I have your gorilla!

[itsbyn]

dude...i'd get rid of this shit before you get into trouble.

[Greenday6868]

This guys the real criminal?

I just heard it on the news

[HONDA123HONDA]

give back our gorilla!!!lol

[jeffreycoy]

Your move

[lowkeyneon]

if you really got that stupid thing, set it on fire and tape it, and post it on here please! i hate that stuupid thing!

[jeffreycoy]

Never speak ill of the sex toy!

[ThErEaLsMaShKiD1]

Omg i have been to sandy's new and used so much times, ive seen seymore (the gorilla) before. Your so dumb for doing that, why would you want to steal a fake gorilla? What ever, good like going to court for it!

[ultimatedamage35]

LOL god you are a dumbass!! Enjoy getting sotamized in jail!

[jeffreycoy]

You should have never used that man's gorilla robot as a sex toy!

[sammielongdong]

Well they havent got me yet.

[penguino101]

its funny how people think the gorilla is a real person....most of these youtubers are talking about throwing the book and shit at you...well hardly in this forum but others...dude if i knew you i would of helped you blow that shit up. :D im a demo dude :D ooooooo it would of been great.

[Greenday6868]

oh so you're really the criminal?

[plagiarizer]

An article from 7 hours ago said Vermont police have identified a suspect. What's the latest Sammie?

[TAPS711]

Stupid to take things that don't belong to you but nicer that you have a conscience. Don't do it again.

[BIGGRlNGO]

Yo Sammie, this was just on fox chicago, and they said the gorilla's name is Seymore, and that Seymore got a Police escort back into Maine. They also said that you dumped the Gorilla on the side of the road.

[mo2red3vamp]

@BIGGRlNGO in a cornfield actually.

[jeffreycoy]

So what's next? Are you going to reveal your identity?

[Sabre0013]

Hey Sammie, you are the man.

First you stole a robot gorilla.. which instantly makes you awesome.

Then you gave it back just like they asked, which is pretty damn noble.

And then you stand up to the lies that they're spreading about you and the gorilla.

I think they should just be happy you gave it back and stick to their side of the bargain.

[armybrat1959]

Guess once they go to jail for a felony, they won't think they are so funny.

[GorillaRobotFactory]

If you think about it...know matter what happens....This will always be FUNNY!!

[BeckySioux]

What I think is interesting is that "sammie" didn't do ANYTHING to disguse the room he filmed in.

I'm sure one of his friends could use that $500!

And that hoodie in the other video is pretty unique also!

He should face charges just because he doesn't watch enough CSI! lol

[LithgowlovesBJ]

Hey dude I live in that town I have seen that gorilla and it is a landmark of my town.... damn my town sucks.... glad to see its back

[GorillaRobotFactory]

See-More the gorilla is safe and back at home in his cage....Thanks Sammie for taking good care of him!!!

[ryandulude]

haha the new video about the sock puppet gang being wanted and armed is funny as hell. people need to chill out about this. its just funny that someone gets there panties in a bunch about a gorilla that waves... big deal... its a stuffed gorilla get over yourself.

[slither305]

Wow dude, lol. i cant believe

[jeffreycoy]

Check out my vid response for the truth about this stolen robot gorilla.

[skaterfromvt]

The store owner chuckles, "You're going to get arrested so HA! The laugh's on you!"

im sure the store owner will be laughing too when people stop going to his store because he cant be trusted after lying

not pressing charges and then reneging and pressing charges once the gorilla is offered back...if i were the owner id be thinking really hard about how this good publicity can quickly turn into a boycott or a protest against his store

[jonkauffman]

yeah well those gorillas go for like 8,000$ or more. That's a felony

[GorillaRobotFactory]

Actually...If you own a small business they are PRICELESS!!!

[skaterfromvt]

actually their like 999 on the website

[skaterfromvt]

im gonna laugh if the someone steals that baby gorilla to because the store owner lied about pressing charges

[Zmapes89]

My friend is going to call anasymously? Learn to talk. OH oh and btw... that gorilla totally

looks like a piece of crap, i don't even know why they want it back. It probably smells like old cheetos.

[tfarm10]

Man thats freakin funny as hell.. I live about a half hour away from where the gorilla was stolen. They put a baby gorilla outside of Sandy Sales that says "wheres my mommy" I freakin lost it..

[Dragonislander]

thats haluars and I cant spell! lol cause Im laughing so hard

[cricketsRevil01]

I wonder.....if they make a movie of this kidnapping......would they call it "Gorillas 'n The Missed?"

Oh my.....that was bad......

[maddiechristy]

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.

[dustobusto]

Maybe you could take the gorilla, put a bunch of animal guts in it, freeze it, and tell the news you've got bigfoot. I mean you already have news coverage. Oh wait, a couple of dimwits already did that. Are you guys related?

