Jeremy Clarkson sucks

[TheDonja123]

WAT EEN KANKER FILMPJE



[oddguy314]

Well do you see those mountains over there? They are better than me. I say that daily now. lololololol

[MrFrings89]

I actually laughed at this L0L0L0L0LL0L0L0

[playstationNerdwork]

jeremy clarkson hates americans car. how could he say that?!! american muscles look much better than those european sports cars.

[saab93ify]

@playstationNerdwork NOPE

[stupidumboVEVO]

corvettes are useless, your useless audio speech trash is annoying, and you shouldn't post junk like this on youtube. if i were you, i would delete this.

[PolskaRezystans]

@stupidumboVEVO If I were you, I'd leave...NOW!!

[saab93ify]

@stupidumboVEVO Nice i agree corvettes are made out of a man anus

[Headhunter3000000000]

fuck you

[MrMbk89]

i see you have no life...good for you

[blkmagicc4]

hahaha

[Joniel120]

I laugh at Jeremy Clarkson's voice speakonia

[konieczzus]

Brawo dzieciaku, krytykuj faceta, który osiągnął więcej niż tobie się kiedykolwiek uda. Mam nadzieję że w najciemniejszym zakamarku piwnicy domu twoich rodziców pośladki urywają ci sie ze śmiechu, kiedy oglądasz to po raz setny z braku innych rozrywek :)

Well done kid, criticise a man who achieved more than you'll ever manage. I hope you're laughing your ass off sitting in the darkest corner of your parent's house's cellar and watching this hundred's time because of lack of other things to do:)

[PolskaRezystans]

@konieczzus Яка різниця. Ви не залякати мене. Ти не більш ніж на державному рівні найпростіших який щойно ввели, що коментар в темному провулку. Будь ласка, видаліть ваше его з околиць мої відео, чи не так?

Whatever. You don't intimidate me. You're not more than a state-sponsored protozoan who just typed that comment in a dark alley. Please remove your ego from the vicinity of my videos, would you?

[vroegrijk1]

@PolskaRezystans Please remove your ego from the vicinity of youtube, would you?

[PolskaRezystans]

@vroegrijk1 Sorry, I can't. Jeremy's is so large that it's blocking the exit.

[Andrzej14414]

kurwa co za idiota. Sorry for this polish fool-he probably is under 12 and don't have a girlfriend.

[saab93ify]

polska corevettes suck balls and u suck jeremy is awesome and your microsoft sam or what it is is annoying

[PolskaRezystans]

@saab93ify And you think I care because...?

[TheBargar]

@saab93ify He does suck arse mate TBF

[stupidumboVEVO]

@saab93ify lol polska sucks

[WizBeef]

This was made by Peirs Morgan

[PolskaRezystans]

@WizBeef Actually...it was!

[MrTokyoMewMewFan]

@WizBeef

Peirs Morgan Rules!!

Clarkson sucks!!

[dagc99]

asshole

[Q4Rspwn]

What a fu*king waste of time.

[pim3fifty]

YOU suck!

[vodka492]

get fucked.

[PolskaRezystans]

@vodka492 NO U

[paskahead]

@PolskaRezystans fuck you

[PolskaRezystans]

@paskahead No, fuck you, pastahead!

[paskahead]

@PolskaRezystans ok i fuck that awesome car

[FTlupo]

@PolskaRezystans do you kiss your mother with that whore mouth? seeing by the extent of your intelligence i highly doubt you understood a third of what i wrote you illiterate fuck

[PolskaRezystans]

@FTlupo YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!

[vladvechtomov]

don't you have a life?

why are you embarrassing Americans like that STOP IT

[8bennugent]

WOW such a reckless statement do you GET ANGRY AT EVERY THING.!!!!!!!!!!!!

[qwertyguy76]

you suck

[IIITheStig]

Why are you angry at Jeremy clarkson he even think England suck

[Doomsday971]

So he trashed a Vette..........oh well.

[cartmanrulez32]

boo corvettes.



[Blue2000watts]

This guy doesnt need to be taken seriously he is just a looser with no life being jealous on others HATER!!!

[avag1991]

maker of this video sucks

[PissflapBadger]

Boring Cunt!

