I like how the chase scene in Serenity - a film set around the space cowboy concept, has a hovercraft. It was still a chase scene, but it was consistent with the idea of the show.
I want to see a Plinkett review of The Last Airbender. However, he might not be a fan of the tv show. And if he isn't then there's not really a point. The main reason The Last Airbender sucked was the same reason the star wars prequels sucked. Nickelodeon didn't challenge M.Night's ideas and where with him 100%. M.Night got to much control over the ideas and sat in his chair doing nothing. He didn't care about the source material. But if Plinkett is a fan of the show he needs to review it.
I think a good part of the reason why movies often suck relative to their TV counterparts is because the studios expect to supplement their income with international ticket sales (which they know isn't going to happen with a TV show.) Therefore, more action and less talk sells better to an audience than having to look at subtitles the whole time. And when they do have to talk, simplified dialogue translates better.
I never considered any of the stuff pointed about the Argo in the review, I just kept thinking, why the hell isn't that thing a hovercar of somekind? Luke Skywalker had one for fuck's sake.
@Horoquin You must be a fucking tard. Half In The Bag is fucking fantastic. The only people THEY (RedLetterMedia is more than one person) are alienating are fat idiot retards who only enjoy one thing like you. Go die.
Something that made the movie simply not work for me is that Picard's clone looks nothing like him. I know one can make the argument that living a harder life can slightly alter a person's appearance. But it woudn't happen THIS much. I mean, aside from baldness and skin color, they couldn't have gotten someone with more different facial features.
@awsome3708 Meanwhile over in England, if you look up the catchphrase "You're SO Moneysupermarket!" I am sure that his National Car Rental ads will resemble Shakespeare.
Stop following the George Lucas path, and continuing your disregard and contempt for your audience.
I speak for most, when I say: Get back to Plinkett reviews, and shut down this bullshit, annoying "Half In the Bag" shit.
We understand that you wish to give your 'friends' some screen time. Well, you're giving them way too much screen time. They are not funny or entertaining. They are fucking dead weight and unnecessary distractions.
drinks tea, reads shakespeare, loves classical music and crazy about fast cars?? hey that's Patrick Stewart in real life just check it out. if it works for him it could work for anyone including Picard so your argument is invalid. Having said that the chase was ridicuous
I think it's a bit unfair to call John Logan a third rate screenwriter ESPECIALLY at the time this movie came out, as he was just coming off the Best Picture winning Gladiator. He also wrote The Aviator and Rango. so yeah.
Lore was great, and could have been even better with a good movie script. There's a lot of depth and emotion to the character. He's evil, but also very intelligent, and has the potential to really get to Data because they're brohters. He sort of cares about his father and possibly could have turned good - or persuaded Data to turn evil. There's so much possible emotional conflict there. As well as the classic possibility for the two switching places. I think Lore could have been amazing.
If your a cadet in some military trainning program, wouldnt you have short to no hair, oh wait were in the future and this is space navy. Wait mayby he got hazed ohh I give up
how about a movie with the Romulan Tomalak teaming up with the Enterprise against the borg. and at the end Darmok's people shows up and saves everyone. another movie could have had the Enterprise fighting the Dominion teaming up with the DS9 cast. Then maybe Voyager saves the Enterprise fighting that parasite species from the episode Conspiracy Theory. Then you could have the Traveller and Weasley arrive along with the borg Hugh and maybe 7 of 9 to team up and defeat... i dunno, Darth Vader
If they used Lore as Data's "clone" then they'd have to faithful to the story line and apparently anybody who sees a Star Trek film, according to Rick Berman, has never actually watched the series. Therefore, they should just make shit up as long as it involved the names of the characters and original actors and some AWESOME EXPLORSIONS.
I worked reclaiming an old oil site this summer, and we had an Argo in the seacan...it was worn to hell and barely ran. They welded a block on the gear shifter to lock out High gear because stupid redneck pipeliners kept bagging it into the muskeg. You had to open the throttle just to shift it too. The thing was hilarious. Seeing your write-up of the Argo in this movie had me laughing my ass off.
A million 'thank you's for this review. I agree entirely that it was "the dumbest sequence." (the 2nd dumbest is in Star Trek V with the shuttle stunt-driving into the shuttle bay).
