Funny Chat Up Lines | Basement Diaries

[D413373R]

i think you've given me a fever, my head started throbbing right after i saw you.

[XIITeMpAzZXD]

people call me jack but you can call me tonight

[Briannamariehi]

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.

I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

[raver4lyfe16]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

[OooSheeBop]

i've lost my phone number, can i have yours instead?

[MrJEWBAG25]

Do ye wanna dance??

Good cuz I want to talk to your friend

[walldermatthew1]

smile and the world will smile with you. just dont smile too much cos ur face will crack and ur arse will get jealous!!!!

[walldermatthew1]

fancy a shag?........... no, well do you mind lying down while i have one?

[charlotte1995ify]

i forgot my mobile number can i have yours its so cheesey

[TheLilstaaa]

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?<3

[TheLastTeenybopper]

My name is pogo, you want to jump on my stick?

[TheLastTeenybopper]

My name is pogo, you want to jump on my stick?

Do you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fertilised?

Sit on my knee and let's talk about the first thing that pops up

[XSKULLMASTERX]

girl i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the desk

[Howesy2310]

Hey girl is that a mirror in your pants becose I see myself in them

[pakes95]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven????

coz your face is really f**ked up

[DanIsOnFire21]

Your hair is fucking awesome.

[zozzy121]

made me laugh :L <3

[XenonDraco]

Bond... James Bond.

[wweTUGwwe]

Girl you must be from Tenesse cuz ur the only Ten i see

[wweTUGwwe]

Girl you must have just farted cuz you've blown me away

[wweTUGwwe]

Girl you must be Jamaican cuz Jamaican me crazy 

[TheHariboStealer1997]

he sounds like david out of corrie ;-)

[TailsDaShizzle]

Bed*

[TailsDaShizzle]

Nice shirt! It would go great with my floor

And u suit my ved perfectly :D

[MrMcdobby]

your eyes are lyk spaners coz evertime i look into them my nuts titen

[JDL3G3NDZ]

Hey, How you doinnn....

[gamerdude870]

ur parents shouldve called u jacobs...cuz ur a cracker

[Thenunsfromhell]

Who is that funny arse guy in the back XD

[2001Domini]

I knead to phone god because an angle has fallen grim hevan.

[2001Domini]

Do you want to get down in a funky way

[hindson87]

did you just break wind ? cos your blowing me away

[HaloReachUNSC]

Hey sweet heart that's a nice dress, it would look good crumpled up at the foot of my bed tomorrow mornin

[123princessmolly]

i may not be fred flinstone- but i can make your bed rock;)

[LifeAnchor]

If you was a piece of homework - I would slap you down and do you straight away.

[jo3d4ley]

are you from leeds?

[sophiahalling]

worst line i ever got was: "That's a nice jumper, did you knit it yourself? (it was a really horrible jumper, bright orange!)

[NinjaProductions21]

FUCK! Duuddee Hottt Id tap that;D hahaha

[ZoeBeez]

LEAVE ME SOME FUCKING COMMENTS AND VIDEO RES-No that sounds angry man.. >_<

So funny <3 <3

[TheFezzerMozzer]

i shat myself can i climb into ya pants?



[AmyKayCooperr]

are you cement,

because your makeing me go hard

...

is your name loryelle,

-because your worth it ;)

[DGrizzable]

hey is your name google cuz i got everything im searching for ;)

[sarahm219210]

this was well gd!! haha x

[FfionCatrin]

your really fit and have a really fit voice :D !!

[gelbot1]

(throw your pen close to them) hey could you pick up my pen plz and while your down there you mite as well give me a blow job

[CocoMatova]

i've heard some truely terrible ones, but, my favourites were ones we found on tinterweb in a very dull english lesson...

