The Young Chuck Norris Song

[HyperBowser2]

Havent checked this video in a while, 2 of my comments are top rated O_o I'm amazed, Chuck Norris most like me or something...

[AmateurEverything314]

Round House Kick (Chuck Norris). Death Hold Grip (Chuck Norris). Mustache Glimpse (Chuck Norris).  Tender Kiss (Chuck Norris). DUH NUH NUUH!!!

[beladder]

what would be, if chuck norris fights with his clone

[TheMariuanna]

Why is there only 1 video with this song on? and the quality of it isent even that good...

[ConyoDoom]

Powerthirst is the essence of chuck norris

[kcc1396]

I had a friend how said Chuck Norris was a wimp to me over the phone the next day he was found dead it looked like he was ripped apart blood bones and ass were all over the place on the wall in blood it said the beard was here

[RightTriggerGames]

2:22 This image is so fake... his muscles are way bigger than that.

[spidermangre]

60% of an average persons body wait is water 60% of chuck norris body wait is his cock

[karagz]

But really, last pic was an insult to him

[VitunVatiVille]

@karagz Absolutely! Chuck Norris doesnt look that weak....

[karagz]

I cant believe how much you overestimate Chuck Norris, he is not a great man or fighter he.... Oh wait someone is at the door and sounds.... Oh

[TheAbdielGomez1]

in soviet russia, car drives you

[Pulaski63]

lyrics ><



[TheDoglover23456]

zaraki kenpachi is the natural enemy of chuck norris

[TheWayne0777]

12 people have only a few hours to live

[Eyedol829]

@TheWayne0777 nope, they died seconds after pressing the dislike button

[ChrisCa1601]

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

[sbk180tr]

this video is most populer w/ 13-34 in REAL13-18. though still chuck norris does everything cool :D

[sbk180tr]

Can you add subtitles?

[DemonNaruto117]

@DuncanBobbyM they named a steet chuck norris but had to rename it cause nobody crosses chuck norris and lives!

[SonicMario90000]

Thumbs up if CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

[sonicfan196]

chuck norris fact genarator game v2.0

[TheExtremeTES]

People walk...Chuck norris walks over them :D

[GhanBuri666]

Everyone should knows this song!

[SkyrimsTheLimit]

chuck norris eats people who eat people

[MrSkynet999]

They once named a street Chuck Norris. They had to re-name it, 'cause everytime someone crossed it, they died.

[seano217]

@username28411 shame that black isn't in the spectrum of visible light...

[coolzone109]

@seano217 shame chuck norris decided it was there

[Username28411]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

[evanstone9]

Every night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[darkside101583]

In case of a zombie infestation, just say Chuck Norris in front of a mirror 5 times.

[Darkfeather21]

Chuck Norris is the only person not afraid of Riddick. Probably because Chuck Norris IS Riddick.

[Thebro4]

@Darkfeather21 Nope I'm Afraid your wrong there, Riddick is Chuck Norris' son

[Darkfeather21]

@Thebro4 NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Ksemko]

Chuck Norris can hear in space.

Chuck Norris can go in reverse backwards.

Chuck Norris can flip you off with his index finger.

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

"And he kicked and he punched with Mr. Bruce Lee, a master of KARA-TA-TA-TE!"

[MasterSword100]

@MASDERCHEEFOrigin master of jeet kune do lol

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

@MasterSword100 did you not listen to the song?

[MasterSword100]

@MASDERCHEEFOrigin maybe? or maybe

[markus45150]

if god can walk on water then Chuck Norris can swim on land

[TheGrider12]

Duck n Roll

[minhaz8]

Chuck Norris wanted an action figure, the makers all died...

[pack2500]

they wanted to put chuck norris's face in mount rushmore.....the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard

[MrSleep1980]

chuck norris doesnt use scooba diving he holds his breath, chuck norris can climb an electric fence, chuck norris has a 4th muscle in his leg

[Megamansuper2345]

If u don't celebrate the "Chuck Norris" day then will Chuck Norris kill u

[GodzillaThe1954]

March 10th is Chuck Norris day, if you don't celebrate Chuck Norris day, then your already dead.

