Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Review (Part 3 of 8)

[DrummerSGX92]

haha the last 20 seconds was funny.

[fcpictures]

When Plinkett fucked his cat I choked on my gum.

[vreeland17]

you know theres a big difference between a year and a generation god damb man could it have got any worse????

[MrJoeyboo11]

Jesus my mum came in at ' I like to fuck my cat ahhhhh' god damn it

[SuckMyCOG]

I LIKE TO FUCK MY CAT!!!!

So random. Burst out laughing just now lmfao

[QuantumMaths]

@SuckMyCOG

Nearly pissed my pants laughing at that.

[94SideKick]

Do you know what's going on?

Maybe it's another drill.

Those two stormtroopers have more personality than everyone in the prequel trilogy.

[HistoryLubber]

Totes wanna go to Sheboygan

[ordaboy]

how come nobody is mentioning when he fucks the cat

[zazozung]

1:00 "North Korean" cell is actually a cell at Alcatraz.

[MegaShadowrunner]

Possibly, the 1000 years/ generations discrepancy could mean, the Republic has been at peace for 1000 years, but the Jedi have defended it for 1000 generations... or maybe. *headexplodes*

[700Penguin]

Bestiality... funny?

[baruque15]

Super kami guru got a Tv.

[pantherfa1]

@bongcouver

Hitler!

[bongcouver]

11:16 - 12:10 sound familiar to anyone? lol.

[SavageVandar]

@bongcouver  Nope.

[bongcouver]

@SavageVandar as you were then.

[bongcouver]

This guy should review some HISTORY ! I'd love to hear him review some american foreign policy or battles from WWII.

[anime1973]

they should have also have seperated the jedi into two different castes. Knights, like Obi'Wan and Anakin and Monks like Yoda and the guy with no legs.

[anime1973]

the main theme that these movies should have had was having people come to grips that they might not be on the good side anymore. What started as separatists makes a shift to a rebel alliance. and what started out as a peaceful republic becomes an evil empire. The movie could have also done a better job showing palpatine running both sides of the war for his own ends. I know that's the plot of the three movies... but it's executed terribly.

[harold3456]

Why has nobody acknowledged that that crash at 00:15 took out a tower? Sure, it could be complained that that tower was manned by robots, but the tower could have just as easily not been shown at all. The fact that Lucas includes two Jedi smashing a building, and then does absolutely nothing to acknowledge it, really helped to set the tone for this movie the first time I saw it.

[VirDiligo]

4:25 It was well established in the second movie that Padmé doesn't care about her own safety (for refusing to have a security camera in her room after being victim of several assassination attempts, for example) but in this movie it is shown that she doesn't give a crap about her baby's safety either. She just stands there in the balcony where anyone can shoot her.

Why would Anakin want to save this irresponsible bitch from dying during child birth, again?

[RevanGabriel]

@nuclearbugman Ahh no, actually I don't like the Clone Wars but I think Plinketts suggestion is even more lame. Your lashing out at me because I dont like RLM suggestion? Grow up.

[nuclearbugman]

@RevanGabriel Out of sheer interest, what would you have them do?

[mev186]

@RevanGabriel I disagree, It makes much more sense than what we got.

[AkimboLizard]

@RevanGabriel better than what we have now

[wolfwing1]

you bring up one big issue I have with the movies, majority of those killed don't count, either robots or clones outside of main charecters.

[ChaosSpider]

that's the clone wars i wanted, or thought about. 03:20

[smartass250]

some of the what if are more opertunitys he whas waiting for themm or if thay di,nt go exactly as plan he still could wait he did sent danger in him.he already hade to much power maybe there werent many more hide out &primordel earth whas the last place to expect them

[smartass250]

maybe he fund an emty feald.watch all these movie from fedration manecy to return of the jedie i liked obi wand.another happy landing whas sarcasm.jedie were supost to protect the galixie your scrip would not explane why the jedie were wiped out&why the there all humans&have all agen yous your imagention a world with no freespeach propaganda is main streem serten place,es under matchal law the astaplishment favors the only power full starwar is about real problems in fictional senarels

[discoandherpes]

The Puffy monster face always bothered me.