[flybikes90]

this is so annoying. chevys suck

[HornadyHunter]

@flybikes90 corvettes rock...imports suck

[flybikes90]

@HornadyHunter i beg to differ

[HornadyHunter]

@flybikes90 typical ricer

[Giuliano105]

Delete it PLS

[PolskaRezystans]

@Giuliano105 No thanks. 

[Giuliano105]

@PolskaRezystans dude lok at the results its only a nother stupit polish idea ... this vid makes no sense

[PolskaRezystans]

@Giuliano105 Believe it or not, this particular style of comedy was imported from Denmark.

[RudeComment]

Jewish Danes ?

[DoReMiForever]

@RudeComment makeing those videos was my idea I started in 2007 a few months before polskarestans.

and I am not a jew but I am danish

Clarkson and you fans are nazis.

[PolskaRezystans]

@DoReMiForever That's true.

[vroegrijk1]

hey polska-dude, watch this:

/watch?v=Z9nLvvT1HB8&feature=f­eedrec_grec_index

[PolskaRezystans]

@vroegrijk1 Ah, I think I've seen that one before.

[ChunkyMilkProduction]

thats the shitty and ugly corvette

[PolskaRezystans]

@ChunkyMilkProduction Naw man, the shitty & ugly Corvette is the one that got flattened by a monster truck in the movie "Death Kill Muthas 2: Muthas Strike Back".

[ChunkyMilkProduction]

@PolskaRezystans no that is surely the ugliest and worst corvette ever made it should be destroyed it cant do anything else

[wellsinmud]

 corvettes suck, since 1968

[84Bronco351]

It's a song it's better than me

[MaxxG0]

Who cares about the corvette? All americans cars suck

[BenPProductions]

Sombody flag this to get it off youtube. thumbs up if this guy is an idiot.

[puffrooster]

except for the Corvette, Impala, CTS-V and all GM trucks, American cars do suck!

[PolskaRezystans]

@puffrooster Well, at least you've got some taste. Ever heard of the GMC Astro?

[simcaP60fan]

@PolskaRezystans a fucking shit car

[puffrooster]

@PolskaRezystans - The Astro van?

[PolskaRezystans]

@puffrooster No, you're thinking of the Chevy Astro. The GMC Astro was a tractor-trailer truck. Chevy made a version of it called the Titan.

[puffrooster]

@PolskaRezystans Never heard of it. I think GMC also made a highway tractor called, "White".

[PolskaRezystans]

@puffrooster Actually, you're probably thinking of White/GMC. In 1988, Volvo purchased GM's heavy truck division, merging it with White Motor Company (which had been acquired by Volvo in '81) to become White/GMC.

[puffrooster]

@PolskaRezystans - Oh... well, I drive a Peterbilt myself. When I'm on the highway, most of the Volvos I see in northwestern Canada are parked on the side of the road with the hood up and the fourway flashers on. They have a shitty warranty as well; 1000 metres or ten minutes, whichever comes first...

[PolskaRezystans]

@puffrooster A Pete, you say? What model?

[puffrooster]

@PolskaRezystans - A 379. It is just a base model company truck and nothing special. I did drive for a guy last year for a month who let me drive his 2007 Legacy. It was the nicest rig I ever drove. Long nose, 8 inch stacks, custom grill; it was totally pimped out. But his run took me to the east coast, New York, Boston, etc and when pay day came, I got execuses and not my money so I had to quit. I have pics of the rig on my FB page. If he paid ontime, I'd still be driving it...

[Harukoozt]

u mad he destroyed a bad car bro

[black666dog]

pathetic

[1995DiaperLover]

@black666dog Jeremy Cockson is pathetic

[MrOrecro]

GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!

[dude906341]

@kk6downing sucks cock what a loser you are for making this shit stopped it after 2 seconds its that bad

[HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE]

i use this to go to sleep

[ieatporkpies]

i cant stand the snobby piece of shit

[lcarswell111]

I think your have just wasted part of your life making a video on this and i wish I could get my 8.46 back

[kk6downing]

JC is a fan of the Chevy Corvette ZR1 (to let you know) and m a big fan of Corvettes as well. I own the new ZR1 and happy with it.

F.Y.I. That was one of the shittiest years of Corvettes anyway.

[PolskaRezystans]

@kk6downing 1. Yes, I know that. 2. I liked the C3 better, anyways.

