Youtube Poop: Obama Sh!ts in the Gulf on National Television

[LilAlfiq]

That's the lowest ranking admiral I've ever seen.

[MrSnapply]

just too slow

[Nintendoman851]

dang i wish someone would type this out so i could post it on wikipedia under speeches on his page XD

[Projectdie]

@Nintendoman851 Challenge accepted. Give me an email.

[Nintendoman851]

@Projectdie lol seriously!?!?

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

one of the best poops of all time

[TheHumanKeyboard]

Thumbs up if you came for Iron Maiden.

[searchshowbob]

cs for president, we need a president who could get the joj done rite

[MinecraftAndStuff1]

Look for a cooking book called 'Natural Harvests'. Read. ???. Profit!

[Chainsawyourhead]

Fuck human technology

[VeritatemQuaerens]

Wipe out China!

[PaulsOver9000]

THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Is Itihah a good place to travel? 6:04

[metalmilitia137]

2:43 iron maiden!!!! u like them???

[PaPeRo154]

2:23 Hail ObabO!

[igotaxbox360XD]

as long as they serously takle our dick lol

[AleG8RRage]

13 people know what cum is

[RyvernRaigon]

4:56 "the one answer i will not settle for is that this cock is somehow too big and too difficult to suck!"

That actually came out of nowhere, i burst out laughing so hard x'D

[JackCoxx]

I lost it at the blowing of the flute.

[gramaproblemz]

Admiral fat ass

[ryanjason11]

FUCK HUMAN TECHNOLOGY

[thesega99]

Obama has a joj

[jbods1998]

American family's can have 1 billion dollars of our wealth if they seriously tackle our dick!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! :P

[Spaceguy2112]

"Thank you"

*sneezes*

"God bless you"

Freaking golden

[ML867g]

Having a Secretary of PINGAS is a good idea. Most of America's citizens are constantly getting f***ed by the government anyway.

[kennydiedthrice]

"...who lost their loved ones in the explosion. sweet." lmao

[vladpros2000]

It will be led by Admiral Fatass, XD admiral fatass XD

[AriesGoddess93]

"Tomorrow I will meet with the chairman of BP and inform him that he is a cunt"

I think he did that in real life too

[BaliFlye]

"And I want pie.

The American people deserve pie."

-President Barack Obama

[xMW3xOWNAGEx]

me and my bro wath this and we laf our asses of

[HPlookalike94]

theres not even 17 billion ppl in the world

[cs188]

@HPlookalike94 lol I hope you understand the joke now :P

[HPlookalike94]

@cs188 i do, just makes it even funnier

[B4MVfangirl1]

IRON MAIDEN! \m/

[mytac0sftw]

OMFG!!! DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY SHIT!!! DUDE I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING I HAD TO DRINK WATER AND I WAS STILL LAUGHING SO HARD!! XD DUDE THAT GREAT! Best part = 2:13 "We need to know the facts, before the facts are know by the american people... Shit shit shit shit shit!"

[Fleskjereta]

I will send an E-mail to Obama and add this video as an attachment.

[iliketurtlesandbacon]

An effort led by Admiral Badass who has almost no experience responding to disasters, so Obama is a badass now?

[9999faill]

the last bit made me fall off my chair

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

fuck the economy and jobs...bama' better make good on coming through with that steak.

[GasmaskGorbachev762]

If there are problems in the operation, we will not help fix them. Fuck human technology.

[TheHvalek]

0:49 I'd vote for him, can't be any worse then what we have now

[Umprella]

We will make steak.

A truly inspiring message in these troubled times.

[TheRSChickenTV]

We want to make sure...that a catastrophe like this happens again

[quiksilverryan]

Up the irons! And youtube poop.

[sanfordmadness]

I laughed at the exact same time the guy at the end did and in the same way. O_O

[Isoscelescube]

A big steak. One that we will be eating for months.

[Mosse190]

Admiral Fatass?

This is starting to sound awfully familiar...

[Isoscelescube]

Fuck human technology!

Lol more sex jokes

[zcheeseolly]

"God bless the Mushroom Kingdom"

Isn't Obama a nice man!?!

[kurale10]

I lost it at "environmental fuckup"

[darharrison]

He's right, the chairman of BP is a cunt,

[Orthropox14]

its about HOH SIS

[bloodrunsclear]

I didn't know Robotnik had a Nobel Prize O_o

[JoshuaFDTS]

Anyone knows what he said at 3:36?

[theotherther1]

This is so close to reality it's *almost* not funny.

[residentwievle4]

"God is dangerous"

[JoshuaFDTS]

SUMUS

[jeffsandychelsea]

"Tomorrow, I will meet with the chairman of BP and inform him, that he is a cunt."

[IonizedRasputin]

americans and mexicans run the oil rig.

can't do it right.

they fuck it up

"durr, dah compannees called british petroleum, it must be british's fault!"

Stupid americans.

[TFRLIceman]

I was expecting, "We can't afford NOT TO MAKE THIS CALL."

