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  • 139 people are a bunch of fuckin french faggots

  • suck my pennie

  • Which comedian did he steal this joke from?

  • im from Canada and and im from Alberta and if you want to kill the french go ahead

  • he`s mad i tell you MAD !

  • "i dont trust people who put shit inside doughnuts"...

  • the french are arsehole's  :D

  • somebody call animal control

  • he`s crazy

  • HA HA HA HA...COMEDY MAKES FUN OF EVERYONE

  • @claksaface_If you think this is racist, you must be from a socialist system. This is comedy, and the Canadians do look down at the USA.

  • wow i cant believe so many racist comments can support this shit!

  • In the French speaking quarter of Montreal they treat non-french speaking Canadians like shit haha.

  • Quebec sucks balls.

    -A Vancouverite

  • @Kazinsal we suck balls? still better than be smoking crack like you guys ;)

  • FUCK KANDA

  • Canada is now imprisoning Americans for importing hentai into their country after security searched through his laptop!!!!!

  • Croaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahsssssssssss­sssssssont.......Crooooooooooo­aaaaaaaaaasandwich!

  • Doing a little coke Dennis? LOL.

  • Uh... Exaggerate a bit much eh? Haha

  • I bet French-Canadians even hate themselves.

  • I live in Buffalo...Those canadians better not sharpen there skates.

  • I live in Western Canada, and a few years ago I used to work in a town where the French fruit pickers would come and do labour work for the construction companies. Half of them couldn't speak English, and would be pissed right off because we couldn't speak French. I think they need to just separate and do the world one big fuckin' favour!

  • canada got alot of hot ass chicks dude. When i stayed there for 2 months, i was amazed on how gorgeous the women were. I come back to america, the land of obese bitches and bitches who look so worn out they look 20 years older than they are.

  • what the hell does shuntabonthaw mean really lol i wanna know!?!?1

  • @Bluesesshomaru it's a parody of french language, theres a song called "la mer" that give's a good idea of how french sounds. it'd be like if i listened to you and then went "blah blah blah blah" in a voice that sounds a bit like yours. what he's saying is "hahahaha shove it up your arse" at the french pomp and arrogance. hope this helped :D peace and love, i hope all the best for you in your journey through life :D

  • french people are weak sissies.

  • @helpdonate1 don't mix french and quebeker :p

  • i swear to god i thought i felt his spit hit my face

  • i'm going to assume you understood nothing from what i said because you really must have lost all form of cognitive thought to say the complete opposite of everything i just said and think THAT is my message. my friends are fine my boss is fine and most of my friends parents with a french background are fine. its the ones who support bill 101 that was to protect the french language and ended up hurting it even more. Get your understanding up to MY standard.

  • @Frostykitty100 I hope you'll never drive in Rome of in India.... You'll never stop whinning.

  • whats in that ciggarette lol

  • France! Frawnce! FRAWWNCE!! What's your name? CIANPON! Where do ya live? PONPUR!! ZUMPE!! BOMPE!! ZUMPE!! ZOMPAWW!!! ZUNTE!! ZOMBARRR!! ZUNTEEE!! ZUNPE....... Wow I'm really outta control on this french thing aren't I? HOLY SHHHIT!

  • Was there any comedy there? pointless

  • was this on the cd because i dont remember this

  • Some French Canadians dont like to speak white ... What is the problem ?

  • @Titoine19 They dont like to speak white???? wtf are you stupid? LOL its ENGLISH and english IS the first language here in Canada, dont like it leave the country basically

  • @katienana769 Officially, Canada is a bilingual country. There is two officials languages. And English is the first language now because of the cultural genocide of French Canadian nation ...

  • @katienana769 Yes there are 2 official languages but English has ALWAYS been the first language, What I didn't get is why you said they don't like to speak white. What is white? I didn't know there was such a language. I don't have a problem with French Canadians I just hate when they think they own the country and us English speaking Canadians are lower than dirt, We are all equal even though they don't think so.

  • @katienana769

    no, i know what he means. like how people from other countrys dont speak white. Americans speak white but other countrys speak different like the french canada.

  • im an english speaking Canadian and i don't have a problem with the french Canadians.

  • @vonelsk

    "We all hate the french"

    Why ?

  • LES CWOISSONTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • man he's sucks big time. you want something original go with Hicks.

  • im canadian and french and i think this is funny

  • french people are mainly ignorant agreed

  • @evade531

    You're kidding, aren't you ?

  • Denis Leary throws himself around the stage in an incoherent fit, whereas George Carlin makes a fucking joke. This man can't to make a joke.

