Björk Bjlög 1: Cinco de Mayo

[ShunGuan]

Awww, no fair, we never get that kind of snow in Kansas! Closest we ever come to is debris during one of our tornado seasons, and it's never so joyous. :(

[TheHornet79]

@RueSophia Thats okay. Its called ASMR now that I figured it out

[jessmrow]

This is a spoof of the video "bjork talking about her Tv." If you watch that one you will see what they are parodying and It makes more sense

[TheDownhunteRlitghT]

wtf???????????

[Underexperiment]

Lol!! Funny stuff!! Looks like PJ Harvey!!

[atheistunicorn]

kris krunkle

[nic1357]

wtf is this shit

[garrobito007]

this is how gringos should celebrate cinco de malo ,,not with that stupid american flag

[vigilantnapper]

Pretty good Björk voice. I'm glad you put the city part in there. Too bad burritos don't have elevators like televisions.

[span89]

You fail, piss off.

[maniacafrodisiac]

@StudioFred You just know that all this started when her boyfriend (the tomcat who lives in her house) wanted her to do a Bjork impression during foreplay. I'm a huge Bjork fan, and I love these! I think she would too, lol.

Also, is that little sound that plays for a split second from Nine Inch Nails - Corona Radiata, off the "The Slip"? :P

[spongebobnik]

This could have been creative but it stinks from ignorance.

[masterfillups]

this was a compete waste of my time

[chrississippi]

You sound Polish..

[chrississippi]

You sound Polish...

[spongebobnik]

@chrississippi Dupa! Gupiec! Now that's Polish, you ignoramus! Is this a forum to take pot shots at all the nationalities? Wanna exchange more Polish slurs with me? We've had centuries of it and we can take it and dish it out too! C'mon chtrississippi.....

[GirlFixer1120]

@spongebobnik Lols.

[GirlFixer1120]

@spongebobnik Lols.

[wellesradio]

Don't let the poet lie to you! Haha, that's just like the real Bjork!

[6unforgiven6]

haha this chick gets down doesn't anyone have a sense of humor!!?!

[John11inch]

Are you shooting these in your house? If so, love your sense of style.

[BlakRos3xx]

oh look its snooowing, so joyful. I love Bjork, but this is the funniest shit ive seen in a long time!!!!!! Its all in good fun=)

[piguitit0]

fuck you...damn whore how dare you...it doesnt make any fun

[noreja5]

YOU ARE A FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED ASSHOLE !!! ... YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MEXICAN CULTURE, YOU BETTER TAKE A BOOK AND READ.

[TheHornet79]

You know when you hear a gentle voice and it makes you feal good? Not sexually or nasty at all. It feals like bubbles are going up your skin poping. I am having one right now :P

[smitty618]

It's kind of humourous if you have seen the interview of Bjork on her TV. Nice parody, I mean, I love Bjork, but I hate when people take parodies of artists seriously.

[potatoesinside]

If you were acting well, you video could have been funny. 

[xPikmin2x]

Criss cronkles gonna come! lmhead off! You are so funny! I like it!

[pollege]

bjork high ahahahahahahahahahaha

(stop stupid comment i know is a copy :)

[ARTUROCK666]

She needs an urgent brain surgery!!!

[ARTUROCK666]

oh God she needs an urgent brain surgery!!!

[esnobol]

omg this is stupid

[JohnnyLovelyOfficial]

lol

[joker69xzb]

otras putas tradiciones ke ni al kaso

[molkofan182]

jaja bjork is gonna hit your ass jaja like the reporter who was hit by her... jaja

[jamapelval]

bitchs this is funny

[xstormXblasterx]

i love her imaginary mind :D

[Albagari]

OMG it's like the vid of Björk's TV i love her weirdness...... and love her too, completely!!

[Abraxas80]

You can even give her a cowpat, she will see a million fascinating things in it....

[petarvelkovski]

I ADORE Bjork, and this girl caught her weirdness extremely well :). Thumb up for the video :)

[CamronJLB]

@petarvelkovski pretty sure it's a dude.

so very good.

[inkheaart]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJ I LOVED ALL OF THEM, great work

[butterskycloud]

soooooo funny so funny

[utopi78]

¬¬ ash!

[dakonaisakoala]

i love Bjork but this is funny

[LLLeeeeeeeee]

Exactly what I was thinking. I adore her work and her personality but this woman has got it spot on and it made me laugh so hard! n__n

[xschneggex]

XDDD

[iko105]

she doesnt even know how stupid she looks.

bjork is untouchable

[dethwizard]

fuck this shit.

