Chuck Norris once kicked a morbidly obese child into orbit. His kick was so powerful, the child quantum leaped through time, crash landed on pre-historic earth, and wiped out the Dinosaurs.
it should tell you that chuck norris was displeased with how he looked anything less than omnipotent in the film, and so hunted Bruce Lee down and made him pay
nah, if chuck norris was REALLY as powerful as you say, there should not have been anything left of bruce lee to find, and it would have been an unsolved mystery. but as he SUCKS BALLS, and is OLD AS HELL, this is not the case. Bruce lee died from chuck norris's sheer suckishness. everyone knows that.
Wtf? Do u know Everybody are saying Chuck Norris Will never Die, Well Prove that Dumb Comment Wrong Everybody will Die.But its Random u Can get killed or Old age other Shit.
Chuck Norris is such an joke...alright i get it, he is superior to everything, just look at the movie Return of the Dragon and you know his back hair is also superior to yours.
are these just sound clips?.....or are you using a computer voice ?....ether way the audio could use some editing.... some of the words have the same emphisis and there are points where there should be a pause when he just goes right into the next line.....other then that it's great....could stand to be a little longer....some more plot or some thing....mabey a clip of him blowing something up with a glare....
Sweet!! BTW i rated like 6 of your videos 5 star and commented on most of them ... i stoped cause it can get annoying reading comments from the same person all the time but anyway love the videos ill keep watching
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geyruto 3 months ago
When chuck norris dies it's his way of saying "Screw this, earth isn't worthy of my awesomeness." then he goes and starts a new universe.
TheSacredcake 5 months ago
chuck norris cant die, he is death!
jacknyc47 5 months ago
are u retarded guys? its a picture? and a joke? and made it to troll u retards?
iWuvLawl 7 months ago
no kidding it's fake you don't have to tell us that.
anko8aug 9 months ago
what the beep it's an assie mate?
anko8aug 9 months ago
that is fake
TheSpiderbat44 9 months ago
13k viewer!
How Chuck Norris can death?
EduardoTVideos 11 months ago
@EduardoTVideos By the strongest force known to man, he round house kicked himself.
megaleach 11 months ago
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God said let there be light Chuck norris said,"say please!" xD vote this comment up :P
reynaldo7496 1 year ago
Yea these Chuck Norris jokes are funny, but guys, they arent real!!! atleast not anymore, Chuck Norris RoundHouse kicked Time and Space LOL xD
marcho12287 1 year ago
Chuck Norris puts laughter in manslaughter
ThatBoyTLong 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is a muslim bearded commie-fag!!!!
kdc43 1 year ago
@kdc43 you will pay for that when Chuck finds out! Watch your back Chucks gonna attack!
salvadory 1 year ago
@salvadory Wow, I'm ALMOST scared.
kdc43 11 months ago
Damn, Canadians really need a guy like Chuck Norris.
AntiDumbassPeople 1 year ago
.... i think chuck norris is in my room ... O_O
Snyperwolf91 1 year ago
@Snyperwolf91 I feel sorry for u !
Valseagal 11 months ago
chuck norris will now kill you for impersonating his experience
Garftek 1 year ago
chuck norris is a texan, not an australian lol
Sidon35 1 year ago
dude do i really die from staring at him
CocaCola782 1 year ago
When Norri's pogo stick broke when he was a kid he just pulled out his massive dong and used that instead.
MITGAMESLTD 1 year ago
@MITGAMESLTD O.o...
haha10lolha 1 year ago
@MITGAMESLTD You a fag cuz U R obsessed with Chuck Norris' little dong.
kdc43 11 months ago
why does he keep whinking?
pkemr4 1 year ago 5
He has a pixel stuck in his eye.
megaleach 1 year ago 12
how do you do this stuff to pictures?
pivotedsticks1 2 years ago
CrazyTalk
megaleach 2 years ago
@megaleach awesome stuff you did here bro :P
Plavie22 1 year ago
chuck norris once shot down a german fighter when putting up his finger like a gun and yelled bang
supereric54 2 years ago
Chuck Norris once kicked a morbidly obese child into orbit. His kick was so powerful, the child quantum leaped through time, crash landed on pre-historic earth, and wiped out the Dinosaurs.
ThomasMoar 2 years ago 2
Chuck Norris got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee. Chuck norris has always sucked ass, does suck ass, and always will suck ass.
toasega 2 years ago
soon after that film, bruce lee mysteriously died. what does that tell you
chatmeister2008 2 years ago 12
it tells me that he was so extremely bored with chuck norris's fighting ability, he died.
toasega 2 years ago
it should tell you that chuck norris was displeased with how he looked anything less than omnipotent in the film, and so hunted Bruce Lee down and made him pay
chatmeister2008 2 years ago
nah, if chuck norris was REALLY as powerful as you say, there should not have been anything left of bruce lee to find, and it would have been an unsolved mystery. but as he SUCKS BALLS, and is OLD AS HELL, this is not the case. Bruce lee died from chuck norris's sheer suckishness. everyone knows that.
toasega 2 years ago
@toasega Well the thing is how he really died wasn't from a movie prop but chuck norris got revenge on him even though it was all acting
sephiroth7655 1 year ago
Everytime Chuck Norris smiles, he brings a dead puppy back to life. And death is the only thing that makes him smile.
