The Naughty Nursery Rhyme Song

[cbouf10]

WHO ARE YOU? This is just SOOOO ridiculous. It's SO stupid but I can't stop laughing and I can't stop re-playing it. Well done!

[RevolvingLove77]

Ahahah, I remember watching this when it was first posted back in 2008 and almost dying, and here, over 3 years later, it's still just as funny.

Puffy is the ultimate pimp.

[RamaduRyu]

your fucked up in the head lol like me lol

[blairheir721]

@RamaduRyu i enjoy meeting same-minded individuals

[RamaduRyu]

@blairheir721 yeah it was funny and great i hope to see more hope you like my vids to cuz we all know it's not easy for girls like me to show what they really look like and i have one to but it's short and what not maybe i will do mine on my next vid

[Straxium]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, they both each had a quarter.

When Jill came down she had 50 cent, they didn't go up for no water XD

Those are the type of nursery rhymes I grew up with...

[theCrowing808]

i can because im your mother

[jamieblond1]

Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells,

AND ONE F 'ING LITTLE PETUNIA!

[blairheir721]

@jamieblond1 hahahahahaha i just read this and died ha

[Firescater1]

OH SNAP HOLD UP AMERICA I AM TOTES UP FOR CERIAL RIGHT NOW  U CANNOT DO YOU BROTHER unless you live in north virgina...lol

[ohsnapgirlfriend]

Lol

[MapleStormsan]

lolssss...... asian racist

[poizonisskisz]

lol patty cake, patty cake, puffy is the man..ill play wit patties cakes... as best as i can :) lmfaoo ! i ♥  puffy

[nativepride789]

haha lol

[wahinetoa883]

haha krak me left oi

[XxDiEnahMIGHTxX]

puffy iz not gay haterz Hes awsum luv daa song tila is a b**** btw ")

[elijah1110]

hell yeah! ;)

[poizonisskisz]

i effing luv it!!....... PUFFY IS THA MAN xD

[elijah1110]

hell yeah ;)

[iMdAhAcKeR]

Oooo snap! Good stuff man.

[TheWaferbaby]

fuck you spammer

[jessykinz13]

.. i think this is the most sexual song i've ever heard.

LOLOL

[Vibez2k9]

Dint Like It All That Well But Jack&Jill Bit Was Bare Funny

[loverlovebug]

Y DO U DO THIS CRAP??? what if a 2 year old clicks i=on it and starts repeating it !huh!??

[PiperHalliwell206]

what 2 yr old u no can read and use a computer?????

[denivish]

Kids can google "woman" or "boobs" and see everything they want, yet you're worried about this silly youtube video? Get real.

[aleighabeau]

if u dont like it why u lookin it up? and why would a 2 yr old be on the internet?

[2007bitach]

random but crazy were do u come up with this shitt lol XD

[malchow12]

i meant can't heh

[malchow12]

haha!

your a dork with alot of free time...

i like when you say tonight...

yesh, i AM weird like that!

you are very talented...i mean, you know, not alot of people can do this stuff WHOO!

[kiaraluvs97]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[panda9465]

did u add onto this? i dont rember it being that long o.o still funny tho ^^

[blairheir721]

nope it's the same length

[kittystar6]

XD! Wrong And Yet So Funny!

[blairheir721]

hahaha i know

[honnybun101]

lol thi shit was funni

[blairheir721]

why thanks

[gamagu4ever]

I fuckin h8 hos

[blairheir721]

me too

[sjdfkgkjd]

omg i loved this soooo much!! it was soo funny!!!

[blairheir721]

i'm glad!

[akinlangto24]

who liked my song

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some mariwana

Jack got high and dropped his fly and said " do u wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress,

and then they had some fun!

silly Jill for got her pill,

and now they have a son!!

[blairheir721]

that's amazing

[melmar9]

haha lol

[honnybun101]

LOL XD

[dillakilla11]

humpty dumpty sat on a bed

little bo peep was giving him head

once she was done she let out a weep

and could tell by the taste humpty was fucking the sheep

[blairheir721]

i laughed really hard when i read that

[elishalou]

you are a GENIUS!!! xD

Just so funny xxx

[blairheir721]

haha i'm glad you liked it

[yobaby2012]

omg that was super great lol

and to the person below me lol ive never heard this is just tooo funny

[blairheir721]

haha i know right

[akinlangto24]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some mariwana

Jack got high and dropped his fly and said " do u wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress,

and then they had some fun!

silly Jill for got her pill,

and now they have a son!!! (jack and jill)

[blairheir721]

i absolutely love this

[jameslapc]

your hot cheeks

[blairheir721]

why thank you

[rezibaby]

omfg that video was funny as hell! omg u did a great job! lol

[blairheir721]

im glad you liked it!