Unfortunately, Star Trek will never EVER come back to the days when writing and character and dialogue trumped idiotic sequences like these. The best scenes of the original series ALL took place with the characters sitting around a conference room table in dramatic conflict. Can't have that today. Requires attention
They spent all that time in the TV series developing Data as a character just to kill him off in a meaningless way. I really loved TNG, but I hate this movie.
I agree, this movie fucking sucks. Who is responsible for this shit? I hope they're washing dishes in an Olive Garden. The aliens on the planet look like they just slightly modified the Rieman makeup to look like a different alien to save money and thought the audience wouldn't notice. And don't get me started on the dumb fucking buggy chase with machine guns that can't hit anyone. Fuck!
That shot is totally inaccurate, there's no way an NX-class ship would still be in service in the 24th century, let alone sent to a planet so close to the Neutral Zone! You should be embarrassed!
Space is big. The federation don't have ships EVERYWHERE.
Also shinzon grew up on a WEAPONS factory facility, that and he managed to take over the romulan air force (or whatever they were called) so they explained it really well in the story. bulletproof.
I could never understand why they never did Lore if they wanted to do a Wrath of Khan style film. You'd have Brent Spiner playing two roles and it would have cost less on the budget therefore and easier to establish the rivalry on a fan and movie level.
@gideonblackman Yeah really, and have even Q show up again, that would have made me more excited to even see this in theaters then some stupid Piccard clone whom acts like Dr. Evil LOL!
@gideonblackman Fantastic point. You'd have a real villain whom we already knew (similar to Khan) plus Spiner in two roles. Sometimes I wonder how these writers actually get paid for their work.
In fact, they could still have used Shinzon but then early in the movie Lore kills him and attempts to lure the old Crystalline Entity to attack Earth.
@gideonblackman Lore was a boring villain. All his character is just Brent Spiner hamming it up. Doesn't matter who you plug in, this whole concept was shit from the beginning.
@gideonblackman they wanted to use B4 instead of Lore because there was supposed to be a Search for Spock type movie where B4 turns into Data- B4 being an empty vessel
I mey Marina Sirtis once. i was glad when it wa over. Her Ego was higher than th room. Why, I have no idea. She thought she was the new Olivia Dehavilland. I don't agree with that view. Picard should have been made Admiral at the start of ST 9. Captain Data of the Enterprise would have worked with Worf as his Executive Officer. Riker should have already been Captain of another ship before the start of Nemesis. His ship could be called in as Back up for the space battle that would come. DULL!
Prior to this movie I don't think we've ever seen 4 wheeled futuristic vehicles in 24th century Star Trek, but here Picard is using one (explained as its being a "toy") but the mystery aliens have dune buggies too. WTF?
I like to add something about that scene where Picard says he enjoys driving.Ahem Picard enjoy horseback riding he even risk his life to get his own saddle so he can ride on a horse and go on this trail while he and his crew were staying at this planet while the starship enterprise was being qurantine.So yeah the whole picard enjoying driving is out of character.
one thing that i have never figured out about star trek is that, they live in the 24th century and they havn't invented some sort of Hair Growth thing.
Also a lot of guys shave their head once they lost most of their hair so that could have been the case with Cadet Picard and Shinzon too. The only problem with the bald cadet picture is what we saw in Tapestry where Ensign Picard (not cadet Picard as you state) obviously still had a full head of hair while the photo in Nemesis shows him in cadet uniform.
this is funny as hell but showing a 12 year old picard with hair does not prove in any way that he still had hair as a cadet when he was between 18-22. A lot of guys suffering from inherited alopecia lose their hair very early...including Patrick Stewart himself who was bald by age 19.
@sondano but in one episode of ST:NG they showed picard during his time at the star fleet academy and he had full hair, i don´t know which episode it was but i know it showed a flashback of picard where he was still a cadet and it showed how he lost his original heart back then during a fist fight and at least at this point he had hair, another problem is the rookie uniform showed in nemesis cause the ones in the flashback looked totally different, so much for continuity :(
"We're all supposed to scratch our thick monkey craniums and ask, why is Picard staring at a picture of some guy? " That is hilarious on so many levels.
I read Encyclopedia Brown books when I was a kid.
He proved an ancient coin to be a fake because it had "500 B.C." written on it. You know, because there's no way the primitive society could anticipate the arrival of Christ.
Let's say that Soong made B4, knowing it was definitely going to be a flawed secret prototype that could cause havoc; even by accident. Would he really name such a marvel "B4"?!