[Reign117]

FUCK HUMAN TECHNOLOGY

[MrTthhooor]

Way to go Robotnik good for you we americans need you to take out sonic the communishog

[trekman2245]

excelent intro dude

[raphael103]

thank you... COF! .. god bless you

[AdventuresEK]

This is THE BEST Poop I have ever seen. Period!

[Immakidgohan1]

Americans do need more pie

[The3ninjakids]

1:57 Mars Attacks 2: Taking over the House

[The3ninjakids]

the word Spew just cracks me up now

[dtexs04]

1:25 "An effort lead by admiral Fatass"

xD!!!!!!!!!

[TheKupoQueen]

I wanna be the secretary of penis [pingas]

[bedavelli]

ASS TROPHY

[shitmouth99]

We need to know the facts before we allow the facts to be known by the american people... shit shit shit shit

[ElFudgeMusic]

Thanks, Arthur!

[Mosse190]

I do.

[MajorPwnage96]

Haha 2:41 Iron Maiden's mascot, Eddie. Nice one. Also, Two Minutes To Midnight. You listen to Iron Maiden, cs188?

[MajorPwnage96]

Haha 2:41 Iron Maiden's mascot, Eddie. Nice one. Also, Two Minutes To Midnight. You listen to Iron Maiden, cs188?

[PringDaddyPring]

"clergy from different religions gather to suck c**ks... they came and they came".... oh man, this is priceless

[uzay2000]

"HACHOO" god bless you.

[TheToxicwildhog]

"we want to make sure that a catastrophe like this happens again"

[PortugalGP]

Harvest Man's semen on the surface of the moon...

Apollo 11 kinky stuff...

[gladfan1989]

I hate it when shit spews into the water.

[ARunawayTrain]

@rem520 Sorry but George W. Bush will always hold that title. The Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, giving Dick Cheney's buddies at Halliburton extended no-bid contracts to rebuild Iraq, giving the NSA the right to spy on anyone and everyone. His inactivity in fixing the Social Security mess that's brewing. That's only the tip of the iceberg really...Obama while nowhere near a great president has certainly not been a bad one, many people blame him for not being able to fix Dubya's enormous mess.

[trexattack]

lol 13 billion people lost their lives...wow thats a lot :P

[GasmaskGorbachev762]

@trexattack 17 billion!

[shitmouth99]

"We see an entire way of life being threatened by a menacing cloud of black people"

[ThePoopmaster98]

That's a really weird tradition

[WhenCornAttacks]

I... I'm sorry, I just didn't find this funny. Not because I think it's offensive or anything. I just think... not your best, you know?

[weareallanemic]

We need to know the facts before the facts are known to American people.

:O

[rem520]

@FallingFaster1984 Shut the hell up! He might be the worst president in American history! Thats only my opinion though, and don't feel like Obama has been wronged by this video. Its just like a joke, meant to be funny, not harmful. If it is harmful, you're too sensitive, we don't care.

[ForkPlusToaster]

@rem520 "we dont care" lolz ;D

[jeffbaker199]

admiral fat ass

[gonzalez99boca]

wut the hell is sus lol i mean come on tell me!!!

[FacePwn64]

@gonzalez99boca It's supposed to be "sauce". You can hear it in most of cs188's YouTube Poops. That's why you can sometimes see a jar of sauce when cs188 makes someone say "sauce".

[CaitlinRixOfficial]

"...$1bn of our wealth"

What wealth?

[wweThunderForce]

@CaitlinRixOfficial i know right!

[cs188]

@CaitlinRixOfficial Good point.  But at least our cities aren't burning. :P (All joking aside, I hope you're safe and that the riots don't reach you.)

[CaitlinRixOfficial]

@cs188 Lol - I was on holiday on the other side of the country when the riots happened and they stopped before I came home. Thanks anyway :)

[RathalosAssassin]

@cs188 I live in Texas and our cities ARE burning.

[SgtBaird123]

@CaitlinRixOfficial Lol, good response.

[CaitlinRixOfficial]

@SgtBaird123 Thankyou XD

[trexattack]

but this vid is awesome haha

[YeahimAwesome1000]

lOl i just got what that sneeze was meant for at 5:31. God bless you. Hahahaha

[UltimateGamingBoy]

press 3 for we will make the steak.

press 4 twice then press 2 for the beat.

press 5 for jizz stains.

press 9 for harder dick.

[FatScotishguy]

2:24 what is that iv herd it before

[TheFattHatt1943]

Why is there a photo of Patrick & a terrorist in the background?

[EpitathTourist]

THE DEEP WIDER-UHH

[wafflepainquin]

hahahahhaha at the end with arthur

[Death929]

MAY TOAST NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

[acrobatsutr]

we will make steak one that we will be eating for months, ever years.

thaz some really bad steak... XD

[B0bSag3tt]

I'm National Guard, and I'll help TOAST TOAST! XD

[Mr11MUSICMAN]

lulululululu

[thecritic5276eli]

we will make stake

[WidwardsBack]

I was brought here by the Iron Maiden thumbnail.

