Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist Official Video

[jesseboy429]

hi

[theonethatonlyknows]

Some people need to chill...This is just for fun! :D

[sabuncuhoca]

ALL AUDIENCE AND PUPPET MASTER WILL GO TO HELL. WHERE THEY CANT LAUGH LIKE THAT NO MORE.

[VampireObssessedgirl]

@sabuncuhoca not really sure if your joking or not are you serious?

[sabuncuhoca]

@VampireObssessedgirl ,i m just telling the verdict of ALLAH about you

[VampireObssessedgirl]

@sabuncuhoca still really not sure if your being serious or not but if you are seriously its just jokes if you don't like this kind of thing don't watch it simple there is no need to go saying stuff like that about Jeff Dunham and the audience

[sabuncuhoca]

@VampireObssessedgirl ,I DONT SAY THIS ,ALLAH SAYS SO ABOUT TO THOSE WHO MAKES FUN OF ISLAM

[VampireObssessedgirl]

@sabuncuhoca don't take this the wrong way but seriously the jokes are not making fun of islam as a whole but is in fact making fun of terrorists in particular suicide bombers and its actually quite single minded of you to assume that simply because someone cracks an off colour joke they will go to hell (if there is one) again I'm just trying to point out that this is not really about the religion of the terrorist at all so such comments are unnecessary

[sabuncuhoca]

@VampireObssessedgirl .IF THERE IS ONE.? YOU HAVE DAUBT? JOKES WILL INCREASE THE HEAT OF HELLFIRE. ALL INFIDELS WILL GO TO HELL. IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY MAKE FUN OF

[VampireObssessedgirl]

@sabuncuhoca ok its fine you believe there is a hell I don't ( mind you I don't believe in a heaven either so) either way I don't really think this is the appropriate venue for religious debate so hey backing away from that discussion

[sabuncuhoca]

@VampireObssessedgirl ,YOU WILL REGRET IN THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT WHERE BIG HAPPINESS AND BIG DISASTERS WILL TAKE PLACE, I MEAN ITS UP TO U. FOR ME THIS LIFE, UNIVERSE IS NOT REAL. THEY ARE IMAGES OF ATOMS AND ATOMS ARE VOID NUCLEIC CRUSTS. SO MADE THOSE ATOMS? STARS? NO THEY CONVERTED THEM. EVERYTHING YOU SEE WAS MADE OF HIDROJEN ATOM. BUT WHERE HIDROJEN ATOM CAME FROM?FOR YOU COINCIDENCE FOR ME GRAND DESIGN OF ALLAH.

[dustnut1]

@sabuncuhoca "HYDROYEN" ? lol

[dustnut1]

@sabuncuhoca out of probablity everyones going to hell.

[sabuncuhoca]

@dustnut1 .if you make fun of islam, what kind of outcome can be expected?

[dustnut1]

@dustnut1 nah. everyone. you, me... we are all not part of another religion. every religion is just as plausible as another, and every religion has a hell. i dont mind though. i heard there is cake. i like cake it tastes sweet because it has a lot of sugar in it.

[jessicapopstar79]

-SILENCE I KILL YOU ! ! -STOP TOUCHING MEE!! -YOU IDIOT YOU DONT HAVE A ASS Dx -IS THAT WALTER?!?!! -ITS NOT FUNNY HE WILL KILL US ! -I JUST GOT MY FLU SHOT - THERE IS A BUNCH OF UGLY ASS GUYS OUT THERE LOL! - I TOLD A JOKEE! " WHERE DID YUH COME FROM " - YOUR FREAKIN SUITCASE - HELLOOOO!! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN ! " KNOCK KNOCK , WHOS THERE , ME , I KILL YOU " - LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION - MR. HURRICANE ! -LOOK AT MY ASS IT SAYS MADE IN CHINA ( xDD) ahhahah !

[peerse1]

achmed: ok two jews walks into bar... *jeff: no no.. *achmed: what you dont like jews in your bar? you rasist bastard!

[bigsmallweird]

Orange: NE NE NE NE NE NE

Achmed: SILENCE! I PEEL YOU!

[BLKYN100]

silence!!!!....... i keel you !!!!!!

[rambox1999]

Please watch my videos. I make them because I love to do it and I know they aren't that good but I hope you will enjoy them!

[iLiKePlAyInGgAmEs123]

Dam It Cant A Good video have not have somthing abou fucking Justin bieber

[tijijit1]

What? You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!

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I would toss in a penny and watch them fight to death! I did the same thing with two Catholic priest, but I tossed in a small boy!

[MonsterCupcake99]

holy shiiit XD

[fishrage2000]

ur all bone

it a flesh wound

[chezman21]

silence i kill you

[ansesh]

i'm eating possssssy

[elijahanator]

Hilario

[GuttenSnorre]

The dislike bar is like Justin Bieber's dick. It's small, but it shouldnt be there!