    Did anyone actually pay attention at 2:10 to 2:16? Did you see that shit?

  • @rekken33 i agree, he got just a bit carried away,not really a leary fan but this is not bad  i think

  • I agree with Denis! I have met people from Canada and the English speaking Canadians were cool but the French Canadians were complete 100% arrogant assholes!!

  • haha thats funny cuase hes a big hockey fan

  • Leary speaks the truth. If you don't like it than FUCK YOU!! HAHA.

  • i wanna hear 1:40 in dolby

  • Well, I live in Quebec and yeah some people don't like it when people speak English near them. But that's just because they're not open-minded and were taught otherwise about English and all. But not all quebecers are bad.

    Besides I don't know why people are making such a huge deal on this video. Denis Leary is just making jokes. No need to insult French-canadiens. Seriously, grow up.

  • Même après 200 ans de tentative d'assimilation, on parle encore français au Québec. Ma fierté appartient à mes ancêtres qui ont défriché et cultivé la terre, comment pourrais-je avoir une fierté venant d'ailleurs ? Stupidity is at the individual level, sorry you guys met stupid french-canadians. But if you're the one that first insulted our origin, why the fuck do you think you had a bad reaction? Would you go to compton and say fuck compton?

  • From Buffalo myself and while the Ontario - New York rivalry is second to none, the Frenchies are just repulsive. Most Canadians are fun loving, can take a joke, are game for the skirmish and belt out pretty good music. Not so with the smug interior of Quebec who think they are something they are not (real Canadian or French).

  • If any of you motherfucking assholes have a problem with French Canadians, you don't deserve to live. This guy is doing something: its called comedy. He's joking around. He's an entertainer. But to you who are serious about hating French Canadians, you are a disgrace. Especially you Candians who are vehemently against your own county's founding culture. I'm an English Canadian and I love this country. I would never shit on it like some of you assholes. Really, you are an embarrassment to Canada.

  • @hnemers yeah canada is pretty gay.. specifically french canadians bc they are gay and a bitch.. 

  • @Chadandthetwins It's okay you can call us gay, we call you retards...

  • @hnemers hail Cananda. You guys are are the only ones we europians love in north america.

  • everyone hates the french, even us canadians thats why we sent all the damn frechies to the east coast where tus on the west half cant hear them complain

  • LMBO he has anger issues!

  • You people are wacked.

    It's stand up comedy.

    Calm yourselves.

    He's less serious than you are.

  • FRONNNNNCEEEEE

  • LHUURRR CWASSOU!?

  • Perhaps you just need a hug or a tissue?

  • If you dont liike this clip you must be French or you dont have a sence of humor. *get one they are nice*

  • I'm French Canadian. This is hilarious!

  • @JayM0310 I agree....XD

  • I'm Canadian but I also hate French-Canadians. Alot of us actually do. They drive us nuts. It's only one province. I don't care where he came from, he's fucking funny. Period.

  • @importantwoman totally agreed. Also canadian and do not like French- Canadian's annoying as fuck

  • @importantwoman agreed i'm an english canadian in a french speaking province, they are very very arrogant and care nothing for the English language. in fact if you speak English at all they will alienate you and hate you for existing. some real assholes over here.

  • You must be an asshole. There are 9 other provinces that are english so please pack up your racist igno'rant' self and leave.. I hear Red Deer is nice at this time of year. Everyone's bilingual in Mtl bitch...you got problems.

  • @frenchycanada actually no they are not. most people in mtl if stopped on the street and asked a question in English will say "i do not speck english" and YES i have done this seeing as how its a 10 min bike ride from my house in fact my next door neighbor and ALL my neighbors will say the exact same thing. At work when they hear me speak english to my boss they feel the need to come over and tell me to "stop talking le maudit anglais were quebec for fucks sake speak french or get out." Ass

  • @phDarcMe fuck the frankaphones

    they speak a dirty french! all slang

  • @phDarcMe

    You feel exactly how french speaking Canadians feel in english speaking provinces.

  • @Briselance no sir you are wrong. i'm bilingual. if you can speak english just well enough to live day by day in an english comunity then you are fine if you talk french to your friends and family, its understandable you speak your mother tongue with them. here speaking english at all means your treated as though you have the plague. If you can't speak 100% perfect "quebecois" here the treatment you get from them once they know your english drops dramatically.

  • @phDarcMe

    So if I get your point correctly, bilinguism would be a solution. But then, how to persuade a person who lives, say, in Vancouver, at the exact opposite of Québec, to learn even just conversationnal French ?

