Wheezy Shoe

[TheMintyBear]

When I retire I'll probably just play portal and Zelda like you Craig

[armargo]

because of the graphing pens maybe the DPC song earthquake should be the theme song :)

[XBladeWingX]

that wink was clever

[AdamantSystems]

lol bridlovers.

[AdamantSystems]

CALL ME JACKSON.

[roxanney4]

When i retire... WORLD DOMINATION

[SkullJokeBrook]

the new wheezy shoe is better

[poshnpiffle]

So i don't know what i will do (geesh, I'm only 19!), but i know what i WON'T do: watch TV all day like my grandma! even being on the internet all day like my uncle is better than that... not MUCH, but still!

[asterhogan1]

i didn't know the people (some are presidents) that were on money's names til today and why does hamilton sound like kermit the frog???

[acorah21]

USAF. Done lol.

[BuzbleBeeh]

:) when i retire, ima do what i do best... drink coffee 8D <--- banjo face

[noinfoman]

I am the 50,001st viewer... sorry many-zeroes-fans...

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[RassilonFTW]

murder people... oh wait........

[SirKaji]

Little did he know he'd actually end up making a Wheezy Shoe.

[ADayInAdair]

Best. Wink. Ever.

[Phobic42]

When I retire, I will live at Disneyland. Okay, maybe not live AT Disneyland, but I'll live unbelievable close, and walk there every day (old people who walk a lot seem to live longer), and enjoy being an old Disney fan. :P (And hopefully not creep the kids out)

[basketcasestudios]

he just came out with an actual shoe he is selling called the wheezy shoe

[PANCAKEMIXIHAZIT]

I LOVE ZELDA :D

[IansCheese]

Hey, He's making a shoe now called the Wheey Shoe.

Its like he was looking in the future

[nissypig1]

Love you

[ThePuff75]

How did the blind kid finish the water temple?

[MyNerdalicious]

may i order a weezy shoe? XD

[N00BterminatorX]

ledgend of zelda eh? not too shabby. but me, 3 words, GOD OF WAR

[ilyverymuchly]

That wink at the end was really cool

[KelseyAnnVicious]

@Tripp426 I do that anyways.

[Veezyjung]

spending my retirement on a race track.

RACING 'TILL I DIE.

[Tripp426]

What will I do when I retire? Watch Youtube videos all day.

[iMANTlS]

@dolfsvlog me too ;(

[dolfsvlog]

I miss the days when the doobly doos were in the sidebar :(

[Omtmy]

Thumbs up for crying

[iruleyayme]

0:54 keep clicking :D

[TheBonJovi100]

@iruleyayme :o!! subliminal message D:

[purpleownz176]

Hamilton sounds like marvin the martian!

[MuzycYzLyfe]

1:00 i thought it sayd ray william johnson

[chrisburke63]

i thought the title was Wheezys hoe

[cdreyo]

"when I retire.." is the mature version of "when i grow up..."

that means that this time I'll go to the moon for sure.

[TheZeaf]

Wheezy, What is your favourite version of the legend of zelda?

[StopMotionGuitar96]

Your mom

[MEMRSIR]

do you hate Lincoln because you wanted to be the only president to have a BA beard

[Narglesonamistletoe]

you know what I'd do? Pssh obvious, nine words: Every Super Mario Galexy That Will Ever Be Made.

[Narglesonamistletoe]

You're not really wearing different clothes, you just pulled on a white shirt over your purple one.

[adrian2305]

i would be the most angry and annoying person evar, gonna bully my son for his lame job and no friends. that'll be awesome!

[TheSkittles1001]

When I retire I will: #1. Take over the world, #2. Destroy anyone that doesn't like Wheezy Waiter, and #3. Yell at everyone that walks on my sidewalk. It is mine to walk on when I feel like it, I just don't right now.

[BEB131]

I will drop out of college just to retire and play zelda NOW

[marypiscore]

"that's impossible to say" lol I LOVE YOU WHEEZY WAITER

[mgreeper88]

he hates lincoln cus lincoln abolished slavery

[LiveLifematt]

When I retire I will be a BAMF playing the latest video games on the most elite consoles, and spending time with my wife IN CO-OP MODE

[mafleeted]

mil? millard filmore?

