BRISBANE FLOODS 2011 - SPECIAL REPORT

[LegoCat13]

You're annoying. Put plainly. BTW You're a conspiracy! Doesn't make sence but you're still a conspiracy.

[missmarisela2006]

Wow Brisbane looks so beautiful, I want to go!!!

[silverphoenix5125]

Would have been more interesting if you would have mentioned area and streets that you filmed.

[Jessahsaurus]

Hahaha all these people saying this guys a bogan obviously have no idea what a bogan really is.

This guy is what true blue Aussies are like.

<3

[Equestriaaanism]

i love how people are being so mean and shit, but seriously this aint bogan!!

i swear its not! FAR FROM IT!

[MrGusten10]

whats up with all the hating?I think youre just thankful its not your house under water and wants to show that others are not as lucky as you.I liked your video bout your uncles place btw.All the best from Sweden:)

[tGarEpReP]

fuck what they say, you know how to keep your chin up through the weather, hahaha

[sKaTeRJ1509]

why is everyone hatin on stripeyhead hes a legend.

[NocturnalKarnage]

haha assholes, you're all probably bogans as well since your watching this. trollsssssssss

[lindopool]

Typical trailer trash aussie. 

[wdp42]

your a cockhead

[wdp42]

your a cockhead !! you give aussies a bad name



[Norabenzakri]

SOUNDS LIKE A GAY

[NACANTWO]

i do feel sorry for you it seems you have a lot of anger ...

[MrStripyHead]

@fijibandit i don't have any kids

[UFH6]

@MrStripyHead Loner ?

[TheBlogcrew]

dead set Bogan !

[MrStripyHead]

@TheBlogcrew and proud! your mother taught me everything about it

[usuxshit1]

@MrStripyHead , do u go to special school cause you sound like a retard.

[usuxshit1]

@MrStripyHead , don't delete our comments dude, take it on the chin like a man and stop blocking ppl

[JackMonroe]

stfu!

[amhellbent]

lol... telling us how it is... thank gawd i'm in new zealand!!

even tho we just had a humungous earthquake here in christchurch, i'd rather that than the queensland floods :D

good luck you diggas

[4g15]

You're a fucking funny cunt!!! :) made my day

[HarryStylesOBSESSED]

your a weirdo

[TheBigbrian67]

Just back from my head banging holiday in Brisbane Oh no ! not a head banging rock concert It was just me driving around in a speedboat......!

[ShizzleSeduction]

True Blue Moron.. I Mean Maroon!

[DiverforPort]

I hope I never have to go through this.

[ceburealestateonline]

I have a crush on you buddy. I am gay.

[gregmash]

God is washing away all the sin and evil that lives in Brisbane. About time to the place is hell on earth!!!

[MrAndMrsCoke]

lol fucken brookfield

[Msblacklipz]

looser

[chrisgoods]

This guy is on tv now... paddling around it all

[NoFaithNoPain]

And I only just watched a vid of you on the beach!!! Ah well, I can laugh coz I fucking donated, so thats my concience settled :)

[TheJUNGLESURFER]

we used build QUEENSLANDERS up high  flood proof what happened

[SkriptCHAz]

QUEENSLANDERS WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!! go the queensland spirit 8)

[tommygee64]

MrStripyHead !!! ..... or has there been a typo .... MrDICK-HEAD.

Changed ya tune somewhat - didn't ya - after you saw how it did affect ya family members place later on.

[youngie73]

"is it flooded where we are? Nup, i live on a hill, im laughing" haha made my day

[johorean88]

Maybe it's a conspiracy! XD

[senaar2]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!! I bet you were fuckin shittin yourself mate

[thisisemmaxx]

finally a kind of funny look to the floods.

i see everyone's point on how you might get upset over this, because you've lost everything, but i really don't see why you have to take it out on this guy. i was at toowoomba only on sunday, and was lucky to get out on that night, and i still have family there who have lost everything & they were the ones who sent me this vid!!

keep up the good work!

it makes people's days a bit brighter!!!!

[zerosk8erfreak15]

You should apply to the next xmen movie lol

[thefogster61]

Keep up the great work, Mr Stripyhead. You're a calming raft in a sea of .... stuff

[Blackadder75]

I am not an idiot. I don't want bad things to happen to people. I miss a purpose in life. If I was in Queensland now, I could get active I could work and help people, myself and the whole community to repair the damage of this disaster. That's what I mean, not that I want some cheap thrill ride .. yay adventure! while other people are drowning. ...

[cookeladoo]

14 people do not get your humour....stupid sods.

Bright side may well be that the building industry will pick back up after a huge drop lately, what ya think?

