Best Yo Mama Jokes

[macwendys]

yo mammas so stupid she had you!!!! i say that wen im stuck, dont hate

[theman12345630]

its ur mom is a shotgun shes too cocky and shes loaded

[CiCiBearrr]

You forgot a lot of good ones!-:o

[phantomking98]

Your momma is so stupid that she went to Bankok to get a Tie-Fighter!

[ChadBloodyHorror]

buckethead 

[HunterJumperHank]

it like the menu one

[Annsproject]

ya moma soooo stupid she used a gun to scare her self away

[saintsleader123]

U ripped most off these off

[lamo7656]

ya these mama jokes suck



[universalpokemon2]

yo mamma is so fat that she needs to buy ceat coides for the wii fit!

[159zakaria]

Yo Mamma so old she farts dust!

[swagontop13]

who ever made dis vid yall suck balls dem momma jokes suck ass

[MrNumbnuts27]

Haha, jokes on you! I have 2 dads!

[PANTIRAIDER1]

Ur mama is so stupid she thought she was selling dope but the only thing she was selling was pussy

[blackhornet1997]

YOU GOT GOOD JOKES, BUT BAAADDDDD TASTE IN MUSIC YOUR LAME

[PowerSurgePrime]

your so stupid you spelled tried tryed and thats not a joke!

[shamill12]

Boooooooo

[MickeyMan2500]

Your momma's so ugly freddie cruger got jealous

[MickeyMan2500]

Yo so hairy her name should be harry :P

[TheDivineHysteria]

yo momma's so black when she went to night school she was marked absent

yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale the scale said "GET THE HELL OF ME"

yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a scale the scale said "1 at a time"

yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a scalethe scale said"u qualify as ur own zip code

[SwaggerWaggon234]

yo mommma so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears to listen to 50 cent

[SwaggerWaggon234]

yo momma wore a dress so yellow, when she went outside the sun said "i Quit"

[SwaggerWaggon234]

tell yo momma to stop changing her lipstick color, my dicks a rainbow

[SwaggerWaggon234]

yo momma like a lemonade stand, everybody pays for juice

[Joshua2fly]

1.) Ur gay

2.)Ur gay

3.) U suck & Ur gay

4.)Ur a Fag

5.)U must B 5 yrs. old cuz u dnt no nothin

6.)U got 2 copy off of folks7

7.) Next time say something Funny like Yo momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the Couch or Yo momma so ugly She got 2 trick Or Treat Over the phone

[Natebomb316]

thumbs up if you have heard a bunch of these

[danielvagov]

yo momma so ugly, she's got to be yo momma

[3m1n3m1sh]

These suk and r sooo old like ur mom

-_-

[MrDarkria]

@appsgamesandmore its kinda possible

[ryland6774]

your mother is so tall she makes giants feel beaten

[madflasherful]

yo mama so dirty that when she did the robot, C3PO got AIDS.

[HorrorHarry100]

yo momma's got a bucket pussy

[thdartgun]

Yuo is ther best spelur evar

[appsgamesandmore]

Your mums so stupid she tried to throw a bird of a cliff

[roxianna26]

Yo mama so stupid she had you, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[RofusDofus1232]

Yo mama is so fat, she went i to mcdonalds, looked at the menu and said ok. Yo mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting iver a milk dud. Your mamas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter. Yo mama is so ugly she blinded chuck norris for a day.

[SuperMiketron]

Yo momma is so old that when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo momma is so fat that when she lays down, she is taller.

Yo momma is so ugly, the boogeyman checks his closet for her.

Yo momma is so stupid, that when the judge in the court said order, she said I will have a hamburger.

Yo momma is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

[212112112121]

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[tehnoobslayer12]

Yo mamma's so fat even bill gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Yo mamma's Like a Chicken coop Cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she scares Flies off shit wagons.

[mrjck98]

yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.