[jusnaughty]

Lemme See ... A - C - Phlegm ... XD

[air2000only]

thats verry nice i'v watch Jeff Dunham when i was little it war verry nice

[mathieuallain7]

wath happen to my feet sonava bitch

[nelle332]

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!!

[GirlyGal1075]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!

I Kill you

[Ransiq]

Racist morons. Islam doesn't mean peace for nothing.

[SuperBebegun]

not really funny

[XPTSLegendkiller]

Are you scared? - Not really no

rawr, and now? not really no

how bout now? - no

God dammit, oh oh i mean alla dammit!

Silence! I kill you!@

[nektam2]

*random quote from skit here*

*comment here*

*ask everyone to "Like" this post here*

[eddiegerena1]

what type pf terrorist are u... a terrorfying terrorist

[MSTheSnowmanXXL]

you only are telling world that muslims are terorist NO muslimas are good people those terorist are from israel.And US have turned only their names to muslim names and now we are terorist and for that Bosnia and Herzegovina can't enter UE.THUMBS UP¨!!!! ZZZ to all. Allahu Ekber!!!

[nanuzsh1]

@MSTheSnowmanXXL listen i myself am muslim. please be able to take jokes. in fact, u urself sound like a suicide bomber shouting out Allah hu Akbar everywhere! whats the matter with u? u call urself a good person? learn that jokes are just that, jokes. and btw..what the hell is Ekber???

[ilusione1984]

@nanuzsh1 ekber mean the greatest

[nanuzsh1]

@ilusione1984 that's AKBAR ..... dumbass... and u call urself a Muslim! hah! u dont even know how to spell the most important thing there is to learn!!

[MSTheSnowmanXXL]

@nanuzsh1 i speak bosnian and in bosnian it is ekber

[nanuzsh1]

@MSTheSnowmanXXL oh ok, sorry my bad.

[MSTheSnowmanXXL]

@nanuzsh1 no im a bosnian but they wont tu turn us to terrorists dont u understand man and Ekber means biggest

[nanuzsh1]

@MSTheSnowmanXXL actually i think it means Greatest....

[Dimitrius1978]

shit

[Leonatoris]

¡QUÉ GRACIOSO! ¡ME HE REÍDO MUCHO! PIENSO QUE TAMBIÉN DEBERÍAN CREAR UN PERSONAJE BASADO EN UN JUDÍO MUERTO EN EL HOLOCAUSTO EN UN HORNO CREMATORIO... O TAMBIÉN UN PERSONAJE CÓMICO INSPIRADO EN UN INDIO APACHE EXTERMINADO EN EL OTRO HOLOCAUSTO.... CREO QUE LAS RISAS SERÍAN INTERMINABLES.... ¡LOS FELICITO POR SU GRAN SENTIDO DEL HUMOR!

[xXxSuicideSingsxXx]

ok, knock knock, whos there?, me i kill you! HAHHAHA

[sciencefreakability]

Michael Jackson Destroyed the  Winner priest!!!!!!!!!

[thepokekingmaster132]

fuking good

[08ychizl]

Im scared! @o@

[AngelBug109]

Silence!...I kill you!!!!!

[24carsen]

stop touching ME!!

[24carsen]

good evening Infadel

[CelestiteV]

sick but so funny...

[Aoife211]

I KEEELLLL YOUUUU!!!!!

[AidanRhynd]

Good Evening.. Infidel..

[lisbeth1320]

M bestest friend always tells the jokes he learns from him he's lk another Jeff Dunham

[BreeWagz3]

but i tossed in a small boy hahahahahahhaha and da winner had to fight michel jackson xD lol best part :)

[moey61123]

thhe 57 dislikes are from the victimss of achmeds premature detonation

[TheShawnReal]

a terrifying terrorist lol

[zinguier]

Nice I love achmed

[diolynn]

"It's a flesh wound!" :D

[rAzTaH23]

A...C...Phlegm. HAHA! :)))

[theawesomeman23]

SILENCE I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TRODRIGUESA]

god dammit. oh,oh i mean ala dammit XD

[JZJification]

Achmed: Knock Knock Jeff: Whos There?  Achmed: Me , I Kill You.

[vampireapple666]

lol

Jeff: Ok don't move.

Achmed: ok i will not move my ass.

Walter: You idiot, you don't HAVE an ass!

[wolfy4454]

@The13Shade

he never got them

[The13Shade]

the 56 persons who don't like this are probably some of Achmed's virgins... :D

[Focker153]

56 ppl r either idiots or missed the like button.

[Skofild032]

@40esam SILENCE I KILL YOU :D

[horselovas123]

I LOVE ACKMEDz!!!

