The Room - Breast Cancer Line

[SpongeSebastian]

Wow, they sure take tragic news in this movie very well.

[MissAnthrope00]

Ahaha, what a story, Lisa's mum!

[chelligirl1]

did anyone else notice that throughtout the rest of the movie the breast cancer was never brought up again

[forelise89]

And Not a single fuck was given that day ...

[TheMotionMan112]

her breast cancer won best supporting actress

[loags1195]

I definitely have Breast Cancer, oh, hi mark, anyway how is your sex life.

[KylesSocietyofMisfit]

Ok super comment time... er... uhh...

I got the results of the test back, I definitely did not hit my sex life, but anyways how's your tearing me apart, doggie?

[mrfalafl]

You didn't show Lisa's reaction! That's the best part!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

She said that she had breast cancer as if it was a "matter-of fact," "everyday" sort of thing. Incredible.

[KylesSocietyofMisfit]

I Definitely Have Breast Cancer, Anyway How's Your Sex Life?

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@KylesSocietyofMisfit Damnit! Thats like a better version of my comment.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

And the breast cancer is never mentioned again in the entire damn movie. It's like "breast cancer!? Oh My God! So how's your sex life?"

[airplanefreak27]

What are you doing to my sthun, breast cancer?!

[FoxAttaak]

oh yeah, by the way, i have cancer, oh, hi mark!

[sgljc]

The cancer's eating her... and then it's going to eat me!

OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! DX

[SORAproductions14]

o hai breast cancer.

[tricksterhuaun]

Lisa's mom:I definitely have breast cancer.

Lisa:Well, WHO GIVES A FUCK? IM BORED!!!!!

[natojacobs5]

I FED UP WITH THIS TUMOR

[gameroomvids]

i got the results of the script back, this definitely won't be mentioned again

[FACTAWAVES]

breast cancer won best supporting actor

[videogamenostalgia]

In the screening I went to, someone screamed 'SHE'S LYING!!!'

[GuyNamedCarl]

She said COCKS? A share of her COCKS?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I've got the results of the test back... I definitely got dehydrated.

[EmperorZander]

That was freakin' bomb to just dropped like that!

[Yaysforgays]

*looks down* oh hi breast cancer!

[Ezrasarauer]

oh hi mark

[Rhysoconnor]

To be fair, the shitty writing is really to blame

[tricksterhuaun]

@Rhysoconnor Oh yeah, the indifference and the blank expression of the "actors" can't be blamed.

[hyenapeptic]

I know what she means, I had to take last week off college with breast cancer

[farvin111]

breast cancer? nothing the hospital down guerro street can't fix!

[theteedot]

I got the results of the test back, anyway, hows your sex life Mark?

[chuzzwozzer]

Claudette: I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer.

Lisa: Lets go toss a ball around.

[narrat0r12]

Cool story bro.

[Haloman2023]

@narrat0r12 What a story Mark.

[mdoherty9188]

I got the results of the test audience feedback. This movie definitely is bad.

[TheYellowochre]

i got the results of the test back, we're definitely not actors

[Abu451]

@TheYellowochre YOUR TEARING THEIR INTEGRITY APART

[Gnuzzk]

@TheYellowochre lold so hard

[Kainmaster]

It's hilarious how she says that with a straight face, like it's an every day thing to have...

[Videogamester11]

@Kainmaster Not to mention the daughter acts like she doesn't give a shit her mom is dying. After that scene, she still is sleeping around lol.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Well, what a brilliant way to tell your child you have breast cancer.

In a sub-topic from what ever the hell pointless conversations you were talking about before.

[TommyLeTerror]

This is the only time that it would be weird not to laugh at breast cancer.

[Danachii]

I love how calmly they're taking this and how it's never mentioned again.

[Killersfrombeyond]

After, this scene they never brought up her cancer no were else in the film.

[shinderhizzle84]

@Ryan124816

Haha, what a funny comment Mark!

[djmuaddib]

Haha! What a story, Claudette!

[Schizima]

Claudette's not even in the final few scenes of the film so we can assume she quietly died of breast cancer offscreen.

