"I have loved and lost I have loved and won eh loves a crazy game it pays your money you takes your chances well thats all part of this cock eyed cockeyed caravan we call life what were we talking about" LMAO
0:22 > Johnny should have won Emmys for best supporting actor in a comedy. This, for example, remains one of his better opening scenes: he somehow manages to make misery {3:44 } funny and awful at the same time. And he doesn't get nauseous, either.
Goodman should have won Emmys for best actor in comedy as well. He makes his comic turns seem effortless, but nothing must have been effortless on that stage what with Roseanne stealing scenes and making her political points.
HAHAHAHA Jackie (Lauri Metcalf) is one of the FUNNIEST actresses alive. She plays CRAZY so well. I almost lost it when she said "you pays the price you takes your chances!"
Ughh david is one of the best characthers on this show he sould have been in the opening credits in the last couple seasons he was in it more than darlene almost lol
She wanted to end it. That's her choice. If she wasn't 'in love' with David, & was unhappy, then she needed to end it. You can't stay in a bad relationship just because it will hurt the other person for you to leave.
Though she should have straight up ended it with David. Instead of finding the other guy, not having the guts to end it with David and kinda seeing them both and what not.
But she's not a cold hearted bitch, it's not her fault he still loves her.
supposedly johnny galecki was on another show at the time he appeared on roseanne, & on that show his name was david. They wanted the character to be named david but didnt want viewer confusion so they named him kevin. once the other show he was on went belly up, they changed his name to david.
At the beginning, I wish Dan was acting so funny. I know this is a comedy though. I just must be more into the drama of TV shows.
2014moorea 1 month ago
Nice job Mark. Make him cry more. Moron! Your making him sadder, not helping him through it idgit!
libbybaby2001 4 months ago 2
Imma just go ahead and state the obvious .....Jackie is hilarious
MrMan2585 5 months ago
you?...you whose poetry makes me weep?
gcharlottefan1 6 months ago
haha! how hasn't done what dan was doing when he was getting a Popsicle
BeeABaw 7 months ago
DAvid and Darelen look like they could be related.
CresentSanctuary 11 months ago
I WANT DAVID SOOOOOOO BAD WHEN HE'S CRYING
yfset8 1 year ago 5
I love how Jackie is always supportive of Darlene. She's such a sweet aunt. :-)
FUl0VECk 1 year ago
wow. how can anyone dislike this video?
FUl0VECk 1 year ago
@FUl0VECk i know! This is becoming one of my fav episodes of Roseanne. Her jokes are REALLY good in this one! LOL
sp4eva1 9 months ago
"What you get a job as mrs. conner" haha!
mziklvr 1 year ago
I know I'm going to get a lot of thumbs down but I really dislike David. He is just so pathetic.
sweetcloudniner4life 1 year ago 4
@sweetcloudniner4life i couldn't agree more. i've never liked david. he's annoying and just way too weak for my taste
Ivy93zke 1 year ago
Wow Darlene is a total bitch this season...David has been nothing but there for her and she totally dumps him for the guy who plays Steven Hyde
dgaller06 1 year ago 3
"I have loved and lost I have loved and won eh loves a crazy game it pays your money you takes your chances well thats all part of this cock eyed cockeyed caravan we call life what were we talking about" LMAO
RENTluver06 1 year ago 6
whats the episode where roseanne wants dan to make david feel better about himself?
RENTluver06 1 year ago
@RENTluver06 It's called "punch and jimmy" ;)
Ivy93zke 1 year ago
"You? Whose poetry makes me weep?!"
Gosh that made me laugh so hard!
TbredGrits91 1 year ago 6
Grape, grape, grape, grape, grape! .... Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange!
rani1223 1 year ago 2
jackie is sooo funny! I love her!
sugurnspice22 1 year ago 5
The popsicle scene is one of my favorite Dan moments xD
Darienlover999 1 year ago 2
Aw, I love Dan...I want to hug him!!
goodgirlrelish 1 year ago 2
David is great :)
ScaryTeri101 1 year ago 6
You, whose poetry makes me weep?
stonedbanana 1 year ago 5
LOL "men who cry show a lot of courge...a lot more than the guys who are laughing at them" LOL
BrutalAsHell 2 years ago
Mark is so fucking hot
themack355 2 years ago 10
@themack355 i couldn't agree more. i wonder how he looks now though
LadyDee1104 1 year ago
@LadyDee1104 sorry I have to be the one to tell you this, but the actor who played Mark passed away already
themack355 1 year ago
@themack355 OMFG!!! i looked it up after i read ur comment
he O.D'ed..... damn i had no idea about this
thanks for telling me :)
LadyDee1104 1 year ago
@LadyDee1104 I know...it's very unfortunate...always happens to the young and beautiful!
themack355 1 year ago
@LadyDee1104 Yea in 2002. :(
Cvandoloski 1 year ago
@themack355 Yea he was 32. OD on heroine. :(
Cvandoloski 1 year ago
You wouldn't think so, but the butterfly shirt works.
cheesecakehead413 2 years ago
LOL @ mark trying to help David.