[5300julien]

yo mamma so cheap she uses fruit loops for earings. yo mamma so tall when she did a back flip she hit jesus in the mouh

[WWEmaggiesumner01]

yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!! haha lol!

yo momma so short she drounded in a pet water bowl

yo momma so dumb she locked herself in a motorcycle

yo mommas teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles.

yo momma so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the colonists claimed they found spain...!!! woo!!! reply to this plz are they good and do u like them if so thumbs up also!!

[LIKImyASSHOLE]

yo momas titties are so small.. there smaller than yours

[WWEmaggiesumner01]

@LIKImyASSHOLE thats retarted!!

[MrYasin32]

your mum is so ugly that your grand mother threw her on the street and got charged for litering

[mermaidsforever15]

yo mommas so stupid she had u on purpose

[MrYasin32]

@mermaidsforever15 lmfao that was a good one

[mermaidsforever15]

@MrYasin32 thnx

[zx2xwarrior]

yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her

[Zackezon]

yo mama's vagina is like a box, there is always a dick in it.

It's my dick in tha box!

[MrMalzz24]

Yo mama so fat that when she wears yellow,she looks like a taxi

[28shams]

yo mama is soooooooooo stupid she sold her car for gas money!!!!!!

PWND AGIAN!

[NinjaRainbowCakes]

yo mama so fat she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones

PWND!

[garrettp375]

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slep on the ground

[captinswag123]

by the timme this video is over i will be 90

[missmontgomerysmith]

your so stupid you cant spell most of the words in this video

[bexzk1998]

You need to learn to spell

[Poopguy2000]

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "im sorry 1 at a time plz"

[xXZappedXx]

Yo mama is so poor when someone walked in her house and farted she said clap your hands and stomp your feet,thank the lord we have some heat!

[cupcakes633]

Yo mama so fat wen she ordered a water bed they put a blanek over the oven

[PokeMaster3030]

yo mamas so ugly, Bob The Builder looked at her and said, "I CAN'T FIX THAT!!"

[VansOnMyFeet4]

Yo momma so fat Jesus can't even lift her spirit

[FunnyCoconutHeads]

yo mamma is so fat when she dove into the Grand Canyon she got stuck!

[CesarTheBear12]

yo mama is so stupid so shot a nail gun to her foot to get the new years off

[parth516]

y did yo mama get horny off of guacomole?

[gamecrzy97]

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

[xXYCMBXx]

Yo mama so ugly when I shot a bullet at here it came back and said I can't fine the bitch

[sandiilove33]

thumbs up if you put mute in the video

[00karatekid101]

you mama is so poor when she walked down the front door she walked down the back door

[Xxliltwinkle97xX]

one night i was putting the kids to bed when they started screaming 'daddy daddy, tell us the story of the fire breathing dragon.' 'no' i replyed and the kids started to cry, 'fine' so i started the story of the fire breathing dragon 'one day i met your mother.'

[MrFIREBALLRM]

Ps fucked ur mother ;)

[MrFIREBALLRM]

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed herself

Yo mam is so stupid she got locked in wallmard she starved to death

[ultimatesithlord1]

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE CANT FIT IN THIS JOKE...

[tonyraramos]

yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention

[gr8shotman]

yo mama so fat jesus cant hold her holly spirit

[MLGgamer50]

yo mamas feet is so crusty that when she runs in concrete she can make sparks!! THUMBS UP!! IF THIS IS THE BEST!

[Megamanchamp1]

yo mom is like shotgun 3 cocks and shes ready to blow

[MisterMadPanda]

yo mama so fat she makes you look skinny

[october445]

yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the tv and called it paper view

[makeawish79]

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE LET YOU POST THIS VIDEO

[RyderRX8]

Yo Mama So Stupid, She Got Locked In SLEEPY'S And Slept On The Floor.

[EtremePokeCollection]

yo mama is so stupid when she heard that the super bowl was coming she brought her super spoon.