[xiGalaxiiStarx]

Puffy is so cute :D

[blairheir721]

lol cutely evil

[MeatloafRock]

LOL that was well funny luvd it !!!

[23Tonkovic]

mother hubbard rest in peace...

[blairheir721]

amen my friend lol

[chaychay745]

That must have sucked doin da video that many times i cudnt do dat lmfao u have tru dedication

[blairheir721]

haha oh it so did

[malchow12]

THIS WAS KOOL...

[blairheir721]

i'm glad you liked it!

[PlutoForEver]

lmao that was amazing!!

how long did it take u 2 do that??

[blairheir721]

i recorded this about 25 times and i was getting angrier and angrier bc i couldn't get it just right (or make it through without laughing)

luckily the baby jesus helped me out in the end

[PlutoForEver]

wow i woulda quit after like the 3rd try lol thats sum serious dedication right there

well thank u baby jesus lol

[SneezeAllOverU]

ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW!!!!

[blairheir721]

haha, it is pretty crazy, i'll give you that!

[iloveBritnyP]

I am a nympho

[blairheir721]

well congratulations friend

[KB6123]

Lol! Halarious!

[blairheir721]

im glad you were able to enjoy it!

[GameSmack94]

haha. that kept me entertained for a bit!

[blairheir721]

my videos are great when you're extremely bored

[panda9465]

lol nice i couldnt stop laughing

[blairheir721]

lol i think i recorded this like 20 times because i kept cracking up

[panda9465]

o nice i couldnt stand that im kinda impationt i cant spell either

[yogurlklp]

dis is so stupid

[blairheir721]

you spelled "this" wrong

[ellenranit]

hilarious! hahahahaah

[blairheir721]

haha thank you!

[Hilaryfan92]

Wow that is really goood.

Did you really write it? It's great!

You should make your own CD and get it recorded =P

[blairheir721]

lol yeah i did write it and ps. i like your username

[dmach09]

not bad check out mine if you like funny nursery rhymes...

[blairheir721]

i think i'll do that

[VeronicaIsTrash]

wow

[blairheir721]

i know

[shauntel519]

did you write that?

[blairheir721]

yes

[supertool1234]

WTF

[blairheir721]

tell me about it

[hippiechild666]

lol thats hott

[blairheir721]

you better believe it buddy

[RunWithTheKat]

wow hahah thats great!!!

[blairheir721]

why thank you so much

[kandikid710]

fuck you bitch my mom would never do that your mom would

[blairheir721]

what the HELL are you talking about?

[JazzyJ1213]

puffy you have some awesum talent!

Puffy, Puffy, Puffy wants to do your mom

Puffy, Puffy, Puffy likes to do your mom

Puffy, Puffy, Puffy used to do your mom

Puffy, Puffy, Puffy, Puffy is your mom, Jake!

[blairheir721]

such beautiful lyrics

[toria183333333]

hahah nersery ryhmes are fun america u know what else is fun vaginas i love that part its hilariouse and so is the part when he says u tila loving bitch

[blairheir721]

haha ohh it's chocked full of laughs

[nightcraze69]

who sings this?

[blairheir721]

i do

[nightcraze69]

well you got talent then

[blairheir721]

lol i got mad skills hahaha

[luceandhan]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS O_O

[blairheir721]

lol i don't know

[rg743]

wheres my toe nail clippers

[blairheir721]

haha wait what?

[BigGuys1Fan]

LOL akron Ohio and the quaker oats dude. lol.

[blairheir721]

i only go classy hahaha

[internationalutuber]

I don't even know how i found this or why i watched it but. wow you sure have some time on your hands lol

[blairheir721]

haha i know i know....there are some days when i'm so bored that i have to do something extremely ridiculous...case and point lol

[hellboy4333]

come on son you made jake quit

[blairheir721]

jake didn't quit, he's working with me

[DOLPHINSXRXCUTE]

haha i love puffy!<3

lol leave rhonda for me

haha jk lol

[blairheir721]

ohh you can have rhonda lol

[DearNatalieee]

haha i love you. i didnt know puffy had rhymes like that :]

this fixed my bad day.