[EssentialPedagogy]

The bright side is that they're predicting more floods at the end of January for us.............. oh wait, that sucks

[eleanorcumberland93]

Dude this is no joke, i live in Brisbane this is terrible, if people where were rich we would donate money and save this but its no joke.

[TheChrasityLife]

Damnn, all the best man :)

[ThatBrisbaneBloke]

my house, is now a meter under water... everything is gone!!

[BigKaBoom1]

Good to see a genuine bogan having fun on YT... too many extremists comment and post on these vid's. Keep up the good work bro... I smile a day helps everyone.

[tommycandoit123]

I AM BEOWULF!

[colossus3200]

I think you could make a good 1G1J video out of this

[bobkats]

Guys we are holding a fundraiser this sat 15th Jan from 3pm@ Woodhill Community Hall, ALL monies to the Premiers Flood appeal. MT Lindsay Highway just sth of Jimboomba Township. We have live bands food cars trucke's and bikes come along and help the folks you see in this video.

ASRF Travel concession # Ltr TC 285-01-2011 " Dont Rock The Boat Flood Appeal Woodhill"

Hall via Jimboomba 15.1.2011

The "Don't Rock the Boat" Appeal is registered with QLD Premiers Dept.

TF/11/205-DOC/11/3422

[PornographicSoul]

I was expecting you to go through the metre of water lol

[Dafragle]

its all fun and games till you lose a eye, or house, a loved one!

[hoodzzeee]

get the crab pots ready mate :)

[mkuebler5]

The situation not so funny anymore. Glad your safe

[zcheeseolly]

Epic intro haha, great vid, subbed.

[EQVAY04]

nawww be careful and stay dry mrstripyhead ! :( <3

[itubeutude]

what a bogan!

[maddieg96]

Whata mad feller :L

[johnswackyworld]

fuck joy? now that's newto me...was that karmagirl74 walking?? 

[thesexyash]

absolute spanker 

[NonStampCollector]

Terrible missed opportunity. You should have just driven straight through it. Imagine the views! You'd be bigger than 1TedWilliams1Jesus.

[DeletedDelusion]

I thought God promissed to never flood the earth again?... ;)

Glad to hear that you are save, I hope your friends and family will stay save as well.

[Blackadder75]

I wished I lived in an area of the world where something happens. It's boring here.

[showponyerin]

@Blackadder75 You are an idiot if you wish for something like this to happen.

[Cayden1986]

@Blackadder75

You know what, please don't ever say that. I used to think the same thing, and where I live, the floods were affecting us too with immediate flash flood warnings from authorities, and I live in a low area and the instinct to evacuate and get the !@#$ out of there isn't exciting as hoping something would happen because where you live is boring.

I used to think the same thing, I don't think I'll ever think that again.

[Blackadder75]

@Cayden1986 I am sorry for a poor choice of words.  I posted another comment a few minutes ago explaining a bit better what I think.

[Cayden1986]

@Blackadder75

NP mate. It's so easy to judge situations & ourselves when we're not tested. It's only we find out for ourselves what we're truly capable of. I wish I could help but I'm an hours drive north of our QLD capital, & all my money is gone buying emergency food & petrol, the best I can do right now is just get everything in order & learn from what as happened as best possible.

Should you ever have to go through events such as these, I wish you the best, & always think ahead, far ahead.

[TheShortStory]

Hope your friends and family will be ok. and you too, of course. 

[lordraidis]

brisbane sounds like such a shithole town...

[JBofBrisbane]

@lordraidis - no, this bloke just makes it look that way.

[JosephW99]

the bright side is: YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING HILL

[RoyEvansLFC]

Is your uncle and aunt okay?

[dEdGrimley]

Wait a second, you're Australian?

[wordreet]

Wooo! Now I beleive in THE FLOOD! WTF?? Why do we pronounce it 'flud'? And 'blud'? Bludy stupid, no gud biblical flud!

[grassburner]

---Looks like your getting douched "down-under" there. 

[Gevedon]

Why are we flooding at the same time! Usually you guys are in drought while we have the floods. I'm gonna put a boat in my yard, just in case!!

[wordreet]

@Gevedon I'm not flooding. I just piss normally.

[botor5]

What goes around comes around Greg, you mock other peoples weather you get bad weather yourself ;D

[WolverinaWorld]

Damn I saw this on the news.

You poor bastards :p

[panther1110]

Coulb be THE WRATH OF GOD eh greggo hahahahahahaha

[lank05]

"MAYBE ITS A CONSPIRACY" - LOL!

[hildegain]

Look on the bright side, there is no sign of a water shortage :)

[niiidar]

it's flowing in yo windows, snatching yo people up, so you better hide your wife, and hide your kids, cus they're flooding everybody round here.

