Assassins Creed Review Parody

[EXZ98]

funny i like it

[daniel11ist]

What...The...pudding did i just watch????

[TheMetalman1234]

wow not funny

[Garka872]

?number eleventeen? you are frigin hilarious i think this is your best!!!

[spraycan400]

LAME!!!

[GhostOfAnAssassin]

@Razgriz515 im 12 and im a girl but i tottaly agree with you

[potterbond]

lol! this was hilarious! u sounded like a real video game review, the way they unnecessarily emphasize every last word. good job! =D

[Dannysafeman]

This made me ROFL!

[CheetosForBreakfast]

i love how you just make shit up

[gameboy010203]

not funny..FAIL

[GAMErDuDEZ1]

LOL!

[Dannoshwammo]

this guy is so gay!

[Ironhideunlimited]

You sir, are a scholar and a patriot. This video has given you a subscriber.

[Darkez982]

hes finished makin vids, check his profile

[triston326]

u suckdid u pee ur self

[dadude590]

omg 2:56 that happens to me too!

[Yaberflap]

LOL UR THE BEST

[gwylex]

What the fuck is this goofy looking goose in shoes talking about?

[jimcarrey1233]

that was funny

[jamrockification]

do u really think your funny...

[GrinnyJimmeh]

HAHA... you got yourself a subscribe my friend

[Razgriz515]

It's a low brow parody, guys. I thought some of the jokes were pretty funny, while some were facepalmable.

And anyone who says "omg ur a noob get layed' is quite obviously a thirteen year old bastard in need of a spanking/better parents, or a mix thereof.

[t0mtom08]

not funny just not funny.just get layed and get a life

[MrSPEED38]

go suck dick noob!!

[ujjudubey]

fuck off aaaaassssssooool...

loser

[Drymac]

This is really stupid, and not funny at all!!!

[dadude590]

than dont watch faggot

[WashiNihonDaisuki]

Not that this game is the most intelligent one... I doubt there even are really intelligent games but anyway.... making "fun" (not that it's funny) of it in such an infantile, lame way is.... unneccessary.

Sorry if my English is bad... not a native speaker.

[thallesplaysk8]

meu vc que bota éssa sua cara no video vai se fude mostra o video não vc porra

[zappa011012]

ok this is retarded, the jokes arent funny, even if this is a joke review, its fucking stupid

[dynastyxl]

LOL at the end pawned in the head what ya playing just playin chess XD

[morri908]

LMMFAO

[suicide5389]

i must say everyone hates u to a certain degreemost everyone hates u it dont even measure on ur gay ass scale u gota be gay ur obseesion with a pink dinosaur yeah yeah u are

[katanamaker]

wow your really gay

[MasterLife695]

2:42 i get rather frustrated about that aswell

[PoISoN2k]

1:27 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BRAIN NOOB

[animefan132]

this is making fun of it , its not real god calm down

[kalamata16]

omgg thats this for a noob`???

[RockyRaccoonYT]

You're hilarious man!

[rougesrus]

DUDE THE GAME LOOKS ASWSOME

[bladerunner162]

I rly enjoyed mass effect. 2nd 1 is out soon.

[offtopic13]

I am also disappointed with the game, but this video suuuuuuuucks !

In fact the only funny thing about it, is that it's not funny at all :}

[williamwall]

the last part just cracks me up. Strafe strafe strafe pwned Oh I'm playing chess.

[TheDayIsNotLost]

OMFG just for the last part I give it from a 2 star to a five star

[hiimmooky]

lmao.

"oh jeez....just not spring loaded...*siigh*"

[Darkez982]

haha this cheered me up, thanks

[paulevap]

it is a review parody...what the fuck do you expect. it isn't a real review it is a parody!!! THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL DUMBASS!!!!

[wawern]

yea, but a parody makes fun of reviews or something that is common with reviews, not just random bullshit

[paulevap]

yeah but this is funny random bullshit! You can have your opinions but alot of people love these Ron Standard videos. they are hilarious!

[wawern]

then he should just call it assassins creed random bullshit. and if it bothers you so much, then ill take it back, ron standard rocks :)

[lombax94]

i agree

[breeeegs]

You are a caveman sir! A sheer caveman! I give you a score of dreadlocks on the birdnometer!

[thedevilyoyo]

lol nice review

[NightRider2k8]

why dont you both shut the fuck up, and stop acticng like neards but quoting each other and shit, who cares what he said, your just making a fucking BIG deal out of it, and its really not entertaining.

sayonara motherfucker

[StrudelDude87]

I couldn't agree with you more.

[Journeydakyubi]

what in the fuck is this crap. it looked like he was reading lines. come on get a life

[Vampire168]

this is retarded and so not funny, keep dissing games, and sooner or later producers are gonna ban u from stores and kick ur fucking sorry motherfucking ass!!

