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  • bill maher SUCKS

  • bill maher = piece of shit

  • Ummmmm that's his look of disappointment in people, he gives that a lot. Don't believe me? Watch Religulous.

  • I'd say Hitch gave a good dis, but Maher's comeback while also being respectful to his guest was brilliant...Instead of making fun of the cigar saying, why not look into it and see it is a great response to what Hitch said...

  • @hada0602 I don't think even Bill Maher expects the morons who watch his show to analyze his statements to that degree in order to find the "comedy". I believe the Comedian's Mantra states that if you have to explain the joke, it's not funny. He was clearly caught off guard by his atheist hero and got his feelings hurt.

  • Didn't Freud love cocaine? I think Hitchens does a bit of it.

  • He didn't mean sometimes a joke is just a joke, He meant sometimes an idiot is just an idiot. Duh.

  • It was a quote from a documentary about a couple of years ago.

  • I suspect it meant sometimes a cigar is in fact not a cigar or possibly some sort of cigar impersonator or even a secret agent cigar wearing a lacy ballroom number that makes it look like a sleek cigarette.

    Why are cigars only "Sometimes A Cigar." ?

    I think what Bill was trying to Say is that your cigar may want to assassinate you. Maybe lying to you. How well do you know your cigar. Can you vouch for your cigar.

  • Does no-one understand what the phrase "Somtimes a cigar is really a cigar" means?

  • @randomperson2538

    If it was said by Freud, it probably has something to do with penis.

  • GREAT that Hitchens finally decided to show Maher his place. The intellectual pretence was getting too much.

  • @SheStillRuns

    Well the problem is that Hitchens is an intellectual, and Maher is PSEUDO-intellectual.

  • I love maher haters, hes actually pretty fucking smart, and yeah, maybe we dont get the reference because the end was cut off.

  • @j5sully2012

    I agree, he's pretty fucking smart... compared to YOU.

    That makes him only BORDERLINE retard.

  • why chop off Maher's response? Because I'm sure he didn't miss a beat. I've seen him respond to more intelligent criticism than this.

  • Yep, its easy to tell when someones a republican... They cheer for executions and think its amazing when someone flips off an entire crowd of people. And lets face it George bush.... was not a good president. Look at where we were in the 90's with bill clinton... now look at america now that george bush had his turn as president. Morons blame Obama Even though they know who truly is at fault... You all just hate Bill because he consistently makes republicans look like who they truly are

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  • @RadarGuidedVermin

    Like WHENEVER he mouths off to anyone with at least half a brain.

  • I like both of these fellows here.. and not so sure how to rate this one... But i think we all can say that Christopher Hitchens is the smartest of the two... and that audiens should be embarrased for even buuing a second time. I know i would have after gettin a real Hitchslap!

  • Bill Maher needs to listen to other people than other than himself. Sometimes you are just wrong. Plain and simple. You can be the smartest person in the world and still make mistakes.

  • Hitchens is a dick like that. A witty, pulls no punches kind of dick.

  • The cigar comment was cut short, he used it as a segue to a dick joke about Clinton and Monica. Not much better of a joke, but at least the context would have been there if you had left it in.

  • No it's not his face alone, its his face combined with "come on" and that blink he gives that tells he was offended. That is what made this so great.

    Also "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"? Either I don't get the reference or that was a retarded thing to say (considering Maher said it, it was probably a retarded thing to say).

  • @adamprocks761 I think he means it really is true. Like Bush really IS dumb. catch my drift?

  • @randomperson2538

    Nobody thinks Bush really is stupid, well maybe hippies. but who the fuck cares. Bush was president of some foreign country to the west of our awesome country, Norway:). Not many have that in there CV.

    Bush is just a really funny joking material.

    I know you might feel the same way but just sayin!

  • @Berland1 It's not that he's stupid, just that he has the mind of a child.

  • @randomperson2538 if i lived in america i would be liberal as much as the next guy. But i dont think like this. Anyone represented as a candidate for the white hause must have something to offer. even thought i think its more of a popularity contest for the people. Not all is good not all is bad. Everybody makes mistakes. :)

  • @Berland1

    Yeah, ever hear the saying "mind your own business?"

