My God this is all so true. I didn't even realize that I -did- all of that (leg locking, face-touching, windshield-wiper movement, etc) until I saw this, thought back on arguments, and went, "...holy crap."
Dane Cook you're a genious! It's so true! Also, when we - women- get into fights we try and make it look like we're the victim and try and get sympathy. e.g. - 'JUST BECAUSE I'M FAT! THATS WHY YOU DON'T LIKE ME'....then you go 'Baby, no, baby you're not.'
He makes some very valid points...You get in a fight with your woman she will brain ninja your ass unless of course you are too dumb to be "ninjad" (is that even a real word?)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
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I really think he sucks.
I mean, cmon, he has his own stage, like half a million people watching him.
I really wish I was as shitty as him.
and, I wish I had his shitty acting skills, you know, good luck chuck and employee of the month,
i'm pretty sure those two didn't win any awards..
p.s.
i'm being sarcastic to the dumbshits who keep making fun of him, or keep saying he's a faggot with dumbass jokes. To those idiots who don't understand what i'm saying, get a fucking brain.
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This gotta be the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. This is honestly pure shit. This guy can just go fuck himself in the ass (as he probably already does).
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Why would I want to follow your tips? I've been given a life to manipulate as I pleased, I've chosen a job to support myself, and as for my girlfriend, she's still in college. And by the way, thanks for making fun of yourself in replying to MY comments, it just made me smile how you called me a dumbass when you yourself are one as well. This is the last comment by the way, like I said, I'm not going to carry this on for however many years.
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doesnt matter. dane cook sucks. you tryed to put me down by making fun of me in what ever which way because dane cook isnt funny. im glad to here that u took my tips as i can finnaly see that you life is improving. send me a mesge if u need to know anything else. : )
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Well, I'm gonna say a couple of things here. 1, I don't see how my name implies that I personally believe that I'm a "Gangsta", rather, it's from a joke a friend and I share. 2, My lesson was simply just that if you don't care for someone, then don't talk shit about them. 3, I've only been bothering you for "more than a week" because "something as silly as this" just ticks me off, and, you've been replying to my comments as well, even if I've only replied to yours first. Lastly...
wierd attitude? dane cook sucks.your the one who cant deal with my opinon for some reason.honesty,who bothers somone for more then a week about somthing as silly as this? oh and whats the lesson? dont trash shitty comedians because there pathetic enough as they are?but honestly doby gangsta. your not a gangsta. your a dumbass. to prove that your gonna reply to my messege.because you didnt follow my tips. : )
OH LOOK TACO IF U HATE DANE COOK STOP COMMENTING HIS VIDEOS AND PROVING UR A FUCKIN IMMATURE ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T FUCKIN ACT HIS AGE!! unbelieve able its amazing how immature people are, if u hate someone don't go look for them and comment they're video stupid fuck theres no point in it!!
oh god another one. i could of sworn "dumbass-gangsta" said that i was a first grader. so i guess i am acting my age arent i? and one more thing i didnt go looking for this person. my girlfreind sent me a link to this. she was making a point. all i said was that this guy sux.lol im only gonna keep commenting on this to see how many of u no life loseres really give a damn about what i think. seriously if your the mature one. then dont bother me. :)
Doby Gangsta I appresiate how u r trying to prove taco is a immature bastered who needs to pull whatever it up his ass out, but please email me about the guy don't comment back THANKS U [=
yea i want to thank you too doby gangsta. i finally pulled it out. your waching a video of him right now. : ) after all why do u think i call him a shitty comedian.
im not gonna go through all that shit with the arguing over 56382563 years but uh... taco... i respect dane cook, and, i dont give a shit about what you think, and i dont give a shit whether you answered this already, im still going to ask why the fuck you watch dane cook videos if you dont like him
if u dont give a shit about what i think then dont reply to my negative opinons of a shitty comeidien.dumbass. go look at my other post since you know i answered it already. thx : )
hey uh... taco... why dont you get a life and stop replying to all these comments... why are you watching dane cook videos if you dont like him... seriously
uh dobygangsta? why dont u realize that i get emails hearing that dumbass people are crying and have been replying to all the bs ive been saying about a shitty comedian.people like you? i already answered your second question. i actually havent been here for over a month . by the way thanks for bothering me. tool
by the way.i only come here in the five minutes i have before my class starts. dane cook sucks deal with it.