The dumbest sequence in Star Trek historu UNTIL Baby Kirk steals the car with the Nokia carphone and drives it off a cliff to get away from RoboCop McStar Wars.
It's also possible that they didn't add the scene with the picture of young Picard until after they had shot most of the movie, and they didn't have enough time until release to wait for the Shinzon actor's hair to grow back, or maybe they just didn't want to wait and simply went for it. I suppose they are on a movie set and probably have a whole room full of perfectly suitable wigs around somewhere, though.
There's a better example for the whole 'has no hair' point. In the episode "The First Duty" Picard talks with Boothby, who knew Jean Luc in his academy days. Boothby says:: "What happened to your hair?" Thus we have direct and first hand information that Picard didn't lose his hair until after he left the Academy.
1:50 Reminds me, since we're talking about bad movies, chew on this: There is a film called "Battleship" in the works, helmed by Peter Berg, expected for 2012, that is based on... yes, the damn board game. The Milton-Bradley "you sunk my Battleship" board game. No shit. This is the end of good film making as we know it.
@Victus6 We don't see the hostile environments because nothing with living species would happen in them. You want to watch people scanning Venus-like planets from orbit or something?
I agree about the Dune Buggy thing - the entire series basically revolved around the use of shuttlecraft for transport, so using dune buggies is a luxury that I would not think belongs on a military flagship.
I like how the chase scene in Serenity - a film set around the space cowboy concept, has a hovercraft. It was still a chase scene, but it was consistent with the idea of the show.
compwiz101 33 minutes ago
The whole reasoning picard has no hair in the 24th century is cuz he`s the man
MikDonsen 1 day ago
I resent the hair comment, I shaved my head bald when I was younger, got hair now, and will be bald again very soon.
MikDonsen 1 day ago
This guy needs to get laid.
WeezaY5000 2 days ago
I want to see a Plinkett review of The Last Airbender. However, he might not be a fan of the tv show. And if he isn't then there's not really a point. The main reason The Last Airbender sucked was the same reason the star wars prequels sucked. Nickelodeon didn't challenge M.Night's ideas and where with him 100%. M.Night got to much control over the ideas and sat in his chair doing nothing. He didn't care about the source material. But if Plinkett is a fan of the show he needs to review it.
KelanDWood 4 days ago
doooooont forget about us tooo!!
repzard99 1 week ago
I think a good part of the reason why movies often suck relative to their TV counterparts is because the studios expect to supplement their income with international ticket sales (which they know isn't going to happen with a TV show.) Therefore, more action and less talk sells better to an audience than having to look at subtitles the whole time. And when they do have to talk, simplified dialogue translates better.
ctchampagne 1 week ago
I never considered any of the stuff pointed about the Argo in the review, I just kept thinking, why the hell isn't that thing a hovercar of somekind? Luke Skywalker had one for fuck's sake.
drgonzo72001 3 weeks ago
Is he gitting paid for this?
Well,he should.
Cheburashka207 3 weeks ago
Argo is also the name of Xena, Warrior Princess' horse.
zEropoint68 3 weeks ago
@Horoquin You must be a fucking tard. Half In The Bag is fucking fantastic. The only people THEY (RedLetterMedia is more than one person) are alienating are fat idiot retards who only enjoy one thing like you. Go die.
chosentonessournotes 4 weeks ago
Wow! Brent Spiner got a little head in this movie!
RadarKat73080 4 weeks ago 2
Surely by the 24th century we would have found a cure to male baldness
alanwakeish 4 weeks ago
Doooont forget about us too! Lmao
knifeyboy82 1 month ago
I love how dull he sounds when he says Continued in Part 2/3/4
SamyLakhdar 2 months ago
"I'll turn your little man into a tourch."
charlesvan13 2 months ago
*tap tap tap tap tap*
..that's where I want you to look *tap tap tap tap*...and it's amazing.
Yeah. nice direction, idiot -_-
MrHEC381991 2 months ago 3
The sad thing is the audience these days really can be as stupid as these guys assumed
Frozone470 2 months ago
Bring your dune buggies and beer!
eloch 2 months ago in playlist Plinkett's Nemesis Review
Something that made the movie simply not work for me is that Picard's clone looks nothing like him. I know one can make the argument that living a harder life can slightly alter a person's appearance. But it woudn't happen THIS much. I mean, aside from baldness and skin color, they couldn't have gotten someone with more different facial features.