    That goes great for COUNTRIES, too.

  • @randomperson2538

    That's obvious from his temper-tantrums and faces he makes whenever he bitches about something, he pouts and fumes like a little baby, and then SNAPS as if to say "You're MEANNNN!" before wrinkling up his widdle face, clenching his widdle fists and stammering like he's gonna CWY!

  • @adamprocks761 Let me connect the dots for you - they are talking about a president that gets ridiculed over and over again for one thing...and then he says cigar...what OTHER president got ridiculed over and over again for one thing?If you still don't get it, he is referring to how the right wing talk shows constantly made jokes about the Clinton/Monica use of the cigar as a sex joke.It was an appropriate response. Hitchens called out Maher and the lefties on Bush, Maher responded in same.

  • @adamprocks761 yeah, YOU don't get the reference is a reason to call somebody else retarded. it's a joke about Sigmund Freud, that everything that's shaped like a penis isn't ALWAYS a penis reference. Some things aren't analogies; they are what they are. Bush said and did stupid things, so the evidence supports the conclusion that Bush was stupid.

  • @MendrolRPG

    And if you carry the X, and square it to the Y factor, then that PROVES the joke was funny!

    So THERE!

  • @adamprocks761

    EVERYTHING Maher says is retarded! He's always trying to be hilarious, but he's equally retarded humor-wise.

  • @adamprocks761

    I think he's trying to say that usually we call politicians stupid for satire-purposes, when they're actually fairly smart, but that Bush really IS just stupid-- just like in a dream, a cigar is usually really a penis, but sometimes it really IS just a cigar.

    So by trying to be all "clever," Maher accomplished his true intention of trying to talk over the audience's heads, and then claiming they're too dumb to get his joke-- just like Dennis Miller talking shit NOBODY gets!

  • @adamprocks761 It's about Sigmund Freud. He interpreted basically everything to sex and in dreams a cigar he would say represented a penis. But sometimes a cigar is a cigar. So he was trying to say sometimes a joke is just a joke. Not having any deep meaning about why people find it funny. Its just funny.

  • HITCHSLAPPED!

  • & sometimes that cigar got pushed in some girl's puss and a fat man from Little Rock smoked it.

  • Wait, this guy didn't think Bush was retarded?

  • @callum1131 I know I was just joking...

  • @Blasfuhmee i forgot how easy it was to tell when people were being sarcastic on youtube.........

  • @callum1131 My bad I forgot to use the sarcastic font. lol

  • @Blasfuhmee I think we've both learnt a valuble lesson here haha

  • sellinglikehotcakes dotcom

  • Bill kicks ass, but Hitchens did have a point : I prefer intelligent banter, and an intelligent audience. I don't want to just watch a left wing version of O Reilly-esque crap.

  • I'm disappointed in Bill. This didn't require a snappy comeback. Just a simple explanation of what comedy is: "it doesn't matter what the subject of the joke is, as long as it is funny". Then challenge Hitchens to come up with something funny to say on the fly.

  • I think its funny how republicans cherry pick christopher hitchens appearences to their liking, but ignore hitchens when he rails against their faggot God, or votes for Ralph Nader, then Obama, etc etc etc...instead of placing hitchens in with a team, you'd be better off sitting back and recognizing he is an individual whom you may not always agree with.

  • @SeerSucker1981 Or the fact that they have to carefully edit videos to make their point rather than showing what really happened there. Context is the enemy of the idiot right.

  • @lumpheadthump Context requires an attention span.

  • @nightmathzombieethan HAHAHA!! Good point.

  • hitchens is right. bill maher is the man but it's so fucking annoying hearing the audience clap every 5 sentences the man says. i get that he's funny but at least wait until the speech is over. it's a waste of time waiting for the audience to calm down just to hear bill maher speak.

