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  • the ending was fucking hilarious!

  • tempered in raw shit :)

  • FUCKING PUSSY'S I PLAY IN PORTA POTTYS

  • George Carlin has balls!

  • why does everyone have to argue about shit that doesnt effect you or your lifestyle. george's personal life isnt any of your business. look at it as learning a lesson to not be like that if you disagree. if we were all sitting in a room together none of you angry fucks would stand up and say a word. your arguing over things that are invisible, that seems to be a recurring theme on alot of topics...

  • I never wash my hands and i never get sick, meanwhile my lil brother always wash his hands over cooks his meat, yet he's sick every month

  • I barely wash my hands... im never sick and my mom who is always so scared of germs is always sick. It doesnt make sense, all you are doing is dumbing down your immune system. BTW George died of a heart attack, not germs.

  • Whoever said george carlin died cuz of his lack of fear of germs, you must not be aware he was 71 years old

  • @sucklava and also note that only a little 5% of all "natural occuring" bacteria are deadly.

    Virus in their case are not "naturall occuring for a major 70% of them. virus name was used to define unwanted malicious computer behaviour. because VIRUSES are program essentialy. Programmed protein chians to deliver their payload on your system and mainly "BYPASS" main security.

    your computer dosnt do well with an antivirus! so does your body with a vaccine!

  • I'm in the tricky position of having mysophobia (or germaphobia), yet agreeing 100% with what George is saying here.

    I can't help it - it's linked to a severe fear of being ill more than the germs themselves. I'm not grossed out by germs or wondering where something's been, I just have an obsessive compulsion to avoid getting ill.

    It really sucks. Really.

  • He died because he wasn't a youngster anymore - And he took the advice of Auntie Mame - Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death - George like to eat . . . and drink and smoke and partake of some of the illegalities in life . . . But he did one thing well - Two actually. he mad us laugh and he lived life to the fullest. So long George.

  • That's actually medically proven. All these antibiotics they give

    for everything from a hangnail to a heart transplant weaken

    down natural immunity.

    The other 5 billion+ people on earth crap on the ground, cook

    on rocks in the yard, drink river water and sleep on DIRT.

    Yet they live, work every day, have kids and somehow get by

    with NO DOCTORS, HEALTH PLANS, MEDS OR VACCINES.

    Carlin was dead on with this one. Everybody dies sometime.

    Its one trip WE ALL TAKE sooner or later. R.I.P. G.C.!

  • 36 people are afraid of germs !!

  • You know a man is bad ass when his white blood cells are badasses!

  • They could save a lot of money by not swabbing injection points for the death penalty.

  • @CannedBullets They could reuse the needles too.

  • "Armpits, asshole Crotch and teeth" - otherwise known ass I GI scrub. I should get my brother to see this. He washes up to his elbows.

  • 37 people are germ-fearing pussies

  • I am not a native english speaker ,but is raw sewage what I think it is :D

  • @heshamsafi

    no

  • @heshamsafi

    Actually, it's worse. It's what is flushed down the toilet plus lots and lots of garbage.

  • @apcesq :)

  • @heshamsafi shit, piss, toilet paper, semen, vomit, blood and water

  • @FunnyJunkTV are you sure you didn't forget something :D

  • @heshamsafi rotten food from the back of the fridge

  • @heshamsafi yes

  • He died because that's what people who live do, they die. The rest of you boring fucks just move into another state of non-existence...

  • who covers their toilet seat?

  • @xx24x7xx I cover my toilet seat, the things fucking colder than a russian prostitute.

  • @dadubs93 That's pretty damn cold.

  • "Those who would trade their Freedom for security, Shall get niether." Ben Franklin said that. It used to be an American Motto. Now...... freaking wimps. I live in a country where people are willing to forfeit there Freedom over MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA! It`s not even a joke, You walking into a kindergarden bathroom what do you se, a wash your hands sign and a list of freaking germs! We`re being indoctrinated to fear something one billion times smaller than us!