[krakenwave]

@Schizima

Definitely

[Flytheshapeshifter]

I love the fact that it's never mentioned again.

[Filmmaker391]

I got the results of the test back, I defintely have breast cancer........ so anyways how's your sexlife?

[CreativeJamieCOM]

Lisa's reaction to her mom's test results is even funnier than the Mom's delivery of "I definitely have breast cancer." Lisa responds with something like, "Well, they're curing more people all the time." it's the flattest delivery ever - she's not trying to reassure her, she's just saying it.

[nickjujitsu]

'YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA! Oh hi caludette, how is your cancer?'

[coltonte3]

Anyway how's your sex life?

[tricksterhuaun]

Wow just imagine when the doctor said that o her.

"Miss, i'm afrain you have breast cancer."

"Oh...that sucks."

[DancingMadRB3]

How to cure breast cancer: say "dont worry everything will be fine!"

[TheNationalfilmbored]

But...but...you ended it just before the equally dramatic part where she adds, "I'm sure I'll be all right."

[StupidWizardFilms]

My aunt Spoon died of breast cancer. Tommy honored her by putting her picture in the film

[GeneralMcNuggs]

Keep pressing 7 to turn the mother into a human beat box...with breast cancer!

[theturkishgamer1]

YOUR TEARING ME APART CANCER!

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

Oh hai breast cancer

[777Skeptic]

"I figured I'd just take some Tylonol and sleep it off."

[ambskater97]

Hahahaha! What a story, Claudette.

[Kaagh178]

Lisa's mother: (Sips tea) By the way, did I tell you the world will end in precisely 55 seconds?

Lisa: No.

Lisa's mother: Well, dear. Now you know.

[ScarFail]

Press 5 & 7 (fast) for PE-NIS.

[40Pacino]

I definitely have breast cancer

Cool story bro

[JensonsBeard]

Ohhh, that jerk Harold, *bitch**bitch**moan**moan* oh and I have breast cancer btw

[YonexSinad]

The breast cancer is the best actor in the movie.

[Android18uk]

"I definitely have breast cancer..oh well!"

[Ric3636]

'I got the results of the test back. You definately are a whore."

[remedy82]

she buried her lede.

[piratewolf12]

A result of excessive radiation from sitting on a nuclear bomb, waiting for it to go off...

[CalVersion1]

@piratewolf12 Bomb? You mean this movie?

[scholte]

she makes it sound like its a boring topic when she says "...I definetly have breast cancer....yawn"

[HellgateCA]

ITS TERMINAL, LIKE YOUR CANCER

[Bombaman5632]

I felt my brain cell count decrese

[kilkolio]

hows ur sex life

i have breast cancer

wanna play football?



[blklightning330]

she sounds almost happy about it. lmao. like she's bragging or something. fucking awesome. i was actually waiting for her to say, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[EmperorZander]

That's a big bomb to drop right there!

[KuatoFilms]

She talks about the house and then casually remembers to tell her daughter that she has breast cancer....

[sonofdark18]

Mom: "I definitely have breast cancer" YIKKES well shes taking this very well

[nath909]

"I have breast cancer and im dying. And you know what Lisa, i couldn't give a fuck.

[xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

oh hai breast cancer

[bakugancollecterZ]

Mom: "I definitely have breast cancer"

Lisa: "That's ok mom, but we have a more important issue at hand.."

Mom: "What is it honey"

Lisa: "I'm..I'm..."

Mom: "Come on, spit it out"

Lisa: "IM BORED!!!!!"

Mom:"AHHHHHH"

[eddievdg1]

@bakugancollecterZ gay.

[bakugancollecterZ]

@eddievdg1 Like your face..enjoy the troll food.

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

breast cancer is a very casual thing to have

[MrTvtech9]

That jerk Harold disliked this 33 times.

Sorry for the cheap comment, I was just so tempted :)

[ObakeFilter]

And she was never heard of again.

[superzip42]

NOBODY CARES MOM!!!