[halojaner]

stupid yanks

[RubyTwilite]

stupid.

[marianomoli]

it sais "maSHO" not Maio

[lopezroi]

I saw the video about Bjorks TV set, and NOW I understand this Cinco de Mayo parody LOL I LOVE the parody!! Its very funny!!! I love that it emphasizes peoples misconceptions about Cinco de Mayo (its not even a real holiday in Mexico).

[tutehello]

I've seen it all!!!! xD

[godiemd]

haha love it

[EricaDizzle]

Oh my god! Her accent is DEAD ON!

This is cute :)

[someloser190]

lmao! YES

[stuuupid91]

I love Björk!

But this was very funny! I must accept... XD

The only thing I didn't get was the fact that you consider a "burrito" like the typical food eaten on the "cinco de mayo".., We don't even eat burritos in Mexico...

anyway.........

[DPuppetBoi]

ha haaa you do happy and gay things on Cinco de Mayo xD

[Burninghands714]

I watched this... thought it was fun!... I hate making comments... but these posts are ignorant of what this actually is. It's a light-hearted PARODY of Björk (primarily from her Sugarcube days) with inspiration taken from interviews... and it is a good parody. I used to be a huge fan, but come on!... She's a human being who grew up in a hippie commune, showing off creepy style to get attention!!... OF COURSE SHE'S A LITTLE BIT "OFF"!!... Just laugh and pull the sticks out of your butts!

[timelightbaby]

hmm. the woman. or whatever it is....is ugly. not only to look at....but the rest of the day my pretty head will be filled with the most ugly thoughts just because i couldn't help myself. it was my destiny to watch this. i can't believe theres even worse than this out in the world. to the woman: youve probably done a lot of bad things in your life. when i go to my special place....ill have good thoughts about you. and hope that something helps you. i am sad for you.

[wrath266]

FAIL!

this is so lame and extremely stupid

[cedrok13]

total mess up... She should do Britney Spears blog instead

[MissAnnMarie]

this is probably the worse video i've ever seen

[gungoes]

I'm not sure what you're trying to do, is it comedy? There's one thing I can tell, as a mexican you made me fell discriminated; to me this is a racist video

[hedgehoghoodlum]

We're all human bro, calm down... smoke some weed and enjoy life.

[nievevioleta]

stupid gringa! get a brain girl. Bjork is a genius and you are just a shame, you must kill yourself. and for your information, burritos are not a typical mexican food, idiot!!!!!.

[thaismolica]

hahaha loved!

[moonis1]

FUCK YOU!

[MausNicholaus]

I love your parallel to the video of when Bjork is talking about her TV. I think these are great :)

[hucleberryjam]

stupid woman................Bjork i GENIOUS

[PeaceAndLove4Ever3]

wooow.....her eyes and face arent even right neither her accient..but nice try

[KURISUCHRIS99]

this is stupid

bjork is awsome

dont make fun of her

[HareKrishnaAlex]

and all the people say thank you for the rain, christmas time, and kris krunkle ahhahaha

[multifaceticakrenxun]

uuuhhhh..pense q era otra imitacion burlesca..pero la verdad hay q reconocerlo habla y se explesa parecido! buena imitacion :)

[X6VampireLust9X]

I love this, I hope there is a part 5 :3

[mrshpyn]

this is ridiculous. Pooooor!!! Thanks for rating!

[laheroinadejanis27]

jajaja fuck you

[Stenheart]

ahhaha LOL OK I LOVE BJÖRK and I wanna mary her. but i think this is not a diss just a stupid homage. But I LOve Björk.

All the people who diss her would burn in hell.

[AstroPolar]

all these people commenting are idiots, she's hardly, and brighten up! everyone's getting so offended!

i love bjork and i love this :D

i think it's a silly homage, not a diss!

[djgezzy]

wow your ugly

[livier21]

duhhh!

...so lame & foolish

[sucumcardenas]

thats not cinco de mayo AMERICAN IDIOT. And It´s true, dia de muertos is in november, and in mexico, we do not celebrate cinco de mayo, like the mexican americans do. you are a racist ignorant!

[bakamarluxia]

ok thats just a stupid thing to say, im mexican too, and i know all the celebrations and stuff, but if this is just a skit...

dont you think its suposed to make funny of something like in this case, celebrations and bjork, by the way, im a bjork fan, but come on this is funny!!!

if you dont like it, dont post stupid things like that...

the people that made this video know all the information they're handling so please...