[Divoto98]

this song goes when chuck norris pees 

[renzoaguillo]

@HyperBowser1 i have been enlightened

[renzoaguillo]

@HyperBowser1

thats impossible

if that happened dont you think the internet would hav exploded by now?

[MrLebronfan2323]

If you diss Chuck Norris, you have just named yourself one of the millions of victims..

Also you forgot these 2:

The theory of relativity has proven that Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday

There is no theory of evolution, only the list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live

[ekeb1]

Last time Chuck Norris teamed up wit Mr. T, atlantis sunk. Vin Diesel didn't join them due to all the hairness.

[7blueblood]

chuck norris frequently donates blood. just never his own....

[multiknan]

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the toilet toilet goes chuck Norris

[shuddup101]

chuck norris duznt do push ups. he doz sit ups, cuz cummon guys, push ups r soooo hard. o and he pushed the world down...

[Lancone1]

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch he decides what time it is.

[TheExtremeTES]

Chuck Norris pije vodu iz slavine na ex! XD

[xelentoliver]

Chuck Norris is the best thing to come out of America. Let me re-phrase that, America is the best thing to come out of him.

[robcat20]

Check out my Chuck Video... Guaranteed to make you laugh till you pee your pants a little!

[DrZillaboy1]

Is 1:38 a metal gear solid ref? :D

[cj2gers]

chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves lolololol

[sofusos]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[TheImmortalWeapon]

jesus can walk on water,

but chuck norris can walk on jesus

[diazangelica04]

@TheImmortalWeapon WTF?,,,DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU SOUND?¬¬'

[TheImmortalWeapon]

@diazangelica04 can't be as stupid as you

[diazangelica04]

@TheImmortalWeapon sure,,whatever..

[TheImmortalWeapon]

@diazangelica04 lol nice comeback, you're fuckin' amazing arn't you?

[Achilliez101]

@TheImmortalWeapon LMAO no you do sound stupid as fuck that was the worst chuck norris fact ever...

[TheImmortalWeapon]

@Achilliez101 wow, i didn't know that chuck norris facts were the defining factor in your intelligence. what a revelation. dick.

[rx882]

awww looks like 9 ppl are gonna hide in the earths doom oh wait they cant hide because there DEAD!!!

[xelentoliver]

Found this on another video... 'Chuck Norris once urinated in a lorry for fun. That lorry is now known as Optimus Prime.'

[Symmonso96]

When Chuck norris eats a apple he eats the core 1st

[Tibrinnyer]

Chuck Norris rulez 'em all!

[stok5445]

Chuck Norris is unable to "lose" The Game.

[BuckHeel3]

@ParryNormal 1:20 Chuck Norris actually won three gold medals. If he won silver and bronze that would imply that he lost, albeit to himself, and Chuck Norris can not lose. At all. Period.

[EpIc0wnagE23]

legend has it he also has a fist under his beard... no chin just a fist...

[Symmonso96]

@EpIc0wnagE23 you got that of family guy didnt u

[TheKingporky]

9 people are being hunted by Chuck Norris.

[XboxGuineaPig]

If by some strange event against nature, Chuck Norris would have to fight himself, Chuck Norris would win. Period.

[UNSCspartanLT110]

im getting my band to play this!

[UNSCspartanLT110]

thyis video loads fast because its running away from chuck norris

[ChrisCa1601]

They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.

[solcario2]

in soviet russia

chuck norris still kills you

[jackonas7]

this is what Tenacious D was singing about in their song- tribute, the song beats the devil! =)

[9909099]

2:23 LMAO i freaking laughed so hard at that part

[BrettMschro]

when someone roundhouse kicks someone else in the face it is referred to as pulling a chuck norris

[potatoelover95]

poor waldo :/

[SirArkar]

Chuck Norris and Mr.T once walked into a bar and the bar was instantly vaporized.No building can hold soi much awsome

[Airgunhunter2010]

@Grungadin i wouldn't say that, he'll kill you...

[shrike993]

@grungadin even when he does die the jokes won't stop, people will likely say it was just a man dressed to look like chuck or some other shit

[noregrets92]

@shrike993

or that he killed himself by thought alone but came back to life as god needed his advice again. he's now living in texas working as an oil miner. he just punches holes in the ground.

[Grungadin]

I can't wait til this guy dies and these jokes suddenly disappear. Like a world without lawyers.

