedi and destroy us all with lightsabers and "The Force".....though the force is very strong in my pants.
satanic or not. star wars is awesome!!!!! I'm a christain but i can watch star wars all day! its not like i believe or worship star wars, its just really cool
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Man, some people are stupid... I mean seriously fucking incomprehensibly stupid. I respect their beliefs (to a certain extent), but Star Wars... Satanic? Fuck me sideways that's a load of shit.
Hell ya Star Wars is the demonic Force n shit, Go cry out loud that Jesus is your one true god and go live in caves Neanderthals ! And hell yeah, everyone knows the world's still flat !
if there is any religion that star wars is closer to it's buddhism so you christian retards go take a class in your local community college about religion and learn something so get out of the 1800's and mayberry north carolina with andy griffith and barnny fife and get with the rest of america in the 21st century
Anyone who thinks these guys are really serious - raise you right hand, and shoot it off because you're dumb. Their website is all tongue in cheek. I really doubt the sincerity of this showing. No doubt they got a good laugh, walked to their van, put on their Jedi costumes and went and enjoyed the show.
Holy shit, I didn't see any of these "Jesus Whores" in 1977 for the first movies... so what's the deal, did Star Wars suddenly become evil in 30 years? Silliness. This is possibly a sign of the apocolypse... when Christians get bored and run out of things to protest. Oh how I dream of some more Waco bonfires!
he could be like: "i created these things to amuse me ill torment them and lie about it" and satan got too attached to us and tried to fight him so god blamed all of his curses on him and he still tries to help us.
Maybe, if magical powers IMPROVE peoples lives,and God wrote the bible (plenty of room for "creative storytelling"),maybe all of that bad stuff 'bout Satan is slander how do we know if we got the story right it could be vica-versa maybe satan wants to help us(he is shown crying for us)and god wants to hurt us
If the Force is a tool of Satan then that's all the more reason to worship Satan.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again, if half the stuff Fundies said about Wiccans was true, like that they really did have powers and stuff, I would convert right this second.
Hey, people like that give Christianity a bad name. I don't know what the crap they're thinking, making people think all Christians are like that. I'm a Christian and I absolutely love Star Wars.
People like that are hardly the norm for Christians. Most Christians aren't like that at all. For example, I, a dedicated Christian, dressed up and went to the midnight showing of Attack of the Clones. Without a stupid sign.
That is so sad. Why must the Christians try to ruin everything good in the world? Those protestors need to go back to Jesus Camp and suck a little more demon Cak.
Yes, I know. It is never a good idea to judge an entire group by the actions of a few of its members. It is unfortunate that people that label fun things as 'evil' are usually Christians. Labels hold everyone back, and often lead to closed minds. I am not so narrow minded as to assume that my perspective or belief is the Only relevant perspective.
Either way, in my opinion anyone that would call this movie series satanic is most deranged..
Wish I could stand next to them in a satan costume with a sign saying "I have no idea what these guys are talking about."
IMPHLAmaste 2 months ago
their site is
toolofsatanorg
i found it on ifunny:)
It gets more views from ifunny that from the nuts running it.
ifunnymobi/#2920208
defaintclassstarship 2 months ago
Of course they hate it. Because Star Wars is about Buddhist and Taoist principles of Harmony and most monotheistic Religions are way too primitive to understand them. Therefore they attack it on every level.
VannevarBush 1 year ago
God, these fuck heads are dumb
TheStarwarsZXV 1 year ago
lol, what kind of christians think that star wars is satanic? it's just a movie for crying out loud, what kind chritstianity do these protesters belong to?
kj293 1 year ago
i was about to search for star wars h8ers but this is jsut stupid XDDD
check out all the N*RDs! :D i never know people were obsessed with star wars like this in real life, i though only cartoon makes them look stupid!!! XD COSPLAY is embaressing NEVER DO IT! unless you wanna be made fun of...
ExForceFire 1 year ago
@ExForceFire The people were dressed up because it was opening day of Revenge of the Sith. When a ton of people are dressed up, it'd be like trying to make fun of people dressed up on Halloween.
newvids818 1 year ago
@newvids818 halloween is a tradition, LOL btw, haev you ever dressed up and watched a movie? LOL, so cosplaying during an opening even is normal? KEEEEWL... i wasnt trying to be rude :3 i just thought it was odd, sicne im not use to it...
