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  • 1:37 Monster: Don't fucking touch my fucking money!

  • woo a gold chip! wait, pocket full?....waitwaitwait ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

  • isaac... at 0:34

  • that tentacle was ass raping you *lulz*

  • How any of them damn things are there?

  • Dude! That was mess up yo!!!

  • yooo u soo fukin retearded how u gonna let him kill u.....you took ma long to shoot 2:04

  • @EvilJosh360 I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose just to show us how you die there.

  • when I go into the refrigeration east the room is pitch black and just taking one step makes me fall to my death. so I guess I ll never finish this game

  • Wah wah bitch. u try fighting against these creatures and c whos job i worse

  • "get in there and kill it"

    Geez isaac's only one man! Wish there would of been some survivors living to see; maybe even helping the poor guy

  • -.- That weezing thing makes me feel weird about breathing..

  • @Mysterination wait till u hear the cryst on ds2

  • Isaac: >8C *walks all the way back to get that item*

  • best fatality yet

  • hahaha fatality!

  • *goes back for item. i want to see that shit come back again and kill him

  • when u get to the room with flams something keeps killing me from behind how do i get past this part ???

  • at about 1:34, my mum came in unexpectedly and I jumped and started flailing my arms in her general direction. About 2 seconds after that, I hear a very alarming sound on my very loud headphones, so I redirect my frenzied assault at my monitor. I then realised what I was doing, and sat down without a word.

    Moral of the story: Tranquilise anyone in your home before watching dead space videos

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  • 1:38 didn't see that coming

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  • Isaac worked so hard to make the poison and then kendras just "get in there and kill it". If I were isaac id be like "bitch, How am I supposed to kill it?" "I can't just walk in there, shoot it a few times and then it will detach from the ship!" Isaac should just get in an escape pod with hammond and get the fuck out of there and leave kendra. But that's just me.

  • the girls in this game are more of a bish than cortana DX

  • yeck it's like cancer or somthing

  • I love how he just walks back to the item the 2nd time like nothing happened

  • i would be all like"again with the leg grabbing?"

  • issac is such a good listener

  • " The poison didn't work, it is still alive!... Well, what are you waiting for go in their and killed."

    ... And how do you suppose I do that you freaking idiot!

  • STUPID NEW WORLD ADS! I'm not interested in your tin guitar or carrot flute or pumpkin bongo!! FUCK OFFFFF~!

  • @reaperette lol

  • Gold Semiconductor: "Yes... I am your precious! Come and get me! Hehehe!" Isaac: "Must... retrieve... AHHHH!!" -Dies once, resurrects, this time with pulse rifle in hand- "I'm ready this time! :D"

  • I love the breathing noises that the Wheezers make XD

    Am I weird? :P

  • 2:17 DENIED!

  • FATALITY!!!

  • Hell ya there's a problem, in a weightless environment those psycho bitches can FLY!

  • those things have lungs on there back that exhale toixc gasses that allow a tissue like substance on surfaces which is were the virus grows

  • 2:05 WTF?!?!?

  • what simbols are there in 3:22 ?

  • the pulse rifle is to be used in this sisuation that's he died the first time

  • Dude..is that an eye at the right side of the screen at 8:36 or am i hallucinating like one of the people in the game.. o.e

  • is the fatality shown realy in the game?

  • @y126e yup. if you dont get free fast enough you die.

  • @y126e no retard its movie edit

  • @y126e no its movie editing retard, but ht e blook coming from the corners is

  • just when you thought you were in the clear, bam fatality

  • i kinda feel sorry for the things that just sit there and breathe heavily i mean if they atleast attacked you alittle then i wouldnt feel so bad but they dont they just sit and take i feel bad killing them

  • 9:30, Issac is probably the most frustrated person in the world right now. "I just went through hell so Hammond and you can breathe and now, you want to do WHAT?!"

