@Rechkalov7 You area a super genius, sir, and your ideas about the world intrigue me! Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to perhaps? seriously though cool video.
@Krumpenstein Oh and i've seen your videos by the way, keep watching extreme fighting this is soooooo instructive you must certainly be a genius yourself, we say it takes one to recognone an other one.
@Rechkalov7 Wow, I must've really hit a never if you post twice about something I wrote casually and then look into my profile to try and bash me. My intention wasn't really to get under your skin. I apologize.
in this modern age...sadly, looks seem to have n important role, oh, and a young age to. Bahh..not to me, not to everyone, there r some real people that r still out there..good luck finding em though..great true vid.
Maybe... you're being way to hard on yourself. Maybe you are pretty and you just haven't seen it yet. And in this modern world boobs can never be too big. Be happy - that'll make you even prettier.
And oh yeah... Men go through the same thing. We all do... WHY ??? .. ever hear of Performance anxiety... male pattern baldness... us having to provide, protect, pamper regardless of ANYTHING... " If you only knew what i know " "walk a mile in my shoes" "the grass ISNT greener over here"
What is it that makes us human feel we're never really good enough... Never really pretty enough....Rarely have i met anyone who is happy with who they are. with how they look... WHAT IS IT... is it Demons... is it the Media brainwashing us... is it the 90 lb toothpick legged runway models.. WHAT IS IT... this woman in this video is wonderful. She's not a super model.. she's not a troll under a bridge. She is N.O.R.M.A.L
Very nice, I love it... So true! And I just adore the Smiths' cover! Nobody can d better than the original but this version is almost as good as the original!
yeah its serious, n i often wonder who is actually goes through with that, if i wasnt so paranoid n thinkin that u were joking, i might have cried...maybe...
You are now designated as a "lucky charm". When I was bored as hell in Iraq I came across your stuff. Did not get it at first humour wise, but after a few viewings I started to figure you out. When your vids started circulating w/my unit on our last month deployment no one got hurt or killed. Everyone like your stuff w/exception to the Iraqi Interperters who could not figure you out. You are our offical mascot. Cheers.
You put a lot of forethought into that video. It is very thought prevoking and insightful to those that never think of such things. No wonder so many good ratings. And here comes another one...
Do you think we could maybe beat it into people that love takes different forms? Cause I had a fantasy that went like that. How about 'love taps' and then we could develope rougher stuff for some? How will they know if we don't tell them and help them see?
You should feel lucky to be one of the few that kissed me? ROFL... is this a quote from some pompous ass? Damn... Great video though... I don't know anyone that's not a self conscious about something.
FIne work. The spoken stream of consciousness was beautifully done! I could feel feelings when I was watching it. Then I had a vervous breakdown. Everything is OK now. Maybe.
You're right... I love my boobs. They're AWESOME!!!! I don't quite get your mortals line... probably because I so rarely hear people say "mortals!" And Paul Thomas Anderson???? Super cool... love punch drunk love... why'd it remind you of his movies? but super cool... super cool super cool super cool.
i think you must like being you. to be happy the way god made you
wizzer49854 11 months ago
I love this and I'm sorry for all the stupid comments people leave.
sienaforest 1 year ago
@sienaforest ha ha, thanks
maryvannotes 1 year ago
ur pretty :)
ericrussell3333 1 year ago
I like the dark curly hair.
awilliamwest 1 year ago
you look so good with the wig on, it's insane.
ikt123 1 year ago
yummyyyyyyyyy
basskillaz 1 year ago
Beautiful, You and Your Video were Breath taking
dsdougharty 1 year ago
Great song by the smiths
semicroma 1 year ago
I like short hair
spaceorbison 1 year ago
....just as you are.
laughingyourassoff 1 year ago
Youre a genious.....
badazzrockchic 1 year ago
id date you, are you local to the Philly area?
expressomax 1 year ago
0:15 No man would ever say your "tits are too big" silly girl!