someone sent me this because we were talking about marrige. then i remebered he sucked so i thought id share my opinoun with you. Thats a good idea by the way waching to make people mad. but it doesnt matter dane cook sucks and isnt funny He trys way too hard...
dude i dont think its the smartest thing to go to youtube go to a comedian u dont like and then say he sucks just to watch people get mad thats a dick move
And you should learn how to use a period dumbass. Look dane cook sucks , just face it. Go in front of a microphone and scream,hahaha look im dane cook im funny now.Your all a bunch of 12 year old tools that like shitty comedians. Now stop bothering me and go do some homework.
well your gonna keep commenting on it because you are 12 and they ....oh wait they dont do anything :D. thanks for proving my point.anyway dane cook sucks you cant change that. good bye sir
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ok now see if MEN treat US they way we should be treated without the 1)cheating 2)hitting 3)over protective shit and a bunch of other things then we could just say yeah we're fuckin over well seeya around and walk away ^^
@Nemainca ive never done any of those to my girlfriend maybe ur just dating a douchebag and not a guy who cares or maybe i have no idea what the fuck im talkin about
Everything he says is true... >.> To true. You cant say its sexism, cuz he is making fun of men as well. o.O So oh! xD Lol, I love this guy so much! I MIGHT GET TO GO SEE HIM NEXT TIME HE COMES TO TOWN!!!
The guy fucked the video.
santaclause2ful 7 months ago
has anyone notice his mouth and voice don't go together doesn't look like da right one
TheAznlexi 7 months ago
your stupid like your father lol my girl says that shit
drewbar100 1 year ago
She's gunna PIVOT! then she's gunna take 3 to 5 steps! 3 to 5!
WHO BOUGHT THE NOODLES?! lmfao
Harulover528 1 year ago 3
wats ture mean?
Shonic360 1 year ago
And she said it way before this ever came out so it wasnt like she was copying and when I first watched it I was like Heyyyyy.... wait a minute...
NonaBear10 2 years ago
My friend Courtney actually said "I cant just leave...my cds are in his truck" She actually said it!!!!!!!
NonaBear10 2 years ago
They really do get louder and swear a lot more!!!! He must really like Uncle Buck cuz he talks about in a coulple skits and I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
NonaBear10 2 years ago
wow.looking back on my fights i realize ive done every one of those things O.o
tacotacotacoify 2 years ago 4
My God this is all so true. I didn't even realize that I -did- all of that (leg locking, face-touching, windshield-wiper movement, etc) until I saw this, thought back on arguments, and went, "...holy crap."
shinyobject01 2 years ago 5
lol... lozmond is right... and it's because we don't like when we look like dicks... most of us at least
chileno456 2 years ago
Dane Cook you're a genious! It's so true! Also, when we - women- get into fights we try and make it look like we're the victim and try and get sympathy. e.g. - 'JUST BECAUSE I'M FAT! THATS WHY YOU DON'T LIKE ME'....then you go 'Baby, no, baby you're not.'
hahahaha we win xD
lozmond2005 2 years ago 5
@lozmond2005 LOL :D i should use that one time!
Harulover528 1 year ago
@lozmond2005 Well i'd say "maybe you are fat. When was the last time you went to the gym?"
robloxguggi 1 year ago
@robloxguggi lol. Fair enough - we women would say it to guys, why shouldn't you say it to us :3
lozmond2005 1 year ago
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urrduhdur 2 years ago
this is so true
spankers1019 3 years ago 4
thanks.now i dont want to get married.
sorasbestfriend 3 years ago 7
XD omg i do this all the time during fights
Darkshurekin 3 years ago 3
The sad part is that this is all completely true XD
AnimeWolfXD 3 years ago 28
Dane Cook is teh god of modern comedians. Do not question it!
