You want cookies on you're sandwich too sir? I can't even close it now, I'm gunna have to put in a bucket or something so you can leave with it. I didn't know I was making thanksgiving dinner for you on a bun.
yeah man, im canadian and that was fucking hiliarious, theres absolutely nothing to do up here, you cant buy anything you see on tv cause they dont sell it up here, im moving to texas.
5:34, I'm the same way with internet cable. No games, no videos, no downloads...nothing in my town but bars and a gas station...wtf? Yah I feel pissed when my cable goes out.
This is not only Cap's best gig, but one of the best stand ups ever done. I have tried to understand what makes him so funny; the material is good, his timing is great but I think it is his voice and his body motions that really makes it. Cause some of his stuff wouldn't be funny if someone else told it. Like the bulldog joke for instance; if I told it, it wouldn't be funny at all. He is a god stand up; the only thing to wish for is more and new material.
@Hairfair Agreed this is one of the best standup routines ever. I think a lot of his appeal is the material is centered around things that EVERYONE can relate to. And it's just HIm. He's freakin hilarious!
I hear him often on serius radio. OMG! Laugh till I cry! but I agree he is no carlin.
lacefieldromie 1 month ago
i dont even know what "polar opposite" meands
fartso41 1 month ago
@fartso41 polar opposite?
TheCavs6 1 month ago
shut up nerds!
fartso41 1 month ago
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This is one of my favorite comedians. Sebastian Maniscalco is the other; but I can hardly find clips of either of them.
IzrailGhazi 2 months ago
AWESOME!
Btyson2121 2 months ago
"Do you know whats in that?!?"
"Freaking Goodness!!"
PumaPuma765 3 months ago
such an epic comedian. makes me laugh every time
MAist25 3 months ago 2
2 people either own a cat, are Canadian or read books.
JDFromSac 3 months ago
very , very , very funny
pcrvg0808 4 months ago
THIS GUY RULES
MrBirddog1976 6 months ago
incredible
geodudemaster100 6 months ago
So fucking hilarious & one of the most underrated comics on the scene.
sonofboone 7 months ago
God damnit Bobby
JulianRGaaatcha 7 months ago
Cap is one of those comedians who can make everyday occurances into something laughable!! He was a perfect person to on BCC next generation!
RosesofWillows 7 months ago
....If Engvall is there, why not shove him up on stage, too?
you know, for old times' sake. :) Show them young'ens in the act how it's done. :P
RosesofWillows 7 months ago
You want cookies on you're sandwich too sir? I can't even close it now, I'm gunna have to put in a bucket or something so you can leave with it. I didn't know I was making thanksgiving dinner for you on a bun.
whitesoxfantodeath 3 years ago
why are you so rude?
i didnt know i was making thxgiving dinner for u on a bun
lol
love it
sexmami202 3 years ago
He is the most adorable, FUNNY dude ALIVE!!!
michstang1 3 years ago
One big North Dakota. That's GOLD!
BTLemming 3 years ago
books are so much better, their movies suck compared to them.
kitohol 3 years ago
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fuck off with canada jokes we own bitches america sucks!!!!!!!!!we dont have a president ...americans are stupid
BillyGG2 3 years ago
hes not wrong
we dont know who your president is
fucking canuck
DE1HIGHTOWER 3 years ago
yeah man, im canadian and that was fucking hiliarious, theres absolutely nothing to do up here, you cant buy anything you see on tv cause they dont sell it up here, im moving to texas.
lawsturner 3 years ago
this guy is sumthin special no doubt
bowtech333 3 years ago
fo sho FO SHO
acecarstens12 3 years ago
man your fuckin username is twinbladechris.
blakesguitar 3 years ago
thats creepy, my name is steven, im fat (kinda) and i work in customer service
twinbladechris 3 years ago
if i was in customer service id just fuk with people
SnareLopez 3 years ago
I am and I do
bwhunter4567 3 years ago
This guy is so funny, I think I would still laugh if the volume was off.
Breado2 3 years ago 4
Canada: One big North Dakota...
lol
gladewalker 3 years ago
Look it's Bobby from King of the Hill
wetspiderpig 3 years ago 50
@wetspiderpig Haha, he actually kind of does! Never thought of that but I see that now.
Bllackguard666 5 months ago
5:34, I'm the same way with internet cable. No games, no videos, no downloads...nothing in my town but bars and a gas station...wtf? Yah I feel pissed when my cable goes out.
Bllackguard666 5 months ago
i personally love pepsi way more than coke
mrsheba 3 years ago
wat the fuck is wrong w/ u
tarheelnation11 3 years ago
This is not only Cap's best gig, but one of the best stand ups ever done. I have tried to understand what makes him so funny; the material is good, his timing is great but I think it is his voice and his body motions that really makes it. Cause some of his stuff wouldn't be funny if someone else told it. Like the bulldog joke for instance; if I told it, it wouldn't be funny at all. He is a god stand up; the only thing to wish for is more and new material.
Hairfair 3 years ago 28
Awesome comedy, He started out on my high school morning tv school news. Him and another guy did the show but he made it.
khamooch 3 years ago
@Hairfair Agreed this is one of the best standup routines ever. I think a lot of his appeal is the material is centered around things that EVERYONE can relate to. And it's just HIm. He's freakin hilarious!
speeddammit 3 months ago
@Hairfair Its funny cuz he's almost polar opposite from another legendary comedian(Hicks and Carlin), yet hes just as funny if not funnier..
TheCavs6 2 months ago
@TheCavs6 He doesnt even come close to comparing to George carlin
indoom666 1 month ago
@indoom666 I think he's as comical as Carlin, not as insightful or intelligent..
TheCavs6 1 month ago
@Hairfair my Laugh count for this guy... only 3 times.. not even a Chuckle. Gilbert Gottfried kills this dude. watch?v=9C7cv0MueB0
Macmittens411 1 month ago
delivery,timeing@material,some of the best.!!!
dhpacearz 3 years ago 3
awesome
wheatieB 3 years ago 3