[BetaMARS2]

Freaking hilarious

[Hakim12344]

My last name is Muustafa

[OhManTFE]

03;20 Hey! That's from that mirror universe episode of ENTERPRISE! Star Trekgasm!!! *Ahem* Please continue.

[P0dex]

@OhManTFE It is actually originally from a Star Trek Voyager episode called Dragon's Teeth. You can see the trailer of this episode here: watch?v=Xt4qgboaTaE

They reused that bit in those mirror universe episodes of Enterprise.

[pnggolfer9]

Holy Shit! Spotted cow!!!!!! Apparently Plinkett is in Wisconsin. Spotted Cow, the fucking best beer around.

[2jzdashgte]

I like the fact that the background music features rap traxx artists. lol

[TwiIight0ne]

"Every character is dumb. But who's the dumbest? Let's find out."

[kristian9010]

twinkies..... i like to fuck my cat whaaaaaa?

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

STOP ASKING ME WHO AM!!!

[DirectionD]

I really loved your alternative story-line for the Star Wars prequels! (Starting from 3:23) It's really unfortunate that George didn't think the same way.

[ubergo]

... And Palpatine becomes Scrotor from "This Island Earth".

[flaminpi3]

5:00 He's drinking New Glarus Spotted Cow! Great beer choice!

[tomas19924]

betweene kotor and swtor i think it is 1,000 years

[xyxlegalpizzaxyx]

@tomas19924 300

[maximumwangchung]

shitzillion dollars made me laugh dr pepper out my nose damnit...

[3andathumbdowm]

ITS A GOOD THING THEY DIDNT CRASH INTO A SPACE ORPHANAGEEEEEEEEEEE

[williams411]

"Look at my face, would this face lie to you?"

[couldntcomeupnuthin]

Why were they losing there ability to use the force? That's never explained.

[BloodSportA2]

@couldntcomeupnuthin Palpatine was clouding their connection with the force, apparently, so he could remain undetected. Because....he can do that.

[insaneapples]

@BloodSportA2 Conveniently, of course.

[Fubarisalmostgood]

the cat that he is f*cking is probably Fritz the Cat

[harold3456]

"Another happy landing".

I was only 13 years old when I first saw this movie, and at the time I was obsessed with the prequels, and even I wondered whether or not there were people in that air control tower!

[topperheartramada]

Who is paying Plinkett to advertise for their holiday destinations?

[zachzilla26]

HEY PLINKETT, THERES ALONG TIME PERIOD BETWEEN REVENGE AND HOPE, SO BY THOUSAND YEARS AND GENERATIONS, THEY WERE KEEPING COTINU...oh wait he's joking, never mind.

[TwiIight0ne]

@zachzilla26 Wait, what time period? Luke is born at the end of Reveng of the Sith, in A New Hope he is around 18-20.

[zachzilla26]

@TwiIight0ne Okay, heres whats Happening. Plinkett asked that obi wan in IV said "Over a thousand Generations the Jedi knights were the Guardians of Peace." Plinkett said "How can it be Thousands of years if theres 20 years between III and IV?".

But heres the thing. The Jedi have been around for even longer than that. he's obviously never played KOTOR.

[chosentonessournotes]

@zachzilla26 Again, WHY DO YOU NEED TO PLAY GAMES/READ NOVELS/COMICS/ETC IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON IN A FUCKING MOVIE?!

[zachzilla26]

@chosentonessournotes Because, some Things they talk about in the movie, refer to them.

Oh by the way: CAPS LOCK=*facepalm*.

I had to do that.

[chosentonessournotes]

@zachzilla26 You're entirely missing the point. When you put a film like this into theaters, you're trying to appeal to a wide audience, and not just the 5-15% of people who follow the novelizations/comics/etc. When creating a film like this, it should be able to stand on it's own. You shouldn't need a vast knowledge of the expanded universe.

[zachzilla26]

@chosentonessournotes Well, if you want more knowledge than what they give you, then learn about the EU.

[chosentonessournotes]

@zachzilla26 That's the dumbest fucking analogy I've ever heard. Astronomy may be a universally accepted fact, while the Shadows of the Empire comic may not be.

