VLOG: Rambling in the Wilderness

[rlphwbshmkr19]

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[Diggy22]

You forgot one thing we all learned about you from what you have in your purse: you love carrying gum. :-D

[Johnis2nd]

Who are you stealing from? Do you sweat alot? Is that why the dual deodorant? Do you spend much time alone? How old are you? Is that real hair or extensions. I like your videos, but I think in person, you wouldn't hang out with me, you are too fast and I am slow. Also, what the hell medicine do you take? I know these are personal questions, but what the hell, you just took me on a tour of your purse. And you do carry too much shit.

[doombuggy123]

You should get a GoGirl.

[hockeygrrl81]

You are fucking hilarious

[miamazing]

You're hilarious!

[BreGotTalent]

I LOVE HER SOOOO MUCH! She's JUST like :D

[ubugginson1]

I think am in love : )

[treblemak3r]

you should do a video about the vidcon thing your talking about or whatever its called cause i have not a clue what that is lol... but i love your videos miss both random and intellectual 

[AmorasinKPP]

your randomness + though process = fun.

[punkybruiser84]

"I am not Osama! You are not going to ambush me!"

hilarious!

[Aboish1981nj]

For some strange reason, I can watch this again...

[STATUSthesleepers]

eating when youre starving aint free,because you gotta buy the food

[nickirae24]

I LOVE THE TURTLE RING YOU HAVE IN THIS VLOG WERE DID YOU GET IT : )

[NineteenPercent]

@nickirae24 I wish I could tell you. It was from some small, artsy store in Michigan. =-( Sorry. Although, you'd probably be able to find one similar to it if you hunt around online.

[shonawilleatyou]

killed to death :')

[ForbiddenFruitKC]

ROFL... RAID..... outdoors

[bostonlove]

...poor Meghan.

[xInfected27x]

Ur Significant Other Is Veryyyyy Lucky, Subscribe!

[SachaTearle]

Anyone else hear that music and madly look for their iPhone?

[twweety9]

I'm from Detroit. I know how to read lol

[monkiebrane101]

@twweety9 Quite an accomplishment. lol

[MrDannyFactz]

Lol I'm officially a fan

[GoldenGoddessO9]

I [heart] you Amber. I really do!

[acrophobe]

i believe the proper phrasing in this case is

I WHIP MY SCALES BACK AND FORTH

I WHIP MY SCALES BACK AND FORTH

I WHIP MY SCALES BACK AND FORTH

I WHIP MY SCALES BACK AND FORTH

and so on.

[ashtonnesmith]

I've learnt from this video about another persons private shit than I've in from my last 5000 f2f conversations.

And all those batteries ?

[SqueeLumkins]

As a man with a murse, I can safely say that I feel your pain.

[jalisarenee]

oh and that you are prepare to slice a mug to shreds!!!!.... where the hell do you work?

[ert69]

haha loved it. ur so funneh >D oh and tonjes is going to get ya for stealin all dat shizz :P

[ayers01]

Gotcha. Ur a caffine addicted klepto, who enjoy's mass murdering of insects for their territory.

[JordyJ07]

"killed to death" hahahahaha

[MelissaVenesia]

Same here, I hate taking bags everywhere I go, but I can't even fit my essentials in my pockets. I lug around my phone, ipod, wallet, water, tissues, pen, chapstick, camera, hand sanitizer, mints, etc.

[darkb4lightt]

You said you threw the blade in your purse because you were in a hurry at work. I just wonder what you do for a living? I'm assuming something in the medical field? And I loved your bathroom story..I was crying, I was laughing so hard! lol

[bballgirl7575]

If ur that stupid ur gonna get killed 2 death lmao

[PaxCm]

You reminded me to take my antibiotics... thank you.

[NineteenPercent]

@PaxCm And take them ALL!! Even if you start to feel better! lol 

[cicelyalyce1234]

are you a medical school student ?

[NineteenPercent]

@cicelyalyce1234 No. Right now I'm a surgical tech, but I start graduate school in the Fall to become a Physician Assistant. 

[oldschoolsituationz]

nineteen you are crazy!!!!! i think this was one of the best yet.. dont ask me why i just do. lol!

[NineteenPercent]

@oldschoolsituationz Aww. THANKS!!! I feel like I haven't done a real life vlog in a while.

[applesandmustard]

there was just so much great in this video that i dont even know what part to comment on so i wont

[NineteenPercent]

@applesandmustard But you did. 

[evmoneyTV]

I bet you peed on the seat.

[NineteenPercent]

@evmoneyTV I bet worse things have been on that seat!

[mtsamn]

so many blades.....

[soundlyawake]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey

I WISH it would be normal for me to carry a purse. Everything don't fit in my pockets!

[NineteenPercent]

@soundlyawake You could go the messenger bag route!

Which I plan to do, because I clearly need something more heavy duty. (These were the contents that remained after I had already halfway cleaned it out).

