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  • What? Only 65K views?

    Man, that's a crime. It should be 65million.

    This is some funny sh!t!

  • Hilarious!

  • what is that chick with huge boobs who was actually a guys name

  • @RebornLegacy Dave.

  • Wonderful, just wonderful.

  • mother fucker never blinks lol

  • oh shit that was dope im surprised it took me a year to see this but it was well worth the wait i hope you keep making videos soon come check out my channel

  • Why was this flagged?

  • strap on

  • Oh, LOL. I watched this and it didn't seem too bad, cuz I'm only 10 and it's a pretty tight rap. It didn't get flagged on omovie's channel, and they didn't censor that. They censored every other word, but still. LMAO

  • "on yahoo met a girl named Abu who worked at Wamu wanted me to take it up the wazoo with a strap on I said na boo"

    whut whut?? shit is gold, son

  • Nice flow

  • This is great. Im really not into rap but, your videos are great. U have a good sound,tune is "catchy" it stays in ur head, & lyrics r funny AND good. Very impressive! I can't wait to watch the rest!

  • i seriously thought this would have something to do with his hilarios name!

  • This guy is very talented! in many ways ! editing, song writing, etc

  • hilarious - like the editing too

  • tottaly wicked

  • Great content, but learn to deinterlace your video!

  • hahahahahah

  • LOL love it!

  • thats funny as shit man!!!...GREAT VID "mother fuckerrrrrrr"....lmao!!

  • Love it

  • i lov wen he goes :mothafucka" at da end lolz

  • All right, youre adorable. This mom has gotta give you a five for your tune. I have a son probably close to your age who fusses about the same stuff...I am like to much information sweetie...but it is the truth :)

  • btw: of course I put you in my profile ;)

  • take me!

  • famous last nerds are awesome XD

  • Too Funny! You guys are a riot...

  • loll

  • lol this is the best one lol

  • That's good, here's fifteen cent sir.

  • That was....awesome lol.

    google away my man.

  • rofl!!!

  • titty church lol

  • EPIC.

  • god thats fuckin hilarious!!!

  • Jaja, LMAO. LOL. I think i'm going to google myself!.

  • No because of the strapon i think xD

  • lmao!

  • is this a rap parody of i touch myself? O.O

  • looooool what a lyrics was that. awesome

  • hope u finaly got to fuck

    hmm cough virgin jk

  • awesome vid

  • yoooo... my dudes hilarious.... this is great.... hahahaha

  • Erik should get his own show, for reals

  • BRILLIANCE.

  • Amazing! Your music videos are great!

  • epic.

  • spread it on reddit sounded hella kewl lol

  • Damn, he's frikin awsome!

  • hahaha awesome. favorited

  • Nice!

  • greaaaaaat! amazing double rhymes.

  • i goole myself like evey day ouned fuckers

  • yeah you know its true!

  • Woah nice who teached that monkey to rap... oh wait..

  • Wow... who taught this monkey to speak English?

    Oh wait, he can't. ¬_¬

  • hahahaha LOVE IT!

  • Class Mate!!

  • his multiple rhymes are awsome xD

  • absolutely awesome

    best vid ive seen in ages

    =)

  • who ever flagged this video is a tard

  • thank you! this is the FIRST RAP song i thought didn't SUCK!

    it's great! forward it! viral it!

  • ?????WITCH IDIOT FLA THISSS????

  • еее заибца

  • lol - brillant! a Jew with a little weinnie, imagine that! gosh - ok, i'll be nice... not everyone can be german/cherokee ;-) don't slam me with chit cos' I am only teasing!

  • brilliant! love it =D

  • haz potential, needs popularity

    5 starz

  • Gershwin of rap?

    dude.

    JESUS of rap.

  • ahaha you used maya hills for AFF love it

  • That was great! Good song

  • awsome man!

  • i love this song

  • ХуйПизда, давай-давай! Суперррр! :)

  • Hes totally hot, id hit it.

  • wat the fuck!

  • What?!

  • The Gershwin of Rap...........none better

  • funny funny funny!!!!

    Subed :)

  • Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Saw this on omovies, and had to subscribe.

  • amazing

  • Epic Win! Watching your other videos now. subbed

  • I google my Wiener. 5/5

  • Thanks for sharing omovies. funny shit.

  • You rock!

  • this shit is hilarious make some more!!!!

  • geil <3

    toller beat

  • Good video!

  • swear he sounds like the bloke off flobots who sings handlebars

  • he does thats why i love this song because i loved handlebars

  • nice.

  • Fantastic!!!!10/10

  • greatest video ive ever seen

  • ive watched this like2 20 times in a row

  • lmao

  • ROFL, this got flagged? BULLSHIT

    Fuck youtube for not properly checking what videos they approve to be flagged, this should be promoted not flagged.

  • why is this shyt flag? i seen more inappropriate videos that arent flag yet this shyt is flagged?

  • true dat. I was expecting some really nasty stuff. This didn't disappoint me though. :)

  • HOTT!!! GET MONEY FOR THIS LMAO

  • He looks like a thin Dave Attell...on crack.

  • funny cause dave atell looks like shes on crack anyways.

  • lol it got flaged =D

  • "This video may not be suitable for minors. "

    lol

  • Rate == 100%

  • Lol

  • Lmao.