WastedPo 2 months ago
@awsome3708 Meanwhile over in England, if you look up the catchphrase "You're SO Moneysupermarket!" I am sure that his National Car Rental ads will resemble Shakespeare.
Ropponmatsu2 2 months ago
Gene Roddenberry doesn't have a grave, his ashes were launched into outer space.
theloopholeisntaahol 3 months ago
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@RedLetterMedia
Stop following the George Lucas path, and continuing your disregard and contempt for your audience.
I speak for most, when I say: Get back to Plinkett reviews, and shut down this bullshit, annoying "Half In the Bag" shit.
We understand that you wish to give your 'friends' some screen time. Well, you're giving them way too much screen time. They are not funny or entertaining. They are fucking dead weight and unnecessary distractions.
BRING THE REAL PLINKETT BACK!
Horoquin 3 months ago
RedLetterMedia - what music did you use for the backing at the start of this video? :)
LoneRookRS1 3 months ago
NOD buggies :]
HeatIIEXTEND 3 months ago
Tom Hardy is a cool actor. This is not a cool film. Utter cunts.
stevebritgimp 4 months ago
...I always HATED that damn dune buggy scene.
ComicBookSyndicate 6 months ago
"Did a fucking Kindergartener write this movie?"
Hollywood is full of them.
ComicBookSyndicate 6 months ago 2
i like to fuck my cat
cyanidepill1 6 months ago 4
@cyanidepill1 right im calling the rspca
GuitarHeroRockStar98 4 months ago
@GuitarHeroRockStar98 it's in one of his videos
cyanidepill1 4 months ago
@cyanidepill1 seriously? i cant believe some people
GuitarHeroRockStar98 4 months ago
@GuitarHeroRockStar98 his words not mine
cyanidepill1 4 months ago
@cyanidepill1 even so
GuitarHeroRockStar98 4 months ago
@cyanidepill1 whatever its still disgusting
GuitarHeroRockStar98 3 months ago
@cyanidepill1 if ur going 2 keep on saying that i will hve 2 hurt u coz ur really starting 2 anoy me now
GuitarHeroRockStar98 3 months ago
I love your points about the Argo and Picard's hair. These things drove me crazy while I was watching this in the theater.
vintagevideogamegeek 6 months ago
Shitzon put B-4 on the dangerous planet with them aliens with machine guns and tanks because it was close to the romulan neutral zone.
That way when he asked the federation dudes to send some starship on a diplomatic mission the Enterprise would be the closest one to romulus
Does what I said make any sense to anyone?
tsunamaisurfer606 7 months ago 2
what's the background music at 1:47
jsvette1 8 months ago
"The only thing spinning faster than those wheels is Gene Roddenberry in his grave." xD
TheDarkFrontier 8 months ago 44
"Hey Everybody! Let's meet up on the planet for dune-buggies and beer!"
PaulGrantDesigns 8 months ago 8
drinks tea, reads shakespeare, loves classical music and crazy about fast cars?? hey that's Patrick Stewart in real life just check it out. if it works for him it could work for anyone including Picard so your argument is invalid. Having said that the chase was ridicuous
sondano 9 months ago
the thing is picard isn't patrick stewart.
MrHoppers002 7 months ago
I think it's a bit unfair to call John Logan a third rate screenwriter ESPECIALLY at the time this movie came out, as he was just coming off the Best Picture winning Gladiator. He also wrote The Aviator and Rango. so yeah.
DoYouReadSutterCane 9 months ago
I think i have pished myself with laughing..
ododidit 10 months ago
Plinket should work as an anti-politician politician, asking all the dodgy questions that policitians hope no one else will notice.
seafireliv 10 months ago
What happened last time they found an android in pieces and assembled it?
"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"
I laughed for like 30 seconds.
seanThree16 10 months ago 2
what is that devil's mask at 09:19 right behind Picard?
TheSunmanho 10 months ago
6:27
it's basically a Warthog with a turret that only shoots back
trekkie117 10 months ago
"What happened last time they found an android in pieces and assembled it? .... oh god right." D:
verdigo1 10 months ago
Star Trek: The Ripoff of Khan
nishjaxx 10 months ago
1'29" I love the Starfleet Traffic Jam above the planet.
