Badass Mustard Rap

[zackattack273]

0:23

[zackattack273]

0:21

[BENANDAYDEN900]

LOL

[nrcwhitepimp]

i like songs about mustard

[TheKFEEL98]

0:49 freaking nasty

[sheepkilla08]

0:17

[reebot4raf]

KONY 2012

[F0amBanana]

94%



[YugiohMaster199]

The only reason this has so many dislikes is because Ketchup has a stranglehold in the condiments department. Little do they know this is a realistic depiction of how Mustard tastes.

[RePeakify]

0:17

[01crazygood01]

i am an egg and i find this video offensive

[TheShirtlessMangoes]

Ewww, Ketchup just had period all over the floor.

[ROBLOXFREAK22]

while he mustard up he ketchuped down

[NizzyNasir2]

Funny as shit

[MyTbradley]

Lmao !!!!

[31mnm7]

SMACK YO GRANDMA IN THE MOUTH JAM THE BITCH IN THE TRUNK!!!!

[31mnm7]

better then solja boy

[QueenAnime99]

"Bitch, I'll fuck up a hot dog." Love this. XD

[seenyweeny]

i watch this every damn day :D

[amam4224]

@seenyweeny tht's sorta sad dude

[Falarahschulz]

"my cap is loose

lol you get what i mean??? hahah

[greenredman123]

lol wtf?

[1221lilsista]

awwwww yeeeeah. I'm a mustard person, n when i saw this i was like... FUCKYES.

[gossipgurly12]

@1221lilsista WoOT GO MUSTARD

[jawson332]

"My cap is loose." Does that sound wrong to anyone?

[EzioAltair2211]

Day 102: I'm running low on torches and water, and I still haven't found The Cubrock's comment.

[BlackMagic25]

wow....just...wow lmao

[loganqqqq1Roblox]

Lol?



[TheDrumsRock]

What the hell that was hilarious

[Hamporkcheese]

yay mustard!!!!

[HumboltCountyChronic]

Weak sauce

[chanellezxcv]

That was hilarious ^_^

[vertfemme]

What is wrong mustard?

[Sara15Love]

grosss.....but funny lmao:0

[klm4298]

That was awesome. What's with all the dislikes?

[mexicanbatman1]

WTF did I just watch?!

[qasimisgood]

@whoevermessagedme are you stupid? stfu u dumbshit

[orangelion94]

mustard fucking sucks

[triplex4286]

Mustard is gansta Lol

[DannMann7]

Why are there dislikes ?

[KeitaroWolf]

Well there was no need for a Macho Man reference, no respect. Just saying...

[TheLinux101]

ketchup version yeah im a red motherfucker but dont call me a fool i will smack your grandfather fuck your girl in a pool i live a dumbass life i hate fucking cheese i got your momma pregnant with my tomato seed i think keilbasa is a faggot but ill teabag some mustard ill stunner some fixings like stone cold steve austin bitch i fuck up a burger bitches im famous now eat your damn fries taking over earth and kicking in uranus (your anus)

[LyinKingHQ]

Is it bad to know this entire thing by heart O>O

[guineapiggyman]

wats mustard?

[mslemonade92]

bitch i'll fuck up a hot dog!! lmfao!

[bobtommytod]

two words BAD ASS

[AKEdify]

The best food ever

[Szarakdorsz]

WTF is Keilbasa?

[alfredorios1000]

@Szarakdorsz Sausage from Eastern Europe

[HaywoodJablowmeJr]

That awkward moment when you walk in and your food is talking

[mahmoudmnea1996]

man dis so funny

[TheMicah0104]

I will no longer include mustard as a choice of condiment on a hot dog.

[astaliini]

Press 7 for the walk we all need to learn.

[ArousedPuma]

press 3

[TheAngel6088]

What the hell was that.... Lol..

[breech5]

press 1 then 8 then 2

[garnerslipforming]

keep pressing 8

[markustheaters]

this is hilarious LOL idk why there are so many dislikes

[sjoerd94]

I hoped a reference to mustard gas... disappointment

[georgina0661]

Ahhhha the egg took it like a champ hellllyeah :D

[saintjordan96]

I'm just glad he mustard up the courage to do this.