[ChristianTheeAtheist]

when the video started up, my initial reaction was

"holy shit! you're on the wrong side of the road!"

then i remembered you are in Australia and its opposite of the US there. yeah, im kind of an idiot I guess.

[Gump1147]

Hey there...I've been following the news. It looks bad from the video we've seen here. I hope your family is ok and safe. Take care, G.

[420messenger]

start praying dumbass.

[SYDINDER]

may God help u guys . . . Ameen

[PYTHAGORAS101]

The worst is yet to come

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

fucking water collecting on the ground getting into your houses n shit... sucks.

[HieronymusBash]

King tide? Is like King Crab?

[maddawgqeiwfje]

driving back from work tonight and a couple of fuckheads were driving towards me up the wrong way up the warrago highway, we were all going slow so it didn't matter too much. turns out it was flooded up ahead and because the road was quiet as and near the onramp i thought i'd better be a fuckhead as well

[iamestrella]

Stay safe, Greg. Wear your floaties to bed.

[Metazone101]

I think a King Tide is a High High tide.

[CRUClEFICTION]

"King tide"? So then there must be a Queen tide? No, no, no. It's called "high tide".

[brendain]

@CRUClEFICTION basically u get high and low tides a couple times a day, king tides are when the high tide water mark reached levels much higher than usual, usually an extra few meters at least

[licemeat]

"poor bastards....lucky sons a bitches"...haha

[prestonparish]

wow.

[Nik13194]

im in the north part of brisbane :P nice to see one of hero's is going through the same shit haha your awsum stripy

[Zaunstar]

Wow! The weather was so great there less than two months ago!

[brendain]

@Zaunstar the weather wasn't too bad about a week before...although the week before that wasn't too good, bloody Qld weather..

[FIRSTGLADI8R]

Sorry mate! It is nice you have company now!

[TheSH1N1GAM1]

"Look on the bright side, whatever that is." That made me laugh so much, thanks.

[Bibibosh]

hjahahaahah 1:20 RANDOM "SUCK HIS WIERNER" hhahahha got ur intro is freaking hilariois!! DUDWE!!!

[ot63]

Take care of yourself, Stripy.

[mellifrits]

I'm coming in from the states on Feb 3 to see friends but I want to help any way I can while I'm there for three weeks. Please email me if you know where I can be the most helpful.

[Nik13194]

@mellifrits my house ll do buddy :L i could use a slave

[gothicromance569]

ITS A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY

[TheNakedWombat]

Positive is that Queensland is no longer in drought. ;)

[Tarhini]

I hope it all works out ok mate, my thoughts are with you guys up there

[thelowbudgetcompany]

WHAT?! You can have a day off if it's raining very badly in Australia-land?! :O Why they can not make the same system here in Belgium-land?! Eeven if there would be a tornado passing by our school they will force us to be at 9 o'clock in the morning in school ... *headdesk*

[zalmanusa]

@thelowbudgetcompany It's because he's a gardener, he works outside 100% of the time, you're a school kiddo, you're sat in a building all day long.

[thelowbudgetcompany]

@zalmanusa Not an actual school kiddo, dear, I'm a 20-years-old-woman and I sit in a university :)

[zalmanusa]

@thelowbudgetcompany Most universities in my country don't have attendance, I can go to 0% of my classes and still do the tests and pass everything, but apparently that's not how all uni's work :O

[thelowbudgetcompany]

@zalmanusa Well, there are indeed universities like that here in Belgium, but in my university we also have the 'freedom' not to come to school, but then you will be screwed, because they always give us tasks and stuff to read and for some of those tasks you have to be in school. When it was snowing like hell here in Belgium, a few weeks ago, the universtity didn't stop with the lessons, so if you wouldn't come, you would miss something ... *headdesk*

[wdgeo]

I told you that you needed a snorkel on your Ute!

... actually, that sounds disgusting!

[cheeptorque]

lol

[dillydillyston]

I'm glad to be safe and dry in wonderful England ;)

[Bernster2011]

Well that's an "interesting" report. Poor Aunt....

Bernie in Sdyney

[AuntieDiluvian]

Be safe. We're as dry as a bone here.

[OUTxOFxTHExORDINARY]

I live in bayside and I'm housing extras who had to evac from brissie. We're going in tomorrow morning at low tide to see what we can rescue.

[cozzyk]

Yea hard to mow or landscape with everything under water eh? King tide don't know what that is. Hope you got them out.

[miles2057]

"Fok choi, me like em long time!" hahaha!!! With the king tide comin in, sounds spoooky!!!!!

Seriously though, that looks terrible, how far from Brissy CBD r ya Greggie? Down here in Melbourne, the flooding coverage is all over tv, it was for a few hours this arvo. I feel for the ppl suffering up there.

