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  • play it safe 7.9 =P

  • An overweight bearded man pretending to be a female in a chat room? I for one am shocked.

  • Kinda funny how he is soo FUCKING BOLD to upload a video about penis.

  • "chatrums"..

  • You oughta say you have a googol inch penis, like me.

  • I ment say lol

  • I dont care how big ppl day it is as long as ur a man and u have a dick ur okay

  • im 7inch

  • @hathwayh yea me too

  • 5 inches converted to the map of asia

  • 5.2 inches..sometimes maxing at 6inches..hi

  • @PopR1ne Wow that's the first honest answer I've ever seen

  • @TheDemeted lol ha yea..no need to lie..lieing wont make me feel better :p...atleast im 5-.5-1 in girth tho :d

  • I can use my penis as a belt. It's massive!

  • thumbs up if you went to the robotic vagina in the sidebar

  • Im a 9 inch bro

  • No you don't TJ, we've seen it.

  • 2 Inches fully erect I am.

  • I have a 25 inch penis! 

  • @hanson666999 25 inches? I thought you were supposed to make love to a woman, not kill her.

  • A happy 6.5 inches. <3

  • holy crap back in the day you looked like hulk hogan!

  • My penis is only 3 inches fully erect. But some women don't like it that thick.

  • @ShayWilliamDawson1 talking circumference, diameter, or radius?

  • @ShayWilliamDawson1....mine is 6 inches fully erect

  • @ShayWilliamDawson1 women dont like it that LONG but they like it thicker since the average depth of a virgin vagina is 4 inches deep for fitting in a penis. but the thicker it is it can be more stimulating for a women.

  • really i have a 15 inch penis too

  • I have an 8 inch penis.

  • I would totaly try to have a threesome with a women and her daughter :)

  • This is so fascinatingly ironic. Now, how could anyone possibly prove you don't have a 15 inch bana- I mean, penis?

  • @BoBz013 HI-LARIOUS!

  • lmao overkill. Love it. I would sub you if I wasn't incredibly grossed out by the topic.

  • 1:00 into the video "Not in real life, but on the internet guys will act like they've got brass doorknockers." --- Enjoyed how you delivered it just perfectly...

  • Now that his porn video where he shoves a banana up his ass was leaked we know that his penis isn't infact 15 inches, it's quite small actully.

  • I'm 6. Completely fine with that.

  • isnt the average like 5 and a half? wtf faggots

  • Mine is 6, and I'm 17. I'm pretty content with that :)

  • i believe i recall several girls i ask, saying they would run away in terror at anyone with a penis larger than 10 inches

  • lol, look at everyone exaggerating below me, jesus their insecure.

  • Tell them you got 15 inches in girth lol

  • My penis is 13 inch my boner goes all the way to my top 6 pack set 15 holy shit

  • i have 2 inches....from the ground that is...smh

  • popular in india with males. fucking indian faggots.

  • Pretty funny to watch now that we know it's 4x less than 15 inches.

  • @Atheismrulez yeah but that was in flaccid state, we have yet to see him fully erect

  • @RavensOfMyFuneral

    About 4" probably. Still pretty small.

  • @Atheismrulez I think it's over 5 inches, maybe you're feeling that way about his size because he's a pretty tall and fat so his junk looks smaller when attached to his huge body.

  • @RavensOfMyFuneral For a white man it is 6", when erect.

  • @GamingWithStatoke I wasn't discussing any white man's penis.

  • @GamingWithStatoke tell that to rocko and ron jeremy....

  • @RavensOfMyFuneral

    I very much doubt that. For every 30-50 pounds you're overweight 1" gets hidden under the fat. Assuming the best case scenario, meaning a higher-than-normal 7" and only 2" lost (TJ is 100 pounds overweight), that means 5". Assuming a more realistic scenario, meaning on normal weight 5", that means about 3-4".

    LOL.

  • @Atheismrulez @Atheismrulez You created a fictional fact for yourself - "1 inch gets hidden if you are bla bla " and then you are doing some serious math, and finnally estimating the guy's real PeniS size.

    Even Kinsey would envy you.

  • @Spandex08

    No, it's a true scientific fact. I actually read it on a news article.

    TJ has a 3-4" penis. Tee hee.

  • @Atheismrulez Go watch his banana video "if you can" and maybe besides all that shit and banana sticking in his ass (i got this from description - didn't actually watch) you will see his penis!

  • ahahaha u r funny

  • 8 1/2 inch bananna

  • I'm rocking a 2 incher

  • @TheTurbanTV Daum. Your girlfriend must be pretty lucky.

