Bernard K. Smith: My Part In His Downfall (Part One)

[imbarcare]

Good stuff! You'll do alright. Screen capture from "Un Chien Andalou" at 3:34.

[Orsley]

I like any video that uses the wonderfully morbid Shastokovitz waltz from "Eyes Wide Shut." Can one really be properly said to "gesture" with one's face?

[6fjack]

soooooooooo so much detaili...er, than other photo montages with narration by other people.

[kanzeon53]

mmmm ...

definitely ... laughier

[spearofhope2]

I wish you'd do the second half of this, I want to see it...

[PraiseDivineMercy]

I just realized you used the music from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[DisforDubby]

wow ahahahaa this is so freeking good

[Keadri]

great vid! but one question: what's the song at the beginning?

thx in advance!

[NathanL1990]

wow, great job! It's not very often a youtube video manages to keep me thrilled the whole time. keep up the great work!

[veryhighsamurai]

what's the song at the beginning? you managed to keep me watching for the full 6 minutes.

[Xxchemicalgirl101xX]

this is just tooooooo funny! i really enjoyed it. i hope he's gunna start making more videos

[Nigday]

i fell stupid ans contagious... whatever that means...

[chickenzincasinoz]

k for konfidence

[dirtydiceproject]

Will there be a part 2?

[Crabb90]

Trippy. I think we know who's been stealing his ideas.

[ProfessorPlumJr]

this reminds me a lot of Fight Club.

[hoogpah]

That was fantastic.

[donrane]

Has this been edited from the original version or is my memory fucking with me?

[RedKiteGuyTV]

Make anotherrr onnnneee!

I've been waiting for a full year!

[chameleodon]

This is just pure silliness, now.

[RandaldGreenwalt]

You're.......just.......brilli­ant.

(it bothers me that I may see you next in a Television advertisement, because talent like yours is entirely necessary for it's mission.

But it's clear to me that you are so much MORE TALENTED than that.

I hope that you are otherwise well endowed, because this nation needs people like you, separating haze and smoke to make clear vision, even if that is as skewed as yours.

Keep doing what you do. I already know you will. Just...keep doing it.

[antonys204]

funny ^.^

[Terry666Craig]

is there are part 2?

[wolfgar45]

THAT WAS A ROLLER COARTER RIDE, MAN!!!

[Nic33rd]

Whoa . . . I love many things about this! The music, especially.

[AllenbysEyes]

You're awesome! You should do more of these! But what happened to Mounty's review of The Searchers!?

[malkav1]

But...But...But...But...Where'­s part 2 ? I've been waiting forever !!! I need to know what happens darn it !! Darn it all to HELL !!!

Love your videos =)

[LoreleiMission]

This vid has always been one of my faves, with all the stock-photo montage stuff. Now that I heard your monologue for Part II on live stage, I'm really looking forward to the day it'll show up here, in this form, with yet more silly stock photos! It's gonna be great!

[hunaynay]

Eagerly awaiting part II.

[Jamesinberko]

Oh...K

I think i'm going to go for a walk now

[strangrnstranglnd]

I totally want to be your BernardKSmith.  Totally.

You know, before I say that, I better watch the second part.

[Erashkir]

WHERE'S PART 2?

[Marcilexi]

just genius... hahahahaha

[whquick]

Doctor who is amazing

[shadowmyst88]

when is part two of this movie coming? (please reply, i really like it)

[JawSeven]

yes...this was great...we want more...

[SHADOWGUY12]

I like the message at 2:24.

[phantasma616]

i love how the first message back bernard is like 'you cretin' and yet we still fall in love with him.

[LoreleiMission]

things are getting so meta meta meta meta that I'm no longer sure you, U, Yu or Ewe wrote this. lol

[organicprankster]

;-)

[tomprice494]

You are one crazy fucker, whatever your real name.  How many channels do you have? Somehow I like you though - posting comments about your own work, and riduculing yourself. It's like youtube is a home for all of your multiple personalities to interact with each other. I love it.

[organicprankster]

I only have one channel.

[wolfgar45]

what the hell?