javaxsqft 1 year ago
this was awesome, i think yr gorgeous mary great sense of style as some other commenters have mentioned already as well =]
femmeriotgrrrl 2 years ago
maybe if you didn't talk so much
ummerrahh 2 years ago
love the red dress and white bow! i have no nice lothes,boo!!
frozensky86 2 years ago
Awesome sense of style! You are such a chameleon! I would be so proud and not a little bit giddy if I had a gf like you
davidhyperion 2 years ago
2:21 nothing wrong with a good sweater..definately my favorite part! love mary to bits!
abacinate 2 years ago
I liked this, cheers
ghostonesixnine 2 years ago
I want to tit fuck her. I don,t know why.
Rechkalov7 2 years ago 4
Probably because she has nice tits.
MrJowee 2 years ago
yeah that would be a good reason, Hey i watched your channel and i just love hank williams.
Rechkalov7 2 years ago
@Rechkalov7 You area a super genius, sir, and your ideas about the world intrigue me! Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to perhaps? seriously though cool video.
Krumpenstein 1 year ago
@Krumpenstein I hope that wasn,t an attempt to be sarcastic cause that would be a TOTAL MEGA SUPER MEGA MEGA FAIL. Did i mention Mega?
Rechkalov7 1 year ago
@Krumpenstein Oh and i've seen your videos by the way, keep watching extreme fighting this is soooooo instructive you must certainly be a genius yourself, we say it takes one to recognone an other one.
Rechkalov7 1 year ago
@Rechkalov7 Wow, I must've really hit a never if you post twice about something I wrote casually and then look into my profile to try and bash me. My intention wasn't really to get under your skin. I apologize.
Krumpenstein 1 year ago
i love
rekanders 2 years ago
god, that was beautiful.
PartyNeko 2 years ago
can u add a showerscene, perhaps?
pootubeftw 2 years ago 2
those tits seem awfully squeezable and nice
pootubeftw 2 years ago 2
I think your cool & i like your stile too
just be your self....don't wary
3xmful 2 years ago
BOOOBS!
monkey9090 2 years ago 2
I like your style. Good actress and poet. The lads did not get what your video is about. Cool... go on.. you are onto something here.
G.
GauchoRiograndense 2 years ago
wow, rly good video. you´re pretty in my opinion, i think u don´t have a reason to doubt about that.
well done :)
Flauer2 2 years ago 3
Very ... self awared
Commandos12 2 years ago
Ya........YOUR TITS ARE TOO BIG.. I bet..
OmJarr 2 years ago
I think you're pretty, no doubt about it.
crosmas 2 years ago
the wig makes you look kinda cute
barqueWorks 2 years ago
maybe you shouldn't be a comedian.
FalseWitnessScoob 2 years ago
how come I havent seen this in the 3 years its been sitting here. So cool. You have a new subscriber.
CAlex6977 2 years ago
nice one gurl...
pmdsp 2 years ago
00:39 is cute.
Mushman34 2 years ago
in this modern age...sadly, looks seem to have n important role, oh, and a young age to. Bahh..not to me, not to everyone, there r some real people that r still out there..good luck finding em though..great true vid.
simplyvk 2 years ago
yup and being tall and bulked is what guys need to do. i bet if i stoped working out girls would stop liking me. even though im a fairly nice guy.
barqueWorks 2 years ago
No doubt man.
guardcorp 2 years ago
wow, nice rack, i have a stiffy now
28power68 2 years ago
WOW
5*****
morgot1979 2 years ago
good video, creative and original...congratulations
rikatuve 2 years ago
Interesting video. I like the outfit/hair combo at :50. Great job!
NathanRW 2 years ago
hey not to be F'ed up or anything, but you have nice boobs. just thought I should say something.
marvinshelbygt 2 years ago
^this guy is so right
TehDuct 2 years ago
I liked it.
ravnemand 2 years ago
Beautiful. Funny and serious. I'm smitten.
michaelchanning1 2 years ago
omg, i love your boobs, sorry : (
bgeraldi 2 years ago
i love her boobs too and i'm not sorry =)
o0oLadyFyorao0o 2 years ago
Love this one for the dialogue / soundtrack throughout.
greenotebook 2 years ago
nice pair of BOOBS ^^
killuv93 2 years ago
No tits are to big!!
efenka 2 years ago
super!!!!
pikasiak1 2 years ago
miren este video lo e exo para ustedes!!!!