Are you guys here to check out the positronic reading too? !
dogdrovenorth 11 months ago 3
Am i the only one who thought Data looked really fat in this movie? Good lord couldn't he have gone on a diet before they made the movie?
stafflvr 11 months ago
Lore was great, and could have been even better with a good movie script. There's a lot of depth and emotion to the character. He's evil, but also very intelligent, and has the potential to really get to Data because they're brohters. He sort of cares about his father and possibly could have turned good - or persuaded Data to turn evil. There's so much possible emotional conflict there. As well as the classic possibility for the two switching places. I think Lore could have been amazing.
GrandDizzy 11 months ago
Jonathan Frakes was the best director of star trek. Who agree?
Freddran 11 months ago
If your a cadet in some military trainning program, wouldnt you have short to no hair, oh wait were in the future and this is space navy. Wait mayby he got hazed ohh I give up
NonstopRam 1 year ago
Damn it Patrick, save your driving lust for when you're a Star in a Reasonably Priced Car! (Was he ever one on Top Gear? I don't know.)
Vassalius 1 year ago
@Vassalius
Yes, I think he was, you should be able to find it on youtube.
coyran 1 year ago
@Vassalius Indeed he was. A few years back, but he had fun.
MegabyteUnleashed 1 year ago
Anyone want to see real smart sci-fi, with great plot, characters, dialogue ?
>Firefly, Serenity
hudson0815 1 year ago
from what episode is the clip at 8:39 from ?
LtBarclay1701D 1 year ago
lost a bet my ass. why can't people ever just come out and say the writers fucked up?!
benjatron1701 1 year ago
@benjatron1701 I guess we'll just have to ask James R. Kirk from Where No Man Has Gone Before
benjatron1701 1 year ago
@benjatron1701 I see what you did there.
shade881993 1 year ago
Even the first time I saw this movie I knew I could write a better one.
LtSurge659 1 year ago
hey everyone! meet down on that planet! bring your dunebuggies and beer!
startrekkin1701 1 year ago
how about a movie with the Romulan Tomalak teaming up with the Enterprise against the borg. and at the end Darmok's people shows up and saves everyone. another movie could have had the Enterprise fighting the Dominion teaming up with the DS9 cast. Then maybe Voyager saves the Enterprise fighting that parasite species from the episode Conspiracy Theory. Then you could have the Traveller and Weasley arrive along with the borg Hugh and maybe 7 of 9 to team up and defeat... i dunno, Darth Vader
kakashi76767 1 year ago
@kakashi76767
I like what you did there, lol weasley.
coyran 1 year ago
@coyran i was serious
kakashi76767 1 year ago
"I'm gonna ask questions gawd dammit." XD
nygma619 1 year ago 56
@nygma619 Lool, I thought that part was funny too. Is that his real voice?
delryn256 1 year ago
I always thought picard had partial alopecia or something
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
If they used Lore as Data's "clone" then they'd have to faithful to the story line and apparently anybody who sees a Star Trek film, according to Rick Berman, has never actually watched the series. Therefore, they should just make shit up as long as it involved the names of the characters and original actors and some AWESOME EXPLORSIONS.
jas16899 1 year ago
I worked reclaiming an old oil site this summer, and we had an Argo in the seacan...it was worn to hell and barely ran. They welded a block on the gear shifter to lock out High gear because stupid redneck pipeliners kept bagging it into the muskeg. You had to open the throttle just to shift it too. The thing was hilarious. Seeing your write-up of the Argo in this movie had me laughing my ass off.
ShinerCCC 1 year ago
*TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP*
"That's where I want you to look. It's Amazing"
garoux1999 1 year ago 2
Busses is misspelled on the casino wall!
specom 1 year ago
A million 'thank you's for this review. I agree entirely that it was "the dumbest sequence." (the 2nd dumbest is in Star Trek V with the shuttle stunt-driving into the shuttle bay).
Unfortunately, Star Trek will never EVER come back to the days when writing and character and dialogue trumped idiotic sequences like these. The best scenes of the original series ALL took place with the characters sitting around a conference room table in dramatic conflict. Can't have that today. Requires attention
60sThru80s 1 year ago 5
I haven't seen this movie (lucky me), but am I the only one who thinks Shinzon looks more like a bald Wesley Crusher clone?
PissedGrunty 1 year ago 2
Nemesis makes me want to throw up.
robbyart2 1 year ago
They spent all that time in the TV series developing Data as a character just to kill him off in a meaningless way. I really loved TNG, but I hate this movie.
arm8200 1 year ago
I agree, this movie fucking sucks. Who is responsible for this shit? I hope they're washing dishes in an Olive Garden. The aliens on the planet look like they just slightly modified the Rieman makeup to look like a different alien to save money and thought the audience wouldn't notice. And don't get me started on the dumb fucking buggy chase with machine guns that can't hit anyone. Fuck!
stimpp 1 year ago
Captain Picard is not gay, he's British.
