How to Pronounce Ciabatta

[janabrouillette87]

and all this time I thought it was pronounced chy-batta...I am so lame lol jk these pronunciations are stupid but I cant stop watching ahh

[FlutterTank]

This is fantastic. A guy makes somewhat funny videos on either blatantly wrong or highly derped pronunciations that are 8 seconds long and contain a white screen with the word printed and the YouTube channel below. Yet he probably has a YouTube partnership and makes thousands of dollars every month getting views of these videos. That, my friends, is how you spend your whole life successfully doing nothing.

[Thethauthuth]

I thought that the only thing, italians say is: 'itse me, MARIO'

[cavrianer]

@Thethauthuth Yes, Italian lessons for you:

"itse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIOitse me, MARIO"

[unknownperson9674]

OMG I SWEAR HE JUST SAID BRUSCHETTA!

[CommandoWIN]

Crontupustoe

[shypianist]

OMG I'm Italian and I've just discovered that I've always pronounced ciabatta the wrong way! :O They normally give me bread anyway in shops, though. :P

[SquiddieBoB]

@shypianist Ahahahahaahaha Vero! Contrupstae!! Ahahahah

[joshstanphill]

cron tuba stone

[wolf1234link]

I'm gonna watch all these videos and revise my vocabulary.

[jpo211]

Ciabatta and Bruchetta are apparently pronounced the same. Only the letters b and c are swithced

[ThatCuteNinja]

This crontupisto is abobsololutaly diloosis!

[BIendtec]

can someone explain how you get that noise out of ciabatta?

[BananaHammer12]

This is nearly pronounced the same as bruschetta :o

[SeventhAaronStrain]

I love how these videos are spoken with such clarity and confidence, I can't help but bust a gut!

[DunnThatProductions]

Crontoopasto

Cron n toopasto

Crontoopasto

[Raviolifish]

why does it never look like the real word? Mind fuck.

[BrickChickens]

Now I can look like a superior and educated person entering a fancy restaurant. "What would you like to order?" "Could I have some beans on crontupisto?"

Thank you, PronounciationManual, for keeping me from embarrassment. :)

[antoineph]

I could go for some Crontupisto right now.

[luhp92]

0:02 gronkh :D

[mehbeh1993]

did he just say "Bruschetta"?

[geddypasto]

@mehbeh1993 Nah, he said ciabatta. Bruschetta starts with a B.

[cherrychomperdee]

krontoopistow

[david2869]

Hey! Ciabattaciabattaciabattaciabat­ta! Swing ciabatta!

Hecanthithecanthithecanthithec­anthit, swing ciabatta!

[violet9jo]

What. Just what?

[beckerkorn1]

I put brontupisto on my crontupisto!

[aefauldlie]

WTF's that?!? That's NOT ciabatta! Italians'll have a good laugh at you, trust me

[ticoangelo]

@aefauldlie and the rest of THE WORLD is laughin' at you right now.

[CioppoHendrix]

@ticoangelo i think he's just trollin'..

[MsNateRiver1]

@aefauldlie I detect a tard-sandwhich.

[CioppoHendrix]

@aefauldlie ahahahaha WHAT!!??!??

[AkatsukiPR0]

@aefauldlie I speak fluent Italian and I can assure you, this is correct.

[aefauldlie]

@AkatsukiPR0 Sorry: I'm Italian mother tongue :) and I grant you 100% that ciabatta is pronounced cha-bat-ta. Nothing to do with crontopisto or whatever they say. They made fun of you!

[AkatsukiPR0]

@aefauldlie Yeah, that's what the video says.

[tecatomon42]

@aefauldlie You've been taught wrong. This is how you pronounce it, I'm sure you'll get laughed at for saying chabatta.

[Tundraboy05]

chabatta xD

[bicshyboy]

CRONTUPISTO.

[TheLadySmiley]

Omg, if you would say that in Italy we wouldn't understand NOTHING.

[PersondudeAlias]

Crontupestaux

[Fonchezzzz]

He got one letter correct.