  • @WhittyfunStudios Yeah, silly, foolish people, saying germs can make you very sick. We should all go back hundreds of years ago to when people thought witch craft caused all our problems.

    Seriously, germs can't control our lives, but a healthy caution of things that can hurt you just makes sense. Get yourself squared away before you infect the gene pool.

  • How could anyone possibly dislike this video? I piss myself laughing every time

  • @joelsansbury90 36 PEOPLE ARE GERMAPHOBS

  • "We were tempered in raw shit"

    roflmao

  • damn fuckin right, in dc we swim in the sewage of the potomac and anacostia and we dont get sick.

  • i dont like shit

  • i dont like germs

  • 36 people suck

  • I wish George Carlin was still alive :C

    COME BACK GEORGE. COME BACK.

  • why do black people hate whites? if it wasn't for white blood cells you would be fucked! so stop with hating on white

  • The world is less funny without you george miss you.

  • @TheGeneralDram We really do. We shall all carry on ur legacy...

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  • @diresolutionator

    i guess the people who saw your comment dont do that so well

    *shifty look*

    yeah.......

  • 36 people had their organs turned into liquid shit

  • "...I don't cover the toilet seat..."

    Who the fuck covers the toilet seat, anyway?

  • @4ingP  uhhhmmmm well...I..I dont.

  • Thumbs up if you clean your crotch real good in the shower if you know what I mean. xD

  • 2:18

    Such a virus exists. Marburg. Or perhaps one of the Ebolas. There are two of them. Melt you inside out, no matter how much your immune system practices on the common cold

  • @ArchetypeGotoh that's true but those are fairly rare super viruses. it isn't something that is prevalent in America. religiously showering isn't going to help when you have Ebola. the point is, exercising your immune system is important. that way you don't become dependent on the products and external help for something that your immune system should, naturally, be able to handle unless you have AIDs or an inborn disorder. +overusing antibiotics means they can fail us when we really need them.

  • @cellardream I know. Actually, a few friends of mine have never gotten the flu except after the flu shot, and so they've stopped getting the shots and they've not gotten sick since. Which is odd, because you think that would be 'practice', but it's the only thing that makes them sick. I don't really think your immune system can "practice" though. I find it tough to believe your white blood cells can 'forget' how to fight infections just because you haven't been sick in a while

  • @ArchetypeGotoh Jesus Christ monkey balls, get an education. The flu shot that was administered to your friends probably had a few remaining virus strains that were still living, thats what a flu shot is, it IS practice because the shot is the actually virus or bacteria they're trying to prevent you from getting, normally weakened or dead when given. There are millions of different virus strains and bacterial infections, your body has to fight each strain independantly to strengthen the system.

  • @ArchetypeGotoh Wow. That's really disturbing to think about.

  • @ 6:00 is how I will always remember Carlin... bowing with that devilish shit eating grin... like " hear me Roar !!!!" hahaha ... brilliant..

  • Are you fucking people really trying to connect his death with this particular stand-up bit? He died because he had a bad heart that took some abuse over the years, not because he didn't wash his hands often. Idiots.

  • @NocturnalHolocaust Actually, no. Not really.

    He complained about it, went to the hospital, but the doctors didn't take his chest pains seriously. so he died because of carelesness of the doctors.

  • @galex50 He died because he was an old fuck. Simple as that.

  • @galex50 it was his time anyway.. regardless.. now hes chillin with the devil cookin up some crack lol

  • @NocturnalHolocaust exactly...i think his heart was just genetically defective to some certain extent (aren't we all), and he used too much alcohol and drugs back then...

  • @drixomanbeta His father had heart problems, and George may or may not have inherited that. Whether he did or not, you're right, the booze and drugs didn't help.

  • @NocturnalHolocaust Hahahaha, very true. He was 71 years old. A strong breeze could have knocked the old fuck over and killed him.

  • @SloppyManwich Indeed. Old fucks die - that's what they do. Hell, young fucks die also!