[EtremePokeCollection]

Yo mama is so fat that when she signed up for Jenny Creg they said we dont do miracles

[EtremePokeCollection]

Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a food market and starved to death

[EtremePokeCollection]

Your mama is so fat that when she was sitting on the force she broke it

[Turboelrl]

I found a better compilation of yo mama jokes. /watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[ilovelaurafrutos]

yo mama is like a vacum she suck and blow and when she finsh i put back in the closet

[Daniel123456789E]

this suck



[whitingguy]

yo mama so stupid she did crack....look at your ass

[StackRiteAimStr8]

Yo mama so black when she fell downstairs she got stretch marks

Yo mama so ugly...well look at your ass

[ZuLmAn101]

Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to a life wasting idiot.

[awezumify]

@ZuLmAn101 Too bad that's not her fault, it's the idiot's fault for being an idiot.

[SuperSmitty106]

yo mama so fat she rolled into the ocean and the whales sung we are family even though your bigger than me!!!

[AngryHolly]

Yo mama so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows are KFC

[AntiFeminaziMale]

your mama is so fat, she ended up being a pedophile like the youtuber 'electroexecutoide' from manchester, england, who i curbstompppeeddd so badly, his toupee fell off!!! PWNED WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mahertv1]

yo mammas like a mosquito you have to slap her to get her to stop

sucking

[FaZeToxic1]

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SHE DOESNT NEED INTERNET SHE IS WORLDWIDE

[FutureGaming25]

[=0] this is the mirror

[FutureGaming25]

yo momma so ugly her own reflection screamed!

[HawaiiBros]

Yo momma so poor she cant afford free meals

[HawaiiBros]

Yo momma so ugly the mirror wont show her reflection

Yo momma so ugly when she said bloody mary in the mirror she refused to come out

[msdaniellazabala]

your mama so

[iluvyou5771]

Gay ass video !!!

[lovedancecheerxx]

your mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.

[IROCK12345SIze]

Here's one Better than yours your mama just like a vacuum she sucks smokes and gets laid in the closet

[Nyla361]

the ones with the stuiped mam k=jokes are stupid and these arent the best

[shadic57]

Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she really SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

Ya I know its old XD

[Nyla361]

ur mama ur mama said u ugly

[Nyla361]

all des old i knew them all already

[alexandria3571]

ur moma so ugly she gives freddy kurger nightmares!! lmfao

[123sophisicated]

yo mama is so fat she sat on wal-mart and lowered the prices

[BrooklynAirsoft007]

yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mtn dew and she thought dunkin donuts was a basket ball team

[legoclonesable]

yo mama is like a light switch even a three year old can turn her on

[coolj411]

i want new jokes i now all these jokes or they suk

wow and he got all tht from other ppl

[619thelegend]

yo mama is so fat the only letters in the alhpabet she knows is KFC

[sparkycorry]

yo momma's so old the big bang from her ass

[MissCupCakes37]

Yo Momma's Like A Big Mac...fat juicy and only worth a buck

[Dbzisawesomme]

Yo mama is so ugly Chuck Norris didn't even wanna roundhouse kick her. But he did anyway.

[Dbzisawesomme]

Yo mama is so old when God said let there be light she flipped the switched.

[Dbzisawesomme]

Yo mama is so stupid she used a ruler to see how long she slept.

[Dbzisawesomme]

Yo mama is so stupid...she put lipstick on her head to ''makeup' her mind.

[Epichockeyplayer14]

Yo mama's like a vacume she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the back closet.

[daujnaeloveszack]

you mama so fat she sat behind jesus in the third grade



[MrThats2cool]

You mamma is so stupid, she put a dictionary on top of the TV and called it High- Definition.

[PrincessFlamey12]

Yo mamma so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

[PrincessFlamey12]

Yo mamma so hairy that when she had sex with your dad he got a road burn.

[MrBeastlyXPanda]

Ya moms so stupid she made a appointment with dr pepper

[MrBeastlyXPanda]

Yo mom so fat she made a appointment with dr pepper

[molakakis]

its to fast on some

[EDONAKAEDO]

yo mama so fat the police used her as a baracade in the london riots

[xNinjaskeels28x]

yo mama so fat she sat on a toilet and the toilet said 123 GET THE Fuck off me

[montae842]

@xNinjaskeels28x Its Yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said ABCDEFG get yo FAT ASS OFF OF ME.