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watch?v=Ju5sixtPCyw
miren este video lo e exo para ustedes!!!!
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zapatonyear 2 years ago
this video is amazing! ...
badazzrockchic 2 years ago
I wouldn't say weird,but,different would be more appropriate...
lpv1899 2 years ago
Mary ... i love you in ALL dresses in this video ..... i am in love whif you (brazilian fan)
solixwall 2 years ago
You have BOOBS.
BabmerChan 2 years ago
Highly talented
VmaxChaos 2 years ago
Nice pair of boobs
williamsonwatch 2 years ago 3
ur boobs are amazin
KnifeONLYXD 2 years ago
isn't she tho pretty and strange and i like her hair its black and her bangs if thats what u call them i would like to play mommy and daddy with her
djbspliff 2 years ago
beautiful at :44
b3darko 2 years ago
strange girl attractive in a kind of way
angdaz 2 years ago
ur kind of hot in a weird way.
mittROMNEY666 2 years ago 2
i know what you mean :P Thought i was the only one ;)
waackomann 2 years ago
wierd , special, cute
pipus4444 2 years ago
waoooo
xetax2 2 years ago
Would you like to share a box of wine sometime? You look like a girl with class.
TravisPepperwood 2 years ago
i really want to put my penis inside you.
antoireland09 2 years ago
You don't have to worry about being less funny, Shut the fuck up you slurry.
bekfry2 2 years ago
Maybe u should make less videos and do something real like WORKING.
JennyTilia666 2 years ago
There is no such thing as tits too big
talfacprez 2 years ago 2
Some people are really UNIQUE!!
BennyBlanc0FTB 2 years ago
Uh, yeah sure, unique...
trevorduvall 2 years ago
Pajama Party!!
rabidowski 2 years ago
Maybe... you're being way to hard on yourself. Maybe you are pretty and you just haven't seen it yet. And in this modern world boobs can never be too big. Be happy - that'll make you even prettier.
spacecowboy5000 2 years ago
stop at 0:06 BEAUTIFUL
Hyan36 2 years ago
i almost cried at the end :(
good video
: 3
Quickflames 2 years ago
NICE one.. you look better if you fix yourself.. anyway.. I've said this each time I watch your vid.. you're so damn hot..
vennappocalepse 2 years ago
wtf?lmao
ninjakaempfer 2 years ago
diese schlampe gehört mal richtig durchgefickt :-) sie hat abspritz garantie :-)
thomasbuffys 2 years ago
Errr, wtf.
This world is getting bad, really. lmao
DjElpaso 2 years ago
Your hot...dont change a think..
Gixxxerdan 2 years ago
nice breast
Venenosoo7 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
maybe if you socked my cock........
mblake1997 2 years ago
I love this! on top of that she is fukin gorgeous.
overkill2006 2 years ago
"Could you shave this?" Hilarious.
Damn cute girl too.
bozzutoman 2 years ago
yummy
allmightycs 2 years ago
And oh yeah... Men go through the same thing. We all do... WHY ??? .. ever hear of Performance anxiety... male pattern baldness... us having to provide, protect, pamper regardless of ANYTHING... " If you only knew what i know " "walk a mile in my shoes" "the grass ISNT greener over here"
Davidbzm01 2 years ago 2
What is it that makes us human feel we're never really good enough... Never really pretty enough....Rarely have i met anyone who is happy with who they are. with how they look... WHAT IS IT... is it Demons... is it the Media brainwashing us... is it the 90 lb toothpick legged runway models.. WHAT IS IT... this woman in this video is wonderful. She's not a super model.. she's not a troll under a bridge. She is N.O.R.M.A.L
Davidbzm01 2 years ago
really good.
aracpeter 2 years ago
nice tits
joedipal 2 years ago
awhh...i smell like vinegar xD
IRellevant 2 years ago
very good job! i enjoyed this.
sweepswoop 2 years ago
I'm a man and I go through the same shit.
firstcat 2 years ago
maybe un cazzo... go out and get some cock....
sukafc 2 years ago
So true
mgorhaml 3 years ago
This is hurts to watch, but in the right way, the things never really said aloud kind of way. Beautiful.