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag"

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"If you were a bogey i'd pick you first!"

hahaha :')

you are prettttty swish by the way :)

[nairncallum]

is your name gillete cause your a mans number 1

[GlennAston92]

do u do casual sex or would u like me to dress up? :D

[purpleangel199]

You are hilarious. I love your videos. :)

[you1stink1dude]

is ur dad a cement mixer coz ur makeing me well hard ;)

another

how much does a polar bear weigh, i dunno but its a good ice breaker

[thatGirlEly]

I love your accent <3

[jaygreena123]

do you know how much a polar bear wieghs (no) neither do i but it broke the ice haha :D

[LukeRitchieTV]

i lost my phone number. can i have yours?

and

do you work at subway cause you just gave me a foot long

lol

[sarahbrayford1990]

wanna go halfs on a baby?

( It took me a while to clcik on to what he ment haha)

[missgraceling]

have you got clamidia,

then can i have your number? ;D

(it works)

[missgraceling]

nice hair ;)

[sumthingoriginal1]

ha ha eh so do u practice ????/ being so beautiful :P

[ebbage44]

A Chat Up Line ... "How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh? Enough To Brake Tha Ice, I'm ............ Pleased To Meet You" !

[likeastar345]

can i have your number? i seem to have lost mine :)

[hodgy151]

your way to hot not to no me!! :) i have to breathalise you girl get on your knees !! and hey your as sexy as a chocoalate coverd strawberry-off role moddels - alawys works :)

[SceneKidLovesYou]

do you work on a farm? cause you sure raising cocks. XD

[ctefan1234]

ur fucked up

[watchthedamvideos]

LOL

LEAVE ME A FUCKING COMMENT! :L

[funnypoetbob]

Nice and clear tones, you did well, with a bit of practice you could become famous

[THEPOSHBULLDOG]

u like maths go to my room add the bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiplie

[THEPOSHBULLDOG]

put your helmet on your goin through the headboard

[IANOBOYLE1]

"im sorry can i ask you a favor?? my doctor told me not to lift any heavy objects, so could you come help me pee?!"

oh and another funny ass one is "i just shit my pants!............can i get into yours!?"

[LilMissLauraPrince]

The most cheesey chat up lines iv had are:

1)have u got i plaster i cut myself when i fell for you.

2)if i rearanged the alphabet id put u and i togther and there only two of them..

love you videos xox

[TiiaBabe]

Haha, I Have Been Told The Folowing :- 1)If You Were A Burger At MacDonalds You Would Be McGorgeous

and

2) Can I Stick My Banger In Your Mash

Haha lol x

[ARTxISxEVERYTHINGx]

fuck me or ill call chuck norris to orundhouse kick u !

[tazzybaybee2k10]

grab your coat youve pulled lolz and some1 call god an angels gone missing and did it hurt when u fell from heaven x

[ericaxwonderland]

fuck me if i'm wrong but is your name chuck?

that shirt is becoming on you, but then again i'd be cumming too if i was on you

[anaspana300]

Hey Love, do you give head to strangers? no? well then, allow me to introduce myself ;) genius. :L i actually LOVE your vids ;) xxx

[tiddles9810]

You must work as subway, cause you just gave me a footlong.

And lol at the Australian one, lived here like 3-4 years and ive never heard that. xD

[TiffanyJayneXx]

i hear this line alot

Hi How are you..im good thanks you....im good now your hear!!!!

whats that about...

[IhapenTObeAninja13]

wrong 'here'

[philosophygirl123]

ever tried an australian kiss? its like a french kiss... but down under ;) LOVE IT x

[Eleanwhore]

Baby Ill treat you like my homework — Ill slam you on the table and do you all night long. makes me laugh every time :)

[wellendore]

hey i lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?

-your dad must be a baker cas you've some nice buns

-can i have your number i lost mine(some1 actually said this to me haha)

[sloverclover]

my name isnt Luna, but i sure do Lovegood.