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justinbellful 1 year ago
I like to think B4 is actually Data thrown back in time by the exploding Scimitar, a little like how the 1701-C ended up in the past.
CathodeAddict 1 year ago 3
@CathodeAddict that... is.... FUCKING PURE WIN!
quasiphatpaul 1 year ago
@quasiphatpaul Thanks man, it would also explain that silly name and why no one had ever heard of another Soong type android before.
CathodeAddict 1 year ago
"What- a fucking kindergartener write this mo-"
Fredcheesburger 1 year ago
That shot is totally inaccurate, there's no way an NX-class ship would still be in service in the 24th century, let alone sent to a planet so close to the Neutral Zone! You should be embarrassed!
spork24601 1 year ago
What's that arrow shaped ship?
Craydon 1 year ago
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cooldude333 1 year ago
"..Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned , Little Man?"
2:46
glamourknight 1 year ago
2:46 - 3:06
i'm loling! ^o^ u r a comic genius
glamourknight 1 year ago
What if that fuckin Arco tipped over during that shoot out scene??
asuch874 1 year ago
Dune buggy chase...ah ha ha ha
Khultan 1 year ago
lol.
Space is big. The federation don't have ships EVERYWHERE.
Also shinzon grew up on a WEAPONS factory facility, that and he managed to take over the romulan air force (or whatever they were called) so they explained it really well in the story. bulletproof.
StargateMunky 1 year ago
Haha you are hilarious! I wish I'd found your videos earlier! I sub'd
Danny77uk 1 year ago
Your work is genius. You have a gift for what you're doing here. I hope you'll do many more reviews like these.
ehwood99 1 year ago
dude if you did a review of lost I think that would be the most epic review ever done.
IGNsucks 1 year ago
@IGNsucks
I agree do LOST!
LtSurge659 1 year ago
@LtSurge659 That would be the best cause noone fucked up more then the writers of lost.
IGNsucks 1 year ago
"Are yoou guys here to check out the pozitronic reading toooo? How weird, so are weee!"
MarkArandjus 1 year ago 4
LMAO "what i do know is the only thing spinning faster than those tires is gene roddenberry in his grave"
Shaktard101 1 year ago 6
The dumbest sequence in Star Trek history!
dragonsflame35 1 year ago 2
I could never understand why they never did Lore if they wanted to do a Wrath of Khan style film. You'd have Brent Spiner playing two roles and it would have cost less on the budget therefore and easier to establish the rivalry on a fan and movie level.
gideonblackman 1 year ago 74
@gideonblackman Yeah really, and have even Q show up again, that would have made me more excited to even see this in theaters then some stupid Piccard clone whom acts like Dr. Evil LOL!
theblocksays 1 year ago
@gideonblackman
I suspect the problem is this movie was written and directed by idiots.
obligatoryobrigado 1 year ago
@gideonblackman Fantastic point. You'd have a real villain whom we already knew (similar to Khan) plus Spiner in two roles. Sometimes I wonder how these writers actually get paid for their work.
eepruls 1 year ago
@gideonblackman
In fact, they could still have used Shinzon but then early in the movie Lore kills him and attempts to lure the old Crystalline Entity to attack Earth.
LtSurge659 1 year ago
@gideonblackman Lore was a boring villain. All his character is just Brent Spiner hamming it up. Doesn't matter who you plug in, this whole concept was shit from the beginning.
lonstar70 11 months ago
@gideonblackman no clue what you're talking about
LMTR14 9 months ago
@gideonblackman they wanted to use B4 instead of Lore because there was supposed to be a Search for Spock type movie where B4 turns into Data- B4 being an empty vessel
gunsmithbasic 8 months ago
@gideonblackman
I believe this idea would have actually made a lot more sense because both Shinzon(for no real reason) and Lore hate Picard/the Enterprise.
LtSurge659 8 months ago
You're good, man... real funny XD
1925phantom 1 year ago
whoever is responsible for this dumb fucking script/film should be a fucking janitor now. i rarely go to films anymore.
stimpp 1 year ago 3
B 4, you sunk my battleship!! LOL
Barelypostvids 1 year ago
"Are you prepared for the kind of DEATH you've earned little man?" LULZ! x billion!
