Microsoft Surface Teaser

[Ftheebeep]

Imagine that getting a blue screen of death.

[iWorld00]

what happens if water falls over the surface?

[CraneTrain18]

@iWorld00 its gorilla glass, liquid and scratch proof

[TheUserDead]

мда конечно прикольно и коечто мне понравилось но идея очень недоработана, скажем так ужастно недоработана, я не видел окон привычного интерфейса, да конечно я за то чтоб был иной интерфейс но он мне не нравиться так не ощущатеься многозадачность, да и както медленнно все

[smithcruise2222]

it's real name is...

Big Ass Table™

[bichokrdoso]

Once this is out on the market, a cracked surface-version of OS X will come out in no time.

[CutiayRoslynaj519]

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[EliteXOspartaOX]

20 Ipads glued together with custom operating system

[adheeshz]

Sick, but its 2010 now! & none of this shit is out yet!

[archangelsean]

@adheeshz you will find it is, if you live in the uk, go to manchester city centre, the city information centre, they have EIGHT of these to map the entire city, and they got ms virtual earth lols

[WhatItdo9572]

If they can make this into a Wall Surface.....it wuld be better 

[Mentocthemindtaker]

Well, did some research (obviously unlike any other person that commented) and found out that it's already out for businesses and developers only. Consumer versions are not available. Dammit.

I was really hoping to get this as my coffee table for my new house. *sigh* never mind...maybe I could register a business to get a taxID# then buy one and fold the business...

[TheAvery86]

I would like it if it had a true OS

[hunter101sgames]

i wonder what would happen if you put on iphone on it....

[hotdog782]

I AM SOO GOING TO BUY IT!

[elizar022006]

pootang ina.... sombra na toh! ^.~

[xjholidayx]

Who do they plan on selling this to? Its obviously not consumer level.

[cokacutter]

i think i saw this b4 war a japanese guy put a sd card on the table and all the pictures poped up... lol ittle never happen or ill never be able to afford it

[Virginityrocks]

Touchscreens are so lame. They're neat, but they're less practical than a mouse.

[pascbjumper2]

I disagree. Often, they do make life a lot easier, though on a desktop computer, there's next to no point. On a laptop (Tablet) you'll find them make things easier for every day use, but more so for business. A lot of doctors will use them to speed things up, same thing with some stores. Trust me, it makes keeping an engineering notebook far easier. Though in the end.. it's only good in certain situations, and often I'll just use my mouse instead. Though it's still pretty fun. =]

[KingofSenf]

you can work without a mouse, but not without a keyboard

[Virginityrocks]

Barely.

[twebb72]

Where is Chris Farley when there is a $10K coffee table in the room?

[MeleeVIII]

This is cool for in my toilet. Guess I'm going to get one.

[kevinklinkmuller]

look how laggy it is!

1:05

[corruptionCOLBY]

Wow, I remember seeing this like 3 years ago. It's probably NEVER gonna come out.

[kevinklinkmuller]

its already out

[clasenanthony]

Wait a few years !

Damn imagine what it will be in the future like in 2020 !

[kikelodion17]

there wont be 2010 it goes until 2012 according to to most perfects astronomies on the world which are or were the mayas

[Ericsclassvideos]

The world will not end in 2012. There's no evidence what so ever, and this is just like all the other crazy religious beliefs.

Oh, by the way, "most perfects astronomies"? Nice spelling dumb ass. It's stupid people, like you, that hold the human race back.

[badsaddamdotnet]

Actually nasa did release a doco on why the mayans predicted this event its purely astrological.

[rabbit929]

Idk how old you are, or ignorant of the fact that this exact same belief of "the end of the world" was also brought up in:

1932, 1941, 1947, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1981, 1989, 1993, 1996, 2000, and 2004.

hmm... alotta failed attempts dont you agree?

[maticoff]

I WANT ONE SO BAD!!!

[TwoThirdsPi]

Got 10,000 dollars?

[TheBostonterrierMino]

@TwoThirdsPi sorry it 12000 bucks

[AbsolonMaycon]

Is lie

[gokusupersaiyan14]

No, it is true but it is truly an expensive computer

10000$ but if you live in europe like me you need another $2500 for getting it

This is $12500 which is about 10000-11000 euros

[sniperspikes]

who needs a tomtom when you got a table...