  • @Briselance simple do as we do here in quebec. have it as part of the school curriculum. I learned french at the same time as i learned english because i was born into an english family. But, this is not true for francophone's here in quebec they are FORCED to send their children to FRENCH ONLY schools, they never even learn the smallest bit besides the inevitable curse words. WE try to find a happy medium. THEY want to get rid of every language but french in quebec.

  • @phDarcMe

    "THEY want to get rid of every language but french in quebec."

    Minority complex, I guess. That's a pity.

  • @Briselance the english ARE a minority but you seem to want a stalinistic relationship between the english and french. Good luck with that.

  • @Briselance In Vancouver you need to speak chinese instead of french...

  • @phDarcMe all the more reason to speak English! :D

  • @phDarcMe Don't let the door slam you on the ass on your way out...

  • @phDarcMe Walk in and shop at Ogilvies and find out who has a chip on their shoulders... Is some did alienate you it was probably because you were being an asshat!

  • @Tenebrius1963 a chip on their shoulders? what in the hell are you talking about? are you trying to say that by speaking english in front of french people to my FRIENDS,FAMILY and my BOSS that i FORCED them to treat me as a second class citizen? In conversations that are entirely my business? Speaking my mother tongue caused me to be alienated? oh wait that was my point all along wasnt it? or have you just simply lost all form of cognitive thought?

  • @phDarcMe My point what that if you think anglos in Montreal are not arrogants then you must get out of your mom's basement more often... Yet i never came on youtube to whine about it, you're an adult (are you) so just cope. As for your boss then it goes both ways and if your friends treat you like a second class citizen because you speak english besides them then you must learn to choose your friends more wisely.

  • @importantwoman don't forget to get a permit to burn crosses on our lawns....do us all a huge favour...leave!!!!..your an embarrassment to all Canadians everywhere. Take your mobile home and leave.

  • @importantwoman i aint canadian. i dont hate canadians. but i hate french canadians. those pricks are too fucking cocky. yea sure the US is cocky but atleast we admit it

  • @cobrafreak006 In Quebec we have the best looking strippers and beer! That's why all of you rednecks cross the border all the for a good time!

  • @importantwoman i fucken hate quebec i live there but its shitty all fucking french fucking agresive drivers tailgaters.....

  • @importantwoman I'm an American but I love Canada, and yes, one certain province needs to vacate! :) Frogs.

  • @importantwoman They drive nuts too. 20 cars, Quebec tags/plates off the road during a snowstorm because they drive way too fast in snow.

  • @Fanik10 When i lived in Vancouver one pitiful inch of snow would fall and it was the apocalypse, car in ditches everywhere, here we get 2 feet of the withe crap and nobody give a shit, we still drive 120km/h through it and you will notice considerably less car in ditches.

  • @importantwoman im french-german, but I've never been to france, i don't have an accent, and i don't know how the FUCK you speak french! but now, after seeing this, i'm proud to be raised away from such a place :/

  • @importantwoman Canada was created in a time where there was pretty much quebec and ontario (Lower and Higher Canada) and was populated mainly by french people so when you speak of Canada, don't forget the french who made it all possible.

  • @importantwoman its bullshit over there.over there if you drive into there with over-tinted windows,they fine you

  • OMFG,

    " I think Mama Cass said it best when she said, "AUUUUCHHHHCHCHCCHCHAAAHHHCHAA­AUUUUCHAA"

  • I thought that it was the Americans that started putting stuff in doughnuts?

  • FUCK CANADA LMAO!

  • 1:35 !!!!!!!

  • 111 people are french..... lol

  • I think canada is pretty awesome, but so is denis and this bit.

  • Denis Leary beatboxing

  • fuck man... I'm disappointed by Denis.  Loved him in Rescue me but as a comic he is terrible. Bill Hicks knockoff...

  • XDDD; I can't help but laugh at this, despite being French-Canadian.

  • denis leary is soo cool

  • WOW, one word, MEDS! LOL

  • lmfaoxD i love denis leary<3

  • CANADA RULES !!!

  • Canada rules

  • Pretty sure France gave the Croissant to both Canada and the US. But funny none the less.

  • wat an ass

  • LEU CROISSANT!

  • I almost chocked on fucking pineapple juice when he started saying CRESEAH!

  • Wherever Pete is, this isn't funny.

    This is garbage.

    Whoever compared him to George Carlin--stop.

    This isn't funny.

    George Carlin is funny.

    This isn't.

    This sucked.

  • @rockyhard1 You can't please all of the people all of the time.

    Comedy depends on an INDIVIDUALS perception on what they see as funny.