  • i have a 6 inch :D

  • banana

  • The burden of proof is on who?

  • What the hell? I don't need to knw to knw that ?! Why would you pretend a housewife?!

  • someone wants to be occupied!

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  • Since Bananagate we know how big your penis is not, TJ.

  • @agun17 you realize this video came out in 2008 right? No shit everyone knows he has a small penis NOW

  • Always 8"...yeah... seems you guys need a bigger scale.

  • This universe is just part of a higher form of existence. Imagine that you live on an electron of some kind of element. ;)

    I just came here to tell you this: because I am such a bigger lifeform and your planet earth is just a small molecular part of my huuuge penis you all suck balls!

    Have I won now? :P

    "Meiner ist größer!" "Nein meiner!" Mami! Der böse Junge hat gesagt, dass meiner so klein sei, dass ich bloß die Staatsbürgerschaft von 50% aller Länder dieses Planeten erhalten habe!" heuul!!

  • @garether It's kind of hard to imagine living on an electron since we are uncertain of where it is and it may actually be located at two places simultaneously.. I probably wouldn't have picked an electron for your example haha

  • 15 inch penis or 1cm penis "YOU DECIDE"

  • hii everybody if you look for what works fast for PE. google " supervir oil " experience.. good luck

  • is this.....hulk hogan??? :O

  • 32 inches. GOML.

  • @supertron421 lol i bet ur cat has a bigger dick than you

  • @inoviamaster Because I was clearly not joking -__-

  • Long like bar, too.  :)

  • My penis is 26 inches, I win.

  • @LOLWORKED u mean micro centimeters?

  • @TheJazuma 1. Watch the actual video before making your ignorant comment. 2. Micro centimeters isn't a real measurement.

  • @LOLWORKED my bad, I meant micro meters.

  • I have a 13 incher. I really do

  • if the size matters i would suggest this ...hugebetter..commmm

    From my personal experience it does work

  • I got a 15 inch totanka monster cock

  • dude...you think you're walkin a creepy path? after watching a bunch of to catch a predator videos I decided to see if this shit was as rampant in society as the show makes it seem and the answer is an overwhelming YES...posing as a 13 and sometimes even 12 (!!!) year old girl, I've seen guys in their 20s-40s say the most godawful stuff you can imagine...everything from peeing to anal sex to "are you getting wet for me" which is just inherently creepy regardless of age swing

  • @manifestgtr

    Go do the same test posing as a 7 or 9 year old.

    I wonder if you will get the same results.

  • @DogsneedpIeasuretoo "Go do the same test posing as a 7 or 9 year old."  that's the job of the police and they probably love it and only nab guys who don't have 15 inch cocks

  • @DogsneedpIeasuretoo so what you really like is being offensive, and thats because you have no morality, not a different one, just none basically.

  • @DogsneedpIeasuretoo Being a weirdo is not illegal, it just usually ends up being as unfortunate and sad for the person who is that way, and for the people (animals in your case) he/she comes into contact with during the their life.

  • My penis grew 3 inches longer during this video.

  • ive seen someone say that they had 17 inches

  • This is my psychology video of the day

  • I have a 100 inch penis. And it's actually horrible to have.

  • Am I the only one that thinks he looks like a fat version of Hulk Hogan in this video?

  • i actually have an 8 incher :L lol

  • I really do have 8 inches.... Why would any guy want a 15 incher, though?

  • fuck you haters, I'm white rocking like 3 inches.

  • Three years later, still true :)

  • 6 inches! Moving up to 7 inches soon.

  • @NWFWMbudwieser Wtf, how are you planning on doing that?

  • @NWFWMbudwieser It's called jelqing! You circuit your penis, your thumb and your index finger. And the state of the penis has to be at half erected. Make sure it's lubricated. And do it for six to twelve minutes a day. Two strokes per every second! I've been pledged it works.

  • lol i love how we all know his actually penis size now>:)

  • The guy made a video practically expressing how idiotic penis talk on the internet is and half of the people who watched said video just scrolled down to the comment section and wrote their penis lenght... Never below 7 by the way... Even though statistically speaking... Oh never mind I'm not making the same point as him.

  • lmao thanks for this. This is something all woman know when they are on the internet. I think it's a bit like the fisherman's THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY story lol. Peace Out :)

  • This is what the typical mommy's basement-dwelling troglodyte looks like

  • did you lose weight?

  • 7 inches and something. 37 for teh internetz.

  • 7 1/2 INCHS - 19 YEARS OF AGE

  • I used to work for a company which provided text-message based adult chat for guys in the UK. Reading the transcripts of some of the chats yielded similar results. Always 8 or 10 inches. The funniest part was that a lot of these guys then sent photos...so that you could CLEARLY see the lie!