[AUberMegaSecret]

2:42 Eddie. <3

[mikulkal]

THE GOD IS DANGEROUS!!!!! XD XD XD 4:00

[ud106c]

inb4 Fox News uses this clip and claims this is what Obama actually said

[fruknullarn]

Thumbs up for 4.20 reference at 0:22!

[halfwolf66]

I......am so glad I'm Canadian......

[caCupachabra]

Fuck human technology.

[FallingFaster1984]

Dont make direspectful videos abvout my favorite persident! You can get in trouible for makeing this. Im reporting this to youtube/!

[Landmine214]

@FallingFaster1984 don't be a bitch, it's funny and it's a joke

[younggunsfan]

@FallingFaster1984 Its a joke. Besides Obama is a decent President anyway. He would probally laugh at this :P

[daybreakers2014]

@FallingFaster1984 get a life and a sense of humor

[FallingFaster1984]

@daybreakers2014 You get a life first obama is our presedent and he doesnt should be made fun of on here youtube!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

[TreetopYodeler]

@FallingFaster1984 If that's your true opinion, you'll LOVE my video. The response up there.

[daybreakers2014]

@FallingFaster1984 are you seriously getting upset about an awesome video?? its not like its saying hes an awful president or bashing him.

[FallingFaster1984]

@daybreakers2014 well im just saying that he shouldent be disrespected on a youtube videoe!!!!!!

[Darkuaza106]

god bless mushroom kingdom indeed

[TheFootlessSamson]

That was a huge WeeGee.

[Rocknroller795]

Admiral Fatass lol

[kultiplexify]

thanks arthur!

[GooseAnimatics]

I can't hear what he's saying half of the time.

[Imananimegod]

TAKE 10!

Over the years, we have touched millions of governors prostrates.

rofl

[Zizumia1]

This isn't a poop, he sounds like he always does!

[LtBriJMAC]

Admiral Fat Ass is the same one who did hurricane kritrna in the ass and fucked kfc's in new Orleans

[996Gogeta]

Can you make a full remix of the song at 1:10 like you did with "Take Mays out"?

I'll send this to you in a pm to...

[Stratocoaster08]

@cs188 whats that bass line from?

[marco1991pl]

If there are problems with the operation, we will not fix them. Fuck human technology.

[Gyarren]

From 1:00 to 1:05

"The federal government has been in charge of the largest environmental fuck-up in our nation's history."...

That about sums it up!

Thanks for posting; this made my day!

[YTPstudio]

/watch?v=hdCuNHeCXCE check that ytp out you might like it! Btw cs188 you are my favorite ytper of all time and by far one of the best

[westeastxybzd]

At the over 17000 part you should have replaced the 17,000 with 9,000 so it's over 9,000

[ilovebillybaxter]

10 people don't like to shit in the gulf on national television

[n8ames]

WE HAVE A SECRETARY OF PENIS?!?!?

[Wiichamp5]

LOL the part that starts on 4:36

sorry im making so many of these comments, this is just...umm...better than gold

[Wiichamp5]

LOL

testicles

5:19

[olddisorder]

A tradition where clergy from different religions gather to suck cock... well at least they're all getting along.... O_o

[Wiichamp5]

@olddisorder That was mostly the Catholic Priests though (no offence if you're catholic...)

[TheMoiraBrown]

1:25 Killed me XDD

[Chekkogrnteam]

Hardcore Illuminati.

[RyvernRaigon]

I shouldn't had started eating cereal while watching this video, 2:24 made me burst out laughing while i was eating. I had to clean all this and took me a while, thank you cs188, you though me a lesson.

[moerokz]

weve talked and talked and talked AND TALKED........................­and i want pie. we all deserve pie.XD

[statoose]

0:34 "Tomorrow, I will meet with the chairman of BP, and inform him... That he is a cunt." That was so unexpected and hilarious, it's epic :D

[statoose]

2:23 Could someone please tell me what the name of that song is? I love it :D

[TheJakedrummer]

@statoose Closer by Lacuna Coil

[statoose]

@TheJakedrummer Thanks :)

[itchynoob]

press 4 to cream your pants at that sexy beast

[xxStarBurstManxx]

FUCK human technology

[Thebestever441]

God Bless The Mushroom Kingdom.

[cabooses1fan]

2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!!!! Great video!!!

[MrYeahbuddyyy]

HOLY SHIT A GIANT WEEGEE!!!

[facePuncher5]

It's PRESISERP OBABO of UNITINU at 2:24!

[ElevationLowJJ]

For decade, we've talk and talK and taLK and tALK and TALK and TALK!

[LACSMOB]

I died at the Wendy's kids meal.

[Frostheart29]

Hey, that's actually a good idea.

Train the beaches to clean themselves...

[doubleas2380]

Douchebag president.

[ericcarr21]

omg iron maiden I FREAKING LOVE YOU! (no homo)

[djkids98]

cs188!!

I dare you to put on Closed Captioning, its hillarious..