[AllAdultsHere]

wait this sounds suspiciously similar to bruschetta -_-

[jasipablo]

i used to eat contupisto, until i took an arrow to the knee

[jmanblue97]

@jasipablo SHUT THE FUCK UP

[lapfuwong]

@jmanblue97 someone used to shut the heck up, then i took an arrow to the knee

[jmanblue97]

@lapfuwong YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO

[Sandi315Productions]

@jasipablo Go die in a hole

[nerftiger97]

contupastoe!

[michiganfan725]

How do you pronounce "Focaccia?"

[chimpanzeenator]

It worries me how confidently he pronounces these words.

[Happycat287]

We need to make a structured language based on these bizarre sounds.

[xSmileyMileyLovex]

That sounds like something my Sim would say... :/

[kirkky9]

my computer screen has spit dots on it...

[vinylpeel]

It's the Age of Empires voice!

[Aflay1]

Your good...BUT IM TUPISTO

[Chronologger]

This guys entire work, all these videos, is just giving us all a window into the daily life of a dyslexic.

[XDinky]

perché tutte le parole italiane finiscono con "-tupisto"?

[finalconsecration]

@XDinky sìtupisto, messeretupisto :D

[HellTrueMetal]

ma quanto è buona la ciabatta?^^

[nouaremyonly]

Ciabatta

taccone

Bruschetta

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious

These words rhyme

[Eddietheallrounder]

@nouaremyonly don't forget champagne.

[KingOfKatamari]

@nouaremyonly Somebody use these in a poem. NOW.

[OktoberStorm]

Crontupisto

[liverpoolcrs9]

I want to find out the formular responsible for these pronounciations

[LewisB776]

He sounds like a Sim on this one xD

[shawngreen1520]

This is the most off the wall one

[thekidsofkent]

i dont understand how he gets these pronunciations anyway........ i still laugh my ass of to this

[HamsterVerde]

The Sims language :D

[HamsterVerde]

The Sims language :D

[jaycobb089]

i want to see somebody who isn't fluent in english go on this channel to actually learn how to pronounce these words!

[MovieFreak880]

I don't even wanna know why you were looking for thi on youtube @AmazingPhil

[HelloHeadphones]

what the..i dont even know..

[ROCKNintendoYO]

Pronounciation:Cromtupostoe, Brontopesto.

Words:Ciabatta, Bruschetta.

[TangSooDo9]

wtf?!?!

[TheFirstMateKate]

Crontupostoe.

[clsmith0719]

not even close hahahaha

[somebitchstolemyname]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[1ofTheCTFxC]

OMG i got top comment

[1urbanstyle]

grande

[napalmocean]

Quick someone mention how he sounds like a Sim character!!!...oh wait...

[BLNpro]

@napalmocean omgz it does =D

[hedgehogzilla]

NO ITS CHI-BATTA :O

[Bantirat]

how do I pronounce "lmaa xD"? lulz

[LANmineTFC]

Crontupisto!

[Rinthm]

this is definitely one of the better ones.

[sarahsaidwhaaa]

THESE ARE SO FUNNNNYYY hahaah im addicted :)

[RigelXO]

Rhymes with taccone :P

[baconology]

lol come on you arent even trying anymore!

[varunachar87]

Oh crap, all these years I used to pronounce it as "Count of Monte Cristo"!

[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII]

crontubesteau

[lettersfromkay]

I hate you for making me waste the last 30 minutes of my life. And thank you.

[sacredgoldfish]

Why the fuck do these voices sound like dialogue from the Sims?!

[iWRITEonMYhands336]

holy crap. I love this channel.

[mikefigenshau]

Krontupistoe. Kron-tupistoe.

[Kansutachi]

makes me hungry.. crontupisto is like the best bread there is :P

[startrekwarsmixguy]

wait, i'm im in the sims...

[raquelbss]

tchia batta

Ciabatta! lol

[raquelbss]

but what he says? if you can not not say it too! lol

[darkjolteon4]

@raquelbss he says

''cron-too-piss-toe''

[Jmerzio]

@ponyoftime Fontubisto

[febmiddkid]

i don't know why but this is absolutely my favorite

[caitlynnjm]

You are fucking over so many people trying to learn English right now.. I love it.