[Sparkel205]

I ma make my grandkids some cookies.. FILLED WITH POISON!!

[LyfeDenied]

brid lovers ftw

[crazyelly6446]

lol bridlovers!!!



[RVBDeathbot]

YOU SAY DATA as DAY-TUH! I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW!!!!! =DDDDDD

[Kitaroija]

Why didn't your dad admit that he'd GET DRUNK, since there's all the time in the world?

[Narglesonamistletoe]

I'm a hard core bridlover, Claig!

[Souvenir90Nine]

When I retire I will become the most powerful hamburger in the world :D

[Mer1002]

With forward balance and no wind resistance when you shave your beard, that must be hard. I love you <3

[Samdonttrollshyt]

You, me... rock out >:3

[12214470]

I will become a russian communisit spy... then go to the USA and and infiltrait your youtubes, promoting russian propoganda.

[spyderpilotuser]

4 words! the legend of neil.

[pinkpandamiranda]

THAT IS SUCH A COOL WINK!!!!!!!

[Knifeblade11]

when i retire ill - hang wit all my retirement buddies playing matrix style video games where you pluged in,, ofcourse ill be totally noob cause im old but thats alright there'll be millions of other old noobs.

Ill also anoy my grandchildres ect with simplistic technological questions! and dress like a 10year old

[DotzomgFearz]

im related to president lincolin and im offended!! (seriously though i am..)

[horrabletypoe]

Why does Alexander Hamilton sound like a younger, sexier Yoda?

[MysteryManJMN]

I'm gonna go to a retirement home. It is gonna be awesome, sitting in a chair all day eating pudding, ahh, that's the life.

[boredcubed]

why does wheezy's crying makes me laugh so hard?

[NegroNinjustic]

hamilton is awesome.

i'm glad i'm not the only one who knows this.

hamilton is up at 7 on a saturday and could really go for a bagel with some cream cheese

[dukEfRANZfERDINAND]

i just watched from january 26 to march 4 and now im bored

[regularguy5mb]

When I retire I'm going to do nothing but read and watch movies all the time.

Wait, that's what I do now...

[zelda1russell]

My name feels so right in this video doesent it?

[olacatta]

nice wink!!!

[Evolutioncrap]

iShoe... that reminds me. i watched blogtv and dude made prank call to Apple store asking if the new "iChair" was released. I laughed my ass off when it turned out that ichair actually does exist. (sry for bad spelling...)

[anwatan]

You have the cutest lisp :D

[XmcmuffinsX]

Your president voices sound like Sesame street characters.

[hobmiller]

Andrew Jackson was a terrible person

[AliensAteMyGrandma]

3:47 sounded like duffy duck. i don't think i'm gonna get to retire..they're after me ;-)

[MissLissaLindsey]

I will most likely just focus on my hobbies. I need to keep busy. Besides, if you dont keep busy or have fun, you get oooolllddddd lol I read a study one that the majority of retirees die within five years of retiring. I think it's because they don't do anything anymore, They're so sedentary a lot of the time.

[WeaselBond007]

Wheezy Waiter is my favorite person because he said Legend of Zelda.

[magfe888]

Ahahaha I love the wink ^_^

[twopointwo]

Weezy you've done it again. Pure research center hahahah, i tried it myself i could say it :P haha love your vids keep it up!

[cprow10]

haha YES the legend of zelda!!! best video game series EVER!!!

[beribbonedmuffin]

Minnesota! :D

[McManiacGirl]

when i retire, i shall sit around playing old nintendo games, which shall be stored under an armed guard especially.

[Jal0peura]

I've been thinking for like ten minutes what will I do when I retire. Apparently I have no idea. Maybe I'll grow a beard.

[WodahsR]

Runnerguy is awesome.

[Hermanator190]

The Legend Of Zelda= WIN!!!!

[CheesePickleMonkey]

I want a wheezy shoe. They look awesome!

[hawkclaw2000]

go  insane!