[gabami2]

Best Silence! I kill you! evar! :D

[40esam]

If You Think That Achmed Is Better Than The Annoying Orange Thumbs Up :P

[GamerNebulae]

@40esam i like both :P but still a thump up. because Achmed is still funny :P

[UndeadZeds]

@GamerNebulae thump up?

[40esam]

@GamerNebulae Oh Yeah :P

[briartlaw]

Thanks Bill . funny one ..

[DKHendler]

two jews walk into a bar

no no

what you dont let jews into your bar? you racist basterd.

lmao

[Tadek59]

Thanks for share ginmillsinger

Wow !

This was funny !

[coolanddark]

LMFAO! I havent laughed this hard since I saw Larry the cable guy on TV last week! We need to make lite of a serious problem to keep from going crazy. Thanks for the laugh and thanks to ginmillsinger for sending!

[SilentFeathers]

I I mean ala damnit... XD

[sonicx92]

no matter how many times i watch this its still funny XD

[Horses4Life341]

I TOLD A JOKE!!!!! so were did you come from-------- "YOUR FREAKING SUITCASE

[DaRighteousRebel]

I love achmed's gestures and the look after saying, SILENCE,"I Kill You... and after talking about his foot, he says,"STOP TOUCHIN MEEEEE!!!!!!! I KILL YOU

[DaRighteousRebel]

I love achmed's gestures and the look after saying, SILENCE,"I Kill You... and after talking about his foot, he says,"STOP TOUCHIN MEEEEE!!!!!!!

[siautuliukas123]

this is reay cool video no no its achmed not a aked ch ch ch ch !!!!

[MRgramjam91]

how bout now

silence

i kill u

[mamaof20810]

i love this video, the whole dvd was hilarious

[TheMykhaylo1]

id kill you for a klondike bar

[zinger1529]

no i love both of them!!!! they are amazing!!!!

[SkateElementRight]

@musicLoverSince91 nobody cares faggot ! stop spamming to get thumbs up , thats fucking sad your trying to get people to like you over the internet , the both of you .

[MusicLoverRA123]

54 people don't know humor and didn't graduate the suicide bomber school.

[pixigirl321]

insert angry comment about plotical correctness and how this insults and offends people

[Fedemoma]

what location location location means????

[hamoodhalking]

روعه 

[shippo135790ableable]

What the hell happened to my feet SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE HELL :) made me laugh so fucking hard

[THENCSASQUATCH]

"well whats the last thing that went thru your mind? my ass.... but its ok, i took that verizon basterd with me.... can ya hear me now? BOOM"

[shippo135790ableable]

@THENCSASQUATCH so you did not see a white light ... no but I saw a blue prius  lol

[scottman720]

HELLO! I AM LINDSY LOHAAAN! XDDD

The 52 R*tards who disliked this probably dont have ANYsense of humor... lol

[TheTo71]

i love this show... its the best......thumbs upppppppppppp

[thejmurpho]

thumbs up if u like it when he says i kill you in a high pich voice!!!

[ProScooterBoys]

thumbs up for Achmed for the way he says STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[HornStarA]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mokky32]

you damn it!!!not Allah!! Allahuakbar!!!!

[megabieberlova1]

Jeff:so achmed, where did you come from?? achmed: UR FRIKEN SUITCASE

[CoDisHektik]

52 people r actually guys

[CoDisHektik]

Hello i am Lindsay Lohan

[Zepheris4]

52 people got killed by Achmed

[heartgoldDSI]

thumbs up if you like walter's reaction on achmed's ass

[2413Abbey2413]

saddams mustard gas was nothing compared to a waltar fart ROFL

[2413Abbey2413]

saddams nustard gas was nothing compared to a waltar fart ROFL

[nebunii999]

52 people are with walter in the suitase

[legosareus]

52 peaple got killed!

[lunita4fun]

To the 52 dislikes ... Achmed will say... I KILL YOU lol

[trevrocks17]

thumbs up if you love this video and hate those hatters who thumbs downed it!!

sooo thumbs up people!!!

[leliuZ19]

so lovely fun

[leliuZ19]

so lovelt fun.

[jrock3ification]

his head is so big compared to his body

[mawlid193]

best video ever

[annasetcookies]

0_0 :o is that walter!? yeah why?he scares the crap out of me! plz dont put me in the said suit case! why not? HE HAS GAS!

[fartsgalore1]

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

[stable70]

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fearlessmoon79]

I love this!!!

[THEafavors]

IWC hahaha 10:35 is my favorite part!!!

What do you think about bush?

Achmed: I love Bush...Oh you mean the president, i'm sorry...

[randomartist101]

"so achmed..." no no its achmed "thats what i said" no you said achmed its achmed ach ach ach ach ach ach " how do you spell it?" spell what? "how do you spell your name?" o lets see a-c-flim...