[StudioFred]

Thanks, bakamarluxia!

[bakamarluxia]

Welcome! ^_^

[psyvala]

Lame lame lame

[genericbotface]

You're kind of a moron...

It's sad because Bjork is so freaking smart and you just...wow. Your statement isn't even clever. It's on the same level as potty humor.

I really don't think people who are nobodies should be allowed to even make statements against intelligent, established people until they themselves have actually made any sort of contribution.

Congratulations on simply adding to the heinous amount of garbage that's already clogging this site up.

[Fairuza21]

this isn´t funny at all!!! its stupid and immature .. =S please if ur gonna waste ur time at least do something more interesting!!

[doginsideyourbody]

hahahaha.

[bluepurpleglasses]

lol...i was amused

[violentlyhappy1]

solo los gringos celebran el 5 de mayo

[dikirto]

this has been the most disgusting thing i have seen within the last six weeks...

if i could only have that camera and the time...i would upload some real funny shit...

[Sabreeshuh]

um... thats not what you do on Cinco De Mayo. You honor the dead on Dia De Los Muertos, not Cinco De Mayo. Even the real Bjork kinos that.

[StudioFred]

The real Bjork kinos lots of things!

[xPikmin2x]

@StudioFred lol! All i kino is This is hilarious!

[bakamarluxia]

well duh!

[jlilbit09]

calm down bitches!! its just youtube..:)

[dancerrrrr2010]

your a fucking bitch.

this isnt even funny

you should feel like a horrible person

[latinogott]

I don't think its funny at all!

Very racist! Seriously!

[latinogott]

She's not Bjork! Please. This is just not right! Bad very bad! Kind of racist if you ask me! Very offended!

[rediculouslylongname]

I'm never eating a burrito again... :(

[pseudonym1964]

Not funny. Really rather stupid. Difficult to parody without falling into stereotypes... and this is nothing but it. Give it up.

[melissa10474]

I just love Bjork, lol.

[aadascann]

mmmmmmmmm rico rico burrito!!!

[montecarlostar]

this is wonderful!! cheers! :D haha

[MercenarySlick]

She does a REALLY good impression.

She's also quite hot.

[silveraindrop75]

okay...if it's just a parody that's fine. i thought you were one of those lamos making fun of her.

[silveraindrop75]

shut up. you're not Bjork.

you're an ass.

[maddogg63]

Lame

[cachupingo]

thats stupid

[kmilobjork]

I can imitate her much better xD

ITS SO HARD TO BE BJORK

[Batgrunger]

shame!

[brucinda01]

I practically worship Bjork, but this is very funny and good. :) LOL

[WolfOfRage333]

The problem with humanity is that you can't joke anything without being blasted ! And it is like that for a long time. I really love Björk, her music and everything she does, but I found that video funny ! People always exaggerate... seriously...

[Aurelius27x]

its too easy to make little fanboys and girls all butthurt over harmless parody.

[golocholan]

puuutaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dzsumbicsaj]

it's an uggly bitch!

[gregorshanks]

agreed - poor show.

[cakeofsoap]

is she disabled?

[antifungalspray]

lame

[johnartmaster]

get a fuckin life lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oyazamij]

Be ashamed for abusing her name!!

[angelgr696]

get a life.

[ProgressivePiano]

it's not really funny. but it's okay. you have to watch the björk video where she talks about her tv set before. than you understand the video better and it's more funnier! :D

just search for: Björk talking about her TV

[FlatTheWorldIs]

true

[jaemoon2]

please die. really, please. not Björk, you

[christinafansclubIT]

is not hilarious, boring ^_^

[Kriegsarschmann]

That's not Bjork. >:(

Her face isn't an extreme scowl waiting to happen. Oh, she may sound sweet and wonderful but I know she's metal deep down inside.

I know.

[xbri0432x]

now i don't want to eat a burrito because i'll be killing all of the joyous people and they'll never see the spicy snow fall ever again! mmm, spicy snow..

[Tripp393]

she sounds so like her!

[bowlfullofcherries]

oh god this is just brilliant! love björk tho

<3

[dokmuoh33]

it is brilliant!! hahaha

[ammigable]

she is crazy

[nami74]

i love bjork, shes so sweet, but this is hilarious!