[xNinjaskeels28x]

hears agood one yo mamma so hairy she has AFROS ON HER nipples

heres a anotha yo mamma so hairy only Language she speaks is WOOKIE

[subscibeforeddie]

yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror the whole world exploded

[DubstepHobos]

Yo mama so poor, she used a banana as a dildo.

[SuperKennedy98]

its

yo mama so fat when she a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled "stop that twinky" 

[xNinjaskeels28x]

@SuperKennedy98 yo stop writing things that the video said aint cool you rejected mupet

[hellrazorhussain]

your mama is just like a phone, pay as you go

[LmfaoLuverlol123]

IMA BEAT MA cuz at thm jocs

[zedan2565]

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[shruti980]

@zedan2565 lol thats funny

[Sm589558]

@TitanicPixel lol! Urs made me laugh so hard :P

[missypixie0312]

How bout this:

Yo mama so fat Bob the builder said, I cant Fix That :L

[gabrielbazan84]

what's the name of the song?

[wilber09ful]

YO MOMSO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPS!!

[crazybutcut3]

yo mama so fat neil armstrong said one small step for man, one giant fat lady down dere buzz you see dat?

[mEmEAxd]

3:37 lol...

[lillyrockstwo]

Yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

[cheyenne2131]

yo mamma is so rascist that she sued the oreo company for putting black and white together

[TitanicPixel]

Yo mammas so stupid, she thought Justin Beiber was a boy.

[TheRBGames]

hahahahahahaha not fucking funny

[Tobaconroy]

To momma so black that she went to night school and they counted her absent

[avigilnm85]

U forgot one more... Yo momma is like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid

[LOLZ122121]

Yo mamma so fat not even dora can explore her...

[SuperGirlygirl130]

@siftheadskiro123 nigga my jokes suck ass nigga u suck ass and who da he'll is yo bitch ass talking too bisexual nigga!?!?!

[bakari4361]

yo momma teeth so yellow when the power went out your dad said open wide honey

[Hebearmando7]

lol some videos were wacked but some of them were funny

[waveinforcer]

yo mama neck so long it go into hell

[drlachuga]

yo mama so ugly she went down to the ocean and Spongebob said ''im not ready!''

[MrBigshowcool]

des momma joke r lame

[Animeangel2091]

Yo' mama so fat her blood type is ragu

[ieatunoobs]

6:10 that makes no sense you buy a pack of screws

[BlackYoshi10]

yo mama so harry when she walked down the street they said STOP THAT ANIMAL

[henrynevins]

The music is the only thing good here.

[SuperGirlygirl130]

WTF theis damn jokes suck!!!@geraFaggot u are a faggit nigga cuz u and deiz yo Mona jokes suck!!!! Oh and I got one......yo mama so fat when she went into space they thought she was a know planet!!!hehehehehehehe!

[siftheadskiro123]

@SuperGirlygirl130 SHUT DA FUCK UP U GOT NO LIFE N UR JOKES SUCK ASS U DUMB FUCK GETA A LIFE

[XxKIDYODAx]

@siftheadskiro123 calm down

[Archeops69]

@siftheadskiro123 Haha. Calm down, you have the option to ignore the comment.

[acss369]

@siftheadskiro123 your just mad because you cant think of better jokes

[MPVideos2012]

@illhackeem24 it means that she is going to order everything thats in the menu. :D

[35fuckface]

yo moms like a toilet, she full of shit

yo moms like a boomerang, she keeps on coming back for more

yo moms so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it never came back

yo moms so stuiped she pised her pants in the bathroom

yo moms so poor that she cant afford to go to a free buffet

yo moms so fat that they found lost galixsy in her belly button

yo moms so ugly that she scared her reflection away