How to Interpret Sex Dreams

[TheHamsta101]

How do I open my mind? Do I need a hammer or something?

[PhuckHue2]

I actually dreamt this. I was on a tropical island and I walked upon a log cabin full of naked women who were smiling at me. As soon as I walked in the cabin I woke up!! WHY! WHY WHY!? :-(

[superbob620]

ive had 3 dreams about molesting my loved ones :/

[hot6235]

I never have sex dreams, only fantasies. I've fantasized about my brother, I felt terrible afterwards, but this made me feel better.

[PhuckHue2]

@hot6235 ew

[graceisNERD]

I had a dream about my brother once. Really creepy.

[Rawrzz04]

I had a dream I was having sex with my best friends little brother....

[CokedUpPuppy]

I had a dream I had sex with my grandma.

[runescapeglicthes]

I dreamt about fucking my bro in the ass.....

[princessbc333]

ewww...I can't even imagine getting in bed naked with my cousin...or my uncle...UGHHHHH...

[TheJenBong]

I had a dream about bacon once.

[MsZigster1]

One of hid "dream diary" pages said: "Locked in a castle with two knights. After being tortured, they knnighted me with their penises."

LMFAO

[yummybluespidermans]

What if it's a dream of walking in on your parents having sex?!

[KBSpartanR8]

My dreams consist of fighting in the world of halo (you know the video game), and then moves on to girls

[PirateDuckyy]

my dreams are either quirky quiet romantic relativity normal sex dreams or crying and screaming trying to get away from a rapist... :(

[WiggieWomper]

I had this dream where I was going to do the sexy with a really hot chick but I went to my bathroom because that's where I was keeping the condoms so I went back to do it and she was fucking Archer (from the cartoon) in the ass I was like holy shit I didn't know she had a cock.

[DreamingRay]

what if someone reads my dream diary...

[madmanslullaby1]

um i dont know if this counts but i just had a dream today that i woke up and i had a penis and a vigina........

[SuperKitttycat]

Knighting with penises, huh? ...wow

[MrReallyquitebored]

So basically you have the most fucked up, immoral sex imaginable in dreams

[toocheaptobuyatripod]

Talk about disturbing! Last night. All I remember is a dark room and a horse, um..uh..never mind.

[tylercheez02]

@toocheaptobuyatripod lol

[MyLyricsVideosRock]

I have dreams about people having sex! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IM 12?!?!?!?! O.O

[Articfoxgirl25]

@MyLyricsVideosRock im 13 and the same thing happens to me.

[VisualPrefection]

Incest in our own dreams. Oh! How wonderful our mind can be!

[nickkingcool]

i did it with my stepsister in a dream ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[kkk345ify]

@nickkingcool looooool

[ebdelios]

She has a hole in her shirt. (i'm a girl btw) :)

[Muckilove]

I did it with my dad in a dream once...wtf?!? It still disturbs me!

[PhuckHue2]

@Muckilove ew

[candygrl36]

Why is it that my partner is always a cartoon? lol

[PhuckHue2]

why is it when the sex dream gets good I always wake up :-(

[hello3602]

@PhuckHue2 same here man lol

[FountainRealm]

@PhuckHue2 Same thing, right before I start to make out.

[InsertGun]

i can't remember the last time i had a dream

[IamNixon]

Researchers say that who you have sex with in your dreams isn't important? So I guess the fact that I was having sex with Kim Possible in my dream doesn't mean anything. I think the who matters as well.

[meetkinggarrett]

i had my first sex dream (im 16) and it was fuckin crazy hot. omg i wanna go back. i was fucking this one girl and we were doing it everywhich way last thing i remeber was i was eating her out. I FUCKIN LOVED IT. i think i watch too much porn

[SerjTankianGoddess]

omg ive dreamed about doing it with my teacher

[pinkprincesskim]

@SerjTankianGoddess me to lol!

[ianguru]

Anyone else notice the lotion on his mantle? That's nasty. :)

[terratonic]

ew didn't want to know that last fact ...

[DJmasternotnice]

i had a sex dream last night. it was totally awsome. i walked into my hotel room, and she was on the bed. sucky sucky!!!

[brutaka359]

His handwriting is something to vomit to.

[mzbribri015]

That's kinda disturbing dnt u think

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@mzbribri015 yea

[keyseric]

this guy is a nerd

[SugarCape]

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[Sharkskillyou]

Yeah so they want me to write down in a little book what my sex dream was about. That will be great when my mom finds it! Ive had sex dreams since i was 11 and i still have no clue what anyone of them mean.

[moradmansour123]

100% ...i guess the part about being ignored is so right !! i have been thro this !!