[brendanjohnl]

do u live on the sun cus u r hot

[XboxNerd1993]

todays word is legs ... so why dont you come back to my place and spread the word :L

[teganofthetoaster]

If you were a facebook status- I'd like you ;)

[AirbornFX]

Put on your crash helmet, Because you're going through the headboard

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

[RawwwrAlicia]

are you a cracker? cuz i'd love to pull you

i've lost my number, can i have your's?

get your coat love, you've pulled.

can i slytherin to your chamber of secrets?

here's 40p ring your dad and tell him you're not coming home tonight

i'm an astronaut can i explore uranus?

are those space pants you're wearing cuz your arse is out of this world.

yes i've had every single on e of those used on me :'] they only work on me if the guy is like really cute cuz they're funny :']

[hytuirj]

Christmas must have come early coz u were first on mi list - thats what someone said to me yesterday :-S

[livlikespink]

are those ladders in your tights or a stair way to heaven? haha xx

[glintbeetle1]

did u just fart, cuz u blew me away

[Neckeh]

best thing ever :')

[StrawberryLockett]

"i've lost my virginity can i have yours?" Chat up lines only work for me cuz they make me giggle

but this one disgusts me idk why "i've shit/pissed my pants, can i get into yours?"

[sk8erboy709]

im invisible (boy)

can u see me (boy)

yes (girl)

how bout tommorow (night boy)

[A40kchimp]

i'm no fred flinstone but i'll make your bedrock

[ChipChipBreak]

omg, you're northern. that's fuckin ace. damn i sound really common now. north woop!

[LilMissJiggleMuffin]

someone said to me, 'if snowflakes were kisses i'd send you a blizzard!' also someone said 'if i kiss the sole of your foot would you hop so you didn't crush the kiss?'

[TheFoxyKitty]

Boy: "You look like my sister."

Me: "What?!"

Boy: "I meant it in a good way o.o"

Me: "Creep..."

[kayleighsa]

your hair smells nice, can i sniff you? someone said it to me.

[mininova2k8]

is your dad a baker,because your buns are hot!. do u have a mirror between your legs because i can see my self down there later.

[IIaLeXxII]

Catch a goat, you've pulled

[mininova2k8]

hahaha lmao a think its get ye coat lmao

[ImLauradorable]

Worst one I've ever heard was used on a friend of mine...

Boy - "Can I check your tag?"

Girl - "Uh, why?"

Boy - "Cause I'm sure it'll say 100% made in Heaven"

or there's always

Boy - "Did it hurt?"

Girl - "What?"

Boy - "When you fell from Heaven?"

[kikino14]

someone used "did heaven lose an angel cuz i found it" on me and i couldnt stop laughing =D

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

May I bother you for a bandage, I fear I scraped my knee whilst falling for you

[jessicaa2212]

lmfao, omg, the other day so dicks from a rival school were all like, "hahaaaa, i've lost my number can i have yours!!!" 8D i just turned around and was like, did you seriously just say that? XDD

[shawnaleemartinez]

Haha. "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" LMAO

[FunSizedCharlie]

Get yer coat love, yeh've pulled. (H)

[MusicBonkers]

Is your dad a thief?

because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

[IceeQueen13]

Is that a Mirror in your pocket because i can see myslef on your pants.

or my Fav. If you were a McDonald's burger you would be McSexy. haha lame

[gengenm86]

I like the map one :)

And this one too!! --> I'm going to check you out like a library book, that's overdue. It's from desandnate XD

[philosophygirl123]

ha that was funny. Your extremely attractive. And have you ever tried an australian kiss? its like a french kiss but down under. ha. hahaha. ;) x

[gorjessprincess]

you look like you have been painted by picasso!! thats what this guy said to josie one time in bigfellas hahah the funny thing is...have you seen picasso's paintins

[itsonlykatya]

i'm bit flinstone but i'll make your bed rock ;)

[MizzKaattiiee]

I Love The Out takes On This :L x

[slaveofthedarkness]

I think the weirdest one I ever had used on me was a marketing guy:

"Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man could get." -Insert cheesy pedo grin.