[lordifos]

It's a big ass expencive table i am never going to waste 10,000$ for that

[COHneger]

Stores/restaurants do.... Otherwise you waste 40000$ a year for other things you need to make your customer happy.... which was the meanung of this vid :) Still you're right no one just buys this shit and takes it home for fun :D

[BenAshton24]

I would just love to walk into a bar and set my mug of coffee down on a nice Blue screen of death :)

[radxcore77]

ahahah!

[Vidman313]

lol, its like an iphone on steroids!

[sniperspikes]

lmfao thats a good one!

[P0IS0N]

lol, trust microsoft to complicate things.

[Kl1054]

how is this a teaser...

[DerekAndrewSimmons]

I want one!

[4dimensions]

I'm worry about losing my fingerprint someday in the future...

[andremacfoy]

sucks

[skinhead2582]

wow I'd love to have that!!

[Dr3amstate]

Seems like a useless piece of shit to me that's going to confuse old people.

[liersie]

it's a new step in technology

[SaudiGangStar]

how much is it ?

[sedrak]

5k o 10k

[SaudiGangStar]

i saed how much dose it cost ?? by dolar

[PaSeC]

around 10000$ i think

[cham608]

k means thousand

[Sophiailysm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

u no longer have to use ur legs, or brain!

just be a unsocial idiot!

[thexbox360player]

take that apple :P and sony

[natlinxz]

soooooo...what practical use does this have?

I can name ONE and ONE ONLY!!! Getting the blue screen of death in your living room.

[thexbox360player]

am i supposed to laugh

[natlinxz]

nope. I never laugh at the BSOD. nobody does.

(maybe steve jobs)

[okilikethis]

they used this computer in the movie the day the earth stood still

[powerfootball]

i REALLY hate mac idiots.

[TaylorSanchez39]

Both Sides of BandD

FASTLOVERFUN (DOT) COM

[sixtinain]

what I shit, I was looking a video by "bush irak"

[ambermofo]

what a douche.

[Wunderwoman69]

I think the Microsoft Surface has many exciting possibilities such as; marketing, entertainment, teaching learning and physically disabled, home/business system automation. The Surface's only limitations are those seen by the user! I'm looking forward to following this product!!

[kidcouger]

a $10,000 machine+vista=every mans worst nightmare

[jiggyman195]

yep

[Joshinator137]

I agree

[spungii117]

stfu ifag

[ProfeAndy1]

microsoft rulezz!!!

[riki66666]

microsoft sucks ass this will probly crash all the time the they will just ripu off my sellin servie packs to us to fix the problem and it wont do fuck all

[troychiasson]

does it have internet

[itsme4880plus]

big Ipod? LOL that rememembers a lot Ipod touch

[track5star10]

THATS TIGHT!

[Eweaaa]

yayayayayaya were going into the future

[africonaamericono]

we allready are it just america just have not been that industrail with it. have you seen the tech in japan? omg! we are in the future every tech have been invented but flting cars an to afford high tech in america you have to be rich ....so

[Tris184]

everyone is a DJ?!!? noooooooo LOL end of the world as we know it

[mdilligaf]

There are already way too many people who think they are, anyway...

[jwkramer61]

wow! can't wait to see a BSOD on that thing!!!

[RyWakie]

Is the blue screen of death customizable?

[pedropendooku]

I don't understand why you express your negativity about this technology, embrace it, we're in the future. i think it's awesome!

[TheLeardMan]

Microsoft are bound to cut corners so when its released, its gonna fuck up in some major way. Every piece of Microsoft hardware does and still does. I can see many angry customers.

[BhDogBh]

you must be one of them

[cardkoda]

Not really. My companies programming these things. So far were the only company in the world working on this and also on retailer of this surface. It is pretty fun, I give you that. And they have been fail safe so far

[partner56279271]

wow

[OMARORTA12]

instead of spending 15 grand on that table..ill buy a pretty good used car, and a iphone , ..witch is almost everything that table has

[fearbsd9]

the table has a car? interesting point of view

[spookygory123]

haha

[DementedLeeroy]

This is only going to be in hotels,restraunts,etc. But they said in a couple of years youll be able to put it in your home.

[cardkoda]

It will. Now it costs 10,000 in about 3-4 year it will cost about 2-4 thousand.

[didoishaq]

this should be in every home... its amazing

[didoishaq]

wow this is the beginning of a new generation of technology and multi media.. this product rock. this should be in every house/café and restaurant.

[hughie21]

yeah, if you wanna pay 15 grand for a table.

[thefargee]

Its not an Iphone, its a big ass table.

[smirenger]

5☆5☆5☆5☆5☆tars from: smi-ren-ger!