Maswune 3 years ago 2
This would make a great public service announcement on tv during the friggin WWE...it is about time guys realize all the shit us women go through!
careerful1 3 years ago
Guys watching WWE don't care about the shit women go through - not in public service annoncements or anywhere else.
LostBlackBook 3 years ago
maybe not.
INDIIO 3 years ago
Very nice, I love it... So true! And I just adore the Smiths' cover! Nobody can d better than the original but this version is almost as good as the original!
spaceboy2095 3 years ago
sniff... after almost crying for a few minutes I think im going to call my ex and tell her that im sorry... (more sniff)
esk89ld 3 years ago
babe, i would date you; you're the cutest... & more importantly... are hilarious!
carlosmnyc 3 years ago
damn! that's women for ya
LevKozlodoev 3 years ago
those damn maybes...
wolfgirleatsbaby 3 years ago
intense.. love it
Ronnymo 3 years ago
genius, fuckin genius.. great editing, great video, great mind.
FrankoLou 3 years ago
your hot
chrisw40 3 years ago
this makes me cry cuz i totally get it.
musicmakr27 3 years ago
yeah its serious, n i often wonder who is actually goes through with that, if i wasnt so paranoid n thinkin that u were joking, i might have cried...maybe...
gz77 3 years ago
Ahhh the goings on in the mind of a confident young lady.
Spectres 3 years ago
This rocks!
razorio007 3 years ago
Wow. That was awesome! More please!
Gold3n3y3 3 years ago
Nice girl!
Superplebeo 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ur mom will die in four hours if u dont right this ten times on ten differnt videos
IM SRRY DIDNT START
MyIQis0 3 years ago
5 stars.....nice work.
artworkslive 3 years ago
You look great with your hair down
LouisR79 3 years ago
reminds me of me.
CodeLipstick 3 years ago
Camille Paglia and Cindy Sherman...but with a sharper sense of humor...the subtle satire of the Smiths is a nice touch...
Mike
mCmadley 3 years ago
id like to give you some nice prime cut meat......oops i mean some good old uncut honkin penis cheese! ;)
smegma4skin 4 years ago
SUPER cute.... wish we could meet.
noliarz 4 years ago
There's nothing wrong with you. Any man that makes you feel as if something is wrong with you, is a damn fool.
carrey17 4 years ago
Wrong man. The wrong man.
Damn.
Bibbly53 4 years ago
Saun YOung look BladeRunner Nice!!!!!
BlackraIN757 4 years ago
U are just so pretty
taylerdoodle 4 years ago
Blah, Blah Blah...and oh ya, your beautiful.
scantron02 4 years ago
I love you.
MemoryLaneFilms 4 years ago
Man, that was so sad..
TwilightDrop 4 years ago
you are gorgeous
ExquisiteCorpus 4 years ago
there's nothing more beautiful than an intelligent woman. We will never meet.
unchienandalouz 4 years ago
I just thought of the best comment ever.
PleaseLikeMe 4 years ago
You are now designated as a "lucky charm". When I was bored as hell in Iraq I came across your stuff. Did not get it at first humour wise, but after a few viewings I started to figure you out. When your vids started circulating w/my unit on our last month deployment no one got hurt or killed. Everyone like your stuff w/exception to the Iraqi Interperters who could not figure you out. You are our offical mascot. Cheers.
