The Dead Milkmen - Cousin Earl

[carlosduran]

Does cousin earl know sour jane? I understand alot of you dont.

[myfacesp]

LOL. I never actually bothered to listen to this till now. Hilarious. Genuis!

[godweenmikelee]

976-sheep which has 5 letters in it... i know, he's a sick boy.

[MonoxideChild151]

THE DEAD MILKMEN LIVE !

[jwallbanger]

my least favorite dm album

[edisonmonstera]

Haven't heard this album in almost two decades (when I was 16). At the time I so wanted to form a punk band named Dog-Pussy.

[edisonmonstera]

@edisonmonstera Metaphysical Graffiti, that is

[alicianator]

this song is soooooooooo awesome!!!!!!! <3

[krikairs]

two people hate good music

[videocanone]

And he gives me a look, that still chills me to this day ...

[livvyandlove]

hahaha awesome song.

[thethreehardcorez]

Have you guys met my Cousin Earl?

[cartens33]

Finished uploading Beelzebubba.

[cartens33]

Hey, does someone want to upload this whole album so i can download it and listen to it on my way to work?

[cartens33]

@cartens33 By the way, if it is blocked, all you have to do, is go to My Videos, find the video, click on view copyright info, then click learn about the dispute process, then I have a valid dispute, type in what you need, and then it will stay up. So, get it up there, for me and other dead milkmen fans. I am putting studio version songs from Beelzebubba on that are not here, but for those who own Big Lizard, do your part.

[cartens33]

@cartens33 And that goes for any Dead Milkmen album or rare casette especially!

[TheBaddestbitch79]

@cartens33 yes yes yes i think someone should so i can too

[KennyMassey]

my girlfriend told me to check this band out...i found this song and within the first minute i started downloading the album! i am now a dead milkmen fan

[oozecandy]

no, that word does not come up very often- especially among Baptists

[adult93]

Did this ever get played live?

[AdrianaNikole]

where is serrated edge????? :(

[schwilly75]

@AdrianaNikole uponahilltopwherethevulturespe­rch,thatswherei'mgonnabuildmyp­erch =D

[MUTE8able]

All twenty-seven eyes gave them a look!

A look that they will not forget

until this very day!

[sacrificialtotem]

dog pussy does not come up much in conversation

[skatasterfi]

dog pussyyyyyy

[Ambulanceo]

HE GAYME A LOOK

[kingxskippy]

Dog Pussy!!

Lmfao, I love this band sooo fcking much.

[DoctorWhosBabe]

big lizard in my backyard :D -snorts-

[brunzmeflugen]

"You ever go to eat a pork sausage,amd find it's got hairs growin all over it?"

[cubswrigley13]

i want i tripped over the ottoman,i dont wanna be on the beach and the laundrymat song but i cant find em :(

[JIHADJESSE]

the pork sausage thing gets me everytime lol.

[125jerkinmygerkin]

they had to be on something to write this

[reangerer]

@125jerkinmygerkin you know some boring people then

[maitardandjorgy7]

thts true poetry

[bucketsofclass]

man, i'm so proud of you youtube, there are people who actually like Dead Milkmen.

[TheTrainRex]

This isn't on the copy of Big Lizard i have. God Damn It

[especiallybored]

@TheTrainRex

this isnt on big lizard...it is on one or two albums after that...its been so long i forget which one but he tells more than just this story its between songs and its hilarious

[tacklady]

@TheTrainRex It's actually the last track on Metaphysical Graffiti.

[fizgig80304]

not to be nit-picky, but this wonderful little ditty is from Metaphysical Graffitti, NOT Big Lizard... this PSA has been brought to you by "Dog-Pussy"

[MissyJustMissy]

thank u so much for posting this. i love the dead milkmen. please dont ever take it down. i'll be devistated.

[ToBeDisabledSoon]

there's an old lady who washes her clothes in the same laundromat as me. She told me of her son & some shoes that hurt his feet...

[NCSURFER1]

Song is titled "stuart" and appears "beelzebubba" circa 1988

[superjules]

I thought this track was off of Metaphysical Graffiti.