[yomamasofat1000]

@saintjordan96

I guess he "mustard" up all the courage to do it.

[RatePage]

@saintjordan96 i don't get it.. 'glad he must erred up' what does that mean?

[rvbking]

@saintjordan96 YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOY!!!

[laramiet011]

@saintjordan96 Yeah, most people couldn't ketchup to his level

[saintjordan96]

@laramiet011 lol

[jetfighter457]

Da' fuck..okay I'm sharing this with others.

[BeyBlaster13]

shouldn't ketchup be a girl?

[1987bruceh]

That was eff'ing awesom

[OriginalSuperJaggy]

transcribe audio is soooo good

[BELLZLOVER]

U need a tampon???

[KEADDITTENpr0ducti0n]

0:50 Need to borrow some Maxi Pads?

[alfredorios1000]

he shouldve made a reference to mustard gas xD

[LinaLatte]

am i the only one that realized that ketchup is pmsing?

[IH8URVIDEO1]

LMAO

[MrRAGEQUIT12]

just for personal use 0:00

[Angelbaby7041]

"The hell was that?" XD!!!

[SPANKYALVEREZ]

Checkout SPANKYALVEREZ ON YOUTUBE

[J1mmyist]

Ketchup must be going through his period... Quick! Get the tampons!

[IJustWatchEm71]

I guess that's why I've never liked mustard...

[Lets11Go11Buffalo]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have fingers

The middle one is for you

[bri1baby123]

HHAHAHAHAA.

[11proton]

NOW DO MAYONNAISE!

[Jermyn78]

Never mind an arrow to the knee, the majority of people need a kick to the balls

[LaughingShinoo]

mustard used to be nice, but then it took an arrow in the knee..

[steikar]

@LaughingShinoo Stop with the fucking arrow jokes they are so lame...

[roflwaffle1111]

@steikar I used to respect other peoples' wishes, but then i took an arrow in the knee

[krisng07]

Lmfao

[TheDusteMikkel]

dowload link plz :3

[garyw9243]

I am not scared of mustard !!

[riverfox22]

you will die in seven days if you dont post this comment on 10 videos in the the next hour.if you do tomorrow will be the best day of your life

[Cuohion]

5302 people should learn English!

[MyTbradley]

Hahahaha...Lmao !!!!!!

[pugggs]

arrow to the knee. (am i cool yet?)

[theclipreaper]

I almost hate this video for not being longer

[ryanaugercc]

5296 people are pussies

[WhatsHappeningForum1]

yup... hes Chinese

[GabinRevolution]

Yeah I don't really like mustard.

[FlyZehSnipin]

0:16 0:16 .... Have fun!

[missgigglepuff11]

Lddsodd$42(33333333(1($nMszmzz­zkzzQQQQMSSmkamjzo.  Hjs:??

[zeus018]

i put ketchup on my ketchup...so STFU!

[ThaaInfamousUnicorn]

Hahahahahaha he walked away like a boss

[pkm100]

Keilbasa ? did they mean Kielbasa ? like in tenacious d song ? why do they use a Polish name for sausage ?

[firstinflight110]

hahahahahhahaha dormtainment!

[ivaard]

Who else replayed the song 3 times??

[ylimeart]

The ketchup got its period.

[jmgbball]

This is the best YouTube video I have ever seen in my life.

[phylliswaterfield]

I like 

[UnderwaterKingdom]

mustard sucks.

[xSteigix]

how can you not like that :D

[bjarki3021]

So what was his problem?

[Lydaw]

What bitch is that you're lickin' in yo fuckin' trunk

Turns out it's a tranny makin' your funky rectal exam

Now get the fuck off my friggin' hot dawg, mkay?

Even if ketshup is drippin' you be trippin' gay

[dfsa1]

WOOOAAHH!!! A video CollegeHumor didn't stop mobile devices from watching... But it's shit

[ivaard]

@collegehumor

Plz make more of Mustard

[siereader]

made my life! :D

[Nunewt]

I love Mustard's expression as he walks away

[madhoude74dude]

If it's yello let it mello, if its brown, flush it down!