[illiieeeestef]

I don't even need to retire to play all the versions of The Legend of Zelda ;D

[OfficialJumpingBoy]

I already planned what i'll do when i retire:

grow 7 beards, one for each day of the week.

my life is gonna be awesome!

[punkprincess34]

what will i do when i retire?: UR MOM

pwnd.

[lilman436]

@punkprincess34 fail

[Macedon2bc]

@punkprincess34 LOL! Nice one!

[keyofawesomefan]

lolz typo it should be 24/7

[keyofawesomefan]

i will spend my retirement playing video games 24/8

[virgostoner]

on an island with only wifi and youtube and my weezy shirt five stars

[bongalek00]

i would get drunk and smoke weed all day like 2pac does now in heaven

[EWOlson007]

I have been on disability for a number of years now. I mostly play WoW. lol

[Wingz136]

sleep.

theres only 1 camera angle in this video. shocking.

[AuntieEmbabe]

Alexander Hamilton, or Hammy, has bedroom eyes. Check it out.

[reusaki4life]

lulz wheezy <3!!!

[silliprincesspeachie]

Ill probably be doing the same thing im doing now...seeing as how im gainfully unemployed XD playing my ocarina (no, really i have an ocarina and i play it!) playing zelda (and his ocarina, or grass leaves) playing WoW, doing various crafts...and watching wheezy waiter :)

[Screenplaya]

In my golden years, I will be Final Fantasy-ing my arthritic bony butt off. Ooh, and working on my time machine.

[trixy219107]

im only 18 so I have plenty of time before i retire, but when i do i plan to spend it sleeping and spending time with loved ones. =]

[MissrenLau]

Legend Of Zelda FTW!!!

[Glutexo005]

Zelda! Hell yeah!

[tinaconclave]

awesome wink!

[monkeyintheforest]

coolest wink so far :)

[YurasuEbi]

When I retire I'm just gonna sit around and talk about how I used to watch WheezyWaiter videos back in my day.

[brown996]

when i retire, and thats like... almost 50-45 years away from me... but! i will follow example from my grandparents... i think they are they have one of greatest retierments ever... they get up around 9 am... my grandma makes pancakes and washes some apples for my grandpa and they eat, then drink coffee for like an hour, talk... then my grandpa do something in his garage to fill up his time, and then they watch movies... it's like totaly chilled retierment! awesome + i will play my drumms <3

[alexalexon]

im gonna spend my retirement breaking into schools and drawing mustaches on all the posters of people from history.

[animewolf16]

5 stares for stupendous wink

[cmboggs]

I love that your grandparents watch! My grandma read my music blog once.......but you win.

What do I want to do when I retire??? Hmmm I volunteer teaching folks that are deaf about the bible...I'll probably be able to kick that up a notch and....I'll be able to make it to more concerts :) Love the vids

[YEnigmaGeek]

Awesome wink. =)

[elti580]

play with little boys. (:

[pandoraandvladimir]

i am gonna sit around and catch up on my reading...

naw im just kidding IDK IM JUST A YOUNG CHILD!!

[LlamaMommaDrama]

Best Wink EVAR!!!

[lolae2011]

that was my favorite wink ever!!

[CadaverousEsthete]

I also love Zelda so I will probably be playing the games until I can beat each of the versions in my sleep.

[eatenedurcookie]

lol, why is alexander hamilton kermit the frog?

[charmstub]

Wait... was that a Supernatural reference?

[briannafucker666]

Dude, when I retire, I'm going to go to a baseball game wearing nothing but a trench coat, leap onto the field, and run across naked. :) hey, I'll be old, they can't do anything about it. Bahahahahaa!!!

[savepoint11]

legend of zelda??? love that game but retirement would be all about world of warcraft. wheezy you should start playing. join the horde on Azjol Nerub!

[KittleKatastrophy]

when i retire i plan on being the most annoying old person i can possibly be-i'll drive slowly and pay for everything in pennies.

It will be amazing

[huswsimonbla]

the wink this time was the most creative in my eyes

[awesomeness10853]

are you a teacher? you look like a teacher..

[SingerxYuna]

I'd like to spend time drawing and painting.