[zachzilla26]

@chosentonessournotes It's like making a movie about Astronomy. If something doesn't make sense, look it up.

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@zachzilla26 These movies fucking suck.

Fuck it, caps-lock-rage is absolutely justified here, considering your defence of these terrible movies....

THESE MOVIES FUCKING SUCK!!!

Grow up and admit it.

They are terrible. They are not Star Wars.

[zachzilla26]

@GreatScottPilgrimage Thats your opinion, Bitch.

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@zachzilla26 I bet you love the special editions too. 'tard.

[zachzilla26]

@GreatScottPilgrimage You Bet, Fag.

[zachzilla26]

@GreatScottPilgrimage Except the originals are better.

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@zachzilla26 "You bet, fag. Except the originals are better."

Way to backtrack in a desperate attempt to prevent yourself from showing everybody how fucking stoopid you are.

[zachzilla26]

@GreatScottPilgrimage Says the guy who can't spell Stupid.

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@zachzilla26 Only you failed the exact moment you tried to defend these fucking shit films.

[zachzilla26]

@GreatScottPilgrimage I failed? And You didn't? All you're doing is insulting me. Just because I like something.

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@zachzilla26 You're absolutely right. The prequels are awesome.

[zachzilla26]

@GreatScottPilgrimage Sarcasm?

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@zachzilla26 I don't even know anymore. Sorry to have bothered you.

[zachzilla26]

Plinkett obviously didn't get the whole "Plan" thing.

[superhuman295]

I have a feeling Grievous had no reason to be in this movie

[sec0ndevolution]

"Bury them under the floorboards, Harry. No one has to know. It'll be our little secret..."

[saif0316]

1000 years for a republic

1000 generations for the jedi

[Malaikat31]

@saif0316 Actually, even in this clip Obi Van is shown saying  (paraphrase) "For 1000 generations Jedis have been guardians of peace in the Old Republic" - so yes, according to this, Republic is 1000 generations, not years old.

[Gantzer1]

hahahahahahahahaha

[KenFan4life]

6:21 ...whoa... lmao,

[topperheartramada]

so the jedis complain how they have a 'diminished' use of force. what crap! you don't need the force to figure out that palpatine's behind it all! a five year-old would have figured it out by now. it's not a question of force, it's a question of basic intelligence!

[topperheartramada]

i love it how no one can figure out that palpatine is behind it all.

[snipergirl21]

It just occurred to me that maybe the prequels should have focused on the rise of the Emperor, not Darth Vader. That way, it would have matched the original trilogy that showed the rise of Luke, the guy who took down the Empire.

[topperheartramada]

@snipergirl21 luke never did anything. his character was weaker than pretty much any other character in the trilogy. compare that bland kid to han solo, chewbacca, princess leia, or c3po. they sort of tried to add depth to him in empire strikes back, but they failed. he's just some kid who is a really nice guy and who keeps saying how he craves adventure but we never really buy it.

[ninjapirateking4848]

I am the 11111th viewer!

[svsguru2000]

The cat scene should have been longer

[ztunelover]

I enjoyed episode 3. I suppose I am a drooling idiot that likes lightsaber battles. But I will admit 100% that the original trilogy was better, and had significantly greater depth.

[VTown1989]

LOL! 6:15 He goes from Tweenkies to..."OH MY GOD!"

[Leatherbubba]

Why does Grevious cough all the time? He's a fucking robot.

[Metatronflaren]

@Leatherbubba - Actually he is a cyborg. He was some sort of....lizard...alien...thing..­.I dunno, it was never clear to me. They never explain it in the movie, and I had no intent on reading the books/comics, so I just looked it up on the wikis, because it looked odd that all other robots were mindless drones while he was self concious, and a sith at that(and only living things can use the force). So...yeah...that kinda explains the coughing I guess?

[b4ifly2paradise]

@Leatherbubba It was the result of a fight he had with Mace Windu. George Lucas said something about it during the film commentary or in other articles. Trivia: When you hear him cough in the film, it's George coughing as apparently he had a cold during film.