NoMercyJustCruelty 1 year ago
LOL @ Nothin' But a G-Thang.
R8erNation636 1 year ago 3
@R8erNation636 I always felt that should have been Picard's personal theme song.
EmperorofCartoons 1 year ago
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Your being too hard on Nemesis.
starwarsman107 1 year ago
@starwarsman107 This movie sucks, plain and simple.
eepruls 1 year ago
@starwarsman107 It's impossible to be too hard on this movie. It was Rick Berman's final middle finger to the ST community.
fuguf1sh 1 year ago
@fuguf1sh Close, the final episode of "Enterprise" was Berman's final middle finger. This was just a big one.
IDF1987 1 year ago
I mey Marina Sirtis once. i was glad when it wa over. Her Ego was higher than th room. Why, I have no idea. She thought she was the new Olivia Dehavilland. I don't agree with that view. Picard should have been made Admiral at the start of ST 9. Captain Data of the Enterprise would have worked with Worf as his Executive Officer. Riker should have already been Captain of another ship before the start of Nemesis. His ship could be called in as Back up for the space battle that would come. DULL!
Roadracer987654321 1 year ago
A filmmaker is ought to see the aduience as 10 year olds...Not 2!!!! Stupid director...
DoubleDVDStudio 1 year ago
02:16 thats reaction just keeps gettin funnier everytime i see it
JayKaySpliff 1 year ago
is it just me, ir did you somehow get your hands on the Star trek online models for the ships at 1:40?
Either way. Sweet.
Spiritrunner6 1 year ago
@Spiritrunner6 That's from DS9. Fleet of ships... fighting against the Dominion. Pretty epic. Go watch it! : )
ThePolysyllabist 1 year ago
Mad Jean Luc Beyond the Thunderdome.
williamskidfears 1 year ago
Prior to this movie I don't think we've ever seen 4 wheeled futuristic vehicles in 24th century Star Trek, but here Picard is using one (explained as its being a "toy") but the mystery aliens have dune buggies too. WTF?
ScubaSteve1974 1 year ago
Pizza Roll Pizza Roll
lifeinpictures 1 year ago
00:07 THE GREEN DISCS
crackshack2 1 year ago
I like to add something about that scene where Picard says he enjoys driving.Ahem Picard enjoy horseback riding he even risk his life to get his own saddle so he can ride on a horse and go on this trail while he and his crew were staying at this planet while the starship enterprise was being qurantine.So yeah the whole picard enjoying driving is out of character.
RedCloude 1 year ago
one thing that i have never figured out about star trek is that, they live in the 24th century and they havn't invented some sort of Hair Growth thing.
samysasy419 1 year ago
@samysasy419
No one cares about bald heads in the 24th century.
GMLSX 1 year ago
Also a lot of guys shave their head once they lost most of their hair so that could have been the case with Cadet Picard and Shinzon too. The only problem with the bald cadet picture is what we saw in Tapestry where Ensign Picard (not cadet Picard as you state) obviously still had a full head of hair while the photo in Nemesis shows him in cadet uniform.
sondano 1 year ago
this is funny as hell but showing a 12 year old picard with hair does not prove in any way that he still had hair as a cadet when he was between 18-22. A lot of guys suffering from inherited alopecia lose their hair very early...including Patrick Stewart himself who was bald by age 19.
sondano 1 year ago
@sondano but in one episode of ST:NG they showed picard during his time at the star fleet academy and he had full hair, i don´t know which episode it was but i know it showed a flashback of picard where he was still a cadet and it showed how he lost his original heart back then during a fist fight and at least at this point he had hair, another problem is the rookie uniform showed in nemesis cause the ones in the flashback looked totally different, so much for continuity :(
ShadowBj84 1 year ago
"We're all supposed to scratch our thick monkey craniums and ask, why is Picard staring at a picture of some guy? " That is hilarious on so many levels.
Shalek 1 year ago
Star Trek is garbage.
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
7:46 Editor to Superman The Movie
MrDavidFILM 1 year ago
I read Encyclopedia Brown books when I was a kid.
He proved an ancient coin to be a fake because it had "500 B.C." written on it. You know, because there's no way the primitive society could anticipate the arrival of Christ.