  • @NocturnalHolocaust Those dumbasses who said that will die of a weak immune system anyway. Fuck 'em.

  • @NocturnalHolocaust I CALL BULLSHIT whos stupid enough to SERIOUSLY argue that he died cuase he didnt wash his hands.

  • @elliments Apparently, a lot of people judging from the comments for this video.

  • @36Hitler63 Well said sir

  • 36 people are germaphobes

  • And see what happened? He died at barely 70.

  • @Bren29 u know how many drugs he abused? dumb ass... difference between germs and drugs... have u ever had a vaccine? its germs put inside you so u can build immunity fuck tard... he is telling the truth

  • @Cavenmusic - and all those drugs lowered his immunity... to germs!

  • @Bren29

    You're an idiot. That is all.

  • @Bren29 Even so.. its his drug abuse not just some random germs... my point is this video has truth to it... and he never mentions drugs lowers your immunity so your little smart ass remark holds no argument or credibility

  • @Cavenmusic - He never mentions it, so that means it's not true? Dope.

  • @Bren29 No your just putting words into my mouth.. your comment was that he died due to germs.. implying that was the only cause.. which is not true.. it was drugs as well.. he is talking about germs.. thats it... so you are wrong

  • 9000 people dead=minor risk

    I agree

  • @92796Apollo it is when compared to the amount of people alive

  • I wish he was still around!

  • tempered in raw shit lmao.

  • a modern day socrates...

  • Carlinism rocks!

  • I'm a nurse and I've been preaching this for years!

  • This guy could make any subject funny! Now that's a comedian who's good at his craft.

  • i die of laughing when Carlin says Goddamnit :D:D:D

  • WHY THESE FUCKIN PUSSIES!

  • Too bad that immune system couldn't keep his heart in line. Had he only swam in more raw sewage those white blood cells might have smacked his heart into shape before it got too lazy.

  • @shadowstorm1989 you're cynical and not funny

  • Brilliant! Just a shame that he didn't mention that people who get vaccinated or who get their children vaxed are also f$#%^ng pussies!

  • @vaccineshurtbabies

    You know why he didn't mantion it?

    because getting vaccineted strengthen your imune system, it's weaker version of the disease, so that the imune system can train and become better.

  • George Carlin your the best

  • GERM P'WNAGE!!!!!!!... (brought to you by George Carlin)

  • so true.. the politicians used 911 for their agenda of complete control and people are dumb enough to support that agenda

  • Use the same brush on ALL FOUR AREA'S!!

  • AIRPORT SECURITY TIP: To avoid those full body scans, where they want to strip random people of all their clothes, leave your anus soiled. You might up the flight to your destination and ruin it for others, but at least you won't be molested.

    Thank you!

  • yep,i am now a fan

  • Well said, sir

  • I have a shirt with "INTO THE COLON YOU GO!"

  • wow, his immune systim kicks ass.

  • Hudson river, new York homie

  • where was he swimming?? i can't make out what he says.

  • 95% of humans are FUCKING BRAIN DEAD

  • YES NOW I FEEL GOOD BEING NASTY

  • Hahahahahahaha that was disgusting "Armpits, asshole crotch and teeth" "you can use the same brush for all four areas" but so FUNNY xxxDDDDDD

  • If you smell a fart you breath in microscopic particles of faeces and germs. It proofs how strong our immune systems are, because we don't get sick after smelling a fart.

  • @Leviwosc *prooves

  • @zelstar20 I see what you did there.

  • i shit then jerk off in the same session

    AND I STILL DONT WASH MY HANDS

  • @solcario2 thats.. disgusting

  • @solcario2 lmfaooo

  • okay forget about germs

    but shit? if you dont wash your hands of going to the bathroom you're eating ur own shit smudged on a piece of bread gross!!!

    and what about parasites?? parasites arent germs they will kill you

  • @mercanaries3 Because it's so hard to wipe your ass without getting shit all over your hands.