  • @mikecheckBKLYN So true, they can be a little overzealous with the applause. Re: his overuse of Bush jokes, well, he IS an easy target however, easy jokes are lazy comedy. Thankfully he usually acknowledges when he's got bad material to work with, as I'm pretty certain he doesn't write all his own stuff. Personally I'd prefer an audience that reserves it's applause or scorn, and gives credit where it's due, even if the speaker is a "Righty". A good point is a good point, no matter WHO says it.

  • @zanelli1989 maybe you should do some research you dumbass, lmao, most college graduates are liberal, and also, maybe you should check the graduation results, blue states have a much higher rate of graduation than red states, hate to burst you bubble but facts are funny things.

  • Hitchens is right, anyone can make fun of Bush, all they want, but chances are, if they had to lead this country they would do no better. Americans are dumb as fuck. I bet more than half of us can't name the 3 branches of government.

  • @ihateneveen ....the 3 branches of government are actually found in Ezekiel 33:22 ~ "For the LORD is our judge (judicial), the LORD is our lawgiver (legislative), the LORD is our king (executive); it is He who will save us." ~ This is one of the ways our founders got the idea of the 3 branch system...pretty cool!

  • @GaryLyons Sounds more like a dictatorship.....1 person running 3 branches?

  • i dont think insulting the audience makes him any better, im usually a big fan of hitch but that was embarrassing. No one in this audience is smarter than bush, c'mon hitch u have to be smarte than that

  • Bill Maher's stupid audience got their fellings hurt too.

    Bill Maher = Spoiled American Crybaby Jokester

    Christopher Hitchens = Intellectual Grown Up

  • Bill Maher's stupid audince got their fellings hurt too.

    Bill Maher = Spoiled American Crybaby Jokester

    Christopher Hitchens = Intellectual Grown Up

  • I can't stop watching this clip. My favorite part is at

    0:35 "back atcha, buddy."

    I mean, WHAT? That's how bad this audience is; they think they are better/smarter than Hitchens or he's less smart than Bush. And they won't shut the fuck up.

    Audience comes from the Latin word "to listen." So DO THAT! Be quiet so we can hear the members on the panel, not your dumb yelping noises and jeers.

    I had to cancel HBO because of this audience. This show has gone downhill anyway.

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  • Hitchens is a fucking retard

  • @troyclark14 Hitchens is actuallt one of the smartest people alive and he's dying as a result of is ongoing fight with cancer. Did you even know who he was before this video? Do you say anything on youtube? Fuck you sir.

  • "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"?

    HUH?

    The lameness of this resosponse PROVES that Maher doesn't write his own monologue-jokes.

    Mahe doesn't just have Bush-derangement syndrome, he has TERMINAL NARCISSISM and DELUSIONS OF PERFECTION.

  • @SovereignStatesman Nice joke. 

  • @Sonnyxleet

    No joke. he's so hung up on himself that he obviously protests too much.

  • @Sonnyxleet

    'fraid so.

  • @cathalis

    Hey dumbass- it was the WRONG QUOTE.

    The PROPER quote was "sometimes you have to call a SPADE a SPADE."

    So he was CLOSE-- BUT NO CIGAR!

    GET IT?

    (I KNEW I'd have to end up EXPLAINING it to Maher's fans)

  • @cathalis

    Yeah but you fucked it up, just like Maher did.

  • @cathalis

    No, you're a fuckup... I proved that quite well.

  • @cathalis

    No, you're a fuckup.

  • @cathalis

    BWAHAHAHA typical fuckup.

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  • Maher is always a pouting, whimpering INFANT, it's disgusting to see a grown man act in such an undinified manner as to pucker-pout his lips out like Donald Duck and "WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" like a fucking BABY whenever he doesn't like something.

  • Hitch is almost always the smartest person in any room. And 99.8% of the time I could leave out the "almost". His books will someday be classics, on a scale of people like Darwin. Sorry it may take a couple of hundred years and millions more killed in religious wars before we see the light he shines on that issue.

  • @scubarojo

    Half-hitch is the smartest person in the room because he's always surrounded by idiots... however in Hollywood that's not difficult, or even avoidable.