[mirigoesfreak]

never eat a borita .. theres a soul in it :D

[Ghostposse]

this is based off of a video bjork put out of her self when she was really young, talking about a tv. this is hilarious because its dead on. as much as i adore her, sometimes it feel like she exxagerates her accent and she just tries so hard to be...i dont know. i mean for god sakes i know a lot of icelandic people who dont have that accent. this video is dead on.

[Ghostposse]

this is hilarious because this is based on a real video of bjork from when she was very young. she talks exactly like this and when she starts talking about the burrito, she imitates exactly what bjork does when she is talking about the circuitry in a tv. this is so true. i am a huge bjork fan. but its true that she just is....almost like its not real. i dont know.

[m0rningbell]

Ghostposse, LOL yeah! I immediately remembered the video where she was talking about how the circuitry in the tv looked like a city. hilarious. i love B though.

[rainimariapolako]

i think she does not eat burritos :)

[rainimariapolako]

this is just fuckin weird. stupid woman. björk is an wonderful artist

[MaterialTim]

the most of you dont understand björk

[jayNerd08]

its about all the ppl...my ass.. lmfao

[chriskhandlee]

Cinco de MAIO hahahahaha.............

[heymrblue]

thats great!

[ohfeverhead]

I'm not one of those bjork fans that can't deal with people making fun of her. I actually love it when people do a good job, like on space ghost or when winona ryder did her on snl. This is just boring. This girl obviously doesn't know anything about the woman.

[Bjork61]

nobody can play as Bjork, all these plays look stupid, not funny at all.

[Lucky8590]

"A poet told me that inside Burrito, is a soul of somebody who has been through much torture and saddness and I believe it verymuch..." this sketch is amazing (even tho I like the real Björk) hehe

[crazyclarissa8D]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha lol she is kinda crazy

[jayNerd08]

ohhhh myyyyy gahh.....

[mrbungs]

hah. You're kind of hot. Probably because you're acting as Bjork. Nice twist on the Bjork checks out her T.V. video.

[littlesnarferz]

Brilliant! This impression is so good because it doesn't "make fun" of Bjork or paint her to be crazy like others do. It does,however, point out how seriously "artist" take things that may be art or may just be damn silly.

[cherisse1997]

you got that from bjork talks about her tv hahaha stupid but funny

[melamassu]

Such a stupid shit!

[googledisher]

She looks like a retarded porpoise and this is pathetic humour.

[Typhoon10000]

Lame. Please tell me at wich part I am supposed to laugh.

[Italianitas]

And for the record.. she is just so smart and unique.. u dumb ass, go kill ur self

[Italianitas]

U r so lucky i dont know u.. fucking idiot.

[jamapelval]

now i have to speak like that bjork

i cannot speak nonrmally

[MAM29]

"like a city"that's the only what I liked, but learn to speak spanish and pronounce well "5 de Mayo" :)

[merecommere]

This is so stupid that I can't be bothered to watch it till the end.

[ragnarkisten]

This is a parody of Bjork talking about television. You should'nt let poets lie to you. Check it out. By the way, Bjorks talking voice is much edgier now than it was back than. I guess she has more confidence

[jukenfist]

I can see Bjork do something like this XD

[htzblondz]

I am a Bjork fan but I thought this was pretty funny!!

[InfernalJovana]

bitch why do you waste our time whit this shit?

BJÖRK is great but you are XXXXX

[jayNerd08]

hehe mkay i love bjork, but i know what vid they got it from.. its bjork talking about her tv.. heheh.. oh thats horrible.. the anatomy of a burrtio...

[dominoize]

u r a dick!

[IsobelBjork]

this is just stupid!

Bjork isn't at all like that

[d3ejmz]

you know, to mock bjork's intelligence with this bink's bunk, is like licking a non-tootsie-pop to see how long it takes to get to the middle. Shyaiysh!

[ratted8]

dieses mädel ist der absolute kracher!!! witziger gehts wohl nicht - ich liebe zwar björk aber das ist genial!

[soymatilde]

igual!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreaddog]

ahh the truth about Burritos genius :D

Bjórk's great!!!

[kevwink86]

hahahaha You need to work on your Icelandic accent

[earfolds]

Such an awesome parody. I commend you.

[jaemoon2]

the only thing people use against Björk is her accent. she's perfectly normal. i don't get the "spastic/weird/crazy Björk" parodies. are you afraid of someone who's not conventional, then?

[bakamarluxia]

wow dude!!!

thats a huge burrito full of cities!!! haha ^_^

[JuliFerVal]

She did a really great job. Love Björk, though!