[TheFlammar]

@Grungadin in other words stop being a hater and go kill yourself:D

[XxStrawberryxJellyxX]

@Grungadin Oh come now, they aren't that bad... besides, I seriously doubt anyone here truly see's chuck norris as a god.

[evilbishop11]

@XxStrawberryxJellyxX I do



[thegrayfox1212]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion was meant to be called, The Elder Scrolls IV: Norris, but nobody wanted to pay money for a game that would only take 15 seconds.

[asdfghjkl13570ify]

@thegrayfox1212 i think you mean you would be paying for a game that was completed 100% already there is nothing Chuck Norris hasn't done

[ChrisCa1601]

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

[FlareNeos6]

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is an optical illusion. His right foot doesn't swing around and hit your head, his left foot spins the earth so your head hits his foot

[zazzko5]

@HyperBowser1 Thats the size of chuck norris penis muscles

[thefirelord554]

@zazzko5 it dosent matter how big thay are its how you use then +)

[maddpepe313]

There is a reason there is something called, the endangered species list. Because chuck Norris loves exotic meat.

[BlackAcerZ]

Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on DRY earth

[robocop265]

CCHUCK NORRIS! once tripped on a stone in a desert, that desert, is now called the grand canyon_PWNAGE!

[P0PTArrtSxD]

Chuck Norris lost his testacle in a fight with a ninja. That circular object is now called Jupiter.

[djdragoneyes]

these facts are approved by Chuck Norris, so they MUST be true

[Revanaire]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[MrBlamAlmighty]

Jesus died because he thought he was more powerful than chuck norris

[Hagermanly]

Before the days of Chuck Norris, the ancient martial arts weapon was called a Nunbarry. Nobody knows what happened to Barry.

[awesomedude717]

@Hagermanly hahaha i get it! nunCHUCK. good one !

[ReptileSlayer]

Scientists recently discovered several million dinosaurs with their heads roundhouse kick markings. No wonder they are extinct.

[WrigleyFilms]

believe it or not chuck norris was bruce lee's student and bruce lee beat chuck norris in a face off.

the song was awsome 5 stars *****< stars 

[robocop265]

@WrigleyFilms - chuck norris rivals god, but Bruce Lee can DESTROY! chuck norris-PWNAGE!

[7bluecats]

Norris doesn't watch T.V. The T.V, watches him.

[Starcraft654]

Chuck Norris Visited The Virgin Islands On Vacation,When He Left Now Its Called The Islands

[wkarosta]

chuck norris have cool beard

[thatfallout3guy]

@wkarosta Under it there is no chin, only another fist.

[robocop265]

@thatfallout3guy - you FAIL! got that from family guy! fool!

[thatfallout3guy]

@robocop265 DAMN YOU INTERNET!!

[robocop265]

@thatfallout3guy - hehe...lol

[ARussianHat]

chuck norris once lost a fight to bruce lee in a movie

it was the most expensive CGI production to this day

[rudypoodoo]

Chuck Norris recently took a vacation to Iceland a few months ago and roundhouse kicked a volcano, causing it to erupt continuously!

[rudypoodoo]

Chuck Norris is the real reason why the dinosaurs became extinct!

[rudypoodoo]

The San Andreas Fault is the result of Chuck Norris having punched out and roundhouse kicking the California landscape!

[rudypoodoo]

Chuck Norris once punched the Great Mountains of Kansas so hard that they crumbled away, thus resulting in the Great Plains in Kansas that we know today!

[dizzleyourfunspot]

there might be "The Most Interesting Man in the World" with dos ecees, but then there is Chuck Norris with Budwisers

[Kevinsims22]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, that is why there is no cure for cancer. Because Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

[Wrilly425]

when the name chuck norris was going to be sayed in the song my pc turned off.

[ulpdy0]

this song is so true im 11 and chuck norris is like my hero! he will always live in fame, childrens eyes, martials arts, funniest jokes ever, and being the coolest, toughest, and just most awsome person in the world!!! BTW thanks for the awsome jokes!

[robocop265]

@ulpdy0 - OK, BUT U DO KNOW HE'S REPUBLICAN AND VOTED FOR BUSH RIGHT? FOOL!