[240sxGuy3]

eyes and eybrows are the best part!! haha this is funny as shit!!!

[ComputerGal12]

I like how he moves the eyes and eyebrows

[simstro]

love it soo funny :DD

[TheLilgothy]

either 51 ppl are extremly stupid or they missed the like button!!!!! lol

[Piensemos]

Silence! I KIll You!

[LaRaBluEHelL]

stop touching meeeee!! I KILL YOUUUU!! XD

[Dunklerschurke]

you idiot you don't has an ass xD (sry when it was wrong my englisch is not the best)

[samboo18fuksdogs1]

What the he'll happened 2 my feet. Lol I kill youuuu

[katiejones1995]

he is looking for an idiot with no future so IDIOT= my brother NO FUTURE= my brother .................. next suiside bomber to work for achmed is my brother :D take him please JK lol

[lovranhrvatska]

I guess that 51 people are jews or either newbies in suicide camp..xD

[telemarker93]

HELLOOOOOO I am Linsey Lohhan!

[HONEY13444]

@telemarker93 actuaaly its EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO! HAHA XP

[rose675789]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU DO TO!!!!!!!!!!

[x3PinkZ]

I kiiill eu~ ><

[membersiii]

-I Luv the wayy he sayys I KILL YOU . ! :)

[callp999]

they open the case and i go HELLO :D

[THENCSASQUATCH]

ever notice achmeds legs are upside down? like, the thighbones connect to the feet? A...C...Phlem

[TheCastellan]

@THENCSASQUATCH

Bombs do that to one's legs. XD

[mYeMotiOnZ]

who say this not a religion insults,.?!? is bullshit! im really so hurt when hes insult allah names,.is really piss me off!! is no relevant to making a religion as a joke! if u say this as an expression freedom ur totaly wrong! how it felt when our mothers used ridicule in public,how it feels? for the name off freedom expression,.?? crap! i want 2 knw how jeff fells when his mother/wifes made public ridicule,.?!?? thinking bout that,.! use ur logic!

[MassacreUchiha]

@mYeMotiOnZ meh , oh well , its nice and respectfull that your sticking up for your religion though . but tone it done a bit before some idiot starts replying to you and pisses you off using swear words while defending jeff . it gets really annoying wehn ppl fight in the comments section .

[membersiii]

- thumbs up if yhuu like the way he says I KILL YOU!! ;*

[ChloeMillward]

i love this its jokes

[akst08]

i cant stop watching it! the best of all..and if anyone has a problem with that... I KILL YOU :P hahahahaahahahahaha

[MrSeepultura]

lol the sound comes b4 his mouth moves, but in the ofcial vid, it doesnt

[007sammers]

*jeff*how about knock knock jokes

*aachmed* *really*

*jeff* it will better*

*achmed* knock knock*

*jeff* whos there?*

*achmed* *me i kill you!* Xd

[ime82AK47]

muslim is the best fighter

[Ungirlygirl96]

"but you're all bone" "Its a flesh wound"

"Silence!!. . . . I kill you!!"

"Just sit still" "OK. I will not move my ass." "You idiot you dont have an ass!!"

"What was the last thing that went through your mind?" "My ass."

"What happened?" "New guy. He tried to practice!!" "What did you learn from that?" "Location. Location. Location."

[dramaticsushi]

"Is that Walter? He scares the CRAP outta me" :)

"A...C...Phlegm..."

"I KILL YOU!"

"Sadan's mustard gas is nothing compared to a walter fart!"

LAWL Achmed

[iShallRokUrSok]

knock knock

whos there

me! i-kill-you

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[MIZZIEMLSY]

HOLY KIENDRANA I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!

JUST SIT STILL!

Okay, I will not move my ass.

You idiot.. You dont have an ass.

AHAAHAHAaHAHSHAA , EPIC. :P

[rockettegirl1]

god damn it or wai i mean allah damn? hhahahhaahaha

[SexyAngel79]

Just want to say,no matter how many times I watch Jeff and his puppets,I always laugh my ass of.He is beyond funny.So love him to death.I can watch him do this over and over and it never gets boring.And it also never gets OLD.LOVE YOU JEFF.

[Defying89gravity]

"...for example the washington monument....it looks nothing like him. It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton"

AAHAHAHA :D

[nurhrrr]

lol

[Med733]

03:25 I WILL NOT MOVE MY ASS-THEN WALTER COMMENTS YOU IDIOT YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS, LOL

[Med733]

03:00 STOP TOUCHING ME I-KILL-YOU, LOL

[Med733]

02:45 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET SUN-OF BITCH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FEET-LOL

[schnuppi811]

...thats no car, thats a lunch Box! Hahahahaaaa!!

[melissasmith65454]

51 people must die now!

[sbraju007]

its ackmed kkkkkkkkkkk

[cristinoramirez]

silence! i keel you!