[matt12526]

It's a bottle of Renu Bausch and Lomb contact lens solution. I have that exact bottle in my bathroom...

[laxgod01]

o m an that like the weirdest coincidence cuze like me and probably like another million people have it in there bathroom to...thats spooky

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Dreaming about having sex with a family member shows that there is need for a psychological intervention.

[francuzas1488]

He really does have a bottle of lotion by his bed! Damn wanker...

[ZeroSumSpiral]

Yes, you're retarded it is a bottle of liquid to clean his glasses.

[francuzas1488]

Let me guess, you're so upset because in fourth grade, kids used to laugh from you? Tough childhood, eh?

[ZeroSumSpiral]

I'm just correcting someone that's a retard.

[francuzas1488]

Alright, brother. Maybe you're a retard, not me. I can't see where does it say "Liquid for Glasses". First you should prove that's not lotion, then call me a retard.

[ZeroSumSpiral]

"I can't see where it says "Lotion", Dumb shit."

[francuzas1488]

You're sick, get help. You replied to a message that is almost half a year old. Can't you just fuck off, you stalking piece of shit?

[ZeroSumSpiral]

hey,hey,hey,hey,hey,hey Fuck You.

[francuzas1488]

Right.

[Jemand4Ger]

LOL :D ^^LOOOL!!!!! :P that's how you interpret stupid answers on true comments xD

[laxgod01]

its contact solution...

[pyro360man]

lmfao look at the bottle of lotion he has on his table

[nonshalan]

That's not lotion, it's the liquid he uses to clean his glasses.

[ugtaris2]

i watched the video, then i looked down at the comments and saw this one.

i laughed my ass off

[MonkeyOctober]

The last bit about the sex with a family member was really creepy.

[JaslenaLove]

@MonkeyOctober:Yeah Your Right,But you really CAN'T control your dreams,if you have a sexual dream about a family member,Your not crazy..Idk Why but i have the Weirdest Dreams..I've had those type of dreams about family that i don't really get to see though but not often,Only once in my lifetime and hopefully never again!!Lmfao!!

[SricZednem]

@MonkeyOctober Well, according to Sigmund Freud, we all want to have sex with the opposite gender parent.

[iceaclmicacle]

good thing i don't have a hot ass sister!!!

[RavishingRedheadd]

lol omg crazy

[icecool1065]

Errr, the family member bit at the end is sick....

[99help]

LOL

[norybiak]

i went to bed in my bed, then i had a sex dream, then i woke up in a tent?

[tstrongmets20]

haha wtf

[rubberduckie5000]

isn't anyone else besides me scared that if i have a sex dream i'll start sleep talking and making "sounds" then someone will hear

[chattycookie]

@rubberduckie5000 I fear that all the time! O.o

[gothicchik52]

@rubberduckie5000 don't worry you are not alone in that heres the solution

sleep on your stomache with a really big pillow to muffle the sounds

[carlycat101]

@rubberduckie5000 my friend Grace moans A LOT in her sleep and i think she dreams about sex stuff :p LOL

[cjd623]

just to mention i just had a sex dream with a person i just grabbed of the street

[ppp9922]

i had a dream that i had sex with a chick and i was in public but i didnt care then i was arested for it...if it was real it would be worth it.

[mcdonaldman56]

I really like this remake of canon. At least that's what it sounds like.

[lenerbean88]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kaboom016]

LOL. ; )

[AES4lyfe]

thats nice...

[Alternate90sguy]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[cjd623]

lmao

[Darkest797]

TMI D:

[jkeys251]

And? I mean that sounds pretty tame. We've ALL had THAT dream, am I right?

Thank you SO much for sharing, though.

[k1ngkester]

you sick fuck...

[12345uh9]

3 letters. TMI

[AES4lyfe]

yea think? ew!

[MADMAX53357]

That is an awesome dream! lol!

[player518]

thats weird

YOU WEAR PANTS TO BED!

[MarshallRyneAreSweet]

wats ROFL???

[dAKarkoloAb]

smthin funny

[AndiieAndKatiieShow]

roll on the floor laughing

[eyeheartpancakes]

Rolling On Floor Laughing

[xoxnanaxox]

Rolling On Floor Laughing.

[xoxnanaxox]

hahahah.. dreams about having sex with a family member are relatively common..

lolz

[Ch0coDK]

LMAO that is a weird fact right there. I had no idea.

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

so what about fags that have hetero encounters

[baconruleskh2]

Second betches!!

[clownpenis0]

i had the most boring sex dream last night ever

[magemeatloaf]

Rofl