[blairheir721]

camp withdrawal already?

well i know how that is...and yes, puffy has mad rhyming skills

[DearNatalieee]

definetlyy.

haha.

[blairheir721]

well it's a gift from the baby jesus

[MePandaBlair]

this is so adorable :)

[blairheir721]

if by adorable you mean twisted and amazing then yes it is

[withouteffort]

omg i haven't seen your vids in a while puffy! wtf happened man! your views are going up to the thousands! and you're teamed wit youtube now too! puffy's famous now!

[blairheir721]

haha now i just need my own clothing line hahaha

[DeathBySmellyMarkers]

mm mm mm.

Your cute.... but perverted.

This is the second video of yours ive watched... and i really dont know what to think. hm.

[blairheir721]

hahaha hey i have the same thoughts when i watch my own vids so no worries lol

[PoptartPillows]

haha!  Jake and Spider Man!

Talk about BlackMail!!

[blairheir721]

i have so much blackmail you wouldnt believe it

[letsjustgoforit]

it doesnt get much dumber than this. You really should get a life...this is just messed up.

[blairheir721]

haha nursery rhymes are messed up

[lovedarkpassion]

virginas are fun? Dick is a lot of fun--haha cool rap

[blairheir721]

hahaha i think we can all agree that sex is fun in general hahaha

[vampywhitewolf16]

hey now whats with the asian part im asian loves

[blairheir721]

haha no worries, that girl was attractive

[vampywhitewolf16]

giggles i kn we is

[blairheir721]

hahahaha

[vampywhitewolf16]

what jk im not that hott i look like my dad my mom is gorgeous tho she looks better than the girl off of butons the lead singer

[LEYLARRRSTARRR]

i had this song in my head today...

its real useful in an exam :D

[blairheir721]

hahahahaha ohhh goddd

[PoptartPillows]

If Puffy Puffy Puffy Puffy is Jake's Mom,

How can he also be His Dead But alive Male girlfriend " rhonda " who is also his Male sister.

o_O.

ITS LIKE A SOAP OPRA. :D

[blairheir721]

hahaha orrr a GREAT episode of jerry springer

[PoptartPillows]

hehe.

Jerry springer couldnt handle This song.

[blairheir721]

so true

[KateGurl666]

OMFG i cant beleive it, i thought ur tila vids were gay but this one beats it by 500000000000 miles GAY!!

[blairheir721]

yes, a guy singing about vaginas and showing pictures of womens' boobs is indeed very very gay

congratulations...you've earned yourself the title of "the brilliance"

[phillipgodles]

i love watching your vis dont quite

and this pers is a fag

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Dude this is a fucking gsy video, you are shit and so is your work, you are not a comedian.

[xoxchelsey92xox]

omg im rotfl right now!

[blairheir721]

haha then this wicked crazy song is a success!

[xoxchelsey92xox]

very much so.

[bluekills29]

lol sing that 2 urkids lol

[blairheir721]

i think it would be a great song choice...you know, right before bed or something

[lo23er11]

I LOVE IT!

[blairheir721]

haha you just have great taste

[XxMidniteVtineXx]

LOL

[blairheir721]

*takes bow*

[phalarias]

Dude this is a fucking gsy video, you are shit and so is your work, you are not a comedian.

[blairheir721]

haha maybe you are because your comment made me chuckle

[jjcheddar]

lets see what you can do then.

[ennoid57]

hahaha, that was funny...i saw it a million times and i still enjoy watching it!@

[blairheir721]

haha well please watch it a million times more!!

[darkcarnage1234]

OMG! i love cirque du freak!

[blairheir721]

lol such a good series

[peterquint]

I liked seeing your Darren Shan books at the beginning. :-)

[blairheir721]

haha ohhh those crazy vampires

don't read the ending

[juliaalynnn10]

wicked.

but i loved it =]

puffy is a little horny bastard.

[blairheir721]

yeah it runs in the family

....what was that green hatted kid???

[inasmalltown50]

scientology breaks up families.

it gets me every time

[blairheir721]

haha how completely random and amazing is that sign

[drummerboy876]

weasal..............good one indeed old chap.

[blairheir721]

haha i'm glad you're british now

and yeah...no one but a select goup of people will get the weasel joke

[lusciouslipslibra]

lol another hilarious one!

[blairheir721]

i aim to please

[jjcheddar]

roflmahwaflzlmao

that was hilarious

puffy has a rather "interesting" knack for this type of stuff lolz

i firmly believe that puffy should take his natural talent