[DamianaDreamSnatcher]

@ShadowsOverInnsmouth

I like your allusion to the chicken scene. Thank you for that. You're great.

xox <3

[brightonblock]

@ShadowsOverInnsmouth You'r tearing me apart ShadowsOverInnsmouth !

[bj2mill]

*Captain Kirk Voice* HAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[Kalawishis]

Wow...I've caused a bit of a scene.

[brightonblock]

@ShadowsOverInnsmouth way to tell the internet your a fat virgin! ..... most men dont have breasts .

[ImThatCrazyGal]

@brightonblock A bunch of Marines from Camp Lejeune in NC (USA) got breast cancer from chemicals in the water... it's rare, but it does happen. Google it if you don't believe me. And BTW, the cancer is in the pectoral tissue but it is called "breast" cancer.

[DeltaSpartanJizz]

press 5&7 fast O_O

[Kalawishis]

She has breast cancer...

and then I'm going to have breast cancer...

OH MY GO-oh wait, I'm a guy.

[GraniteLife]

@Kalawishis

Not sure if trolling or just a fucking retard.

[deesyphrr]

"I got the results of the test back. I was definitely kicked in the cooter."

[EmperorZander]

Yikes. Thats kind of a big bomb to just drop.

[Funnerism]

''I definitely have breast cancer''

...

''Anyway, how's your sex life?''

[GeminiBreaker]

I hate to say this, but I think I understand why this scene was added. After the events of the room, Tommy is dead, so he can't provide for Lisa. Mark has left her, so he can't provide for her either. Now, he mother, the only one left, will be dead soon, and she'll be left to fend for herself.

[gelchert]

@GeminiBreaker I never thought of that, but it does kind of make sense - if Tommy thinks that far ahead.

[cmjproductions1986]

The director/writer sucks...If a person found out that they have breast cancer, they wouldn't be so laid back about it....PLUS the mother wouldn't just tell her daughter in such a "matter of fact" manner that she has breast cancel...LOL so lame...No tears, no nothing, just like that...lol

[pixelated111]

Lol. She's so offhand about it.

[Mrcrazy80]

"I definitely have breast cancer."

"ToobadYOU... will die..."

[newfuckingwave]

'i got the results back. i definitely have breast cancer'

'haha what a story, claudette'

[onemidnightgone]

Happy Breast Cancer Awareness Month, everyone!

[MrAppleby56]

God... Forgive me.... 'slowly dies of breast cancer'

[jstohler]

Good thing Lisa already ordered a pizza for her.

[guruuDev]

This movie is like Ed Wood meets Erasor Head on crack and steroids.

[pongiethorn]

oh hi breast cancer

[pierricbross]

sounds like my mum. she tells us she is dying all the time... for 20 years now. yeah she is dying of old age ;_;

[NoGoodBoyo1000]

there are no words....

[SpyridoulaKalamata]

I want to live in Wiseautopia!!!! Where trash cans are more dangerous than breast cancers....

[stevok777]

You're tearing me apart breast cancer!

[imbryanfellows]

I can't believe that I'm just finding out about this movie. It's like finding a Christmas present that you never opened.

[DeathIsABishi]

The best part of it all was that the breast cancer is never mentioned again.

[Schizima]

The supporting cast doesn't matter, who gives a flying fuck about this old woman's breast cancer? This is about Tommy Wiseau's pain and passion regarding how the world has betrayed him.

[awkando]

i wish she was ripped in half at the end of the movie i hate that old hag

[kattowitz4]

"I got the test results back and... Oh hai Mark!"

[danableful]

thumbs up if you know this off by heart

[Geekreg]

Oh she's gonna die? Who cares? Anyway let's talk about johnny .

[MrPeteyMax]

"I got the results of the tests back, I've definitely been decapitated."

[ryubaks]

I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer. Anyway, how is your sex life?

[frickenxpurplexshoes]

The real acting comes after she says that line. They both seem to brush it off a bit too easily, with the mom speaking the lines, " any way, enough about me..what about you?" as if breast cancer is a lot less important than Lisa and her not promoted fiance Johnny-slurs-alot. Time to order a pizza!