KalasMibari 2 years ago
Chuck norris counted to infinite ! Twice !
talente07 2 years ago
chuck norris once beat a man with the man s own corps
aubie1011 2 years ago
chuck wouldnt sell his soul to the devil,he is a christian,its all over his website
skydude38 2 years ago
Because realism and accuracy is what Chuck Norris jokes are ALL about.
megaleach 2 years ago
Well, yeah. But did you also notice that he's Australian here?
johnball12345 2 years ago
f chuck norris
weeman7k 2 years ago
Like he does your mom.
megaleach 2 years ago
you mean like your mum does - but norris is overrated anyway
TheCheeseSlayer 2 years ago 3
If that what I meant, that's what I would have said.
Really, you think Norris is OVERrated, how can that be, surely all these jokes are underrating the true awesome powers of the Chuck. /sarcasm
megaleach 2 years ago
Oh yeah and you're not at all a dickhead. /sarcasm
TheCheeseSlayer 2 years ago
Good thing your opinion don't mean shit here.
megaleach 2 years ago
there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard. its another fist! :)
jasonmhc 2 years ago 2
Both great. LOL
megaleach 2 years ago
Wtf? Do u know Everybody are saying Chuck Norris Will never Die, Well Prove that Dumb Comment Wrong Everybody will Die.But its Random u Can get killed or Old age other Shit.
lalaken333 2 years ago
Don't take it so seriously.
megaleach 2 years ago
there is no theory of evolution! just a list of creatures that chuck norris aloowed to live!
jasonmhc 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is such an joke...alright i get it, he is superior to everything, just look at the movie Return of the Dragon and you know his back hair is also superior to yours.
IonutFlacara 2 years ago
His back hair is the source of his strength, like samson of the bible, shave it and he can be harmed.
megaleach 2 years ago
This is class love chuck norris.
CRAFTYMARCUZ 2 years ago
Thanks
megaleach 2 years ago
lol. good vid
vampirehunter33 2 years ago
Cheers
megaleach 2 years ago
how did chuck norris realy die any way im searous?
chrissnsmatt 3 years ago
The only way he could die, he round house kicked himself.
(If by "I'm serious" you really think Chuck is dead, he is not)
megaleach 3 years ago
I liked this. I've even checked up some of these. I like the animation.
GreatFox42 3 years ago
Thanks GreatFox42
megaleach 3 years ago
They say the Big Bang has power equal to 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick!)
Nice vid Megaleach, my mates and I at school always say Chuck Norris jokes out of nothing
Supersonny7 3 years ago
There are so many CN jokes out there I could make videos all day. ;)
megaleach 3 years ago
if u made videos all day, u would put smosh out of business xD
but... making videos all day would get boring, hell! I get bored making videos every few weeks!
Supersonny7 3 years ago
I know that feeling.
megaleach 3 years ago
awesome video
doorsrock1234 3 years ago
Cheers :)
megaleach 3 years ago
great! really great vid/animation. what amazes me is the fact that you actually take time to read and reply all of your comments. that's nice, man!
keep it up
kaitusunique 3 years ago
Thank you kaitusunique.
I enjoy the feedback and I'll keep replying while I still find it enjoyable. :)
megaleach 3 years ago
will i really die if i look in his eyes???
inochaser13 3 years ago
I wouldn't risk it.
megaleach 3 years ago
awesome animating man good work
acid4444 3 years ago
If you like that, check back in a couple days, I'm just putting the final touches on my best work to date, should be up in 12-48 hours. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
Lol! Your a great animator!! Plz explain how Chuck Norris died!!
Quackman24 3 years ago
Thanks Quackman, there's only one thing strong enough to kill Chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicked HIMSELF to death. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
ok?
1PAcouchpotato 3 years ago
You sound confused.
megaleach 3 years ago
im always confused but its awsome gj
1PAcouchpotato 3 years ago
Cheers. :)
megaleach 3 years ago
OMG! It's Chuck Norris. He looks super scary eek.
LitaTraciFan 3 years ago
I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.
megaleach 3 years ago
hahahaha really funny!!! how did you make his face move?
ScFilmuleteSrl 3 years ago
I posted a tutorial on it a few weeks back, have a look if you're interested in finding out how I've achieved this type of facial animation. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
"he once had a near chuck norris experience"
classic!!
lmao
graciebaby690 3 years ago
That's my favorite bit too. :)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
My friend, this was great :)
Tony
ti83master 3 years ago
Thanks, I appreciate the comment :)
megaleach 3 years ago
that was funny but whats with the whole austrailian accent? lol
lovelyfairy27 3 years ago
G'day lovelyfairy.