[TALKtotheBOOBS]

@soundlyawake

Just have an Entourage w/some one person to carry a bag for you

;)

[Orlando2914]

2:51 Ninja!

[shutupkthxbyexo]

LMAO she brought RAID outside

[NineteenPercent]

@shutupkthxbyexo Listen.......bug these days have no respect for humans. There were flying insects all up in my grill.

[MakeItFunkyProds]

Oh yeah.. and checks? I write one check a month and that's to pay my rent. And I only write that check because that's what they require. I hope you are not one of those people who write checks in the grocery line.

~Vince

[NineteenPercent]

@MakeItFunkyProds lol The only check I write is for rent. I'm waiting for the day that I can pay it online. lol

[MakeItFunkyProds]

@NineteenPercent Hell yeah! Me too!!! Cuz I hate writing checks! lol

[MakeItFunkyProds]

Wow. I'm so glad I'm not a woman. I'm so glad I don't need to carry all that shyt around with me everywhere I go. I'm FREE!!!

~Vince

[jni34108]

I had my checking account for years now and have never even had them send me a single check book. Checks are sooo ol' skool haha

[NineteenPercent]

@jni34108 lol I take it you don't have to pay rent yet?

[JoeyGotBeans]

batteries are good to recharge.

[d0txk0m]

Blades for days.

[ActsOfElegance]

You made me want to throw out my purse...and all of its contents...in shame.

[NineteenPercent]

@ActsOfElegance LIBERATE YOURSELF, WOMAN!!! hahahah

[jasminee2109]

lmao "i am not osama, you are not gonna ambush me" haha

[dp1195]

Lmfao. "Killed to death."

[laurapie92]

Everyone needs deodorant in their purse.

[TheMeanArena]

That's a lot of batteries! :)

[NineteenPercent]

@TheMeanArena You never know when you might need 8 AA batteries all at once!

[ComputerLoveB]

The things in your purse also to me that NineteenPercent will give you the option of which blade to choose if ever you disrespect her and she has to to cut ya!! lol =P

[smiletone]

you can steal me anytime ;)

[NineteenPercent]

@smiletone lol <3

[H3ADY1313]

I AM SO EXCITED YOU ARE GOING TO VIDCON!!! I WILL FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU WOOT WOOT! I SWEAR TO GOOD I LOVE YOUR VLOGS... YOU ARE AMAZING... I WANNA BE COOL LIKE YOU... PLEASE TEACH ME O' WISE ONE

LMAO THE ONLY CHECK I WRITE IS MY RENT CHECK LMAO YOU CARRY YOURS AROUND

[NineteenPercent]

@H3ADY1313 YES!!!!!! I"M SOOO HAPPY YOU'RE GOING!! I can't WAIT to meet you!!!!! <333

[neelccia]

this Vlog was FUNNY and your turlel ring OMG !!! WONDERFUL !!!

[NineteenPercent]

@neelccia I am IN LOVE with that ring. I also bought a Skunk one, it's SOOO CUTE. (Note to self: I should do a video of my ring collection)

[neelccia]

@NineteenPercent

Yeah you should do that =) LOVING It !!

[drewby1xo]

hahahahaaa this made me so happy <3

[NineteenPercent]

@drewby1xo =-) I'm glad!!! <3

[latara218]

that was THE best " bug killing" face ever!

[BossKiddTuff]

so many blades sheesh

[9AMLUV]

i never would've guessed that you were a MURDERER...have fun "killing those bugs to death" 19%

[NineteenPercent]

@9AMLUV I prefer to think of myself as a providing these creatures a pathway to a better place. One that is very far away from ME!

[NineteenPercent]

@NineteenPercent YES!!!!!! I"M SOOO HAPPY YOU'RE GOING!! I can't WAIT to meet you!!!!! <333

[pernch]

lol you klepto

[NineteenPercent]

@pernch lol Don't judge me. 

[pinkdes2ny]

I'm really trying to figure out what you do in the OR. Are you a Surg Tech? Also, what's going on with Grad school?

[NineteenPercent]

@pinkdes2ny YEP! And I was accepted into my first choice for grad school, which begins at the end of August. I'll be a Physician Assistant (probably in surgery, but maybe in Dermatology.....because they make the big bucks, lol )

[skinnyJEANking2]

You're having a picnic by yourself? I would mind eating your free food and listen to you ranting and raving all day :p

[NineteenPercent]

@skinnyJEANking2 You're assuming my food is FREE!!!  lol.

[JohnySpadez]

instead of a purse there's these things called pockets that' why men don't have purses

[NineteenPercent]

@JohnySpadez IDK if I can carry an electric candle in my pocket. =-(

[catquack]

No phone?

[NineteenPercent]

@catquack It was in my jacket pocket. Safe and sound.

[justasoftie]

the world is ending on july 24 so your going to have to miss it.