[BeggarsFarm7]

organicprankster and weepingprophet are not one and the same.

[ungasa33]

Im not gay.

[eeSmythe]

Dude I really like your videos. Keep up the excellent work.

[kc8nlr]

nice sneaky nirvana & willy wonka references

[spyxter]

AMAZING!

[Saiyne]

You remind me of my friend... (Because "boyfriend" sounds childish.) Which is good I suppose, I like you, I like my "friend" more. All's good and well.

[Saiyne]

*giggles*

I mean...

*laughs*

*snort*

[another1shortdaymore]

marry me!

[JamesHalmore]

Are you going to make a secound?

[maratonmaraton]

yeah realy top 5 star from me too! Bravoo man proffessional!

[MahaSavisaar]

xD K for konfidence

[coldesser]

I need part 2 now. Your vids are so damn awesome.

[Vamps17]

Oh wow, cool!

[Blahcetera]

There's quite a bit of psychoanalytical meat here.

You, posting a video of yourself talking about yourself following yourself online while plotting a plan for yourself to put and end to yourself for the benefit of yourself.

[jaselovett]

5 stars. A fantastic video. great editing and entertaining!

[ChrisCummins]

This is the first video I've seen of yours. Dude, I gotta hand it to you, you sure know how to make a really entertaining and funny video! You've earned yourself another fan and another subscriber. I'm holding my breath for part II...

[HappyCabbie]

You are a genius. I love church of blow and I love this channel as well. I am glad that you will have a new camera soon. Please take this in the spirit in which it was intended. YOU SUCK!

[InsipidNight]

You're pretty amazing. I might be in love with you.

[eccotech]

That was awesome man! your going to go far with this, keep up the good work on both your accounts!

5 stars!

[mrz220]

lmao you know wat, forget the question I asked in your channel, it was unnecessary( ok...stoopid lol)

[tragalefas]

Are you afraid that your next vids won't be as good as the Church of Blow series?

[weepingprophet]

No.

[tragalefas]

Glad to hear that. Now, I'm curious, was the ebay Church of Blow merchandise enough to buy a new camera?

[weepingprophet]

Well, it helped out immensely. I've ordered the camera and should have it in a couple weeks.

[DKfansown]

so you share your super awesome spectacular visions with the world maybe?

[kingpuck1]

pure genus.

[wsegal]

love it

[mikeisnotawanker]

Hands off cocks on socks..........

[Dem0nJohn]

So fucking awesome

[DocRusty]

Damn, you're good. If I didn't enjoy irritating people with my appalling videos, I would retire right now. Please send me some of your underwear, so that I may worship it as a holy relic. Or something.

[miguelstarwars]

LMAO!!!

[007HoneyBrit]

Clever way of coming out! (Oh that doesn't sound right,um?!!Lol!)

[animadevil]

ur right....... that bernard is sexy ^_^ veeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrryyy sexy

[z4xodnfngjurgnfp]

I know you are Bernard Smith of Church of Blow already. Still pretty cool though

[ollyollyoxyfree]

mm...no he is not Bernard

[HappyCabbie]

THAT!!! is why I subcribed! 5 stars.

[aworldwidewasteland]

God damn you're talented. Love the Kaufman at the end

[Vziera]

nice to see!

[snotpokkit]

Awesome! 6 minute vids on YT aren't often this entertaining :)

[epenmedi]

Church of blow, my favorite youtube Anarchists. What are you up to now?

[UnCreativeBeliever]

great video

your so talented

[1938superman]

Always end with Kaufman. :-)

[ollyollyoxyfree]

Never ask Bernard for an autograph...he always say he does not have that.

hmmmmmmm

[kmw108]

Lots of folks are seeing Hunter Thompson in this, but there are not enough drugs and guns (yet).

I prefer to think of it as " 'Fatal Attraction' Meets 'Who Is Harry Kellerman.' "

Gnu?

[moscowmasha]

You are a talented, talented writer and actor.

I am so pleased with my subscription...

[Yagharekthedead]

mescaline is very odd... but not as odd as DMT.

[mikeisnotawanker]

What is DMT? Ps my favourite is lemsip with a benalyn chaser.