[zachzilla26]

@Leatherbubba He's a Cyborg. He's Palpatines Guinea pig for Making Living beings into robots. Mace Windu, in the Clone Wars Cartoon, rip some parts off of him, and he started coughing

[sebashero1995]

@ShadowACS @kungfujesus @rando12 Its because the republic did existed for a lo more time, but thousand years before movies the sith attacked them again and there was a huge war, thats why they say that it has been inaltered in a 1000 years :P

[Joebo3]

@sebashero1995 huh? your bad grammar really makes your message unclear

[rando12]

About the "thousand years" vs. "thousand generations" dilemma:

The Republic has stood for a thousand years.

The Jedi have existed for a thousand generations.

Just throwing this out there.

[ShadowACS]

@rando12 Not true. The original line was "The Jedi have been the guardians of the Republic for a thousand generations."

Think it over.

[rando12]

@ShadowACS and @kungfujesus I watched the scene again... you're right. I can't believe I didn't catch that. B|

Every attempt I make to rationalize these films is futile. Oh well...

[kungfujesus]

@rando12 He said they guarded the REPUBLIC (which is only a thousand years old) for a thousand generations.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

[JACgaming69]

i never got my pizza roll....

[a5noble2]

He's drinking Spotted Cow... he's from Janesville! Email me some spotted cow please... and a pizza roll

[suzgoldson]

at the beginning it says a long time ago so ow could chancellor pal patine be voted in 3096..

[chibears26]

Well every president since JFK has been outright lying to the country and the world and getting away with it, right now today 9/11 first responder heroes have all been put on terrorist watch lists and banned from 9/11 anniversary ceremonies and are members of al-Qaeda because the government says so, so its believable Palpatine can get away with it when leaders are getting away with even more ridiculous lies in real life

[chibears26]

11:18-12:25 LMFAO!

[MultiDirkadirka]

I have a pair of pantaloons for you...to wear...they're stylish

[marvelbrothers]

oh my god you solved the trilogy

[imjustsomeguy72]

"Obi Wan is a stupid asshole idiot head"

[Nuckelavee20]

yess spotted cow

[mrstcloud]

God his idea for how the story should have been is SO much better than what Lucas vomited out.

[cyanidepill1]

NO REFUNDS

[TheDevineBeing]

Uruk-Hai is what their called.

[Aquahutch]

@TheDevineBeing Please tell us you didn't really think correcting him was necessary.

[miniroll32]

"Another happy landing."

LOL

[TheodricLives]

Your idea for fixing the movie was brilliant



[Zanmatt2g]

I love these reviews but please cut out the little "side stories" like that holiday part...

[theshire2001]

@Zanmatt2g This is NOT Plinkett's channel.

[AzZa2289]

Would this face lie to you?

[bmh4d0k3n]

Spotted Cow -- good choice!

[stitch99]

That poor cat.

[DanielosII]

This emperor palpatine imitation and parody is priceless and hilarious!

[RizNJ]

I cant stop laughing. The General Grievance scene was classic.

[zzyzx0788]

"Stop asking completely logical questions!" Lmao. Gets me every time

[zachzilla26]

@zzyzx0788 I got confused with that. Does that mean that the questions he's asking can easily be answered? Because they can.

[zzyzx0788]

@zachzilla26 It means they're questions that any rational sane person should be asking

[zachzilla26]

@zzyzx0788 But they CAN be Easily answers.

[MrBuch169169]

- You don't have to know who I am, or where I am broadcasting this from...

- Where... are my PANTS?!

[TheOnly1Zalo]

@MrBuch169169 LOL

[CrimsonMaskHC]

mmmmmmm.... I like to fuck my cat

[BigCM06]

SHEBOYGAN REPRESENT

[freeman922011]

have u ever hed of sarcasm dumbass god i hate u. ur worse than confused matthew

[polosortsman]

@freeman922011 Have you ever heard of spellcheck, you fucking moron? How hard is it to spell the word "you"? Maybe you'll stop jerking off to Jar Jar Binks long enough to learn how to spell...

[Jman92854]

@freeman922011 Okay....