[paulevap]

they can't ban you if you don't like the games and what makes you think the producers nkow who he is and even watch these reviews. alot of reviews bash games or say they suck, do the producers ban them from going to stores, NO you retard. anyways they can't kick his ass because they don't know who he is and this is a parody. you are fucking stupid...

[lombax94]

apperently u haven't heard the speach : the one that call other stupid is stupid them self. I just like this game so much that when people make fun of it i get mad. Kindergarden games? wth? i just said that it is a crappy KID game. try to catch what u read. I'm not gonna talk to such an arrogant son of a bitch like u, so if u reply on this don't expect to get an reply. sayonara

[filmproductions]

This isn't funny.

[2521087]

lol. ur reviews are really funny

[Aranica]

LOL, you should write articles for games on Uncyclopedia.

[IsraeliMuser]

I wonder how it must feel... On the one hand, you have a substantial amount of views, but on the other hand, it looks like most of your views come from a pack of idiots (i.e. comments below me)

[Fenwolf2003]

Well, he's got a 4 star rating which is pretty decent for the view count. Not his fault that most of the more vocal viewers are retards who like to spam 'This sucks! I raped your mother' >.>

I have to admit, i love the people who come on and complain that 'this isn't a real review, you're lying in your title!'. Gotta love retards, hm?

[Ryutheone]

Very stupid but VERRYY funny haha :D

[dom1wom]

seriously dude. that was shit.

[punkster4eva]

i thought you were funny. i guess everyone else was either having a bad day or just don't have a sense of humour.

[FonsecaT3]

you estupid

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[Carebear1331]

I didnt think this vid was very funny. but thats just me .-. maybe cuz i love assassin's creed but whatever, it seemed to be pretty popular with the other people.

[lombax94]

dude you suck!!

assassin's creed is one of the best games ever created!

i bet you sit and play kindergarden games like sega tennis stars.

once again: you suck

[muffinman70]

its just a parody calm down

[lombax94]

that aint funny, so then this so called "parody" isn't a parody because parodies are suposed to b funny!

[Lectrico7]

First, its a parody.

And second, Sega Tennis is awesome!

[lombax94]

hahahahaha, you must be the biggest gayshitt ever xD

[StrudelDude87]

Dude, STFU and stop picking fights over the internet already, you're obviously no more than 10 years old.

[lombax94]

says a guy that have iliketoast in ur gamertag

[sirmatt181]

hes just joking geez

[lombax94]

go fuck a corps in the ass

[sirmatt181]

you tlkin to me u bitch y would i wanna fuck a corpse obviosley ur a corpse that is desperate for sex u fucker

[lombax94]

can't u do better?

man..... that was lame

[DellBoi]

You have a Dell right

[fallen966]

On credits it says Mario galaxy review =/

Love the vids so hilarious

[DjYooni]

awesome

[ebaumguy]

This is more like a parody of a parody.

[Mitchillio]

lol!

[leikeylosh]

VERY FUNNY!!!!

[daw1zzard]

roflmfao!

[jamiethepayne]

That was brilliant. You are a comic genius!

[crashpoq123]

what the fucking hell was that? pretty good

[andygaras]

i dont understand your comment? good comment.

[kurai6]

hah your tie is awesome

[Dutchy1980]

Get your voice checked, it sounds funny =D

[oblivion234brown]

solved a rubix cube in fourty secounds then throu it at my face lol

[phalxor]

lol i like how multiple videos of yours have "super mario galaxy review" titled at the end, also when you give your birdometer score sometimes the words you say scroll up at the wrong time, but it only adds to the goodness factor

[omgitsthenickster]

I'd advise getting a tripod.

[ryanthebatch]

"ripping off ur ears and using them as ninja stars" lol dude thats funny

[playoblivion]

wtf. that must have been the worst parody i`ve ever seen. i almoust falled asleep becouse it was so bouring jokes. god this was just a waste of time. i`m just gonna say fuck you and give you a 1/5. even the joke lol is funnier then this.zzzzzzzzzzzz

[gikeroo]

dureń ;]

[RobJoness]

OMG Thats was hilarious!!!

[hieireformedemon14]

lmao wow pretty gd shizzle ryt here, tht was quite humerous i liked the banter keep it up :D

[bloodclots99]

spring loaded pillows lol

[xDTxTheShadow]

lol this guys nuts.

[tyler234brown]

leg-clubs HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[UltimaPowers]

Oh man, you are brilliant, the ending is superb.

Chess rules!

