Telemarketer Prank 105

[OzLioness]

PRICELESSSSS stuff. Ya still got it hun. I'd got so far as to say .... you are a sweetheart! :-B

Dunno about slipping ya the tongue though LOLOL

[hippoforbreakfast]

SOUNDS LIKE A BARGAIN! NO LINE RENTAL!

[crowoman]

LOL



[ThePigFacedDog]

Fake and gay...enough about your penis. But seriously now. Thank you.

FIN

[andrewcramer13]

australian pee wee herman

[ChrondorProductions]

love darren david

[noswonky]

I think he was prank calling you!

[gerantgerant]

@unhandledException1 That phone has worked wonders for me so no complaints here... as for the uni brow, that shit is the bomb. Ho's go wild for it.

[fuglychik]

If you mother needs a break from your (Hillarious) Antics, for just the low price of $250 she can send you to my plce for 14 nights. She will also be sent some genunie prints of classic art, a plastic watch AND an old docket from the ack of my purse PLUS I will throw in free local calls to the 16th century! love Nancy

[gerantgerant]

@fuglychik Oh Nancy, you're the greatest. Hope you ended up getting your air conditioner. :)

[smilertiler1]

Telemarketers!! Start your engines, your nemesis is back.

[gerantgerant]

@smilertiler1 The gloves are off. Shit's about to get real!

[Silverzmash]

Thank You!

[gerantgerant]

@Silverzmash Thank you too.

[mtlrider99]

so its you ! your the one ! i want the letter P back ! Please send it back i need it !

[gerantgerant]

@mtlrider99 Nope, I owns it.

[PGm0nkey]

haha great as usuall, i watched this with transcribed audio the second time, you should try watching with transcribed audio :)

[gerantgerant]

@PGm0nkey Should have some sweet internets by next week. As for the moment, I can barely download a good gif... I'll hit the transcription come ADSL2.

[borderlinesocio]

Happy Day!

[gerantgerant]

@borderlinesocio SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY!

[ShadeC4]

I had epicness the other day. I had 1 of those "your computer has a virus" people call me. xD Except I wasn't as epic as you are. I did, however, unintentionally make the guy ragequit by saying that I know how to take care of my computer. Seems they hate when you act like you know what you're doing. :3

[gerantgerant]

@ShadeC4 'ragequit' - lol ::: They must come across so many people that have no idea about computers. Your knowledge would have thrown him for six.

[ShadeC4]

@gerantgerant He was so glad when I couldn't tell him what 1 of their made up numbers is that he promptly hung up the phone after yelling in my ear.

[jrawdetroit]

Havent seen darren in a while hahaha! You got ads now?

[gerantgerant]

@jrawdetroit Yeah, ads plus I'm a partner now which is pretty sweet. Thanks YouTube! - I may make a living off of this one day. :)

[daveo20081]

mate you are a legend for giving those telemarketers the verbal middle finger! keep them coming

[gerantgerant]

@daveo20081 Should have my own land line early next week. The Pranks are back!

[incodan1]

''heeeeeey.......come baaaaack" LOL

Hilarious ;)

[gerantgerant]

@incodan1 Darren David is lonely. He just wants someone to share his movements with.

[TheDirtyPeanut]

he was an angry little fucker wasnt he

[gerantgerant]

@TheDirtyPeanut Dude just needs to chill the fuck out.

[bf2dudes]

"hang up did he"  lmfao

[gerantgerant]

@bf2dudes I love doing pranks for a live audience. The immediate laughter fuels my mania.

[saidtheredhead8]

Oh thank god you're back! What a great start to my weekend! Love it as always!

[gerantgerant]

@saidtheredhead8 Should have my own land line number again early next week... The Pranks are back!

[greendaysuks505]

u seriously deserve more views

[gerantgerant]

@greendaysuks505 Feel free to link my vids around the internets, that's always a good way to pump the numbers. Cheers. :)

[greendaysuks505]

@gerantgerant will do

[TNAFortuneFour]

and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line, and while your on the line

[BestAmongRuins]

@TNAFortuneFour

*You're

[gerantgerant]

@BestAmongRuins Nice catch.

[steviejacko]

you look in places like the young James bond (Sean Connery ) and at sunset just as the light disappears ...its uncanny hahahahaha have a great weekend you bonkers bloke : )

[gerantgerant]

@steviejacko That's pretty god damn funny. Just last night at the pub someone was trying to tell me the exact same thing. I'll have to work on my accent.

[dildomerchant]

thankYOU.

[gerantgerant]

@dildomerchant Urgh, thank you too.

[ArizonaChris96]

lmfao

[gerantgerant]

@ArizonaChris96 Awesome.

[paranorma1palace]

fucking lol m8..thank you

[gerantgerant]

@paranorma1palace Just doin' my thang. Glad you like. :)

[01silky1]

well that just made my great thanks mate

[gerantgerant]

@01silky1 My pleasure. My work here is done.

[keeganv]

.....helloooooooooooooooo im so lonly =[ LOL

[gerantgerant]

@keeganv A simple phone conversation goes a long way with Darren David.

[TheNisgaa]

The tele-marketers are on to any sign of a prank... I know you know this as they do this shit at least 8 - 10 hours a day.

My mind doesn't work quick enough to pull this great stuff off, so I resort to your great channel!

You have the right spirit my friend.... because in this hour-glass life.... it really doesn't matter!

Keep up the entertaining vids, for the one who care what people think, but wish they wouldn't.

[gerantgerant]

@TheNisgaa Cheers. A wonderful and encouraging message. Comments like this fuel my channel. Thanks for the rad words.

[OutlawMCC]

@TheNisgaa Your quite correct, I have one on my Channel i did, and you really have to think quick, and in the end try to make it humourous, easier said than done. heres my attempt if you search TELEMARKETER PRANK 1 : MILK , I do credit Gerant for the inspiration

[junkienet]

Your a sweetheart ..... oh you crack me up

[gerantgerant]

@junkienet I just think they're the sweetest people. They're so giving with their time and contracts.

[carlyonv]

I thought persistence was one of the main strategies of a telemarketer.  He gave up way too easily. Could it be that Darren David is on some shared shit list? :)

[gerantgerant]

@carlyonv You're right, way to easily. And Darren was being exceptionally grateful. Perhaps the laughter in the background gave him away.

[youdevil6]

lol

[gerantgerant]

@youdevil6 There was lots of that in the background of the video.

[OutlawMCC]

Frigging Classic Mate ! Darren David needs his own Show " Darren Davids Quest for Love"

[gerantgerant]

@OutlawMCC I like to think Darren David would find love surprisingly quick. He's such a caring and simple guy. I believe women melt at simply the sound of his voice.

[ZMoulton]

Keep the Saw cranked!

[gerantgerant]

@ZMoulton The Chainsaw only operates at one level. 100db.

[ZMoulton]

@gerantgerant Niiiiiice.

[ZMoulton]

@gerantgerant Niiiiiice.

[ZMoulton]

@gerantgerant Niiiiiice. 

[HenzaboiHD]

on ya gerad

[gerantgerant]

@HenzaboiHD Up there and at 'em.