  • @Jusman010

    yeah and thats why they made a sink in the bathroom... you know?

    how lazy is he that he wont spend 35 seconds to wash his hands or less....

    i bet he died from bacterial poisoning

  • @mercanaries3 you wanna know why indians only eat with the right hand? because they wipe their ass with the left hand.

  • @Hejzwej

    oh gee thanks for telling me mom as if i had troubles knowing that

  • @mercanaries3 well anyway, you were wrong when you bet he died from bacterial poisoning :>

  • @Hejzwej

    yeah but that mother fucker sick as hell

    okay just a minute forget about bacteria.... when i wash my hands i dont think about bacteria

    I think of the shit thats on my hands i dont want to eat with shit hands

    george carlin was 60% of a retard

    OH and sun worship is a real thing i do believe the illuminati practiced that

    and he did say he worships the sun

  • @mercanaries3 i disagree yes he may not of played with a full deck but hes right about what hes saying take it from me a guy whos been in and out hospital with no immune system due to chemotherapy the hospital is the worst place to be if youre a germaphobe yet i never got sick evn when my family got the flu i didnt get it and in the words of him about the shit on your hands what do you think you have an immune system for????

  • @Dietman72

    i dont care immune system fails half the time with a bad hygiene why do you think people died more often before they even knew about germs

    and on another clip he just calmly says this "i worship the sun" as if its no big deal

    i did research on that and was just amazed with the results.

  • @mercanaries3 what makes him such a retard?

    "OH and sun worship is a real thing i do believe the illuminati practiced that and he did say he worships the sun"

    oh gee thanks for telling me mom as if i had troubles knowing that ;> atleast it's better worshipping the sun than a deity.

  • He's absolutely right. All of this is Pathology 101. I live the same way he did, and I hardly ever get sick.

    And why the heck do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? It makes no sense.

  • LOL! @ 5:11

  • In fact save your self a lot of time USE THE SAME BRUSH ON ALL FOUR AREAS!!

  • Speaking of repeatedly washing your hands---thank you George Carlin, this rant about germs has cured my OCD!

  • I like how he's so proud of how healthy he is yet he died a couple of years later.

  • @GoochLewinsky ***9 years. Not a couple.

  • @SamoIsKing He's still quite dead and at a fairly young age. AND he had health issues for much of his life. I like Carlin a lot but sometimes he was just talking shit.

  • @GoochLewinsky no, he was talking common sense

  • @GoochLewinsky he lived into his 80s and he died because of heart problems it doesnt matter how good your immune system is, a bad heart is a bad heart

  • @MnM7431 He died at 71 (rather young for 2009) and had heart problems since his 50's (probably from drug use). I'm just saying he wasn't the picture of health. I love the man but on this issue I agree with science *good hygiene=good health.

  • @GoochLewinsky Yeah? As far as I know all his health issues were heart-related, caused by a hereditary condition and exacerbated by cocaine and alcohol use - very little to do with being a bit lax about hygiene.

    And he lived to be 71, having performed consistently since the late 50s right up till the end. Hardly a bad way to go.

  • @MrVinushka Fair enough but you can't contribute to your own death with drug abuse then brag about how your lack of hygiene makes you healthy, when you're not really all that healthy at all.

  • @GoochLewinsky Er ... why not? He stopped the cocaine in the late 70s and stopped alcohol and prescription drugs in 2004. The heart condition was genetic. His death was not related to his lack of paranoia about germs.

    And he was probably telling the truth - for all we know, he may not have gotten colds etc. often at all because he had a good immune system, that's all he's saying.

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  • @GoochLewinsky i don't get why you like it

  • USE THE SAME BRUSH ON ALL 4 AREA'S

  • ARMPITS, ASSHOLE, CROTCH and TEETH!

  • This guy is like my dad. 

  • Tops, TOPS!!! 2, 3 times a week, tops!

  • search dunebuggy-generation....talks about the same thing

  • the more you watch george carlin the smarter you get. this man has such good points about the immune system. it does need practice to kill germs in order to get stronger, americans are dumb

  • i live my life according to Carlin and I let my kids do whatever. They always seem to find gum somewhere and chew on it and it only makes me laugh. And yet somehow they don't get as sick as the other kids at their schools....