Mrwhitedog 4 years ago 2
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF COMMENTS!!!!! you rock!
maryvannotes 4 years ago
I wish we were child hood friends.... and we would like... build tree houses together.
teddy5549 4 years ago
You put a lot of forethought into that video. It is very thought prevoking and insightful to those that never think of such things. No wonder so many good ratings. And here comes another one...
rexlv2000 4 years ago
Do you think we could maybe beat it into people that love takes different forms? Cause I had a fantasy that went like that. How about 'love taps' and then we could develope rougher stuff for some? How will they know if we don't tell them and help them see?
bitRAKE 4 years ago
You're a freakin' genius.
GriffinPoint 4 years ago
You should feel lucky to be one of the few that kissed me? ROFL... is this a quote from some pompous ass? Damn... Great video though... I don't know anyone that's not a self conscious about something.
valkem 5 years ago
you're an inspiration to do things
mrmree 5 years ago
You are intelligent and very relatable. Keep on being yourself. Oh, and you are beautiful
existentialistcat 5 years ago
"my name is phil baroni im full of baloney" LOL shes was great at that.
cypresspuz 5 years ago
then again, maybe not
Dougthedog 5 years ago
not only are you the cutest thing, but you have a gorgeous soul..
alxndr2379 5 years ago
This video is so beautiful. Very fluid, very very nice.
MissAndyWarhol 5 years ago
FIne work. The spoken stream of consciousness was beautifully done! I could feel feelings when I was watching it. Then I had a vervous breakdown. Everything is OK now. Maybe.
clockworkhorrorshow 5 years ago
Powerful. For the first time in ages, I find myself speechless.
AericWinter 5 years ago
Interesting Smiths cover version. Don't usually like Smiths covers, but it's decent.
Oh, yeah, nice film too.
[i'm a fan, ;) ]
dallow 5 years ago
cliched.
RimJome 5 years ago
Great vid!
VonRichter 5 years ago
I love this.
kb4292 5 years ago
Welcome back..
Ha ha..I saw your name on a wall in Paris yesterday...
perthomas 5 years ago
super awesome!!!
maryvannotes 5 years ago
Im on the way to Denmark for x-mas,just loged in to tell you that i filmed "the wall",its in my x-mas video called "LOOKING FOR MARY"..
Love your work,happy to have "met" you,look forward for 2007..HAPPY HOLLIDAYS TO U.
perthomas 5 years ago
When are you going to make a film and evolve beyond us mere mortals?
Question 2: Since when is it bad to have boobs like yours?
Comment 1): It reminded me of a Paul Thomas Anderson movie. And 2): The silver wig is cute.
Rackuzius 5 years ago
You're right... I love my boobs. They're AWESOME!!!! I don't quite get your mortals line... probably because I so rarely hear people say "mortals!" And Paul Thomas Anderson???? Super cool... love punch drunk love... why'd it remind you of his movies? but super cool... super cool super cool super cool.
maryvannotes 5 years ago
Mary, your brilliance overwhelms me. This video...this video...I'm speechless. 5 and favorited.
superlunary 5 years ago
Very cool video. Always a joy MVN!
presidentwes 5 years ago
maryvannotes, I think I'm in love with you. Please keep making videos, you're amazing <3
sferb 5 years ago
All the coolest chicks live in The Bay Area. Very cool Mary.
K80Blog 5 years ago
mary you edit goodly.
popsongromance 5 years ago
Thank you for this video.
Shrog1 5 years ago
I thought you didn't like the Smiths? ;)
Good work.
julesnewdisorder 5 years ago
you're a real hip chick in my book Mary.
mrmree 5 years ago
Love it. Serious question.... are you left-handed?
mtblance 5 years ago
thanks... and no. Why?
maryvannotes 5 years ago
Left-handers use the right-side of their brain more(the artistic side). Since you obviously have a gift, I just figured. I know, I'm a dork.
mtblance 5 years ago
you're not a dork. : )
maryvannotes 5 years ago
Wow! You never cease to amaze; comedy, tragedy, intelligence. I hope people don't really make you feel less beautiful and amazing than you are.
MojoGuitarPlayer 5 years ago