[matityahu007]

this is only gonna be best in public or if u buy it personaly just 2 play with but i thought it would be better does it even have internet?

[TeHeViLoNe]

My god. Some of you people are incredibly stupid.

" OMG IT COST 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS! OMG I CAN'T AFFORD IT IT WILL FLOP! "

This is technology that will be used in PUBLI

[TheLeardMan]

It looks good but you people are forgetting thats its made by Microsoft, and everything they make will eventually fuck up, I can see that drink thing not working and instead the glass smashes.

[generationutena]

lol, this is awesome, but a knockoff of gestures from mac laptops. so yeah, i hope apple comes up with the home version ^_^

[Taheelur123]

@TheLeardMan Fuck you buddy. Fuck you. Go back to watching buying your over priced Apple products. Nobody gives a shit about you or Apple.

[TheLeardMan]

@Taheelur123 Ooo, I see I bit a nerve there, calm down freak.

[Taheelur123]

@TheLeardMan hahaha. im just kidding. im just a little biased against apple... well not a little. a lot

[2154ad]

hahahaha

coitada da apple

ela ta fudida

bill gates vc sabe msm dar trabalho para apple

isso aeee

100% microsoft

[xXKariBananaXx]

Why doesn't it include traditional navigation and toolbars? Doesn't it get messy without them?

[domrulez8]

You have to clean it every day ;/

OMG IMAGINE WATCHING PORN ON THAT THING! ;D

Then you will litterally need to clean it everyday ^_^

[judahbabuda]

HAHAHAHAA! your crazy; i would tho lol

and im sure they will come out with some type of liner

[TheBassplaya32]

lawl like an infomercial:

are you tired of cleaning your surface after a porno?

Well now we present JizzWow!

[uranass122]

it's ok...

[KrazieAl]

Wow, just wow!

[J0RD2K7]

it dusnt mention anyfing bout the internet

[TeamTechy]

you assume if it can get the info of anywhere and everywhere that it is hooked up via future tech wi-fi :p

[Ixwillxmockxyou]

I like it... but it may voilently kill my wallet and kick me out to the street.

[den123mate]

what restaurant or cofee shop let people sit round these tables and put their drinks and food on their ? what if you spill ur drink? its not like they are 3 grand lol they are like 100right ? lol haha

[Saerain]

Erm, if you spill your drink, you remove the spill. Not sure what you're getting at.

[den123mate]

WOOOOOOOOW UR WELL SMART !

ok so if you spill hot cofee over your laptop !

ur just like, no big deal ,ile just remove the spill ! u dnt care about the fact it fuckes up ur laptop ? the fact that spills happen evry day,hour mabey ! and this rely relyyyyyyyyy expesive touch pc will be exposed to that evryday !

[mikeperson101]

From what Ive heard it has a 1.5" glass covering it can somehow read your touch through. There was no need to condescend Saerain, though. All he did was point out a question you asked and then asked you to clarify.

[latin35756]

its water proof

[JohnderSpartaner]

I think that the people from microsoft thought about this problem and the solution for that is to remove it like a normal table. Or it has an extra cleaning agent for spills. Otherwise they would not allow that ^^

[ISWfreakI]

heyyy...though most of the features seem stupid, lyk that Map thing, this would be a great asset to the home of the future...

but that $10,000 price tag kills it for me

=[

[etch250]

Maybe they could not focus on this pile of crap...and maybe spend some time working Vista bugs out !! What good is a table that knows every street in town...when its a table...at home..and you would prob. need the map when your out...

[joogamajoo]

lol :p excellent point!!

[igcibaba]

yaaa bırak yaa bunu da mı yaptınız aşmışsınız olum ama ben bunu çok önce düşünmüştüm

[MagicalBrownie]

This will flop. I personally don't believe they can sell this, for one, it's way too expensive. For two, it has NO new features that other devices don't have. An iPod, sharing photos, etc.etc... And not to mention IT'S THE SIZE OF A FREAKING TABLE. The future is small and compact, deal with it. I'm not a Microsoft hater, but they really could make a computer with those features. It simply takes nothing more than a tablespoon of creativity.

[Bassendine]

IT COSTS 10,000 !

[bougabouga]

how much will this thing cost?cose if it costs more then a laptop , why the hell would i pay more for sometihng big as a table .

[x0Bdonx0]

dacat...shut the hell up, your making yourself look stupid.

[biggerflexible]

Please don't play with pictures and emails on the table while I'm trying to eat.