[kk6downing]

@PolskaRezystans Then why you hating on him

[kk6downing]

@PolskaRezystans Then why you hating on him. C3 was also a good year 

[PolskaRezystans]

@kk6downing Because, even with production problems & not being as good as the C3, the C4 (maybe not the early ones) was also a good generation & I think Jeremy's time would be better spent destroying something that's actually asking for it, like a Ford Pinto.

[kk6downing]

@PolskaRezystans SO you dont like him for this one thing

[PolskaRezystans]

@kk6downing Not to mention I find a bunch of his jokes unfunny in general.

[kk6downing]

@PolskaRezystans wll he got to do what he got to do to make money. Just like a comedian not all of there jokes are always funny.

[DoReMiForever]

@kk6downing new cars are shit

[blackhawk192]

Don't you feel a bit stupid that you got 140 likes and 1092 dislikes? :))

[PolskaRezystans]

@blackhawk192 No, I feel quite the opposite.

[32middlelinebacker]

haha this is kinda funny lol.

[37MKE]

Truth hurts...

[PolskaRezystans]

@37MKE Yeah, it hurts to know that Clarkson's grand plan to turn everyone into an army of fascist zombies has failed. :P

[37MKE]

@PolskaRezystans Ok, you re too stupid.

[PolskaRezystans]

@37MKE No, Jeremy Clarkson is too stupid.

[DoReMiForever]

145 people has a life

1,079 people has NO Life

[JckHanrahan]

Fuck you

[JetStreet]

taking way to seriously man

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet Oh, so putting some weird computer voice on a video is taking things way too seriously?

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans For 8 minutes on a show played in the 1990s, yes!

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans

Im sorry, let me start over. If you are willing to waste your time typing 8 minutes of unsupported nonsense on some weird computer voice over a 1900s footage people have forgotten about, you ARE taking it seriously. Dont bother replying, dispite my last (or first) comment, I can care less unlike you. 

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet 1900s? WOW! I had no idea they made Corvettes back then!

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans Sorry, typo, 1990s. Only you would point that out over youtube.

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet Or IS IT!??!?!?!?!?!? Maybe you're vainly trying to cover up the fact that automotive technology is more advanced than it really is! Maybe there are cars that get 200 miles per gallon, hover cars, submarine cars and all these other automotive marvels that the world has never known before!!!! Is that it, dude!?

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans Read the most thumbs up comment, then tell me again about submarines being an automotive technology. If you say stuff like hate makes you stronger and make 8 minute vids to express pointless anger like you are doing to me, your taking it seriously. No need to reply to incoherent ppl like you. How pathetic......

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet Y'know, they actually did invent a submarine car.

Problem, JetStreet?

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans If i had a problem, id be raging about how jeremy clarkson sucks with incoherent nonsense, replying to youtubers sadly beileving haters on yt makes oneself stronger, and have enough intelligence to tell someone that a submarine can be converted into a car without proof. Thats when i know i had a problem. I love it how you change the topic too bout how american tech sucks when it comes to cars. Have fun replying with incoherent arrogance. Really, live axle, you support that? lol

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet No really, there is a sub car. Ever heard of the Rinspeed Squba?

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans love how you try to change the subject bout how you take yt seriously lol. sad prick cnt admit it.

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet Point is: There is a submarine car, Top Gear is a TV show, so stop wanking over that shit, OK?

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans says the man who made an 8 minute vid about how jeremy clarson is shit; says the man who says stop wanking over that shit. WOW!

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet Says the man who thinks he's sooooooooooo much better than the minority.

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans which is you apparently with 1000 thumbs down

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet hello my name is JetStreet. haahahahahahahaha I have no life. Ford F-Series is better than me. Perfect Dark is better than me. Federal Signal PA20 is better than me. Missouri is better than me. Dodge Coronet is better than me. Olds 442 is better than me. White-Freightliner cabover is better than me. yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea­yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea­yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea­yeayeayeayeayeayeayeayea

[JetStreet]

@PolskaRezystans thanks for proving my point, wasting your life on little things like this, like the sad prick you are. Go ahead waste 40 more minutes replying, please do. Bye!

[PolskaRezystans]

@JetStreet Bye? Yeah, well good riddance, asshole!