  • He gonna be so psychotic after this. Everyone in his house will have to leave for fear of getting lazered in half then getting stomped on.

  • 1:47 oh no its the damn thing again

  • 2:06: why you scoot back at least 5 feet before you stand up.

  • after that arm isaacs like "all the crazy shit i saw to night its gonna be the best memories"

  • 2:03

    isaac: phew, for a second there i thought it was gonna- CRAAAAAAAP

  • Isaac walks like a retard XD

  • @wataplan Trust me; if you were in his shoes, you wouldn't walk straight either.

  • @wataplan he was walking funny cuz he was trudging through organic muck at 1:35, other than that hes in a normal looking ready position. watcha talkin 'bout?

  • 2:16 Hey a gold semiconductor! I'll just pick this up and AHHH HOLY SHIT!

  • Looks like Isaac need and Easy Button. XD

  • 2:oo-2:06 totally awesome

  • Isaac will be swearing this happens

    Kendra : ok Isaac ur suspose to go in the room to get Nicole

    Isaac : Nicole ?? OMG YES!!!!!!!!!! WOOT

    Kendra : now go in there n save her

    Isaac : ya ok -goes inside- HOLY FUK 3 MIL NECROS

    Kendra : oh wait sorry Isaac i founded out Nicoles dead

    Isaac : FUK U SON OF A ...... -dead-

  • @winxclub1357 ok bitch. ive been reading ur comments for the past few missions. u are fucking retarded. these are the reasons why. 1.why the hell is ur name winxclub ?!(F.A.G) 2. if ur a girl......i'll pray for u, cause u probably ugly as hell. 3. dont just post something just because a dumb motha fucka like u wants to. 4. ur comments have to be either funny or true. not gay. 5. ur probably like 11 years old by the way you talk and use of curse words. i suggest GETTING SOME FUCKING BALLS.

  • @TheGREATESTniggaeva lol true true

  • @FcTheOfficialCarbon hey look it's okay to have a problem with people but that was a taking it a little too far

  • Get in there and kill it?

    Exactly how the hell am I supposed to do that bitch?

    This fucker survived our megapoison and is like 100 kilotons!

    What am I supposed to do? Shoot it?

    It's not as though it has these big yellow things that explode when I shoot them, crippling the monster and thus making the whole thing relatively easy to kill!

  • Looks like our hero survi--nevermind

  • Get in there and kill it? NO WAY MAN!!!

  • what? they stole the fatality thing!

  • thanks for the free ride mr tentacle

  • this big hand is easier with line gun

  • lol horror story promotion on dead space :)

  • Nice juicebox. if ur tokin about my history teacher then i understand y

  • I beat this thing with three shots with the plasma cutter. Only upgraded, with everything 2 points. Didnt even get to pull me down once.

  • lol hahahahahah!!!

  • lol its an arm of alien.. lol!!

  • I will say I like the technology in this game.

  • did i say that his aiming is the worst i´ve ever seen ?

  • 2:00 first time i was grabbed by one of those arms, i didnt get what it was doing. i tought that it was a "in-game cutscene" (like those in Half Life 2 and episodes) but when i got close to the hole i shot the yellow thingie and survived :D

  • yeah know what you mean, I once played a game (I dont recalled which game it was) and there had just been a very long cutscene, and then a guy says (I just go get *****) he walks out and I thought he would come back, but he didnt

    thats when I realized the game had begun for real :)

  • @saithtam

    The problem whit ingame cutscenes ^^

  • I expect my history teacher to be the goddamn boss in mission 6

  • id be like: Fuck you! ive done every god damn thing on this ship! you go kill the giant fucking monster, and i'll give you advice over this headset!

  • 1:38: Ooo look an item.. OMG WTH!!!! *kills monster* I'm now going back to get my item thank you very much! :3

  • um its fatality O.o -.-

  • 0o0 OMG.That so bad...

  • Issac-

    Do it your own damn self Bitch!