  • How big is your penis?

  • @silvermarth 7inch at 15 lol is that good?

  • no more worry about my size thanks to w...helpomegasize.commmm

  • 15 inch banana

  • "On the internet everyone has a big set of Brass Balls." Completely true, I can't deny that lol.

  • just came here to see if there are any comments posted after the Bananagate :D

  • 9 and a half inches here mate for real and proud.

  • Thumbs up if you got bored so you searched Penis on youtube

  • @arypour more like thumbs up if you're gay. btw i thumbs downed you.

  • My penis is average. Actual average. Not what stupid people believe is average. Five inches. That's all I got. No point in lying about it. A good 70 percent of men are between five and six inches.

  • I'm like Howard Stern, 5.5! While Flaccid!!

  • <3

    that's not a heart

  • 8=D <-------This is u lol

  • almost 8

  • your penis looks like an acorn dude. i saw it lol

  • My penis is small T-T

  • Oh god, some of these video suggestions on the right are horrible!

  • I have a 15" Penis...

  • it's looks sort of like an outie belly button

  • now that everyones seen, its so fucking small lol. and i thought mine was small.

  • man this video was fucking bananas

  • @MrKen2501 i c what u did thar...

  • why are u an atheist?

  • Now the internet CAN prove that :P

  • its like baby corn

  • ha

    haha

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    'Fucking BOLD'

  • the banana > your flaccid baby dick

  • your eyes are filled with fear.

  • haha. he has 15 inches of produce in his butthole.

  • this guy was fuckin brazen...and i believed him because of it

  • Hahahahaha this is perfect

  • haaha, it's kiiinda funny now; we know he only really has a 2 incher at best :P

  • 15 inch banana

  • atheist with micropenis

    everything statrs to make sense

  • "How are they going to prove that I don't" .......... Well.............

    Seriously though, I still love this dude and his videos. He's one of the more decent human beings out there, seeing as how he can own up to this shit (that'll blow over in a matter of days) and be like, "Yeah. I did that. I don't give a fuck!"

  • This whole rant is coming from a man that obviously lied about his penis many many times. He totally thought about this from every angle. Also banana.

  • Nope, you got like 2 inch penis. We all seen it by now.

  • @alfredsson We have... unfortunately.

  • We all have proof that you don't, bud.

  • Pretty funny to see now that we know he has a 3-4" penis in reality, LOL.

  • 2:50 . . . Banana =P

  • This video is so entertaining in light of the banana vid

  • The banana he shoved up his arse was bigger than his little pecker.

  • he's mad because he's barely packing 2 inches

  • This is stupid

  • How the fuck did this attract over 1m views

  • Mine is 8..... Feet! Hahahahahaha!!!

  • hi, if the size matters, i would suggest you google this " supervir oil " experiencee...

  • @josesouthern You grew your dick from 1 inch hard to 1.1? Nice for you. Idiot.

  • @h3lldw3ll3r no but from 7 inches to 8.30in you idiot

  • @josesouthern whatever you say little man.

  • 8.54 inches.

  • pretty sad that this is his most viewed video

  • @magictuesday42 ??? please check his channel first

  • @BlackMetalWorld one of his most viewed videos* And i dont have to check, i watched nearly every video haha

  • @magictuesday42 I'm pretty sure his Sarah Palin one has more then this.

  • mine is 69 inches

  • Since this is the internet, I'm just letting you people know, my penis... Well... Ever been to central america? Yeah... That's my penis.

  • @suckitfuckerIDC so in internet terms, your as obese as america itself? not speaking as the people, im speaking as the country itself :)

  • @AfternoonProductions Well not really, for that to work, I'd only need to be as massive as america, or simply have a gigantically disproportionate example of genitalia, henceforth where the humor lies in the comment, but of course you have to draw a half baked comparison, with an unfounded insult included underneath the crust.

  • @suckitfuckerIDC I'm gonna throw this at u, i dont really know what you said, and i honestly dont care :)

  • 6 and 3/4 on a good erection day

  • Mine is 6 feet

  • Mine is 9 inches

  • My ass My apophis and Phillips

  • @TheObsessed101 you called?

  • i mesured that XD it was fucking huge

  • @mosesanderson7 Obviously you don't understand. Making up your own life and indentity and having someone absolutely believe it is actually a lot of fun, especially on the internet because theres no way the person you're talking to could find out.

  • I just have two regular sized dicks, one of them i pressed and formed it into the shape of a hockey puck, in my cinco penis re-former

  • i have a 18 inch