[D0CT0RSC00PS]

Ketchup just had his monthly

[ivaard]

How can you dislike dis???

[mantisolivares]

apparently . . . 5266 soulless faggots disliked this u_u

oh well . . . @ least they'll burn in hell u_u

[miilo92]

mustard used FUS RO DAH !

it was very effective.

egg fainted

[TheCubrock]

You might be yellow, but that makes you asian

So don't be rappin and you best not be hatin

Your a hot dog toppin that tastes like crap

So go cry home and learn how to rap!

[633390]

@TheCubrock this is lame

[TheCubrock]

@633390 How so?



[xpledgeturnprestigex]

@TheCubrock You're* It means You are.

[SuperKingOfSwing1]

@TheCubrock DAAAAAAAMN!

[Ladiessurfer217]

@TheCubrock What's funny is that it you just rapped to a non existant mustard rapper. GG. :3

[ImaCreeper213]

i think ketchup is on his period..... sorry girls :( i had to...

[GamingAssistant]

FUCK YA

[DrInsideOutOreo]

FUCK YES! AND PRETZELS

[theninjaofhell]

I can honestly say, I still don't have a clue what the mustard's problem is. Even though he said he was gonna tell us. :(

[HeyManItsHannah]

@theninjaofhell Well, he got some chick pregnant got called a punk by your grandma killed her then had to abandon the country. c:

[fall3nstar14]

0:43 asian mustard xD

[revessolitaires]

love that ending!

SLATHER UP A SOFT PRETZEL FOR YOUR RECTAL EXAM!!

[1418cnt]

Tight

[triplex4286]

Lol this was so funny

[seenyweeny]

spelt kielbasa wrong...

[morguefilla1]

Skyrim is awesome. if you like sick twisted and meanspirited humor check out my site hollywoodpinata.

[SuperMase911]

Skyrim is the shit

[jvome]

i do NOT want a mustard rectal exam...

[YellowDubz]

Odhaviiin

[ggabs1988]

DO NOT click on the the video response with the boobs... its not worth it and the bitch's voise will invert your boner!

[thecommenter585]

watch out guys! were dealing with a badass over here,

[kianna998]

does katsup get periods?!

[Delzak1]

To everyone who wants to know what the arrow in the knee thing is about; the guards in Skyrim will say "I used to be and adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee" sometime when you walk by.

Oh and i really like this song... don't know why though

[AGENTNiPPERKiN]

@Delzak1 I used to get that joke, but then I got kicked in the knee by some mustard

[RJsYourBOSS]

@Delzak1 actually they say an arrow "IN" the knee... ijs

[D1RTYBACON]

@Delzak1 "I used to be and adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow IN the knee"

[MegaGreendayfan101]

@Delzak1 you used to be and adventurer- man you are some kind of fucking retard

[ZuluCatsTheMispeller]

@MegaGreendayfan101 you like greenday?? ew

[MegaGreendayfan101]

@ZuluCatsTheMispeller why ew?

[ChainmailleAddiction]

@Delzak1

or,it could be the very slim chance a homestuck reference to equius's death,but i doubt that.

[Vladythebest96]

@Delzak1 what annoys me is that so many people haven't played skyrim...dopes who miss its epicness...

[AmericanIdiot2002]

I was mustard, then i took an arrow to the knee

[firetruckingtroll]

l love this video



[Ether702]

thumbs up if you pissed on a tree.

[becxluvsyou]

wtf.

[seenyweeny]

shouldnt ketchup be a chick?

[spamodell]

Repeatedly press 7. Rock out with Mustard

[azra113]

man press 8, that ketchup gets me everytime lol

[BOCrightnow]

I click on a mustard rap thing, watch it and don't know what to think about it, look at the comments and see "arrow in the knee(?)", "nuclear winter", Kielbasa was spelled wrong, and that poor egg got knocked out cold. My response, "But the egg had a punchable face".

make an extended version

mustard4ever