[wabbafette101]

holy shit dude, u are so fuckin funny!

ahahahaha

[alucard1234567889]

ur kinda slow arent u

[jauze123]

lol strafe...strafe o oh yeah pwned in the face!! whatcha playin? oh im just playing chess lol

[P2GSOULJAH]

"time to sit down....ohh geez..they're just not spring loaded...ohh for Gods sake..so disapointing" loll

[Ryutheone]

Haha this is so fucking funny.

people get over it it is a parody

[jonnyboi2007]

Lol I know which review that's taking the piss out of :D Especially when he said "The game is so good, it becomes bad."

[nickx360]

funny but you shouldnt bad assassin's creed, its awesome

[Bhuggy13]

pity the story is short

[Decliner]

i hate how the story was based in the future, if it was just altair then i'd b happy

[Bhuggy13]

yea and you have to keep getting out of the device

[reynard6]

but at the end it is with all the writing so im guessing theirs a sequel

[dacaz5]

there is a 2nd one and theres going to be a third its gonna be the Assasins Creed Trilogy

and then 2009 i think it is there realising the first Assasins Creed Movie

[pivotdude565]

i belive u but haw did u find thiss out

[dacaz5]

alot of researching on different sites

[pivotdude565]

dude ur coment didnt sho up

[dacaz5]

wat u mean

[pivotdude565]

nvm

[haywoodbadman10]

LOL HAHAHAHAAA THIS IS FUNNY

[xmachinimax]

so stupid (ending funny) but this game is a good game, play it and ull find out if u like stradegy games.

[Flamejoker16]

HAHAH!

Incandessense omg im laughing of ure idiotic meaning!

[MrHalasz]

that is so funny

(fukin dickhead)

[erhanionuz]

hey man the jokes are really nice and i appreciate you for that... but the insluting a probably best game in my opinion .. alog with crysis of course .. is just a bit..dunno ^^ dumn

[wordlife619]

"in fact i gave this game to a friend, don regular who simply laughed at my face, solved a rubix cube in 40 sec. and threw it at my face" lol funny as hell!

[Firestrait]

wahaha

[xTkDx]

lol

[CyndonianKnight]

lol great video! lol i love the "ripping off the body parts"!

[R1mmerama]

another classic vid!!

"ripping off your ears and using them as ninja stars"

hahaha

[PDram]

that is the funniest shit i have ever seen XD

[dirtypoison]

agreed XD

[Revilex100]

Hehe, I found that funny.

I couldn't really tell though... Were you insulting Assassin's creed, Or just making a joke?

[samorulz94]

good game and great vid i love ur vids man

[winstonpoindexter]

fucking funny man lol :)

[jokie95]

XD i feel the need for creed good 1

[GamerGuy100]

lol, I found this funny

[iTyRanTTTT]

This is the funniest youtube video..make more reviews lool

[Bhuggy13]

hehe spring loaded pillows

[EliteXfp]

.......

[billium12]

........

[Incandessense]

Is assassins creed really dat bad?????????????dat ur eyes rolled all da way into ur skull until u could c ur own brian

[vonnzzie]

assassins creed is the best game ever

[breeeegs]

its called a JOKE you twit

[Zodiakage]

man you are f*cking funny

[ReissyB46]

right im just guna sit down and.....oh jeez

lol tht wez funni!

[AssassinsReign]

u remind me of bill nye the science guy.

[shadowspinner88]

Good work mate. Brilliant.

[killerbeesting17]

all i have to say is wow

[Buckeyefan86]

lol assassinating bees XD lol ur funny man! :)

[Extnoob]

lol at the spring loaded part

[LP640Lee]

That was quality, keep em coming haha

[Peeeky]

Brilliant lol.

I love the spring-loaded aside.

:D

[vinnydakid123]

kinda funny :P

[BBPirate06]

And now I sit down.... aw, jeez... they're just not spring loaded...

[jaboyle]

ron .... i love you man !!! not in a gay way !!!

[Karateworm]

now this is quality entertainment...

[xXAzNPrid3Xx]

Oh jeez..they're just not spring loaded..

XD

[PridhamPro]

Hahaha good one. Will you do a real review sometime? You could still maintain the funny. Keep the rating system though that's cool.

[contourman]

Ron, your like my science teacher. Don't worry, it's common. My mates would chant "(Mr)Downie in Disguise" at you though.

[rhod2007]

lol nice1 buddy

[kingxex2]

Make more stuff like this, you have my sense of humor, most people just don't get it! :D

[jaboyle]

so true

[KnightTemplar108]

oh and it has said mario galixy since the last one i thought it was funny

[KnightTemplar108]

so i not the only person to be disapointed when i sit down, good to know ron

[camjwalter]

Ron you own

[drinkingair]

lol dude that was hilarious!

[bottombas]

"there just not spring loaded"

lol

[Microshocky]

At the credits it says Mario Galaxy Review...

Still good!

[RSJGaMeRPrO]

Doh... well spotted!

[UniCoolGMaxx]

5* you guys just made my day