MilkNoob 3 years ago 30
Ricky Gervais
088080809 2 years ago
@MilkNoob dave chappelle
gstrlgestrel 9 months ago
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and the only original thing he has is the stupid gay voice he has.
hes the fucking bully of comedians
sosajunior21 3 years ago
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what an egotistical asshole....
sosajunior21 3 years ago
snarky means ==--- bitchy ubnotcious
elzikio 3 years ago
that's what i do!!!!!
funnymesillyyou 3 years ago
He makes some very valid points...You get in a fight with your woman she will brain ninja your ass unless of course you are too dumb to be "ninjad" (is that even a real word?)
Make your voice heard, watch JNvids...lol
JNvids 3 years ago
idk google that shit it might be ninjad google magik my friend
jackofblades456 3 years ago 4
DANE COOK IS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!!
Harunalove101 3 years ago 2
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trothe 3 years ago
Dane cook is awsome
OblivionMaster85 3 years ago 2
This is so true!
Morbidual13 3 years ago 2
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I really think he sucks.
I mean, cmon, he has his own stage, like half a million people watching him.
I really wish I was as shitty as him.
and, I wish I had his shitty acting skills, you know, good luck chuck and employee of the month,
i'm pretty sure those two didn't win any awards..
p.s.
i'm being sarcastic to the dumbshits who keep making fun of him, or keep saying he's a faggot with dumbass jokes. To those idiots who don't understand what i'm saying, get a fucking brain.
krazyrocker82 3 years ago
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WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING WANK SHIT WTF
JohnFotios 3 years ago
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What a piece of shit! Is this guy actually calling himself a comedian?! Ive seen better SHIT come out of my fucking ass!!!
IN73L 3 years ago
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This gotta be the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. This is honestly pure shit. This guy can just go fuck himself in the ass (as he probably already does).
YFBE 3 years ago
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Is he fucking gay what a nob head. Relationshit my ass.
JohnFotios 3 years ago
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Why would I want to follow your tips? I've been given a life to manipulate as I pleased, I've chosen a job to support myself, and as for my girlfriend, she's still in college. And by the way, thanks for making fun of yourself in replying to MY comments, it just made me smile how you called me a dumbass when you yourself are one as well. This is the last comment by the way, like I said, I'm not going to carry this on for however many years.
DobyGangsta 3 years ago
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doesnt matter. dane cook sucks. you tryed to put me down by making fun of me in what ever which way because dane cook isnt funny. im glad to here that u took my tips as i can finnaly see that you life is improving. send me a mesge if u need to know anything else. : )
taco1010 3 years ago
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Well, I'm gonna say a couple of things here. 1, I don't see how my name implies that I personally believe that I'm a "Gangsta", rather, it's from a joke a friend and I share. 2, My lesson was simply just that if you don't care for someone, then don't talk shit about them. 3, I've only been bothering you for "more than a week" because "something as silly as this" just ticks me off, and, you've been replying to my comments as well, even if I've only replied to yours first. Lastly...
DobyGangsta 3 years ago
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so if u talk shit about them that means u care about me? how sweet. faggot.
taco1010 3 years ago
um no... im teaching a 1st grader with some weird attitude a lesson
DobyGangsta 3 years ago
wierd attitude? dane cook sucks.your the one who cant deal with my opinon for some reason.honesty,who bothers somone for more then a week about somthing as silly as this? oh and whats the lesson? dont trash shitty comedians because there pathetic enough as they are?but honestly doby gangsta. your not a gangsta. your a dumbass. to prove that your gonna reply to my messege.because you didnt follow my tips. : )
taco1010 3 years ago
OH LOOK TACO IF U HATE DANE COOK STOP COMMENTING HIS VIDEOS AND PROVING UR A FUCKIN IMMATURE ASSHOLE WHO CAN'T FUCKIN ACT HIS AGE!! unbelieve able its amazing how immature people are, if u hate someone don't go look for them and comment they're video stupid fuck theres no point in it!!