ExForceFire 1 year ago
Someone tell these people it's just a movie. It's a story purely for entertainment. No one is going to start the church of Jedi and destroy us all with lightsabers and "The Force".....though the force is very strong in my pants.
ryanthepunk2002 1 year ago
these people are just losers who do this on the days they don't go to church
its just a movie!
an awesome trilogy
Jokrd00d 1 year ago
satanic or not. star wars is awesome!!!!! I'm a christain but i can watch star wars all day! its not like i believe or worship star wars, its just really cool
snake6483 1 year ago
@snake6483 i think it all started when darth maul showed up
dragonknight123455 1 year ago
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over9000christian 1 year ago
haha im a christian n i cant stop laughin, lol. like really, some people are ignorant.
citybythelights 1 year ago
Ignorant narrow-minded sectarians spreading bullshit about art.
Bozder 1 year ago
JESUS WAS A JEWISH JEDI!
lol
potcatworldsend 2 years ago
Man, some people are stupid... I mean seriously fucking incomprehensibly stupid. I respect their beliefs (to a certain extent), but Star Wars... Satanic? Fuck me sideways that's a load of shit.
eshlads 2 years ago
this is a joke ? right ?
Switchside18 2 years ago
@Switchside18 i wish i could say yes.
smackythefrog23 2 years ago
Star Wars is...pretend.
thehouseofhoops 2 years ago
jesus was a jewi.
TheReAnimat0r 2 years ago 2
Star wars is Satanic in the truest sense..I am a Satanist....if you have an understanding of what Satanism really is ...you can tell
satanicinternational 2 years ago
Lol jesus was a jedi
pivotpersondude 2 years ago
Jesus was a JEWISH Jedi!
ASmilingMalice 2 years ago 7
XDDDDD
pivotpersondude 2 years ago
LoL I heard someone say "do they have a death wish?" General Grievous does not approve!
777ElvenLight 2 years ago
Star Wars = Buddism
talagapinoy 2 years ago 2
christ on a bike this is funny
stephen45670 3 years ago
After years of torment, the nerds have found vindication in finding a group lower than them on the social ladder.
Lymmar 3 years ago 18
lol.........yeh no shit
dman16977 3 years ago
You sir, have made my day.
Cuythulu 2 years ago
@Lymmar dude, your comment has made my day. I can't stop laughing!!!
ryanthepunk2002 1 year ago
Hell ya Star Wars is the demonic Force n shit, Go cry out loud that Jesus is your one true god and go live in caves Neanderthals ! And hell yeah, everyone knows the world's still flat !
sesshy34 3 years ago
He's right, star wars is satanic and all the characters represent anti-apostles, anti-Christs and all that is unGodly.
Fartypantwinner3665 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH ur so cristian
Waffle1921 2 years ago
ffs sw satanic? wtf dude?
yorchlukaz 3 years ago
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these starwars fans are mind controlled sheep and will die for satan's glory
teemu1381 3 years ago
u got the munchies fuck tard
coolguy7869 3 years ago
no i got the munchies hes having a mini paranoia bout lol
overkill101 3 years ago
I'm a chrsitn but Star wars isn't santic. I am tryi ng to be a beter christan.
girl124556 3 years ago
if there is any religion that star wars is closer to it's buddhism so you christian retards go take a class in your local community college about religion and learn something so get out of the 1800's and mayberry north carolina with andy griffith and barnny fife and get with the rest of america in the 21st century
burkspatrick 3 years ago
lol George Lucas is a Christian jackass.
grazon 3 years ago
burkspatrick you fag. You don't understand the concept of the force.
yyyoouuutttuuubbbeee 3 years ago
This is a prank people. It's done by Ooze(dot)com. They're poking fun at Christians and being stupid. Do a little research.
lordthaddius 4 years ago
Anyone who thinks these guys are really serious - raise you right hand, and shoot it off because you're dumb. Their website is all tongue in cheek. I really doubt the sincerity of this showing. No doubt they got a good laugh, walked to their van, put on their Jedi costumes and went and enjoyed the show.
lordthaddius 4 years ago
its just a movie the force sounds pretty much like the bible guy rises from the dead or power to pick up things with your mind
goudan00 4 years ago
na na na na hey hey hey good bye!
nmbr1cub 4 years ago
Dude........
the force is like Jesus.