[ulpdy0]

@robocop265 republicans rule dumbass, look what your democraps have done to this country, they make us look like a bunch of weaklings, are you an obaaaaaama sheep fallowing the road to the slaughter house

[robocop265]

reps. they help the rich dumbass! rich have money to get out of draftng, but poor people have to go and die ! and plus, and a republican (AHEM BUSH!!!) got us into a fucking war with iraq, lied about the WMD, and now he has millions of people dying and passed all of his problems down to obama and said, " lookit me! ima rasist radneck and i can leave all the work to that nigger over there in the white house while i go have gay sex with dick cheny and jerk around.....bitch!

[ulpdy0]

@robocop265 you are one simple son of a bitch!

[darthkimball]

Chuck Norris actually died 40 years ago, but death is too afraid to tell him

[ChrisCa1601]

Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of his diesel engine mack truck. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

[robocop265]

@ChrisCa1601 - LAWLAGE! dude, that was funny! good one!

[urla123456789]

Jesus is the son of God and the grandson of Chuck Norris...

[diazangelica04]

@urla123456789 you're just talking shit,,,fuckin' asshole

[urla123456789]

@diazangelica04 How can you conclude that i'm an asshole after a single sentence.

[NA3CL31]

Chuck Norris once walked on water, ON HIS HANDS x_0

[Lucayen]

@NA3CL31 Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land

[rudypoodoo]

@Lucayen Actually Chuck Norris didn't swim on land! He swam thru land!

[Lucayen]

@rudypoodoo Man, its technically the same thing. DUH

[TheHenex]

master of coratataty

[RHe5518870]

chcuk norris CAN believe its not butter.....

[K155fan]

@RHe5518870

wait, it ISN'T butter???

[TheTmg100]

who would win in a fight jesus or chuck norris

[TheBroadyk]

@TheTmg100 Chuck Norris obviously...

[PallidTempest]

@TheTmg100 one time i got in a fight, so i said, 'hey, wwjd' so i tried to turn the other guy into a fish

[NicolaScorpion7000]

@TheTmg100 well Jesus is the son of god and probaly chuck norris will never try to atack jesus

[ppppttttrreedd]

@NicolaScorpion7000 Jesus is dead. Chuck has no interest in dead pepole.

[NicolaScorpion7000]

@ppppttttrreedd but dont forget that Jesus died for us

[hengst43]

@NicolaScorpion7000  your mami

[NicolaScorpion7000]

@hengst43 stfu

[robocop265]

@NicolaScorpion7000 - you r soooo cool 4 sayin that. ;)

[ARussianHat]

@NicolaScorpion7000 why would chuck norris try to attack his grandson?

[pieman646]

there is no such thing as jesus its just the christians dont like chuck norris and didnt want him in their book

[amarillokid123]

lmfao! I like the red bull part

[RHe5518870]

when chuck norris was born the docter who slapped him on the ass never saw that arm again

[link39521]

HAPPY BIRTH DAY CHUCK!

[cluckeythe2]

Chuck Norris can have 1 lays chip

[cwestsupporter]

my guy, total rip off of a video that was a total rip off of an snl video, i guess that would make you a double fail

[darkblade8910]

If in some weird space paradox Chuck Norris was to fight himself, Chuck Norris would win.....Period.

Someone once told Chuck there was about 1,000 jokes about him. Chuck raised his eyebrow with such force that person disintegrated.

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes, and can win a game of connect 4 with 3 moves.

[kawz23]

Chuck Norris can Break Wind.

[FuckNewbs]

God said: Let there be light.

Chuck Norris said: Say please.

[robocop265]

@FuckNewbs - ....lol dude...just...lolz.....

[Metaknight2]

Contrary to popular belief, titanic did not hit an iceberg. It was off-course and ran into chuck norris while he was backstroking across the Atlantic.

[void7889]

2:24 almost made me throw up

[PolskiPivotMan]

Him is unkillable !!! Im killing him in Oblivion, using deadly reflex, but he, he kill me without head and hands !!!

[alfo149]

chuck norris is a new word for imortal :).

[MrMatrix2956]

Chuck Norris is the cause and cure for AIDS

[sebseb1]

chuck norris can play guitar and drums at the same time, using only a roundhouse kick.