NemaincaCoyote 3 years ago
oh god another one. i could of sworn "dumbass-gangsta" said that i was a first grader. so i guess i am acting my age arent i? and one more thing i didnt go looking for this person. my girlfreind sent me a link to this. she was making a point. all i said was that this guy sux.lol im only gonna keep commenting on this to see how many of u no life loseres really give a damn about what i think. seriously if your the mature one. then dont bother me. :)
taco1010 3 years ago
Doby Gangsta I appresiate how u r trying to prove taco is a immature bastered who needs to pull whatever it up his ass out, but please email me about the guy don't comment back THANKS U [=
NemaincaCoyote 3 years ago
yea i want to thank you too doby gangsta. i finally pulled it out. your waching a video of him right now. : ) after all why do u think i call him a shitty comedian.
taco1010 3 years ago
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Your a fucking douche Doby"Gangsta".
IN73L 3 years ago
and by the way, taco, when does your elementary school open? and don't 1st graders like you get up at like 8:30, maybe later...
DobyGangsta 3 years ago
whoa dobyganasta is 21 and is replying to a 1st graders comments about a shitty comedian?
you either need a life a job, or a girl freind.
probably all. but i want to wish u luck in improving your life :) tool
taco1010 3 years ago
im not gonna go through all that shit with the arguing over 56382563 years but uh... taco... i respect dane cook, and, i dont give a shit about what you think, and i dont give a shit whether you answered this already, im still going to ask why the fuck you watch dane cook videos if you dont like him
DobyGangsta 3 years ago
if u dont give a shit about what i think then dont reply to my negative opinons of a shitty comeidien.dumbass. go look at my other post since you know i answered it already. thx : )
taco1010 3 years ago
fuck off
EVERYONE WANTS YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE!!!!
Dcrezzy24 3 years ago
no because you people have no lives and keep replying to me
taco1010 3 years ago
go shit yourself taco
Dcrezzy24 3 years ago
shit myself laughing at a someone that knows how to be funny
sorry dane cook
taco1010 3 years ago
hey uh... taco... why dont you get a life and stop replying to all these comments... why are you watching dane cook videos if you dont like him... seriously
DobyGangsta 4 years ago
uh dobygangsta? why dont u realize that i get emails hearing that dumbass people are crying and have been replying to all the bs ive been saying about a shitty comedian.people like you? i already answered your second question. i actually havent been here for over a month . by the way thanks for bothering me. tool
by the way.i only come here in the five minutes i have before my class starts. dane cook sucks deal with it.
taco1010 3 years ago
you suck. Please understand no one cares what you think.
TheNewDx619 3 years ago
fuck you dane cook is sweet
Dcrezzy24 4 years ago
whoa. No he sucks. your opinon doesnt matter.
taco1010 4 years ago
oh, and your opinion does? i think dane cook is brilliant.
innerXsasuke 4 years ago 4
I think your a dumbass.
taco1010 4 years ago
And ur better?
vikkisayso 4 years ago
yes
taco1010 4 years ago
taco taco taco U know what???? Ha u A tard
vikkisayso 3 years ago
Ha u A tard? um... ok?
taco1010 3 years ago
yes
taco1010 4 years ago
YOU... SUCK
spookcow 3 years ago
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dane cook sucks.
taco1010 4 years ago
no loser you suck
xxilovejonasxx 4 years ago
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no dane cook sucks and so does jonas.
taco1010 4 years ago
You suck you retard why are you even watching Dane Cook if you hate him so much? Do you just watch to make stupid comments to get people mad?
loganmaster123 4 years ago 2
someone sent me this because we were talking about marrige. then i remebered he sucked so i thought id share my opinoun with you. Thats a good idea by the way waching to make people mad. but it doesnt matter dane cook sucks and isnt funny He trys way too hard...