  • I would loves me a Bolter at a time like this

  • Me to Brother.

  • lol xD

  • 1:38oh look a valuable item, i think il pick it.... AHHHHHH

  • @toplink Don't you just HATE Mondays?

  • I playd the demo for this took me 16 times to beat the demo.... i suck

  • i HATE those worms 2:30 can barely Aim at them...literally would have died soo many times had it not been for EASY! =P

  • ok how in the hell are thes logs still in one peace but evry one is dead?

  • -tentacle grabs me-

    me:ahhhhhhh DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! YOU SUCKA MOTHER***** DIEEEEE!!

    -kills it-

    me:AVE IT!! APPLE SAUCE BITCH!!

  • Im gonna stasis and rape ya!!

  • "...get in there and kill it!"

    Fine bitch, but if I survive i'm going to be gunning for you next....

  • @Grnd91 lol.

  • 2:05 oohooo what this i dint know that player had a moster girlfriend they get donw tonight. (song) do a little dance get donw tonight.<3

  • hehe the power of the tentacle

  • omg! I did the same thing after I killed that tentacle thingy xD!!

  • I actually thought the guy survived that tentacle thingy, but when it came back i jumped lol XD

  • me too

  • 2:37

    "at first i lold, but then i R srs"

  • lol u die Fatality

    Friendship :D

  • another epic fatality :D

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  • yeah i think somewhere in chapter 7 i think

  • Does Isaac even speak in the game, or is he mute?

  • mute. its just like other games for some reason most games have a main character that doesnt speak :S

  • Probably does,but as most of our FPS heroes..he seems to be one who is few for words

  • FATALITY

    That's a creative thing to do when you die lol

  • it apears only in the moments what Isaac die in one hit!

  • ok I may sound stupid to ask but who is that women that you keep hearing and seeing randomly always calling isac

  • you should watch from the very beginning

  • Nicole

  • man i had this game ever since december and im still on mission 5 i know i suck XD i really need to beat this game XD

  • I know this game kills me XD

  • It's very simple!, in the momet what you talk with the doctor, don't look that creature, always don't atack the megamonster, until, in third oportunity atack the leg of the monster, in the moment waht it enter in the litle place in midle, go up and the bottom, and go on line, it easy!

  • whatch you head gordon! NO! XD

  • hahahahahahaha....FATALITY!!!! 3 SKULLS!!!

  • i was playing this level at 6 pm(not realy late) with three of my friends, to avoid confusion zach rich and cameron were the three i was playing with, then my friend gilson showed up late and scared us so much, because right as he walked in the door, the tentacle came out of the wall and grabbed rich, so we all got a good laugh

  • Quickly! Aircan ,man, Aircan!

  • This game is intence

  • The ending hallway reminds me of a SP level in Metroid Prime: Hunters...

  • okay the tentacle's gone. cool,cool...... AAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

  • the tentacles are easy as hell to shoot. this guy just sucks at playing

  • It's not like it's hard to escape the tentacle at 2:00...I think Mahalo tries to show us some of the death scenes.

  • LOL i tot it was like he saved himself already, then WTF!!!!!! he was pulled inside by the head.

  • Omg I would crap my self playin this game XD

  • Wht if this kind of stuff was on gta 4 its like a special mission

  • 2:05 to 2:09 LOL

  • does anyone use the force gun?

  • Too bad that the plasma shot at 7:36 didn't land..it would be great..heh.

    But nice job until now.

  • lol 7:35ish was cool when that necro ducked and he used stasis on the other one behind it ^_^

  • 0:48 how that necro get in there? lol

  • 7:50ish hahaha! crotch shot XD

  • ok what the hell are those things with the throbbing back? that looks fucked up

  • LOL 2:05 scared me when that tentacle grabbed Isaac's head lol

  • 8:32 Yay oxygen! Yay food storage lock down lifted now we can go and die woohoo!!