Millina 2 years ago 2
OMG I love Roseanne show what classic I remember watching the first show in 88 those were the great times Time capsule back to the 80's
Grn8128 2 years ago 4
jackie is hilarious in this episode
ReadDoug 2 years ago 2
I love those brotherly moments between Mark and David.
hinunterwerfen 2 years ago 3
David (Johnny) pisses me off in this epi...
thesethingz 2 years ago 2
i love watching john goodman do all these awkward momments....he's so talented
luvsherhubby 2 years ago 7
I love Mark!! I still can't believe he died, sooo sad :(
myheartsspoken4 2 years ago 3
Dan's a great father, I sometimes think Roseanne takes him for granted.
lavalamp188888888888 2 years ago 8
grape grape grape grape grape GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE orange orange
mileymakemesmiley 2 years ago 12
galecki, goodman, and metcalf are great actors
socal231 2 years ago 10
johnny is a great actor
Johnny15depp 2 years ago 10
i say, "cherry! cherry! cherry cherry cherry!"
then i'm the one who get's a grape
-_-
lol
untoldstoriesofme 2 years ago 7
0:22 > Johnny should have won Emmys for best supporting actor in a comedy. This, for example, remains one of his better opening scenes: he somehow manages to make misery {3:44 } funny and awful at the same time. And he doesn't get nauseous, either.
Goodman should have won Emmys for best actor in comedy as well. He makes his comic turns seem effortless, but nothing must have been effortless on that stage what with Roseanne stealing scenes and making her political points.
soulierinvestments 2 years ago 42
mark really helped out lmao
CLEVELANDDAWGPOUND 2 years ago 8
It's been years, but, I still can't believe that the guy who played Mark died. R.I.P.
manfocused 2 years ago 8
how'd he die
luvdontthinkso11 2 years ago
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He died from a drug overdose.
manfocused 2 years ago 2
heroine.
HappyToasterInc 2 years ago
whenever I hear of any overdoses, that's the drug
ninashtia 2 years ago
drug overdose
SweetShann01 2 years ago
Dan...a man's man who dismisses feelings. lol
iloveyourstory 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA Jackie (Lauri Metcalf) is one of the FUNNIEST actresses alive. She plays CRAZY so well. I almost lost it when she said "you pays the price you takes your chances!"
Robibi84 3 years ago 8
XD i love wathcing this
mcool135 3 years ago 2
HAAAHAAA Jackie speech at 8:44
Jackie's so crazy!
Such a good character!
Thanks for uploading all of these!
Amazing show!
marci841 3 years ago 4
I meant 6:44
"Cock-eyed caravan we called love!"
marci841 3 years ago 5
@marci841 LIFE! Not LOVE!
rani1223 1 year ago
grape grape Grape Grape GRAPE!
ryanlock2u 3 years ago 6
Ughh david is one of the best characthers on this show he sould have been in the opening credits in the last couple seasons he was in it more than darlene almost lol
emilyosmentrokz 3 years ago 18
You? You whose poetry makes me weep?
LMAO
Tanavids 3 years ago 9
Thats one of my favorite lines in the whole series.
Connerisawesome 3 years ago 4
Poor Dan...all he wanted was a popsicle!
Healing2Suffer 3 years ago 14
dearline is awsome
jodiesweetingirl 3 years ago
i would love to have a boyfriend like david
bizdarealist 3 years ago 11
So Would I! I Love David. lolz
LornaIsBeastUKnowIt 3 years ago 4
Ya' know Mark proved a point to David about Darlene when he tried talking to David at the end there...
LadyAliyssa 3 years ago 3
Grape, grape, grap, grape, grape, grape grape!!! Orange, orange, orange orange... LOL, You gotta love Dan...
LadyAliyssa 3 years ago 71
BEST EVER!!!! lol
ErsatzWino 3 years ago 4
2:45 David said: "Have you ever lost something you really wanted?". Yes, Dan has lost something he really wanted, THAT GRAPE POPSICLE!
rani1223 1 year ago 5
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THey should have named Davids character "Vagina McVaginastein"
UltimoLatino 3 years ago
so everyone gives him a thumbs down...but it's all right for roseanne to call leon 'gay gayerson'. i believe everyone's missing the joke here!!!!!!!
suzabelle162 3 years ago 7
Thank you!
UltimoLatino 3 years ago
I agree with ya on that Ultimo, David was whiney.
DixieDevil 3 years ago
its funny because when he first got on the show...he was a little bad ass, a mini mark...his hypersensitivity made for a funnier character though.
babyEroose 3 years ago 6
Ha ha, Mini Mark I like that, I don't agree with David snooping around but I did feel sorry for him with what Darlene did to him and all...
LadyAliyssa 3 years ago
I don't get what she did?
She wanted to end it. That's her choice. If she wasn't 'in love' with David, & was unhappy, then she needed to end it. You can't stay in a bad relationship just because it will hurt the other person for you to leave.
Though she should have straight up ended it with David. Instead of finding the other guy, not having the guts to end it with David and kinda seeing them both and what not.
But she's not a cold hearted bitch, it's not her fault he still loves her.
thejokersharleyquinn 2 years ago 5
Your completely wrong. She is a cold hearted bitch for doing that. She should have ended things way before she met this Jimmy guy
Sambohd29 2 years ago 7
"Your completely wrong."
Ummmmm. . .. .
My "completely wrong" what?
o_O
thejokersharleyquinn 2 years ago 3
LOL That's what I was thinking, too.
nikkineedsalife2027 2 years ago
Yeah he did have a bit of an attitude when he first appeared on the show and his name was Kevin. I wonder why they changed it to David.
DixieDevil 3 years ago
supposedly johnny galecki was on another show at the time he appeared on roseanne, & on that show his name was david. They wanted the character to be named david but didnt want viewer confusion so they named him kevin. once the other show he was on went belly up, they changed his name to david.
babyEroose 3 years ago 4
grape, grape, grape, grape, grape, grape, grape!
orange....
crimsonwhite1 3 years ago 10