Let's say that Soong made B4, knowing it was definitely going to be a flawed secret prototype that could cause havoc; even by accident. Would he really name such a marvel "B4"?!
likepolarity 1 year ago
The dumbest sequence in Star Trek historu UNTIL Baby Kirk steals the car with the Nokia carphone and drives it off a cliff to get away from RoboCop McStar Wars.
aperson22222 1 year ago 4
Whats spinning faster then those wheels is Gene Rodenberry in his grave..lol
SirPaFla 1 year ago 4
Huh. Brian Singer was in this movie. Not working on it...in it.
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erismo23 1 year ago
It's also possible that they didn't add the scene with the picture of young Picard until after they had shot most of the movie, and they didn't have enough time until release to wait for the Shinzon actor's hair to grow back, or maybe they just didn't want to wait and simply went for it. I suppose they are on a movie set and probably have a whole room full of perfectly suitable wigs around somewhere, though.
Shadowmask8 1 year ago
There's a better example for the whole 'has no hair' point. In the episode "The First Duty" Picard talks with Boothby, who knew Jean Luc in his academy days. Boothby says:: "What happened to your hair?" Thus we have direct and first hand information that Picard didn't lose his hair until after he left the Academy.
AmyBlueful 1 year ago 2
@AmyBlueful I thought about that too. The grounds keeper knew what was up.
hopelessone15 1 year ago
THEY THINK THE AUDIENCE IS STUPID
magknight 1 year ago 5
9:37 lol brilliant..... this guy is pure genius......!!!
timebandit71 1 year ago
Probably the first alarm bell I had upon watching Nemesis in theaters was definitely the dune-buggy chase.
The second was definitely the way they just nonchalantly re-assemble B4. Did these guys just forget about Lore?
gussiejives 1 year ago 2
the only thing spinning faster than those tires is Gene Roddenberry in his grave
Jkchunt 1 year ago
1:50 Reminds me, since we're talking about bad movies, chew on this: There is a film called "Battleship" in the works, helmed by Peter Berg, expected for 2012, that is based on... yes, the damn board game. The Milton-Bradley "you sunk my Battleship" board game. No shit. This is the end of good film making as we know it.
Draugoth 1 year ago
@Draugoth Hungry hungry hippos would be great though.
MyOnlyFarph 1 year ago
@MyOnlyFarph I can see it now...Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie....a Michael Bay picture.
Draugoth 1 year ago
@Draugoth Have you seen the Robot Chicken sketch about this? They're also making a Monopoly movie... uhhhg...
tornadomaximus 1 year ago
@tornadomaximus What!? A Monopoly movie? Oh my God....I'm reading it's with Ridley Scott, no less. I think I'm gonna be sick....
Draugoth 1 year ago
There is more caracter developpement of the reviewer caracter in the review then caracter in startrek.
The guy ass kill 1 first wife, met a young drug adict, kill her and her bath and now he'se homeless in a casino.
mitchtivi 1 year ago
Haha the "little man" joke is hilarious.
TheAle89515 1 year ago
How come, in Star Trek and even in Star Wars, every alien world has breathable air for any and all species?
Victus6 1 year ago 2
@Victus6 How come Picard is capable of banging every hot piece of alien tail he comes across?
AncelDeLambert 1 year ago
@AncelDeLambert Dunno, but I thought it was Kirk that banged every piece of hot alien ass he comes across.
Victus6 1 year ago
@Victus6 It's called, "Captain Kirking".
4104jake 1 year ago
@Victus6 We don't see the hostile environments because nothing with living species would happen in them. You want to watch people scanning Venus-like planets from orbit or something?
darthbandon10 1 year ago
im watching 10,000 BC right now and you should do a review on that movie cause it makes no fucking sense.
TheRealPrizeRebel 1 year ago
@ shadowhexagram
Yeah he loves cars. In fact there is a top gear episode on YouTube where he is a guest and drives around their track
lukeluzicka 1 year ago
Never thought that Patrick stewart was a car guy.
shadowhexogram 1 year ago
I love 1:26 to 1:49 best part!!!
Blopdomia 1 year ago 2
@Blopdomia
made me lol too.
hezbollah95818 1 year ago
I agree about the Dune Buggy thing - the entire series basically revolved around the use of shuttlecraft for transport, so using dune buggies is a luxury that I would not think belongs on a military flagship.
Moremooremore 1 year ago 3
Bring your dune buggies and beer!
cyberzonie 1 year ago 44
@cyberzonie I had to pause it until I stopped laughing after that bit, right at 1:45 I completely lost it.
Altherix 1 year ago