    Sorry If I sound like a prick, but unless you came here because a friend told you to or you had hopes this'd be funny then I suggest refraining from commenting.

  • @rockyhard1

    and you just spent all that time typing that complaint. lol

  • Je suis d'accord Complètement

  • why is he copying george carlin so much wtf man....

  • YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH  QUASSOH!!!! Croissandwich.

  • I am from Canada and this is funy

  • @hecatesmagickchild AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA­AAAAAAHAHA!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! +Sighs+

  • So Funny!

  • Fuck france and Fuck you "eh" talking canadians. You know why I hate canada so much? Two words. Neil Young! two more.Alanis Moreset!

  • @fistpunxoioi

    neil young is great. wtf r u talking about. im a canadian and proud to be one. bitch

  • @fistpunxoioi Yeah... you keep Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to yourselves... They're so much better!

  • I love this guy!

  • Good my name is denplfehh!

  • yea ill take a speedball

  • Jesus THis Guy really is high on crack

  • this guy kicked bill hick's unfunny (but point well made) ass

  • the end part is the best!

  • I'm part french and I though this was the funniest youtube video ever!

  • thats soooo fuckin funny!!!!

  • the french are so easy to pick on lol

  • holy fucking so true HAHAHA

  • LUUURRR CWASSOU? LOLOLOLOL I cried laughing!

  • his face at the beginning is terrifying but hes funny as hell

  • His voice is like George Carlin sometimes, even his body language is sometimes equal

  • HOT FRENCH SEMEN!

  • Check out the mtv denis leary rant "Rascism" on youtube

    Kind of a hypocrite, don't'cha think?

  • well, that wasn't funny.... just ignorant

  • so i dont know. You think he has a problem with the french. I dont know i cant tell.

  • fuck the 102 people who disliked this...

  • @grettirr They where all french lol.

  • @grettirr It's not their fault they didn't like it. They're French.

  • The french must hate him

  • @konatown5 you, my friend, do not get to insult Bill Hicks. NO ONE insults Bill Hicks, especially a common piece of shit like yourself. Kindly go fucking die, and then Bill can tear you a new fucking asshole in the afterlife for being such a cock munching dickwad.

  • @gokumcgoo Amen!!!

  • @gokumcgoo

    correct.

  • @gokumcgoo Bill who?

  • @soccersucksnutz don't be a faggot, little boy. just pipe down and let the people who don't use a z when it should be an s, otherwise known as people with a mental age of over 5, talk.

  • Yep. He's right!!

  • "France...Fraance..Fraouunnce!­"

  • he's such a freak :D i luv him

  • he stole so much from the great and only bill hicks

  • @stuart7034 Yeah but i find he did it better

  • LOLOLOL I saved 2:09-2:18 as a sound on my phone!

  • you forgot say then you stole material to bill hicks

    ignorant

  • @saprissa30 Yeah look how great his career was with all that witty material. Bill who?

  • funny shit!

  • Conan O'Brien's crazy angry alter ego/cousin! Long live Tommy Gavin!!!

  • i laughed so hard i cried!!!! LOL i love dennis leary!

  • OMG-One of his best topics and routines-Denis rocks!!! Jesus-chrisaaaaann, chrisooonnn, "could be hot French semen for all I know pal!" Love him mockin' the french, wonder what he'd do to my name....yikes ;)

  • JOMPADOPOJOMPADOPOJOMPADOPOBAD­O xD

  • LA QWA-SOAN

  • "We turned it into a crasandwhich." lmao

  • you make a movie? not this time pal. lol lol lol lol

  • He is VERY Carlin-esque.

  • 1:19-2:25

  • Yeah man i can say that i live near french people and i make fun of their dumb-asses all the time lol

  • OMG, americans have no clue about the difference between french and french canadians!!! Being a quebecois that has lived in france, i can tell you that the french are nothing like us, and that most us us dont even want to HEAR about the french, cause they piss us off and complain to fucken much!! We're totally different groups of people!!!

  • why so serious

  • what I fail to see here,is here is one man with his own opinion about the French side of Canada. Personally,I've got no beef with any side of Canada.Having said that, all I am seeing here is one ignorant post after another. I believe Ignorance Spawns Racism,it's not written into the genetic code. It's no big secret that the French dislike the Americans,if the reverse is true,I can't say. Yes,Canada is a Beautiful place,but America DOES have it's spots,anywhere that isn't a Metropolis,thank you.

  • Sadly enough the tv and news shows metropolis'

  • Any Canadians see any good Hockey games lately?