[goldfishtime]

when i retire i will move to south america and live with monkeys and hopefully hang out with tarzan and george of the jungle. if not i will just play wii and my ds the rest of my life and waste time on facebook.

[Lexx7007]

did you go to sandy balls?

[suppawill]

i will smoke weed all dy like i do now

[kaity0408]

wtf. there's -1 thumbs down... how does that make sense?

[blessedbyacurse]

when I retire, I'll sit at home and watch youtube all day. Just like I do now.

[PianoManUltra]

Join a heavy metal band.

[MusicMeg2012]

When I retire I will create the Sequels to Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog... and get a rape whistle... oh also reply to many people-that-I-don't-know's comments on Weezy's videos

[MusicMeg2012]

I had to watch it like three times, just because the awesomness was so overpowering

[Crabcakes125]

lol this is awsome

[REMsleeper428]

I love that shadow wink.

[REMsleeper428]

My dad can't afford to retire. :[

[crazycannon122]

AHHH YOURE GREAT! haha check out my channel please!

[RainVeins]

When I retire, I'm going to pretend to write books, brag about it, then pretend to be too modest to show anyone.

[HellsAnkel]

Perfect World International..... All day long..... Hey wait, that IS my life! I'm a college student, damn it! You can't blame me! :P

[suppastar101]

best. wink. ever.

[YourAverageAdam]

i'm spending my retirement fund on hard candy and small porcelain statues of cats.

[moonshanks]

hey wheezy, where's your mum been? haven't seen her in a while.

[NameWithoutNumber]

When I retire I will drink too much tea, read, learn some awesome languages and travel using the money I'm saving by not having a job.

Wait... My friend just told me she doesn't have to pay her boss to work...

Hmmm.

[NameWithoutNumber]

Craig's* Doh!

[NameWithoutNumber]

I love Craigs brilliant inventions.

[Koekiemonsterxx]

legend of zelds FTW :D

[rockpaperstuuph]

I'm going to give the middle finger to babies as I slowly slip into senility.

[YoshiStarSpirit]

Wheezy, please say this: "Oh! You scared me! I thought you were the police."

[Angel1000287]

Hey Wheezy, did you know that one of the first signs of schizophrenia is talking to inanimate objects?

[sharpsuitedmod]

maybe ill finally finish any of my projects when i retire... i dont even work yet.. im in school.. but when there is absolutely no hurdle i shall make my masterpeice!!

[sharpsuitedmod]

hamilton sounds like fozzy bear ^_^

[AClumsySheep]

what an inventive wink

[APedroSanchez]

retire? Haven´t even started to work yet :)

I´ll probably make a youube channel

[TheAfricanDiaries]

I'll die when I retire. =/

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Lol, I thought that's where Angel went in season 2/3 of Buffy ... Oh gosh Im a nerd

[rjofthe4]

Must retire and play guitar hero forever!! Oh and I must have a garden with flowers! Lots of flowers!! With butterflys and bees and birds and worms and ladybugs and rollypollies! but no escargo aloud!! :D

[YoshiStarSpirit]

Are you sure you're not my French teacher?

[o0SomeRandomGirl0o]

I'll go "return" things to Macy's when an old lady like me "lost" the recite.

[JohnFLupin]

Im not gonna live long enough to get to retirement

[aHAZmatty]

I love it when the coffee is done too!!

[YoshiStarSpirit]

@aHAZmatty Who doesn't?

Actually, I don't personally drink it, but it suits Wheezy.

[xmissjemx]

That wink was one of my favorites!!! :D

[Xeidasx]

BurbanOwl I WANNA THROW FRUIT AT ANNOYING KIDS TOO!!! CALL ME WHEN UR OLD K?!

[manaiscoo]

bridlovers!

[tacojohn9]

For retirement I kill hobos. Poor guys.

[greenspankymonkey]

Fap more.

[hardrain08]

Buy a crazy stripper wife!!

[Nomad6763]

Thats not a bad idea...

[partyweetow]

Retirement? I'm more concerned with finding a full-time job after graduation.

[georgieBOOM]

When I retire I will be retired. Natch.