[DKfansown]

DMT is a very powerful hallucinogen. i have never taken it, but if you search for it on the web you will find out more than i am willing to type.

[Yagharekthedead]

well... maybe my A level was just wasted. I do now work at a shitty video rental outlet when i should really be a photographer/writer/pop artist, but life is just a cunt. I was just saying that i liked it and that i saw the gonzo style, but then i do have a "thing" about it. Love the English accent that you do sometimes too. me being so.

[sendorange]

Entertaining as always Sir.

[Bandaids4ever]

Funniest thing I've ever seen =D Keep it up my good man!

[aaloof]

Ah. Story of my life.

[ntwiles]

Oh god that's hilarious. Keep em coming. On both accounts.

[kmw108]

Sand castles -- built and scattered!

I think I'm in love (er, creatively speaking ...)

Keep 'em coming!

[ollyollyoxyfree]

you better get 1000 subscribers 1st b4 ChurchOfBlow!

I wish you luck!

Break a leg!

[Fraidnaught]

WeepingProphet-851

ChurchOfBlow-9,849

I have nothing else to say.

Besides the fact that you're cheering on a man in a race against himself.

[phantasma616]

awesome vid. im a fan and this made me subscribe

[tommacko]

This video makes me quite glad I stopped frequenting IMDB boards a few years ago. Good work Jeremiah.

[JereMedia01]

That was brilliant.

[scientivore]

Awesome. 5 stars.

Dig the references to Nirvana, R.E.M. and Ash.

[ToaRV]

Hilarious!=D

[Shadwkat69]

...and the plot, she thickens.....

....impatiently awaiting the continuation of this infatuation...

....with my supply of starbucks readily available.....

Bravisimo!

[Dem0nJohn]

Fucking quality

[dancegypsy]

You are absolutely amazing, although being subbed to you is like being subscribed to five channels. I'll have to watch this five times to catch it all. Brilliant! How on earth do you manage to pack so much into such a short amount of time? I'm thrilled with this subscription.

[revilomat]

Brilliant! :-D

[wakko123456]

its gonna be bernard versus...the guy who plays bernard..huh..

[AcdcfreakRocks]

hahahhah! ect...ect...

[Yagharekthedead]

All we need to do then is find a girl with a Barbara Streisand obsession, get the bitch fucked on acid then dump her in the outback with some horny cops! we could make a packet!

[organicprankster]

There's NO Hunter S. Freaking Thompson in the writing.

[somegreybloke]

You're right. But there is some Thompson in the delivery.

[organicprankster]

Exactly... or rather there's some Depp in the delivery. But that is what has confused Yagharekthedead there.

[somegreybloke]

Well, if you'll permit me some pedantry, Depp's performance was an near-perfect imitation of how the Good Doctor used to speak.

[organicprankster]

I'll allow a man with some of the best videos on this website just about anything he damn well wants, somegreybloke. [Subscribe to somegreybloke everybody.] I just wanted to make it clear there's no Hunter in the writing. I can do a reasonable parody of the Good Doctor's style. This absolutely isn't it.

[somegreybloke]

I understand why Yagharak was confused, because I had the same feeling for the first thirty seconds or so. But concentrating on the words rather than the delivery cleared that up.

But it would be good to read or hear your Thompson parody one day. Enjoying your blog. Makes me think about stuff, which is quite unusual.

[leadbellydan]

Theres a blog? Cool I'll check it out. Grats on getting featured Mr Greybloke.

[andymcgaffigan]

bernard broke my heart in late autumn of 2005. rest assured every misfortune you wreak upon him will be savored - by me!

[Fraidnaught]

This is so Meta it's straight-forward from the opposite direction.

[VivaToddVegas]

Word.

[Yagharekthedead]

you are very Fear and Loathing in your writing style. like it! I'll take the drugs and then tell you all about it, or even better? Film producers just love drug stories (look at drugstore cowboy :-( ). so what we could do is pitch something to some guy with loads of cash for making movies and get him to give us loads of said cash and go on a road trip to some where hot (Mexico?), take all the drugs that we can get our hands on and then write a film and book about it! sounds like plan to me...