He surrounds you.
he helps you.
And he conquers evil.
I am proud to be a christian.
And is my job as a christian to lead people to Christ. BUT this is going a bit overboard
SoulEater59 4 years ago
A bit?
man that guy is out of his mind.
While he's at it he might as well claim LOTR is Satanic.
grazon 4 years ago
Holy shit, I didn't see any of these "Jesus Whores" in 1977 for the first movies... so what's the deal, did Star Wars suddenly become evil in 30 years? Silliness. This is possibly a sign of the apocolypse... when Christians get bored and run out of things to protest. Oh how I dream of some more Waco bonfires!
Bingohobo1968 4 years ago
Dude, Qui-Gon Jin, Jesus Christ, Mullets and Goatees, stabbed in the stomach, figure it out.
Viva la Fett
PlatniumSABER 4 years ago
jajajaja JESUS WAS A JEDI!!!!
AMEN TO THAT!!!!!!
what a bunch of stupid crap, if star wars is satanic then I guess I'm Going to hail lol
omg, those so called "christians need a life ASAP
jedifire017 4 years ago
he could be like: "i created these things to amuse me ill torment them and lie about it" and satan got too attached to us and tried to fight him so god blamed all of his curses on him and he still tries to help us.
EYE001 4 years ago
Maybe, if magical powers IMPROVE peoples lives,and God wrote the bible (plenty of room for "creative storytelling"),maybe all of that bad stuff 'bout Satan is slander how do we know if we got the story right it could be vica-versa maybe satan wants to help us(he is shown crying for us)and god wants to hurt us
EYE001 4 years ago
"Jesus was a jewish jedi" XD
legoboll 4 years ago
lmao i love how the star wars fans just stand around taking pictures of those sad freaks!
JESUS WAS A JEDI!!!
bobafettucini 4 years ago
If the Force is a tool of Satan then that's all the more reason to worship Satan.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again, if half the stuff Fundies said about Wiccans was true, like that they really did have powers and stuff, I would convert right this second.
dechha1981 4 years ago
Hey, people like that give Christianity a bad name. I don't know what the crap they're thinking, making people think all Christians are like that. I'm a Christian and I absolutely love Star Wars.
thevintagerose 4 years ago
haha jesus was a jedi
chadmaveric 4 years ago
and WHAT a jedi!!!
vivaspades 4 years ago
Isn't George Lucas a Methodist?
grazon 4 years ago
I believe George Lucas was either an agnostic or an atheist.
Peace.
fatnola 4 years ago
Lucas may be many things but an atheist is assuredly NOT one of them.
BTW he's also not an agnostic.
grazon 4 years ago
because everything good is obviously satanic.... wow. chrisitianity=lotta sense.
*note the sarcasm*
jaimeaux 4 years ago
People like that are hardly the norm for Christians. Most Christians aren't like that at all. For example, I, a dedicated Christian, dressed up and went to the midnight showing of Attack of the Clones. Without a stupid sign.
thevintagerose 4 years ago
That is so sad. Why must the Christians try to ruin everything good in the world? Those protestors need to go back to Jesus Camp and suck a little more demon Cak.
JermLeather 5 years ago
Not all Christians are like that. I am living proof.
thevintagerose 4 years ago
Yes, I know. It is never a good idea to judge an entire group by the actions of a few of its members. It is unfortunate that people that label fun things as 'evil' are usually Christians. Labels hold everyone back, and often lead to closed minds. I am not so narrow minded as to assume that my perspective or belief is the Only relevant perspective.
Either way, in my opinion anyone that would call this movie series satanic is most deranged..
JermLeather 4 years ago
How retarded is this!
Borderose7 5 years ago
For more of this go to tool of satan.org!
drbubonic 5 years ago