[NineteenPercent]

@justasoftie FML.

[1x93cm]

the good thing with all those blades and dental floss is that you could do field surgery if anybody was hurt

[NineteenPercent]

@1x93cm I know, right?! I'm a prepared like a girl scout.

[blackberryjuice1]

you can get lyme disease from ticks laying out in the grass like that.

[NineteenPercent]

@blackberryjuice1 I used to think I had Lyme Disease. There was a girl on Real World Seattle who had it. I heard one of the symptoms was easy bruising. Being the hypochondriac that I am, I naturally assumed I was afflicted because I, too, "bruise easily". The truth: I'm just incredibly clumsy so I always have lots of bruises.

[35823582]

lol IKR, I hate bugs also, and I cant understand how a bug will try to get in the personal space, or attack a 5ft what ever being and think nothing will happen

[NineteenPercent]

@35823582 Bugs are just the dumbest.

[ahndajong]

Umm... What's with the surgical blades? And why do you only have he blades and not the handle?

[NineteenPercent]

@ahndajong lol. We don't have handles packaged by themselves.

[johmarie7]

i actually enjoyed the turtle introducing himselfe. i was disappointed as he stopped singing. dont know eather.

[NineteenPercent]

@johmarie7 Excellent. I now grant you the privilege of naming him!

[johmarie7]

@NineteenPercent how about Aron? or better Tyson? or Bert? yes Bert sounds pretty cute!

[melionsden]

lol

[natesvlogs]

I'm gonna call you mud crotch from now on

[NineteenPercent]

@natesvlogs Ironically, that's what my grandma used to call me. Rest Her Soul.

[Gkiller]

haha you thief, whats Megg and Tania's?

[NineteenPercent]

@Gkiller Tania?

[SuperZombieMoon]

"Killed to death" lawl XD you're really funny

[NineteenPercent]

@SuperZombieMoon Thanks!! =-)

[DyamonFTW]

What kind of job do you have? lol

[NineteenPercent]

@DyamonFTW I'm a surgical tech.

[SkywardDragonKing]

that purse is more like a Survival pack, throw in change of clothes, water and some Non-Perishable foods and you are good in case of an emergency. lol

[NineteenPercent]

@SkywardDragonKing lol....I know. It's ridiculous!!!

[stkcarm5]

LMAO the roach spray!

[NineteenPercent]

@stkcarm5 I really, REALLY hate bugs! 

[ryan50ryan]

LOL, lots of stolen goods you have.

I just have to ask though, why the batteries? Why?

[NineteenPercent]

@ryan50ryan I like to think of them as "collected" instead of "stolen". lol

I get the batteries for free from work.

[Blak9mm]

Ms.NineteenPercent in the middle of nowhere & the contents of her purse.. Charles Darwin would be proud.. Evolution @ its finest!! lol

[ldhkimble]

megans missing alot of shit!

[NineteenPercent]

@ldhkimble Ha! And that's not even ALL of it!!!

[angstyDarko]

lol killed to death

[crazytired]

bahahahahaha I love you

[itsbrianyay]

wait, WHY do you have so many blades? rofl.

[NineteenPercent]

@itsbrianyay Haha. Why is this such a problem for people?!?! LOL I'm not dangerous, I promise.

I was at work and I needed a blade for a case, but I wasn't sure exactly which one. So, I grabbed a variety of them. We ended up just using one of them. The rest stayed in my pocket. And that is how I accumulated and exorbitant number of blades in my bag.

=-)

[TruthSerum101]

Dang! Vidcon? You go to everything! BTW, it's BeeTroit, not Detroit.

[NineteenPercent]

@TruthSerum101 I went last year and it was AWESOME and AMAZING!!!! I can't wait for this year!!

Why BeeTroit?

[TruthSerum101]

@NineteenPercent I used to tease my friends from Detroit by calling it that. That's all.

[MUSICHUSTLA]

@ 0:50

[NineteenPercent]

@MUSICHUSTLA What happened?

[MUSICHUSTLA]

@NineteenPercent your face

[rossy927]

"I am not Osama you are not gonna ambush me" OMG that shit was hilarious!!! Im so using that. you crack me up girl!!!

[KristinaArtSeeTV]

i love this video... laughed.... almost woke up the rents... and wow.. thats a lot of blades...why?llol

[NineteenPercent]

@KristinaArtSeeTV lol I'm always stuffing things in my pockets at work, then forgetting that they're there until I get ready to change at the end of the day, lol.

[txus4sho]

Love You Amber!

[brandilyon]

i also learned that you may/ may not work/study in the health industry (wow! so informative). who carries surgical shiz around with them?! hahaha

[NineteenPercent]

@brandilyon LOL. I do!

I usually have a hand full of stuff in my pockets at the end of the day, and when I go home I just end up tossing it all in my bag.

Plus, who knows when you might need a blade or two...or four!