  • @xavierguitars It's like Carlin says - your body needs grems to practice on!

  • @xavierguitars

    My parents have let me eat some of the craziest stuff you've every seen, fed to me by my one italien grandfather (who makes everything by hand, even cuts up the meat and everything, straight from the pig, no processing) who rarely washes his hands, plus the stuff they themselves have given me, and I get sick maybe...once every 2-3 years, and even then the next morning (sometimes after only a few hours of sleep) I'm perfectly fine.

  • @xavierguitars nice parenting dumbass. you teach your kids about life based on one stand up comedian? pathetic, social services should come by your house some day soon.

  • @ShanesAutos no you fucking retard, i dont panic over stupid little shit. It's not my fault that george carlin got it right. He has a point, you have an immune system and it does need to get practice. You were probably one of those little puke bastards that had parents who took them to the emergency room every time you got a runny nose. Don't fucking tell me how to raise my fucking kids you fucking dipshit faggot.

  • @xavierguitars you speak to your kids using that language too kid??

  • @ShanesAutos shut up you have no friends

  • @OBieLegend have i not?? gosh i was with a few people only an hour ago and i believe they were my friends. asshole.!

  • @ShanesAutos your a fuckin dumbshit

  • @niblocorn1993 awh look at this. 3 intenet nerds with no lives trying to act tough.....patheic, you must think or sooo cool cursing at me.

  • @ShanesAutos who the fuck are you you little prick

  • dude 443,058 views come on this dude is 100% original ppl hes fuckn awesome and funny as fuck he neads more view.... RIP G.C.

  • Just too funny, and too true. Thanks! :D

  • All the kids in my childhood neighbourhood used to play in the town dump. The best part was going home, being told not to go there again (yeah right) then taking a real hot bath and getting clean again. Getting dirty was awesome, cause you get to take a bath/shower and get clean again. My last true sickness was two years ago. Crazy chest infection from swimming in a sewage infested lake.

  • All the kids in my childhood neighbourhood used to play in the town dump. The best part was going home, being told not to go there again (yeah right) then taking a real hot bath and getting clean again. Getting dirty was awesome, cause you get to take a bath/shower and get clean again.

  • "My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles with night vision and laser scopes and we have recently acquired phosphorus grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation mines."

    Best analogy EVER!!!

  • @Shthd84

    He was making a joke, people realize that 9000 is a high number

    And also, washing your hands has nothing to do with food poisoning dumbass.

  • @zombieslayer0319 900 is not a high number , more ppl die from potato accidents look it up

  • I played in gunk and filth and rats and stagnant water and junkyards when I was a kid and if I got cut, I just put water on it.  I have the immune system of a bull moose. Street immunization for the win.

  • dude... what a genius...

  • You know, TO COOL OFF!

  • Every single thing george says is exactly true what the fuck happened to this world.

  • press 9 rapidly for the subliminal message hehe

  • @merryann89 Joe .... Pesci?  =O

  • He is actually scientifically right. You have to expose yourself to germs to strengthen your immune system.

    My god we are so scared of germs we can barely even do ANYTHING anymore without getting sick or something because we don't let our immune systems get training.

  • ARMPITS, ASSHOLE, CROTCH, and TEETH!

  • @NBR1SwagProdigy LOL i love that part too

  • @NBR1SwagProdigy we may laugh, but it's actually completely true. Or maybe we're laughing BECAUSE it's true!

  • i never use medicine unless i feel like im about to die

    i only get badly sick every 2 years:)

  • George Carlin's immune system had alotta practice, thats why he lived 72 fucking years or so!!

  • @IloveVitoria2009 He didn't die from from disease though :)

  • 32 people are afraid of germs

  • @thechief1989 what are you talking about? there is no scream at all!

  • @theedit123 It's at 5:12

  • :) I agree with him 100% :)