  • Dude, I laughed out loud when you couldn't get it in the first place! roflolol

  • lol at 2:45, probably is thinking "i didnt go through hell for nothing, i want my ammo!"

  • lol i dont know why but i love that sound in zero g for example at 3:33 uuuooooooo.........

    it everytime creeps me out

    This game is fucking awesome and i love it

  • Go into Food Storage? Lady, are you fucking bat-shit insane? No fucking way am I going into there.

    That's what I would say if I were in that situation. Well, actually, in that situation, I'd probably be dead. XD

  • LOL!

  • @crzymn246 HES A GUY

  • i jsut love how he shows us his fatalities.

  • lol inventory full made me laugh at the irony

  • "tries to take gold semi conductor , inventory full , big arms pulls you " LOL

  • then he traipses back to the semiconductor and picks it up

  • *is dragged to the hole and the arm lets go*

    *isac saying in his mind* thank god

    *arm grabs his face*

    WHAT THE FUAAAAAAAAA!

    lol

  • what time in the video is that?

  • can you ever stop dieing

  • lol fatality!

  • OMG!!! did anyone else hear the words "search and rescue" at 6:13 I swear i did!!!!!

  • yeah I heard it. Its not the only words I keep hearing in this game. I was playing it one time and I heard the words "help me" and the room was empty. it scared the crap out of me lol

  • ya, i keep hearing whispering, but i never knew what they were saying, so this is like the first time i have heard them say something i can understand. also chapter 8 is called "search and rescue".....hmmmm suspicious.....

  • i did!!!

  • poor isaac must be crapping his pants

  • nah. Isaac's too cool 2 crap his pants.

  • lol

  • O_O at 2:08 i thought he was gona live but instead...FATALITY

  • well ive got a game code breaker at my house im jsut to lazy to use it

  • i wish you had a shotgun in the game id use that always i love shotguns.

  • Haha, me too. Shotguns are a favorite, but I guess they felt it'd take away from Isaac's Engineer image and make him look more like a Marine. Still, the force gun pretty much works like the shotgun, and it is my favorite weapon.

  • Shotguns are the most ideal weapon for zombie survival games generally, close range and high power, most zombies don't have a ranged attack.

  • Depends on which zombies your talkin about. The old, slow ones, or the new, running ones that can hear for miles and smell blood. Slow ones, shotgun, sure, but when you have little time to load up a shot, and you only got 6 shots in your barrel, eh.

  • Ah but the same could be said for an M16 or some form of machine gun, you would think by this time in the future they would have made shotgun CLIPS instead of just one bullet at a time, it'd be pretty handy in such a situation.

  • I guess. But the thing is that the bullets are so large for a shotgun, a reasonable sized clip could only hold 3 to 5 shots. I think that a shotgun in a zombie situation would be good for small amounts or with plenty of ammo that you don't have to lug around, or else you'll be weighed down with about 100 shots. A machine gun would be a sorta single shot deal with the bullets taking up less space, but not as much of a crowd controller as a shotgun. Best option is a sharp light long melee weapon.

  • They have this new shotgun called the AA-12. Not only can it hold machine gun-size clips, it can fire fully automatic. I kid you not, this gun was on the Discovery Channel show FutureWeapons, and if Issac had that thing, he would be tearing these monsters a new ass.

  • Does anyone know what that sign says on 5:54? I have seen quite a few of them but I don't know what they say.

  • That sign is actually one of the few signs that have the alien alphabet translated. So if you're extremely hardcore (or bored, your pick), you can jot it down and decipher the entire ship. I'm still not sure if someone has made an effort to do that yet.

  • hold on wat are u talkin about tell me how u decipher it.

  • Thanks for including the death scenes and adding in the FATALITY! Real nice of you to include both those parts

  • at 5:45 sounds like some dude shouts : help!

    O_O atleast i think

  • yea it does sound like someone is yellin help