[dustobusto]

but thanks for bringing it back. there's redemption to go around I'm sure.

[dustobusto]

Arrghhhh Gorilla!!!

..that's all.

[qtotgirl]

you should have burned the gorilla, it is sad but no evidence + no confession = no case.

[GorillaRobotFactory]

Yes....But then a Robot Gorilla might of came back from the furture to stop himm!!!!

[ccrowley2000]

what a moron...

[Cravengirlita]

The store will be happy in the end that the gorilla was stolen. So much publicity, such a great story! I think when the store owners let some time pass they will see it as a blessing!

[NES1455]

lol...capnmak that comment was great. This whole story is very hilarous. Who the hell cares its a friggen garilla.lol

[wooex]

...just kiding...:)

[wooex]

... i'm gona take the neighbours corvette for a ride and if they will looking for it,a'm gona say "i thougt is not a big deal" :)

[wooex]

...at least he's not hidding with the gorilla,'causing more trouble.The gorilla seems fine.The "Gorilla kidnapped" video was funny to i think and this video was to...:)

/but i don't no why he thougt "is not a big deal"/

[VicariousJukebox]

So you think this funny attempt at a video protects you from the consequences of your actions? You should get an award for douchebag of the century!

[natalie14033]

wow stealing a gorilla you guys should probably get the death sentence

hahahahah joking

[acadiancrusher]

it all seems cute and such; but we do not need you coming here to steal stuff; watch out when you go to Prison; i hear there are more than just bananna peels you might slip on ( in )

[xMyChemicalPoptartx]

Great! My town is famous for having a giant robot gorilla stolen! Son of a bitch.

[BIGGRlNGO]

HAHAHA! Yeah, that WOULD suck! Not much going on in VT eh? I guess that's better than my town, being known for the drug trade, chronic larceny, and political corruption. Yep... good ol' VT!

[BIGGRlNGO]

I see it's ME, not VT, my bad.

[BIGGRlNGO]

Actually, on second thought, who gives a crap

[Italigirlie]

you are a dumbass and you deserve jail time? Do you not have anything better to do than to steal some old guy's fake gorilla?!

[CapnMak]

GOD BLESS YOU SIR! Fuck that god damn gorilla and the dumb cunt that runs that fucking store. You should have dropped the gorilla off, then light it on fire.

[mikesarahannah]

You sir, are a fricking idiot. Typical teenage punk p.o.s. stealing things and thinking you are funny. We'll see how funny you are with handcuffs on. Enjoy getting screwed by a real gorilla up at county!

[ShallowPeoplesuck]

Sammielongdong-seems to me u have a weewong, you stupid dink! They are going to find you, and your stupid friends too. All for a faded, broken gorilla, and as far as it not being a big deal, you found out differently didn't you. Your parents should be proud.

[luciferosx]

Too bad. If you just kept quiet about it you could have had that lifesized gorilla forever. Geez. But it sure took ballz to admit. Now to reveal yourself.

[ccrowley2000]

What a moron.

[brandonVJwikkiDJ]

This stunt has given See More at Sandy's Sales more publicity than they could have ever imagined. The price of recovering the stolen gorilla pales in comparison to what this place will make in tourist revenue for years to come as people flock to see the once hostage gorilla.

[sammielongdong]

i shouldnt get in trouble considering i did what they asked so there dumb.

[shawnio]

man those federal laws are going to punish you good.

[Fuzznerdees]

I saw this on the news... All I have to say is... Wow.

[Zuglust]

Found this on the news. Wow think about a Youtube video that only has 6,000 views made it to the news.

[drunkgeorge]

Why did you steal it in the first place? What were you going to do with it?

[NorthEastRyda]

HEY I KNOW THAT GORILLA YOU GIVE IT BACK

[Cabaret006]

You idiot! Why would you youtube this! The police are gonna trace u ez. But hey, kudos on the video! I gave ya 5 stars.

[Yapostadodat]

EVERY action has an EQUAL and OPPOSITE reaction. Enjoy your imminent karmic retribution.

[Skaetur]

the cops have it now, this guy made another video apoligizing for this apology video, too funny. and yeah all that free publicity, the store owner could prolly buy four new ones instead of keeping what is obviously an old (bombed out and depleted like afghanistan) junky robot from 1985.

[DoveOfFlames]

But he said 31 minutes ago that "we are going to bring it back if they will drop the charges" implying he hasn't brought it back yet. And this gorilla looks different than the one the store posted. My guess is either this is a hoax or a different theft.

[NJSSGT]

Way too late now. Be a man and go to the owner and admit to it and offer to have it picked up and brought to him. If he press charges against you, take it like a man. Because once the cops find you, it will be more embarassing.

[sammielongdong]

we are going to bring it back if they will drop the charges.

[DoveOfFlames]

Wasn't it just found in a cornfield anyway?