  • bill looks like he wants to cry.....fuckin retard

    christopher hitchens is a fuckin idiot for suppporting bush

    both of them are fuckin dumb shits

  • The guy in the audience says "right back at you buddy"

  • whoa even split of likes to dislikes NICE !!!

  • Bill Maher isn't pouting when Hitchens makes his comment he looks annoyed, and like he's thinking "seriously" plus the cigar comment does makes sense when referring to Bush being smart and the "stupid people" bush jokes. Sometimes a cigar is a cigar is basically Bill saying an idiot is an idiot even if he is a president.

  • @duck2484

    Exactly, the cigar comment is clear I don't see how it was confusing, and there was no doubting that Bush was a moron...but Hitchens was right: people I know back in High School would laugh at any "Bush is stupid" joke...even though they themselves knew less about politics than a rock. And yes, it did get tiresome hearing people laughing at Bush jokes. Not because they weren't true, but because it was annoying listening to their obviously unintelligent hysteria to a vapid joke.

  • @ZacharyRobertson70 Except Bush wasn't a 'moron'. He had better grades than Gore (who is considered a genius by the same morons who make Bush jokes). He also had better grades than Clinton. Bush was ineloquent and terrible at pretending to be a Conservative, but he wasn't dumb. And before you link me to your requisite, ready-made video of Bush saying dumb things, be aware that those videos exist for Obama as well.

  • @ZacharyRobertson70 they laugh at bush jokes because it's the in thing.

  • Galloway set the record straight to Hitchens: the first case of a butterfly turning into a slug.

  • Maher is an arrogant asshole. He spews hatred professing it to be intellect, but only possesses a gift for quick retorts. Liberal = brain disorder.

  • what did the freud quote at the end mean, and how did it apply here? please reply to this comment if u know

  • @MistuhCoolio Seriously? You don't get the reference. Well I don't get why people don't get the reference. He's saying sometimes a cigar is just a cigar as in sometimes if someone (like Bush) seems stupid, it's just because he is stupid.

  • thanks for the Freud quote, Bill....what a dolt.

  • NScott45, so, you don't like yourself?

  • Back Too You Mother Fucker! Stiff Ass Brit!

  • What happened was Bill Maher forgot who he is.

    Hitchens is a intellectual, Maher is an entertainer.

  • To give the audience the finger, just shows he isn't as brilliant as some think.

  • @4021971 true. it shows he is smarter to not care what the foolish sheep thinks ;)

  • Bush is a moron.

  • @foolchild0 My goodness, this guest certainly exposed Bill as an idiot.

    Bill’s puppy dog look was priceless. What is that guest's name--he is certainly someone with a high intellect.

    Agreed?

  • hitchens is an idiot

  • @MrIhaveacat Astonishing. Mr. Hitchens is recognized by friend and foe as having one of the 100 finest minds in the world today, for his integrity in basing his opinions upon fact and reason rather than political motivations, and for his courage in defending his views when and where he can regardless of audience expectations. To say his is an idiot is at best a display of ignorance, at worst proof the speaker lacks all those qualities.

  • @stonehold42 oh shut your butt, you srsly dont know what your talking about cuz you are ignant, srsly hes an idiot

  • @MrIhaveacat Thank you so much for confirming my assessment. Srsly.

  • @stonehold42 he has one of the finest minds in the world today. You can find 100 minds better than his in a Tibet monk temple

  • @DeaflyBlind I don't believe Tibetans are inclined to build temples to monks. Perhaps you intended to convey an assertion stating that in general, a temple located in Tibet would likely house in excess of 100 monks of greater intellect than Mr. Hitchens. I will not inquire as to what foundation you have found for this assertion, if I've stated it near your point, this response exercises me and your argument as it stands well enough.

  • @stonehold42 i dont know what that means so i give you thumbs down.

  • @coolpilot2001 Well, how does one respond? I am compelled to give you a robust thumbs up for having the audacity to cast about in the dark with such misguided confidence.

  • Though Hitchens is rather excellent at putting to shame any who attempt to defend Christian beliefs, I've still always considered him to be, deep in his heart, the truest example of an asshole. I choose not to watch him because he's a dick. If only right wingers would make that decision about Billy the Fox Bully.