    Niiiice.

    xDD

  • lol!!!

  • hehe, this is nice ;)

  • this why i like youtube vids like this.

  • Nicely done mate :D

  • -I love it! Who's this guy? He looks great ;-)

  • your girlfriend was horrendous!

  • I am so glad you are still doing this stuff after scratch and burn. keep up the good work!

  • loved it!

  • Tight. Nice vid. ;D

  • lmao!

  • hahaha

  • Wow! It's funny! :D

  • dang! hot beat! smart very smart..

  • haha...thats sooo funny!! xD love it!

  • ROFL

  • phahaha thats hilarious as hell

  • Haha!

  • Grrreat.

  • vid good, for tha links:)

  • funny and a good rap 2 5/5

  • yeah, I google myself too. So I can go to sites I've never heard of and that act as if I've ever been there before. And I make sure my anti-virus is updated and every script blocker and greasemonkey enabled before even clicking on those junk links.

  • Great job bro...

  • looooooooool he's dam funny!

  • omg,..you are so adorable!!!!!!

  • Erik!! You ROCK!!! You RULE!!!

  • Great song!

  • Ok he blinks when he looks left/right, i didin't notice that befor but from 2:16-2:56 he doesen't blink AT ALL!

  • i google myself at least twice a day

  • Funny song... great job!

  • he did great  job

  • In the first 30 seconds, he already blinks about 5 ot 6 times... o.O

  • I don't know who came up with the shit of him not blinking, he does, and he ain't trying to not show us. You can see it clearly...

  • Were can I download the beat???

  • love this video :)) awesome :d

  • Annybody notice this guy NEVER blinks...

  • hahaha that's true as well

  • and now i'll have to watch it again not just cause it's awesome, but to see if he doesn't blink.

  • Whenever he turns his head to the side he blinks. Women blink more often than men.

  • This is the greatest thing if have seen in a long time.

    Awesome!!!

    Please more stuff like that.

  • lmao wow. Genius.

  • Sheer brilliance...

  • Thats AWESOME lol make more stuff like this.

  • Funny part: this is on every site he said to put it on, and its on my myspace page... ;)

  • Bet you get some pussy now man!;D

  • that was AWESOME....was that Madisyahu? lol

  • thats fuckin awesome

  • Sorry I had to post the lyrics in like 10-15 diferent comments but there IS a limit on comment space ya know lol

  • put me on your profile make a girl go wild

    famous-last-nerds-.-com

    motha fucka

  • ass I need to get it

    so spread it on reddi

    t help me get the bitches man put this on delicious what the hell throw it up on A.O.L. maybe I could score a les' if you put me on perez

  • so I'll just use my right hand and I'll google myself yeah you know it's true

    I'm not ashamed to say

    but I google myself like e-v-e-r-y day

    I don't need anybody else

    when I think about me I google myself

    yo I'm not done yet wait

    you can still help me get a date

  • ahahahahah thats sweet

  • I just searched "google" to test a greasemonkey script and stumbled on this. Fucking great, I love when music/videos include internet content. Plus your rap isn't bad at all, it's damn good, it flows really well, and gets kind of stuck in your head (and this is coming from someone who doesn't like rap all too much.)

    Thanks for making me laugh.

  • A) I'm not scared of clowns B) I hate chain letters and C) I dont have a closet you dick! hahaha by the way that was a mint video Erik Weiner!!!!

  • THATS GOOD SHIT!

  • I was pretty ercked

    felt like a self pitied jerk and shitty flirt

    looked for a strip club on city search

    typed in titty church

    didn't work why can't I find no one else

  • My limt of comments was execeded earlier,

    on adult friend finda met a girl named Dina from china

    she was wearin' so much makeup she eyelina on her vagina

    on ebay I sold the rights to give me a BJ

    in 3 days a

    DJ named CJ

    bought i

    t and oh yeah he's gay

  • i love this video i sent it to my friends and it's even on my space profile so all can see.

  • cool rap

  • lmao +5

  • hahaha!! i love this video:D its so freakin funny;p

  • you're cute ^_^

  • Is it just me or does this guy look a lot like Michael Phelps?

  • ya lol?

  • lol @ Ashley Alexandria Dupree's picture for MySpace.

  • LOL!!

  • LOL

  • i offer you a date with my mom,

    interested ?

  • great justice!

  • :D soooo cool!

  • lol

  • on youtube I watched this cute girl Suzu had huge boobs I used lube until I noticed she was a huge dude couldn't find a girl ta bone and these sites were no help

    so now I sit alone at home and I google myself

  • on match there was a whole bunch of undiscovered snatch

    only catch some had a mustache and one had an eye patch on yahoo met a girl named Abuu

    wanted me to take it up the wazoo

    with a strap on

    I said nah boo on graigslist said this dude needs a chick to get in bed with

    then I met this side of a head bitch who had dreads that smelt like dead fish

  • so I went on Jdate met a jew named kate from A state

    when I told her my pay rate she said "hey wait" and canceled our play date

  • on myspace I put up a picture of my face girl in white lace offered me a massage in thai place on friendsta tried to befriend this playmate named Kendra

    she said depends sir ya drive a Benz no I drive a sentra on eharmony man Aubaly a catholic girl from carnagy she wanted prince charming T

    not a jew like me from dramandy

  • great job qwertynads