[LHswe]

@PolskaRezystans

I have to say you and JetStreet are both complete knobs! I mean for one American cars aren't all that great, I mean remind me how well GM is doing again? All out insane, cool, well-handling cars are mostly made by Europe and Asia...that is a fact. Does jeremy actually 'hate' everything American? No, of course not, He bought a Ford GT for fucks sake...althought most of the components are German...or British but he just having a laugh, saying extremely offensive and taboo (cont)

[PolskaRezystans]

@LHswe Actually, the other guy is a bigger knob that me, not to mention a mindless pawn of Clarkson, as are many of the people who leave bad comments on this video.

[LHswe]

@PolskaRezystans

Ironically you leave 'bad' comments on your own video, defending a possition of disdain for a character doing more satire and 'in your face Mr. PC man' (political correctness) type of comedy...i.e. he doesn't care nor is obliged to provide actual reasons why he likes or dislikes a particular car, in fact most of the time a prejudice and an open one at that is more entertaining...thus getting in a hissy-fit about this, isn't very bright is it?

[PolskaRezystans]

@LHswe Ironically you and Clarkson can both stick your comments up your asses.

[LHswe]

@PolskaRezystans

Ironically you don't know the meaning of irony ;)

[PolskaRezystans]

@LHswe Stick it up your ass.

[LHswe]

@PolskaRezystans

'derp derp derp!'

You're soo touchy, ease up a bit chum...either that or stop being such a twat online. You are the epitome of immature and irrational as you can take no critique whatsoever, kinda low if you ask me...not a trait I'd personally want (hint hint), maybe you should try growing up a bit, eh? No?

[PolskaRezystans]

One.

[LHswe]

@PolskaRezystans

(cont) things to piss off enthusiasts like yourself, becuase he knows that getting a few people riled up about an issue he doesn't really care all that much about will make the show much more entertaining than for example that canned and scripted dry drivel that Tiff Nidel spews out on Fifth Gear for example, nothing against the guy...he's just not that exciting.

For exactly this reason you have proved how exactly you fuel the drive for Jeremy's antics.

[muermel01]

Haha, this video is shit and not funny at all. Clarkson is one of the greatest hosts on TV, certainly one of the funniest. Top Gear is awesome.

[SJS68]

haha dude whoever made this video you are the man! hahaha that guy bashes on american cars all the time, hes a faggot

[PolskaRezystans]

@SJS68 Thanks, dude!

[2001Abas]

nie wiem kto jest wiekszym idiota,clarkson czy ty

[PolskaRezystans]

@2001Abas Кларксон напитков двойной бурбон. Кларксон не пьет одеколон!

[datorneoowner]

i think the fact that the number of people who disliked this video being ten times greater than the people who liked it, is slowly eating to the inside of you, you sad little prick.

[PolskaRezystans]

@datorneoowner What does not eat me, only makes me stronger.

[VirtualTur]

0:17 so true

[glitchuser4]

@Polska no, I heard everything you were saying, it's just if you're gonna make fun of him, there are more creative ways. Him destroying a car doesn't automatically make him stupid...

[glitchuser4]

Damn, through the entire video, all I heard was "Jeremy Clarkson is better than me." you don't need to be British to think he's cool. You're probably mad he doesn't live on minimum wage.

[PolskaRezystans]

@glitchuser4 You sure you don't got a banana in your ear? Or maybe you were eating cereal while you were watching this?

[geoxxx90]

@PolskaRezystans just look at the DISLIKES retard . american idiot

[PolskaRezystans]

@geoxxx90 Ah yes, it appears that 1970's cars are better than 1,031 people.

[geoxxx90]

@PolskaRezystans how stupid can you be ?

[PolskaRezystans]

@geoxxx90 Not nearly as stupid as you.

[fenix144]

@PolskaRezystans 1970's cars were shit. carburation was shit. gas engines are shit.

[PolskaRezystans]

@fenix144 Modern cars are shit. Oval is shit. Getting passed by mopeds is shit.

[fenix144]

@PolskaRezystans you don't get it do you? they were badly inefficient. they still are. even the best modern diesel engines manage only 40% or so in thermal efficiency. gas engines are atrocious and carbureted gas engines were simply horrendous.