I'm glad you enjoyed the video. I don't do accents well so I don't even attempt it. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
LOL! nice video
coralia7 3 years ago
I appreciate it coralia. :)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
great vid that was halarious yeah i know i dont know how to spell
ty2242 3 years ago
Thanks for the encouragement ty2242. :)
megaleach 3 years ago
The animation is cool, but why the hell does he talk like he's Australian? And what he's saying is terribly unfunny.
xelmosgottagunx 3 years ago
He talks like an Australian because I'm an Australian and a terrible voice actor. As to the funny, well you can't please everyone. :P
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
How did you do the animation? You obtained that just from a simple still image???
Really nice done...
MikePortnoyz 3 years ago
Thanks and yes, this was done from a still image of Chuck.
As to the program I used, someone figured it out and commented in one of my other videos, see if you can find it. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 3 years ago
pwnageness!!!
gedlongbow 4 years ago
Thanks gedlongbow.
megaleach 4 years ago
are these just sound clips?.....or are you using a computer voice ?....ether way the audio could use some editing.... some of the words have the same emphisis and there are points where there should be a pause when he just goes right into the next line.....other then that it's great....could stand to be a little longer....some more plot or some thing....mabey a clip of him blowing something up with a glare....
shadow777 4 years ago
Thanks for the tips.
I did the voice myself, and I suck as a voice actor. ;)
That said, I'm fairly happy with this one and will probably continue with this style.
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
This guy will kill u....he can really kick ass!!! Even death is afraid of him!!!
This is fucking hilarious!!!
Nice one!!!
Now lets go check our closet 4 Chuck Norris!!!
oliverclozesoff 4 years ago
I tell you, I'm shit scared he's going to come for me 'cause of these videos... :P
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
LOL Why is Chuck Norris so superior. All my friends know. Im like left behind. lol. Fill me in Megaleach.
lol, death is scared by C.N. LOl
RandomnessAzn 4 years ago
Hahaha, just look at his movies, he kicks arse. :P lol
megaleach 4 years ago
lol. Well i saw a clip form one of his movies on the Chasers where he explode a car with a blow of his motorbike.
I guess that does kick arse. lol
RandomnessAzn 4 years ago
Hahahaha, that's a great example! :D
megaleach 4 years ago
And Took My Soul Back!! This is so good. How did you made that look so good? 5 stars!
0lli69 4 years ago
With the help of cool software. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
thx forbiengfrnd awesome 5 0f 5
orofan98 4 years ago
Cool, glad you enjoyed it. :)
megaleach 4 years ago
"saying, i had a near chuck norris experience" lmao! awsome mate, 5 stars!!
piratewhiz 4 years ago
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
k... why does Chuck sound aussie?
thekoolaidmom 4 years ago
Because I'm Aussie, and I suck at voice acting :P
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
Well done bro
rickyricardo123 4 years ago
Thanks rickyricardo :)
megaleach 4 years ago
wow... this is sure to be a big video... lol
teamuny 4 years ago
That would be nice ;)
It'd be great if it was featured :)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
I live in fear of a near-Chuck Norris experience.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
As do we all. :)
megaleach 4 years ago
A near Chuck experience!!!
lmao!!
I just love watching your channel...
GoddessofBarefeet 4 years ago
Yes, be afraid, be VERY afraid, pray that Death finds you before Chuck does. :D
I'm glad that you're enjoying the channel Goddess, It's viewers like yourself that make it worth the effort. ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
lmmfao hes such an idiot lmao love the spoofs on chuck oh yea anf uh .....FIRST
5 stars
JokerRose 4 years ago
Thanks :)
There's plenty of source material for Chuck spoofs, there may be more coming.... ;)
Cheers,
Megaleach
megaleach 4 years ago
you keep making chuck spoofs and angry aussie spoofs and ill keep watching them... and your kids sence of humor lol
JokerRose 4 years ago
Deal! :)
megaleach 4 years ago
Sweet!! BTW i rated like 6 of your videos 5 star and commented on most of them ... i stoped cause it can get annoying reading comments from the same person all the time but anyway love the videos ill keep watching
peace
-Joker Rose
JokerRose 4 years ago
No not at all, I'm reading them now, post them all, post them all twice, no thrice! :D
megaleach 4 years ago
lol sounds like your working on a dr.suess spoof next lmao
JokerRose 4 years ago
Hahaha, now THAT may work :D
megaleach 4 years ago
lol that wil get a definat 5 stars from me ha ha
JokerRose 4 years ago
I already have an idea forming...
megaleach 4 years ago
Sweet!!!!!
JokerRose 4 years ago
Green eggs and ham...why, that sounds like spam! Spinning eyes and grizzled teeth...now, that's a cat I'd like to meeth...
Geat vid M!
truths33k9r 4 years ago
Hahaha. :D
Nicely done.
megaleach 4 years ago