  • Hmm... no, uploader: George W. Bush is in fact a high-functioning obtuse tool, and Maher's expression was of amicable puzzlement, not of "hurt puppy dog". Fail.

  • george bush IS a shmuck, he's a frat boy who won office because shmuck frat boys voted for him because they wanted to have a beer with a man who is a recovering alcoholic. thats pretty stupid.

  • Bill's expression isn't one of hurt, but rather "Really? You're going to come on my show and then just fuck with my audience? I thought better of you."

    Don't get me wrong, I think Hitchens is an intelligent guy and all. This was just dickishness for its own sake.

    As for "FleetwoodFactor", your amateurish video editing skills would best be kept to yourself. Also, your humor is weak. Your material could use a LOT of work.

  • @DH405okc I disagree; Hitchens was being honest with how he felt about the audience and provided [imo] conventionally valid reasons for feeling so, and furthermore, why should one give Maher/his audience preferential treatment when on Maher's show? What reason is there to sugarcoating in this regard? To spare their feelings? I genuinely hope that you weren't projecting your own principles onto Maher when you said 'I thought better of you'; it's a good thing that he was honest about how he felt.

  • @ExEverest10 While I agree that one should be honest, I wouldn't go over to someone's house and say "Hey, I think your kids are fucking assholes." It's just not how you treat someone who has invited you into their domain. In this instance, Bill invited Christopher onto his show.

  • lol they are all idiots

  • Hitchens doesn't give a fuck. Proud to be British.

  • bill maher said that his audience was dumb/stupid before on his show. so he wasn't hurt. i think he was more shocked than anything because i think he likes hitches

  • Yeah, Bill Maher did look a bit hurt, but to be fair, I don't blame him. I like Hitchens, but there was no need to attack Maher's audience as such.

  • That really is true, and Jay Leno is what he is acusing ppl to be

  • Did he think bush was smart??? even hitchens has his stupid moments

  • @montezoma I dont think thats his point dude. He's saying that it had become the lowest common denominator humour, to a point where the people laughing and making the jokes were compltely unaware of the irony of the fact that infact, they havent got a absolute clue what it is they are talking about

  • Maher's audience is stupid.

  • Stating that not one person in the audience is smarter than Bush is prejudiced and shows that he is actually no better than what he thinks of them.

    At least with Bush, Maher and his audience based their judgments on the President's actions, whereas this man bases his opinion on their opinion. Not very bright, not very classy, and not very smart of him to do so.

    I do not know too much about Maher, but from what Hitchens himself said of them, he paints himself as a shallow individual.

  • Hitch was right, though. making fun of Bush's IQ was, after a while, not funny anymore. Everyone knew it already. Humor has to be fresh, not stale and rehashed.

  • Christopher Hitchens got his feelings hurt that his beloved Bush was being made fun of, so he flipped off the audience. Way to be an adult.

  • @MaIefic No he made a cogent argument, that's probably why you didn't get it. Does Obama saying he'd been to 57 states make him an idiot? Well of course it does, right?

  • Hitchens defending Bush, now thats a side I thought I never see in him. But I guess everyone gonna be right sometime.

  • Lol typo ;) comments

  • Many of you should watch the whole thing before you make uninformed comment about either of these men.

  • Hitchens is right. Im sorry Bill

  • Maher is a hypocrite but then again he is a kike. so... and fuck the hypocrite hitchens too...

  • This is so funny. This arrogant smug little man is giving it to the other arrogant smug idiot. He, Maher, can't believe that a liberal elitist would actually tell it like it is.

    The audience is led so easily and it was pointed out to them that they are dumber than Maher.

    LOL. ROLF

  • @dwschultzfla I watch Bill Maher, and what i realize is that they clap if they agree. I've seen it many times when they boo bill if they don't agree with him.