[jeffreycoy]

I hope he had the decency to cover it in plastic so it wouldn't get rained on and muddy.

[NRALOVER]

Ok, so basically, what you're saying, is that you're still holding it hostage eh? I mean, until they agree to drop charges? You think maybe coming forward on utube as a jerk named sammielongdong may have made them want to press charges? Just get their phone number, be a man and call them personally, and be polite, that would be your best bet, and take your medicine. Acting like a twit is only gonna make em madder.

[NJSSGT]

You should have Man Up and take it back to the store, instead of ditching it somewhere. Brave enough to steal it, but I guess you aren't brave enough to show up there and take your beating. Such a pussy!

[sammielongdong]

yeah so many people are going to go to that store now that it was all over the news.

[skaterfromvt]

WOW this is funny as hell If i was the owner id just be happy that you saw the video and actually gave it back!! ON top of receiving the gorilla back He got a ton of publicity!!! he should be HAPPY that it didn't end up floating down a river or on fire if you didn't turn the gorilla back in he would never saw it again millions of thefts go unsolved!!! so id say tell the owner to not re-nigg on what was promised before the stupid thing comes up missing again i'm with you

[shtrainingbarn]

thats funny shit at least you gave it back no harm done

[mabootyitch]

Its because of you there are teens comitting crimes every day. they are highly influencial its kind of like "monkey see, monkey do" U think we are just gonna sit around and watch? well Ill be a "monkeys uncle" first its theft, then homicide, then "guerilla" warfare. You kids just look at it as "monkeying" around. But let me tell you something, when your fellow inmates see their next victim they are gonna go "Ape" Shit

[sammielongdong]

Why is there some many stupid ape puns, it's redicoulus how many people post them

[sammielongdong]

screw that they said no charges so screw it im not going to turn myself in.

[plagiarizer]

Sammie, you're not going to turn yourself in??? You have a chance to save yourself some grief. The authorities will probably take a bit easier on you.

[sammielongdong]

yeah alrighty man.

[mabootyitch]

This is officer Bradshaw. We have the mechanical Gorilla in custody and we know who you are. We have searched the Gorilla and have found traces of semen containing your DNA. Your joke may have been harmless to you, but what about his mechanical offspring? Did you ever think about her family? you sick bastard! I Hope you are prepared to be behind bars. And these are no "monkey bars" no more "monkey" business for you. There are no women so be prepared for plenty of spanking the "monkey"

[BIGGRlNGO]

Wow, Officer Bradshaw, that's why I'm in awe of our police force! Testing a mechanical ape's fuzzy bits for dna is not a job just "anybody" could handle. And please, put this puppet boy with biggest bear you can find in the love shack. Props.

[sammielongdong]

dude someone ran it over and didnt get in trouble, and i didnt harm the thing at all.

[sammielongdong]

lol why you hating on me it was a harmless joke bro.

chill out they got it back so f-off d00d.

[BIGGRlNGO]

Dude, you obviously intended to steal it for keeps. Joke my ass. Maybe you can learn from this though, you know? Are you really 28? When I was 28 I was,I dunno.... Working? Get off the drugs and get a job d00d.

[kristfiguer]

Wow. Way to go loser. Have fun in jail. They are not dumb for changing their minds about pressing charges. You are pathetic and need to learn a lesson. The world would be a much better place without ignorant people such as yourself... sigh

[GodLessRant]

you won't think this is so funny when you are in prison, you hooded asshole

[sammielongdong]

thats bull because right now it is sitting in the police barracks waiting to get picked up and it has been there for a few days.

[fungyuck2010]

lmao dude. ok, i live near where you stole it, and they FREAKED. right now they have a little gorrila outside of the place and around it's neck is some writing that says "Wheres my mommy?" Ahhh! Precious.

[sammielongdong]

pretty funny but a cop wouldnt say that d00d.

[mabootyitch]

This is Officer Bradshaw, and when we find you, we will detain you. You find joy in stealing big hairy objects? well there are big hairy objects in jail also. His name is Bubba, and he anxiously awaitin. When he heard SammieLongDong was comming he just went NUTS. hes all excited about your sock puppet hand techniques and what not. So Sammie, lube up because you have the RIGHT to remain silent... but once bubba gets ahold of you, you will not have the ability.

Serve and Protect-

OFCR Bradshaw

[remojbardi]

you should at least download the video where they said "no question asked" so u can have it as evidence agaisnt the charges...good luck!!

[Vaniir]

Oh crap, it's hit Fox News. Now you're toast.

But at least you'll get a lot more views for the video! Hope you look good in orange :)

[capnskull]

in all honesty though. this place got, i would think, more than the value of the robot gorilla's worth of free publicity.