Or even better:

"GET IN MY CAR LITTLE GIRL."

[BethaneeCakiePop]

D'you like sleeping?

Yes

Me too, we should do it together sometime. ;D

[zanessatilidie]

did you get your body from mcdonalds or something ? Cuz im loving it ! XD

my bros mate actually used that one, he got slapped ^^

[ChloeClassified]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

No, why? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Haha, Worst one.

[RawrLeiiLeii]

This one was used on me T_T

[ChloeClassified]

Haha! Cool.

[KiraCanFly]

Aw, where's the shoutout you promised me the other day?

Haha, I'm making a response, no doubt (:

[TheJoejonasfan16]

oh wow i got thiz video thing cuz u posted it on tagged on a bulletin but nice lolz ur funny

[NuggettsTeeHee]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Mike?

You know what would look good on you? - Me

I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

[EmoHazardAndCo]

If You Were A Bugger, I'd Pick You

That's The Worst One I've Ever Had Said To Me :S

[whiteytightys43]

it has never been used on me but it makes me laugh. so you use it when you get turned down.

hey would you like to dance?

(no.)

oh no you didn't hear me right i said

you look fat in those pants.

it's really mean

i hope no one actually says that for real

[bexandjessbaby]

Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.

I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.

Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!

[MissNatasha90]

love it xD

[hollyoaks7]

i have sent u a messege on tagged XD xx

[hollyoaks7]

no joke marry me XD x

[hollyoaks7]

its an offer ;) hehe xx

[1995sam]

Used on me.

Well Don't you look

Jizzalicious this fine day...

and then he kinda jizzed HA!

it was funny

[savingwillzz]

Hey baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock. [[[':

[BasementDiaries]

;D ;D

[hollyoaks7]

arrr i rli love u i rli do marry me hahah :P

[BasementDiaries]

is that an offer or a chat up line xD

[SkylineFacade]

Danggg, I really like your pants. But they'd look better on my floor.

OR:

GRAB YOUR COAT, I'VE GOT A KNIFE.

;D

[BasementDiaries]

hahaha !!WTF! the knife ones funny XD

[chaneloxo]

hahahahah..wow

[oreytlove]

ive had; ive lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you? and also, ive lost my number, can i have yours? bytheway; im loving the out-takes at the end :]

[CrazayEmoBizatch]

This was used on my mate when we went out in new york XD

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.

[orangesarah1]

and I've had:

do your legs hurt?

cause you've been running through my mind all night long.

used on me.

-.-

[BasementDiaries]

oucchh hahah xD

[orangesarah1]

it's funny how people say the stupidest stuff to pick up people,

and it doesn't work in the end.

its also sad.

[orangesarah1]

are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten i see.

someone used that one on me before. O.O

[BasementDiaries]

hahah bad timeess

[RAWRlaurennnnnnnnnnn]

okay, this was probably the worst...

are your parents jamaican?

er, no. why?

coz jamaican me crazy.

no. just no.

[BasementDiaries]

hahahhahahaha thatsssss bbadddd!!!

[Calli2468]

Well, I do remember my ex using this on me. I remember we were being all close, and in a romantic mood, then he goes and says: "Mm, your curves are like half pipes, I wish I had my Tech Deck with me" I do have to say that ruined the moment -_-

[BasementDiaries]

haha, that one had me in stitches xD

[shannie0800]

are you a parking ticket...

cos u have fine written all over you,

ive had tht one used on me b4:L

[BasementDiaries]

haha thats bad. what did you say!?

[shannie0800]

i sed... err yeah your not gna get anywere with pick up lines like tht :L

then i walked off (:

[MidgetWHITETRASH]

oh safe back in the game eh? nice one (Y)

the stupid one thats used soooo much is "grab your coat you've pulled" one of the worst ones man X]

[BasementDiaries]

haha yeah thats bad XD