  • @Evan42881 Elitist getting their own medicine. Maher can't believe that his hero is actually puting him down. The idiots who follow him don't have a clue. ROFL

  • @dwschultzfla the audience does get pretty annoying. But i'm not an idiot. I agree with him a lot, but that doesn't make me an idiot ROFL

  • @Evan42881

    Bullshit. I've never seen Maher get booed on his own show once, his Audience follow him so blindly that invariably one of two things happens:

    1) He makes an absurdly reductionist point, which usually leads to a puerile and populist comparison/analogy/reference to the Bush administration.

    2) He makes a fairly complex point and his audience remain silent.

    Watch his Audience when Salman Rushie or Christopher Hitchens make a point. Sorry for my vitriol, but I detest his audience.

  • @BelfastAtheist

    Yes, harsh but true. They unfailingly clap at any emphatic statement.

  • @BelfastAtheist I agree, i do find them annoying when they overclap, but i agree with him on a lot of matters. But what you need to remember he's also a comedian, and they make George Bush jokes even though their overused. But i remember a time on Politically Incorrect when he said that the 911 suicide bombers weren't cowards and there was a LOT of booing.

  • Well... Is it just me or did Dawkins sound like a snob?

    Jeeze. Maybe people would like him more if he didn't.

  • @Link6746

    Hitchens, you mean.

  • To quote George Carlin; "Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, and sometimes its a big brown dick with a criminal corporate cocksucker sucking on the wet end of it"

  • As The Great One would say, Maher is a piece of Fecal matter on the bottom of my shoe!!!

  • Wow.... one bigot insulting another bigot... who cares?

  • Entertainment is entertainment. 

  • Sorry but no one can even touch hitchens in a debate. No matter what the topic is, hitchens will own you.

  • Hitchens called Bill out on being lazy and going for the easy laugh at GW. Pick up your game, Bill.

  • Hitch loves to play the American but he's a true Englishman who would never stick a finger up to an English audience just this bunch of retards.

  • @dilwich123 Another silly anti american comment, get a life kid. Hitchens just ripped an english crowd a new arsehole not but 6 months ago, please do some research before you say stupid shit.

  • @msbensucks Sometimes a Cigar is just a Cigar ;)

  • @dilwich123 Brilliant Sigmund " Fraud" statement which doesn't even fit the conversation. Dont know what penis envy exactly has to do with this. Did you read one of his books and get a boner or something? sigmund freud was a limp dicked loser who just couldnt get laid, its true. Btw dawkins clowns English people all day, look it up.

  • @msbensucks

    If he couldn't get laid, how did I watch his Grand-daughter (Sophie Freud) on Television a few weeks ago?

    Really, if you're going to troll people - try harder. 1/10 because I replied.

  • @BelfastAtheist 10/10 of 10 because fraud has been proven wrong on many levels, just like A E. Science evolves, fraud said all children wanted to have sex with their mothers, which obviously is not true just his own perversion. Anyone who supports Sigmund 100 % in the field of psychology is a fool. Yes he had a wife, so did MJ. Dont be stupid please--- Frued was a farce

  • @BelfastAtheist Excuse me lol- Freud

  • I like Maher, I don't like his audience.

  • @NScott45 if you like maher then are you not part of his audience?

  • @NScott45 Give me a break. That's like saying you like Hitler but not all the Nazis. Or, like saying you like Michelle Bachman but not the Tea Party members.

  • @NScott45 Tell me about it. - All they do is interrupt people.

  • @NScott45 you don;t like yourself?

  • @Falcone827 I'm not his brainless audience that claps everytime he throws out a sentence, even when they're contradictory. I actually love myself if you ask

  • @NScott45 haha I understand, and agree I was only joking sorry lol

  • @Falcone827 lol, that what i asked him...

  • @NScott45 but, doesn't the 'audience' include you?

  • @lesperio no

  • America doesn't have to justify CRAP!

    We walk softly and carry a big stick!

    If you "F" with us get ready for the stick!

    If you're too stupid to understand our stick then you deserve to feel it up side your head.

  • A spade is a spade.... the cigar reference as Freud used it doesn't even fit this context.

  • @Bluehawk2008 Agreed. It was the only thing that Maher could come up with. And in that, he failed.

  • @Bluehawk2008 Close, but no spade, eh?