[Alienspider1]

I had some leftover Ciabatta so I made some Bruschetta with it.

[IntraSpectrum]

crontoopisstow

[SwiftSuicune]

Crontoopisto.

[darkjolteon4]

crontoopisstoe

[DemonKingMMA]

Makankosappo.

[urreadingthis]

Walk into Panera... "Uhhh, can I get a bacon egg and cheese on crontupisto?"

[MarciMichaelJay]

@urreadingthis LMAO!

[rocso89]

Omg I've watched some of your videos and this one disturbs me the most, what if there is an Asian gold farmer trying to look up pronunciations and come here instead of an actual guide xD

[MrBenGarcia]

LMAO!!!!!

[SavannahRodgers9394]

This sounds an awful like Jorma Taccone. I guess I've been pronouncing this wrong my whole life....

[camcamsmithers93]

Is this guy speaking Simish?!

[Conmon1]

Ciabatta - "crontupisto."

Bruschetta - "brontupisto."

Taccone - "trontupisto."

[MrSquid21]

@Conmon1 he must really like "ontupisto"

[ILikeClassicalGuitar]

@Conmon1 Champagne- "chimpupisto."

[x31mx31m]

@Conmon1 Champagne : Chintoopesto

[illegallyalec]

@Conmon1 I have to give him props for being consistent.

[blarlego]

I am italian and agree of this!

[PoorFatKid]

Cron-two-piss-toe.

[Supuhstar]

I get it! This guy is a sim trying to speak normal!

[MrFear2252]

WTF? THIS GUY IS SO STUPID LIKE THE UPLOADER

[MsGillybean12]

Crontubisto.

[SirEnker]

Crontupesto.

[TheChrislikespie]

doesnt even MAKE SENCE

[FattKidsForSale]

@TheChrislikespie Yes it does, you are incorrect.

Your spelling needs improvement by the way.

[cloud6060]

@TheChrislikespie He's just making fun of the English language. There's nothing to get dumb fuck. -_-

[worldofdraculas]

@cloud6060 Or maybe he's making fun of Pronunciationbook...

[cloud6060]

@worldofdraculas Possibly. Either way its funny.

[MrFear2252]

Crowntobestow? ? ? ? 

[IyoGata]

He says crontupesto instead of brontupesto. It took me a while to realize that. hurrrr

[IIIIuuukke]

@kishgofu

bruschetta is cheese..

not an italian bread.

[sundimond9252]

crontoopistow

[Kishgofu]

i like how this is crontupesto and brushcetta is brontupesto. I want to hear other italian breads!

[serenajoywrigh94]

this is just like that friends episode, where joey was trying to learn french from phoebe

phoebe: "je m'appelle claude,"

joey: "feelp fo flap, flop"

[tom2sprat]

oh thank god i was pronouncing it right! the baker always looks at me like and idiot when i order a ciabatta hamburger, he must be deaf or something...

[Skullzero1]

I've always wanted to learn Simlish!

[gamespeaker13]

it really sounds like something from sims

[DomChLand]

Brontubisto =/= Crontupisto.

You guys are STOOPID

[katethefox]

Crontupisto

[NooteboomPeter]

seriously haha, altleast the rest of the videos are atleast a little close, this wasnt even the sounds of the letters

[nathanjamesbaker]

Could someone tell me what ciabatta is?

[dag101101]

@nathanjamesbaker A type of flattish, open-textured Italian bread with a floury crust, made with olive oil

[GanonMetroid]

@nathanjamesbaker It's like bruschetta.

[LordFendleberry2]

@nathanjamesbaker type of bread

[ZombieFighter95]

@nathanjamesbaker italian bread

[sjsawyer]

This must be a new type of bruchetta!

[RJhasFLOW]

crontupisto and brontupisto. My two favorite words.

[suckME135]

Aw... This is too much like 'bonstoopisto.' :/

[jayjayjames2332]

@suckME135 That's the joke.

[MrDrooogs]

Instant favorite lol