[miles2057]

@miles2057 What also shits me about this disaster is when there r disasters &catastrophes around the world, Australia's the first to help whoever out AND our government throws in millions upon millions of dollars in aid. We have even had benefit concerts etc to raise cash. Who's helpin us out now? When we need all the help we can in this time of disaster when ppl r in dire need of support.Where r the CUNTries that we helped out, hey!!!!! I haven't heard anything in the media.Fucked if u ask me!

[shiyoushi]

@miles2057 way I heard is we've had offers of help from all over including China (yeah right, send your army right on over :p ) New Zealand and even Sri Lanka. The UN and US are getting in on the act too. The Gov't accepted NZ's offer of help as they can get here fastest, just got to wait for waters to recede before they can help out.

[culturalenigma]

@miles2057 It's been all over the media here and has been for awhile.

[sunwise2]

Stripy; to the rescue! Good on ya!

[rtottenc]

Perhaps Bill O'Reilly was onto someing with the tides. Or perhaps he is just batshit and floods happen all the time. Either way, I am glad to hear that you are safe.

[DibbersPage]

Looks well bad Bro, been following it on the news here in the UK. So ya got a couple house guests eh, i sure hope you worked a good rent rate for them hahahaha H&R Bro and stay safe.

[MrStripyHead]

@vashis123 i was out that way, they will be stuck for a few days

[MrStripyHead]

@RavenAudron100 she'll be right mate

[Jazzybalcaceres]

Theeee sun'll come out, Tomorrowwww!

LOL jks, i live in Queensland

[TyThatAussieGuy]

I am Deploying there tomorrow with the ses.

[01silky1]

yes its very bad

ha ha ha i live on a hill

[epodcentral]

hi stripy, i have put your video in the link section of mine. :)

[MrStripyHead]

@epodcentral good work!

[koahlition]

when ppl are dying how can ppl be so heartless. what if you lost someone close to you. take a minute and think... if you are capable.

[MrStripyHead]

@koahlition not everyone is a misery guts like you, you fucking retard. l spent all afternoon shifting furniture to higher ground for my uncle and his neighbour, so if you think this doesn't affect me, is does. Go drown in your own tears dick head, and grow a brain while you're at it

[raihein]

hahhahaaaa.. that was a great video. liked the ending ;)

[abbynormal0ne]

Holy wow. Stay safe :(

[ScienceIsKnowledge]

I am just outside Ipswich Stripy, we are currently being told to evacuate.

Fuck that, why miss an opportunity to live on the water for a few days :P

22 metres above sea level is a fuck load of water though.

Hope u stay safe mate.

[MrStripyHead]

@ScienceIsKnowledge you too, take care

[panthera50]

You should all just repent ! LOL ;-)

[Vinseneb]

Poor Rich Bastards :)

[RadicalSyndicate]

its just water you faery bed wetter

[fozziebear2009]

I think this is a sign that you are Noah reborn! You need to get building that ark! lol

[skinnyjohnsen]

How do you get beer with all the roads closed? I hope you don't die of thirst ;-\

[MrStripyHead]

@skinnyjohnsen i have 2 cartons in the fridge

[karmagirl74]

2 slaves for a couple of days .. pheww .. gives me a break then! :D It's pretty bad hey! The bottom of my street is under water .. better get my floaties out! :(

[MrStripyHead]

@karmagirl74 you might be cut off on all sides by tomorrow

[karmagirl74]

@MrStripyHead ... I know!!! and I still don't get a day off work! :(

[inxsish]

Love your vid and great sense of humour!

[m3gast0n3r]

You guys musta sucked the devils dick to get some flooding like that hahahha

[kegs666]

@m3gast0n3r No, its because we dont believe in santa claus ....

[mikeycbd]

you should go back and pick that girl up, she may need a lift.

[CurrentlyDisconected]

blooding king tides I knew the monarchy had something to do with this !!!

[KARAkerosene]

Haha good vid mate, made me laugh. I live in Brissy city about 200m from the river... Shit's getting crazy here!

[fidgetloq]

Lame! I love how you just admitted your not rich haha!

[MrStripyHead]

@fidgetloq i never said l was

[paulytheaussie]

hope u got your floaties and flippers handy

[seantheman121]

we're having a canoe race in the CBD tommorow, down Queen street. you should come haha :P

[auzzybloke]

Great Report Mr

[bottleshopjoshwh]

@iBeTwiisted that would never work, because hummers suck.

[PyroFenixVA]

wow thats some kind of rain down there ... dam flooding indeed

[inala1made]

2012 is begining -_-

[Wallabytrack]

@inala1made Bullshit

[dangerouslytalented]

***king tides..

[dougaholic]

should've gotten a 4x4 Triton haha

[MrStripyHead]

@dougaholic i dug up someones front yard today trying to get out