[PolskaRezystans]

@fenix144 So? Science will figure out a way to keep the old gas-powered carts runnin'. As much as I understand the benefits of renewable fuel, the modern cars made for it look ICKY, not to mention they crumple like paper.

[fenix144]

@PolskaRezystans they crumple like paper to absorb the majority of the energy on an impact. old cars were deathtraps. being solid only means you, inside the car, eats ALMOST ALL of the energy of the crash.

you should study science a bit. and as for making gas engines more efficient? I wouldnt count on it. they're almost to their full potential.

[DoReMiForever]

@fenix144 FUCK NEW CARS!! 

[fenix144]

@PolskaRezystans actually looked. modern gas engines have a thermal efficiency of around 20%. so say you pay your litre of gasoline 1$. you use 20 cents to move. the rest is simply lost. kind of annoying when you stop to think about it.

[brazzr]

man u are seriuosly jealous of jeremy clarson or ur a morris marina fan

[PolskaRezystans]

@brazzr Not really a Morris Marina fan, more of a Morris Mini fan.

I bought a Mini Cooper for 1200 bucks. Let's Motor, right?

[supastauk]

fuck ur mum get a fucking life u twat shit vid ,defo thumbs down

[PolskaRezystans]

@supastauk Why don't you get a life, you sub-human son of a bitch!?

[TheCarLover183]

MFDSAMFBS. worst vid on youtube. what a retard

[LeopoldSlikk]

What program did you use for Jeremy Clarksons voice?

[PolskaRezystans]

@LeopoldSlikk Speakonia.

[aggressiveman666]

um... wtf is this? im pretty sure jeremy clarkson is more accomplished than ANY person in american automotive history... he raises extremely good points on why american cars suck...they are only made to survive for 5 years... wtf kind of car is that??? you can't hate someone for telling the truth. it is what it is and an american car will never beat a european car in anything but stright line speed

[PolskaRezystans]

@aggressiveman666 Ok, if they're only made to survive for 5 years, how come I still see American cars dating back to the 80's on the road sometimes? Explain that, pal.

[03056932]

@PolskaRezystans because they've been stored in air tight, sterile rooms so that normal air doesn't rust them in 2 weeks.

[PolskaRezystans]

@03056932 E come faccio a sapere che un incubo nucleare non sta per trasformarsi in petrolio, amico !?

[03056932]

@PolskaRezystans speak english or i'll push your shit in.

[PolskaRezystans]

@03056932 "Push my shit in"? You tell me to speak English & yet you project this nonsense at me!? Nice job, bonehead!

[03056932]

@PolskaRezystans believe me, it made sense to every american, englishman and australian reading it. you just made yoursel look more stupid. don't make me holocaust you.

[PolskaRezystans]

@03056932 Hey, I'm American too & it didn't make much sense to me!

Oh, by the way, GET OUT, NOW!

[hawksleyart01]

@aggressiveman666 ."they are only made to survive for 5 years."

Well in that case, the US are rubbish at making cars thats only supposed to last 5 years. My old Cadillac was 20+ years old, and still ran like clockwork without a problem. My Neon was 7 years old and ran perfectly with little or no maintenence..

[loop342]

Jerremy Clarkson is better than you!!!

[gordonandsandy]

Jeremy rules but u suck

[DoReMiForever]

@gordonandsandy

PolskaRezystans rules

you suck

[misfit2910]

"Jeremy Clarkson is better than you"

[misfit2910]

Honestly I love corvettes, but almost all of the c4 vettes especially the early ones with the crossfire injection were shit. They were cheaply made and had no real advantage over other cars in its class. They are pretty but not good cars in my opinion. Although I wouldn't do what he did to it.

[palman18]

The Corvette C4 sucks, period. It deserved to be destroyed. The engine is pointless, My Jeep, my dad's Mazda and My mom's hyundai all easily have more power (very sad for a muscle car icon). The car only sold for the badge placed on it. I personally don't believe that american cars are awful, just from the 80s (as all cars in general were bad, some were good though) Get over this, it was shown for entertainment a while back.

[hearts76100]

FUCKING IDIOT THAT MADE THIS!!!!

[bartwtf]

I meant attention; don't hate me pl0x

[bartwtf]

your video sucks

Get a life.