[sammielongdong]

me and my friend took it randomly because we thought it was just a junk gorilla that didnt work or anything, but if we go jail you guys should come to the court house and protest for us to get off free sense we gave it back.

[plagiarizer]

Great. Now you just unnecessarily implicated your buddy. You need to get out of the crime business.

[BIGGRlNGO]

I think that was probably the point. I think he figured if he was goin' down, he wasn't goin' down alone. Good friend eh? Misery loves company I guess. HAHAHAHA! I can barely believe this isn't some kind of publicity stunt, it's so stupid.

[Sparkalooni]

ololol.

ilu.

[selahkg9]

LMFAO, Thats good. But I would have held gasoline and a lighter to it and cut-off a finger and mailed it to them.

[Sugrbelch]

rofl that would have been awesome.

[jeffreycoy]

What possessed you to do this? Were you drunk or high at the time? From what I read, it was kinda a local landmark.

[NRALOVER]

I saw you offered to bring it back for him. I don't know if I'd get involved in this crap.

Could you imagine being on the news for this, and being linked to this guy? Screw that. Your wife might think you're friends with him, and leave you.:D

[jeffreycoy]

I just want this guy to get is monkey back. I want nothing to do with the thieves. My wife has never seen Maine and has been begging for me to take her. Transporting a mechanical gorilla in a Cadillac Deville would be surreal and funny. But I won't bother if I'm going to be implicated in this mess by anyone. I'm just a random Vermont Youtuber laughing at SammyLongDong's stupidity.

[NRALOVER]

I'm laughing too. Yeah, it would feel surreal transporting it, kinda like a blues brothers mission. But at the first sign of a tv crew, I'd shove it out the window and haul ass. Being linked worldwide to a guy named Mr. Longdong isn't something I'd care for. I have to admit, the guy's got balls... that, and maybe not much sense. HAHAHA!

[sammielongdong]

well they are dumb they said it was 8 feet and it was only 6, they said it weighed 150 punds and it was like 60 and now there blowing it out of proportion. if they arrest me what ever, theysaid they werent and thats why i gave it back.

[BIGGRlNGO]

You guys gotta see this guy "Longdongs" apology video. HAHAHA! It's an apology to the owners, yet his youtube profile still lists his occupation as kidnapping gorillas! HAHAHA! And this guy's 28 years old! Damn!

[capnskull]

this video according to the news made the owner want to press charges. not good sammie

[jeffreycoy]

You didn't think this through very well. At least you could have masked your voice like

Batman.

[sammielongdong]

2,110 views, holy goddamn, i cant believe this ended up on the news and shit. What a crock.

[sammielongdong]

well its bull sh** cause they said no questions asked so they lied and thats stupid.

[sammielongdong]

well i dont think ill get in trouble because they said no questions asked, so when ever thing blows over ill post another video showing my face.

[BIGGRlNGO]

Hey Sammie, the news is saying the owners plan to press charge. Lawyer up dude.

[plagiarizer]

You're screwed. The authorities are hunting you down at this very moment. They've already spoken with YouTube. They're probably speaking with your ISP and getting your home address right now. You'll be in the clink before the day is done. You should probably turn yourself in. The judge may go a little lighter on you. Keep us posted.

[selahkg9]

Hey!, at least we can thank him for not putting it in a freezer and tell the world he caught Bigfoot!

[ironyischaos]

I've stolen some shit in my day... but you sir, have topped me... congrats and good job on giving it back

[okievideouser]

I'd like to see the look on his face when the FBI comes knocking at his door. Transporting stolen property across state lines isn't a smart thing to do.

[BillyDOOM23]

I subscribed to you, even if you can't make videos in jail. Just joking.

They need to get a clue. You're giving the damned dirty ape back, aren't you? Geesh!

[WillT30]

You are probably going to get into a lot of trouble. If you had stayed in the state where you stole the item you would only get state theft charges but you decided to take it across state lines which means it is a federal crime. Have you even thought about how much trouble you are going to be in?

[ripplevt]

call vt news crew today (soon) if you want to share your gorilladventure (can be anonymous)-- (802) 233-9100

[jeffreycoy]

YOU WILL ROT IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU DID!!

[tcskibike]

Gorilla Dude for Vice President!

[IggyM]

haaa this is classic

[jobeygirl]

Oh Sammy Longdong, you're so cwazy.

You rock for giving it back.

*hugs*

[madamerotten]

I suppose the mechanical gorilla you stole is a quite a bit more intelligent than you are.

[tbsdrummer87]

Haha loser your getting arrested and get charged

[acadiancrusher]

Don't you know; don't touch another man's monkey. Dumbass.

[maldney]

wow this is good man. u did the right thing giving it back, but this is some funny shit

[WolfBIood]

I just saw this on the news and thought it was hilarious!

[monoxide219]

lol ur on the news

[slither305]

THIS IS ON THE NEWS? LOL WHERE.