[MundyArtStudio]

XD

[MikeLaBike]

Someone could say... this was the breast line in the movie.

[LadyLottimort]

I love how it was never brought up again.

[Krakenmeister]

@LadyLottimort I love how Lisa's response was, Don't worry about it

[youresorobotic]

I want to punch Claudette. 

[Cutelilteen]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[dwaynebenzie33]

She's very calm. She must have taken some radioactive strepsils for her bout of cancer.

[Nickarrrrr]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, BREAST CANCER

Oh, hi Mark

[melikeit23]

Later on, she says "Oh don't worry I'll be fine". So is she dying or not??!?!?!?

[Szaam]

Oh hi breast cancer.

[abakusek]

"I definitely have breast cancer...so, what are we having for dinner tonight?" xD

[joplinfantasy]

LOL You forgot to include Lisa's nonchalant reaction: "You'll be fine, mom"

[hazzabananza]

Oh Harold...

[sosoasian]

o hai life-threatening disease

[CVargas]

Why is the blonde girl's titties so far apart?

[ghostofpaulrevere]

Oh hi breast cancer!

[Schizima]

"I definitely have breast cancer"

Haha, what a story Claudette.

[Clarence055]

I DEFINETELY have Breast Cancer.

*slowly claps on how calm she is*

[CineRecon]

that's one chill old lady! Keep on chillin' granny!!

[KingTimmahBEE]

lol, she makes it sound like she has the flu or some curable shit

[johnwelshmorris5]

Best actor in this scene goes to the coffee cup!!

[awsomericskate]

never thought breast cancer would make me laugh

[schnitzal]

Oh, I'm going to die because I'm an old lady.

LOLJK. It's breast cancer. FAR MORE COMICAL.

[Schizima]

I know a woman who had breast cancer, she spent months in the hospital, got on chemotherapy, lost all of her hair, had to wear a wig, died about twenty years before she needed to. But in Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece The Room, breast cancer is treated as casually as the common cold.

[pigfarts992]

@Schizima My aunt died of breast cancer :(

[4104jake]

"I definetly have breast cancer."

"HaHaHa. Water story Claudine."

[sakipooh]

OMG, we have those cups at home. We'll have to throw them out now.

[LukeMM95]

"I definetly have breast cancer" *insert Johnny's laugh here*

[bushbasher42]

Oh hai breast cancer...

[danhat15]

Thumbs up for brest cancer!!!

[nickz777]

wtf?

[LovesBonoVox]

I think that Tommy Wiseau probably put that breast cancer line in the movie to demonstrate how AWFUL the scenario with Lisa was. Basically, to say that cheating on Johnny was worse than the mom having breast cancer.

[ohboyhey2k4]

i have aids... lets go play halo

[FlyingPuppehPants]

"I got the results of the test back..." A+++! Yeah!! Breast cancer like a mofo!

[FlyingPuppehPants]

I almost want to get this movie now, seeing as I've gotten so many laughs just watching random clips the last few minutes.

[kanstyle]

This is more-or-less how my mom broke the news to me.

[bushbasher85]

"I Definately have breast cancer, and then you'll definately have breast cancer. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD!"

[Thunderholt2]

"You're not dying."

"I got the results of the test back. I DEFINITELY have breast cancer."

"...Oh."

[onemidnightgone]

(reading a letter on the beach)

"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."

OH MAN. OH GOD. OH MAN. OH GOD. OH MAN. OH GOD. OH MAN.

[TheCinemaReporter]

I definitely have breast cancer! hahahahahahahahahaa

[PikaJew1213]

"That Jerk Harold" is without a doubt the Greatest film antagonist of all time. He beats out such classics as Alex Delarge and Hannibal Lecter. With subtle acts of evil, such as selfishly asking a woman with deadly breast cancer to give him a share of her house, when he clearly has no right.

Our hero fights back by "not giving him a penny" to no avail. Claudette is dying,there is no use.

Tommy Wiseau is masterful in obstructing Harold's face as to add to the disturbing nature of the character.