[organicprankster]

There's no Hunter in the writing.

[cloaknbadger]

Are you sure? It might explain the lizard monsters. ;P

[organicprankster]

"We can't stop here. This is lizard-monster country."

[coloursepia]

we must all prepare before it's too late. I'm getting fitted for my new riot gear next week; periwinkle blue (see my facebook page). The end is near.

[Yagharekthedead]

have you ever read the book? i just said that the style was a lot like the writing of hunter. the sense of humor. has a Gonzo sort of feel. that was all.

[organicprankster]

There's more than one Thompson book. I've read many of them, yes. I've also read Jane Austen and Dostoevski. There's no Austen or Dostoevski in it either. I know what's there and what isn't because I put it there.

[Raedan23]

are you sure? this video reminds me of mr darcy wrestling with his conscience during a mesceline trip.

[organicprankster]

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of... two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls."

[DKfansown]

i love H.S.T. and the book is great.

[Raedan23]

i'd rather have that than a wife. it would cause less damage to my mind and body in the long run.

[chiefhomocide]

well i was right. better get the rising tide of communism to drown these two down because this means war!

[MeanMissC]

Late summer, Early fall, kinda winter, sometimes spring........ :) This is GREAT any season. Cant wait for part two.

[AcdcfreakRocks]

aHAHAHA lolz so paradox-ish. ur complimenting urself, and pretending to be urself all while being cocky ABOUT Bernard...ugh i should have thoguht of that and put it on my channel...i know...ill steal ur movie! lolz ill talk to u on msn bout this! we know wut u think of the god father shut the fuck up LOL

[organicprankster]

And yet the final irony is...?

[DKfansown]

how are you not writing any big projects? i would love to see what would happen if you had the resources to make a movie.

[sardynox]

"implausibly handsome" lol

[cloaknbadger]

Ah, young love. I have the same feeling every time I look in the mirror. Outside is over-rated anyway.

[xisytenin]

your awesome

[somegreybloke]

Damn you're good. And now I have to go check IMBD and see if Bernard really did (or does) troll their message boards.

[Toemta]

awsome!

love your vids and jadda jadda jadda so on... keep makin' 'em!

[AtxAxLoss]

Ha, nice. Good to see the ol' FG getting some time in the spotlight.

[alistairemacrae]

I didn't blink the whole thime lol. Yeah. Your awsome to man. :D:D:D:D

[Reality2Insomnia]

Awesome video Jeremiah! I couldn't stop laughing at the blinking and the "friends" bit. :)

Can't wait for the second part.

Cheers!!

--Reality.

[awreslr2]

Implausibly handsome looking man! Good one!

[blbalbi]

woooww.. good stuff! The "weepingprophet" and "church of blow" are, without a doubt, the best channels Iam subscribing right now.

[fallofautumndistro]

"stupid and contagious, whatever that means" haha, love ya Bernard! =)

[BeggarsFarm7]

This is not Bernard; he is waging war on Bernard.

[tommacko]

TenkyooveddyMuch.

[1ukia]

"Hi. Thanks for your message. You're right. I AM really interesting."

Such konfidence

[1ukia]

Just finished watching the whole thing and the first word out of me was woah.. too cool.

You kinda sounded like Kipkay at the start (: Looking forward for the continuation. Love you!

[Majstor1618]

Awesome!

[1ukia]

K for confidence :D

[SeaSideProductions]

COOL!!!

[matthewdryden]

You REALLY need a...camera.

[GiullarediDio]

But at least you don't have to deal with the pressures of fame that Bernard now has to face. People shout that 'you suck' catchphrase at him as he walks down the street.

[organicprankster]

Not quite first to comment. W00t, etc, etc. Neatly done.

[sionnach8]

excellent.

i love the effect b&w film gives..

what film editing application prog. do you use?

[marniespeaks]

do I smell honeysuckle?

[soundrone]

woah man !!! that bastard!!

[OmfgitzJonn]

wow awesome

[sarahjeanne18]

That's downright impressive, no camera man!