taco1010 4 years ago
dude i dont think its the smartest thing to go to youtube go to a comedian u dont like and then say he sucks just to watch people get mad thats a dick move
orme55555 4 years ago
dude i dont think its the smartest thing to give a shit about others opinons about shitty comedians. grow up
taco1010 4 years ago
fuck u u shudnt go onto it and say shit all u r is a shit disturber, people r watchn it and enjoyn it and u have to go and menstrate all over it
orme55555 4 years ago 2
And you should learn how to use a period dumbass. Look dane cook sucks , just face it. Go in front of a microphone and scream,hahaha look im dane cook im funny now.Your all a bunch of 12 year old tools that like shitty comedians. Now stop bothering me and go do some homework.
taco1010 4 years ago
u probly wish i was 12. im not and just bcause of that i will keep commenting on it because u are a fucktard.
orme55555 4 years ago
well your gonna keep commenting on it because you are 12 and they ....oh wait they dont do anything :D. thanks for proving my point.anyway dane cook sucks you cant change that. good bye sir
taco1010 4 years ago
you suck
spookcow 4 years ago
spook cow? why didnt u name yourself dumbass. it reflects your taste in comedians better. tool
taco1010 4 years ago
wow who do you watch that you think is funny?
spookcow 3 years ago
not dane cook. haha.
taco1010 3 years ago
He is HILARIOUS!
spkymonk96 4 years ago 4
"MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!"
he's sexy.
bananny93 4 years ago 7
So true I am a ninja!And I will kick your ass!.....>> you men are mean!
SinThePirateGrl 4 years ago 2
I agree OH BTW people who wanna see me act funny add my new account...>.>...this one lol add this one or subcribe and I will make veru funny videos
NemaincaCoyote 4 years ago 3
pirates suck....ninjas rule...'nuf said.
ddrgeek1987 4 years ago 4
i cant just go you see my cd's are in his truck!!!
those2crazykids21 4 years ago 2
holllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit dose any boddddy relizze that galic gun is a dbz move
xoxopjoxox 4 years ago
he said gatlin gun
but tea galick gun is a dbz move
redwood86 4 years ago
tea=yea.....yea....
redwood86 4 years ago
fucking noodles!!!
friedmarshmallow 4 years ago
he said gattling gun, not galic gun. lol
manslaughter133 4 years ago
lol 1 arguement know and im gonna get scared
xboxvidiot 4 years ago
so TRUE
gus122495 4 years ago
Dude..... this is why I don't act like a chick.... just because I am one, don't mean SHIT.
He is SO right about that... xD
axelsgirlfriend222 4 years ago
due that is so sick and he is so right
mitch730 4 years ago
he speaks the truth
n0b0dy1138 4 years ago
rolling the floor laughing my god damn ass the fuck off. HAHAHAHA
mdmblaze 4 years ago
rotflmgdatfo
friedmarshmallow 4 years ago 2
i love how all the girls laugh! it's sooo funny! girls RAWK!
cheergirl628 4 years ago
great
this man speaks the truth
Girls!... that is to you!
n0b0dy1138 4 years ago
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ok now see if MEN treat US they way we should be treated without the 1)cheating 2)hitting 3)over protective shit and a bunch of other things then we could just say yeah we're fuckin over well seeya around and walk away ^^
Nemainca 4 years ago
then just say it... doent lag on for a year
n0b0dy1138 4 years ago
we would if we weren't so scared >:P
Nemainca 4 years ago
@Nemainca ive never done any of those to my girlfriend maybe ur just dating a douchebag and not a guy who cares or maybe i have no idea what the fuck im talkin about
okwowchill 1 year ago
Everything he says is true... >.> To true. You cant say its sexism, cuz he is making fun of men as well. o.O So oh! xD Lol, I love this guy so much! I MIGHT GET TO GO SEE HIM NEXT TIME HE COMES TO TOWN!!!
NiomeKuchiki 4 years ago 2
I didn't laugh a single time...
jatteratious 4 years ago
...
majmike1989 4 years ago
so very great! :D
LaichanProductions 4 years ago
o my good that was hysterical!
meltedpickle 4 years ago
first! love the vid
prestige4000 4 years ago