[yellowdog12]

Wonder what that look is.....

[TheBuffaloChicken]

what album did this appear on? It was not big lizard.

[NCSURFER1]

@TheBuffaloChicken song appears on "Beelzebubba" song is really called "stuart"

[madnoodler]

You're wrong. This is not Stuart.

[NCSURFER1]

@madnoodler

Notice track 3. I purchased this album the day it was released

Beelzebubba amazon.com

[irateleshi]

@NCSURFER1

Stuart is great too but this ain't it.

This is off Metaphysical Graffiti, btw, not Big Lizard. But whatever, thanks for posting this Melvin, you rule!.

[msmusiclvr7]

Dead Milkmen ROCK!!!

[SVK1064]

Biggest maggots in the state-THREE FEET LONG! Classic!

[MrRaymundomart]

ive eaten a pork sausage with hairs all over it

[P0litiCallyIncorrect]

Where is the song Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino? That's one of my faves(ironically of the same tune)

[mybrainfknhurts]

This band is awesome. I even have a shirt with this album artwork.

[MoteyJoe]

He gave me a look that chills me to the bone...

[videocanone]

... and he gave me a LOOK that chills me to this day ... and has a daughter that doesn't look so much like a daughter but more like a pile of fungus ... LOL !!!

[bubbabobodbrain]

now i wanna hear that left handed lesbian midget albino song

[starsinthesky81]

there used to be this awesome animated video up here that someone made for "Big Lizard in My Backyard," but it got pulled off of here like lots of good things on youtube. Wish I could see it again!

[guitardude9208]

"Which doesn't come up in conversation much, especially amongst Baptists"

Classic. :D

[evildaveprime]

Now Earl don't like it when you get his maggot farm confused with a worm farm. Because a worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for MAGGOTS!

[mirperm]

bizarre... but i fancy it

[Jayboi32]

I used to play this on the radio in Bloomington, IN back in the mid-late 90's on a community radio station, WFHB. And several other Milkmen songs. I'd love to see a video for this one!!

[housethemous]

Did you ever go to make a pork sausage, and notice its got HAIRS all over it?

[gestfromslapmagazine]

this song could be created into a gary paulsen book

[dichTaco]

I can not ever make anyone understand how truly empty my life would be without the DEAD MILKMAN!!!!!

[deadmilklady]

@dichTaco i completely agree.. my life would be so empty and lame

[cheseeproductions]

a WORM farm is for WORMS

and a MAGGOT farm is for MAGGOTS

[zombie161]

THIS SONG IS FUCKEN AWESOME

[pornstar241]

used to play this back in the navy way back in 91

[brotherbuttcrack]

milkmen fans are far between. Out of all my friends, only two listen to them. But when we found out that eachother liked them.."YOU LISTEN TO THE DEAD MILKMEN?!"...we instantly became so much closer. Its like a bond or something

[kalikovisionmaster]

@brotherbuttcrack same with Streetlight.

[thapsyonic]

@brotherbuttcrack

Hahahaha ya man for sure same here!

[Evee103]

@brotherbuttcrack Holy crap, you're SO right! None of my friends listen to them though =/. But I have their cow logo drawn on a pair of my jeans, and some dude at school pointed it out.....and he actually knew who they were O_O! I NEARLY DIED!!!!! I just stood there, in awe, lookin like a doofus! My jaw dropped and stayed that way for a good 5 minutes.

[hitokageMODERATOR]

wow man

[dasgemuse]

so did earl eat the fish???

[HornDogXD]

hot.

[CHEENOZ]

yeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss

[SystemOfAKeelan]

Ahhhhh hahaaha

fuck yes

[wagnis2013]

how did it to from a question about a bladder problem to a 27 eyed fish?

[RockstarRacc00n]

Weed. :|

[BoarandTenia]

like this.

[spadehatesscrewtube]

that hurt a little bit

[fliffymcgee]

Life Is Shit

[ranndy101]

976-SHEEP has since been removed to my distress.