[dacat]

its a load of rubish... Its a fecking table... Yeaplana a day trip and send post cards fo 10k ridiculous, just get a gps thing in your car an I phone, maybe an I pod and hey presto you got everything you need total cost and it costs 10 times less. Besides microsoft is against my religion.

[Hunkola]

This is awesome...it will sell 1000 times more units than the stupid iPhone....Microsoft kicks Apple's ass....AGAIN.

[Schwabby85]

Again?? when was the first time??

[cooltoo]

when it beat apple with windows...

but hunkola... it aint gona sell for a while... releasing price is gona be WAY to much (dont know if this is fact, but alot of ppl say its $10000)

[ribeer8]

with this, microsoft kicks macs ass

[jollyrodgerdvd]

Will we still be able to get the 'blue screen of death'?

[LyrumusX]

lol, yeah I was wondering what the BSOD would be like on that thing :P

[edgarin1994]

pirtty cool huh? but where is the alt+control+delete button>????

[Xazard]

Piece of poop table. Parody is soooo funny

[iamironman662]

just wait this will replace binders and papers at school

[wolfx23]

this will replace our school tables if you live in a technology school

think about it just dragging the files of your homework from your desk its like a table laptop!!!and all you would have to do is put the flash drive on top of the table

[tancerz131313]

Apple RULEZ!!!!!

[jrdn7730]

Not over this creation buddy.

[gutjssd]

ok  the way he compares phones is the most likely because they will have them at phone stores duhhhh!

[rajcso]

Once he punched out the map directions (with hand gestures like he was stitching upholstery), where did he store the information? On his phone?

[jwkramer61]

probably bluetooth enabled.

[jasonolsen99]

The order system - you could pay the waiter for nearly whole year for the price this is going for lol.

[Shmebber]

How can you buy a new phone if you already spent all your money on a computer table?

[wazzibaw]

if you havnt boughten the phone yet, how are you gonna get it to your house to put in on your table to compare it?

[metaragnarok]

awesome

[jefboyardee]

I buy a new phone almost every day, so this will help my days go faster.

[HP93PrOdUcTiOnS]

its a real thing its not a joke there WILL be a Microsoft Surface.

[TheDonJA]

there already is

[enkaperson]

the parody is much more convincing

[fixsoft]

it's not an iPod LOL

1) It's multitouch

2) It's not a player

3) It's big because they desing it like a TABLE, why you don't think?? If you read more, you can kown more about it. There is flat Surface for the wall too. LOL. I'm spanish... soo...it's for you: BRUTO, TORPE!!!

[yfw75]

look at the bright side if it overheats, you have a new grill =D

[oYoYebutu]

True! Never thought of it...

[67152]

The new Microsoft Life...as soon as you leave the hospitol with it you have to delete 30 gig of prebundled software you would never use, then download 10TB of security updates....Im in!

[Taboggle]

mac should counter window's surface with a new iTable or whatever

[BludClutGangsta]

LOL

m8 u made me laugh ou tload there lool

iTable lol

i c what u mean

[NKOWlifelight]

you never know, they might build the icar, or the ihouse.

[MasterX117]

or iLife asnd Micorsoft Windows (An Actual Window for your house!

[ThePassingShadow]

iCar is in production.

[b4LLooN]

lets just hope it doesn't overheat. :P RROD!!!

[blueduck977]

Mac is better.

[corebore13]

i want a big ass table...

[richienunchuks]

my printer drivers alone are holding on for dear life, how the hell are they gonna make all these devices interact smoothly?

[lolcomputerlol]

i'm kind of a Windows person myself, but wtf is going on with Microsoft? Most of their ideas are comming from Mac!

[princewillip]

"Sorry mate I can't come, I'm working on my table at the moment, my back and neck are killing but this new Microsoft word table edition is just so practical. Oh damn I just spilt my coffee all over the thing. Bollocks i've just wiped it up and it's exited my work document."

Get real guys.

[supdawg444]

do you usually spill coffee all over your computer?

[princewillip]

I don't put coffee cups on my laptop, I usually put them on tables.

[princewillip]

Oh don't I write great comments.

[bumblebee8022000]

and also the table isnt for commerical usage.. it's for organizations like the military so they can controls maps and informations with the touch of there finger....

ordinary home users can afford this stuff...

[princewillip]

no doubt they'll try and sell it to home users in the future.

[lubricatedgorrila]

wonder what it says if you sit ur bare ass on it