[blindlemonlipshitz]

Is this not sour jane?

[elenderel]

There never was a "sour jane"; however, there WAS something could be called "Sarah Jane," as that's more likely to be an actual name as per the "song" lyrics. Oh - and no, this is definitely NOT about a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo.

[jakefree25]

Classic DM rant, they were the greatest band ever!

[tokyosan1]

i love this "song" and the whole metaphysical graffiti album!!

[millerfat]

Is it me or does this song come from Metaphysical Grafitti???

[Hellagoodedie]

it does but you should consider the fact that the guy already knows.

[millerfat]

If I bothered to read all of the other comments, I would have known. Nothing I dislike more than reading ALL of the comments. Besides, why do I deserve a thumbs down when I am correct? Now, if you don't mind, I'll be getting back to my pork sausage.

[Hellagoodedie]

me too.. and my 27 eyed walleye

[IDKSOMTHIN]

How did you upload this?

I tried to upload If You Love Somebody and it gave me that copyright bull shit.

[Melvinyoder]

Dunno, for some reason this one hasn't been taken down

[blindlemonlipshitz]

becuz the cousin earls arent officially "songs"

[chipmo3]

fuckin hate that shit

[pissantpunk]

The "do this two more times and you are banned" crap?

Been there on that one.

[roejoman]

how in gods name this is your favorite song i will never understand! But BEST RANT, thats right up there with the best!

[AnnieTheQueen]

Every time I listen to this, I'm glad I don't eat meat.

[Hellagoodedie]

you know if you think about it these guys are actually pretty tallented

[zoezo7]

XD so pointless!! i love it!!

[amrak63]

This may be the goofiest song I ever heard. That's meant as a compliment, BTW. ^__^

[bmanthebiff]

had the chance today...boss said,"you like pork sausage"..i said,"not if its got hair growin on it". He looked at me..then laughed,.he was a fan, we went golfing..got a raise..ya jus never know.

[Melvinyoder]

hahahah! that is awesome

[thapsyonic]

@bmanthebiff

HAHAHAHAHAHA wow what are tha chances? Thats fliping awesome!

[evildaveprime]

I still have the Dead Milkmen "Metaphysical Grafitti" t-shirt I bought at the Cincinatti show back in 1990.

[BigTroubles]

i went to the same tour. But my stop was in Toronto. very cool guys. I too have the same t shirt. still wear it to this day. big lizrad t, bucky t and cow t. lol

[veraslove]

Why is it that I still remember all the words to this thing even after 17 years. Jeez I even was in a coma and still remember the answer to Do you want to talk about badder problems? I loved this band in High School. I grew up near South Street in Philly.

[Hellagoodedie]

Philly in ohio?!?!?!?! if so thats where my father and uncles are from. please respond. they all loved these dudes then too. Back in the nirvana alice in chains days

[veraslove]

No Philly in PA that is where the band is from. I love them too

[dcraver]

Uhh, this is on Metaphysical Graffiti.

[Melvinyoder]

I know, I just had the picture...and was too lazy to get the right one.

[Guitarman185]

hahaha i have this record!! 5 stars!

[Melvinyoder]

uhh...no you don't. Its not on big lizard.

[Hellagoodedie]

haha salt

[Nerdhomie185]

Wtf, it's not yours...

You don't even like this band..

Good job Melvin.

[Melvinyoder]

hahaha...i never got to see your comment...

[fdsjajfds]

I thought they made cassettes, not records.

[Melvinyoder]

They did both. Theres some cds too

[P0litiCallyIncorrect]

@Melvinyoder I have an LP of them haha

[BIGBROTHERiswatchinU]

@fdsjajfds I have Dead Milkmen on vinyl as well as several cds. This record (Big Lizard) was released as a record, because I have it.

[Shimmerkitty]

Hi Melvin this is a great song

love DM 5 stars

[nickynick360]

Dead Milkmen from philly my men yeahhhhhhh. but Mel you suck

[Melvinyoder]

Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! You just raped my self esteem.