Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)

[ShonkyAdonis]

Best.

[VenomShock]

"Captain Picard loves to get his dick hard"

Fucking hilarious. I'm STILL laughing.

[SaintofKillers66]

I saw this on cracked but shit wouldn't load so suck it cracked

[Stormtracker1979]

Do voyager!

[k8g8s8]

damm data is sexy XD

[Gazzland]

LOL OMG that was so funny :-)

[esdsdieFTW]

I love how nerds who have clearly never gotten laid just LOVE to reference sex ALL THE TIME. #patheticgeekstories

[rtgomez90]

@esdsdieFTW lol this is just a clever rhyme about star trek. Although yes, I believe the joke is that these "nerds" don't get much poon. To be fair, I bet Swaim gets more booty than your hatin' ass

[MiketheCabbie]

@rtgomez90 If I'm not mistaken, the dark-haired girl in the red uniform is Swaim's wife, so, yeah, he's gettin' more booty than most of us.

[mrjimmyos]

@MiketheCabbie SWAIM, MARRIED? MADNESS

[mickey7411]

"of alarming girth" LMFAO!

[threeirateballoons]

Why did he scan her butt with a communicator from the original series?

[RGMerkel]

@threeirateballoons Caught that too I see lol

[MichaelReneSolid]

Thumbs up if you're here from reddit/r/startrek!!

[CChounds]

how does this not have more views!

[Spo8]

@CChounds Because there is no justice in this world.

[CenkIsAdorable]

The lyrics to this rap are actually extremely clever coming both from a TNG fan and a fan of parody

[hasekmk]

@CenkIsAdorable

so true.

[CenkIsAdorable]

This is so awesome lol



[csadens777]

Most Excellent!

[jeffappleby85]

HAHAHAHA epic!!!

[gsdtoy11]

im so glad they mentioned Q

[adflyNugga]

Damn the chicks in this are hottt! ;)

[Siska0Robert]

almost every chick in star trek uniform is hot :D

[BeekillerPhile]

Love it! Hysterical. But B-Crush didn't get her own verse and she's my favorite.  You couldn't come up with anything for the gorgeous doctor?

[niceguy60]

@BeekillerPhile Everyone always forgets the doctor, the only parody that ever included her was family guy

[phixxwutwut]

LOL



[Aprion]

this song is funny as hell XD i put this on in the car while driving to work.

[TheJoseph4774]

You kick ass! Wesley Crusher sucks!

[freeradical2012]

this Is SO tite!!!

[sbarellano]

Just too awesome!!! You're missin' all the green women though.

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)

[kakashi76767]

she raised that ass like a turbo lift!

[IsleofWightYellow]

Who's the girl in the red?? She's hot!

[HoraceGoodspeed]

This is the epitome of white male culture.

[lordteapot]

@HoraceGoodspeed you're the epitome of nigger lover.

[HoraceGoodspeed]

@lordteapot Ummmm... what do you mean by that?

[test123ok]

BAMF song !

[Keglanek]

this is just....EPIC!

[sglasspool]

So Michael, does Laura still have that uniform :-D?

[chocomog35]

Swaim. Abe. I love you almost as much as my gf.

[Xigano1]

My God,

The Nerdtrino readings are of the scale !!!

[Sobrekay]

This is among my favourite things on the internets.

[toenacious]

I have had this song stuck in my head for 2 years now and it still makes me laugh.

[lothow]

Those aren't muskets!!! Thats fucking fantastic!!!!!!! Good on ya bitches!!!

[djm2A]

hahahahahahaha hilarious

good job guys

"dat bataziod that'll leave ur dick destroid"wow and data's robotic cock hahahaha these guys are crazy stupid

[RakebackReviewer]

I must say, I definitely wouldn't mind getting some... oo-mox from those fine starfleet uniformed lassies.

[liliainterspinum]

I can't believe that I saw this video for the first time a whole year ago and it's only at 288K. I watched a horrible music video two weeks ago and it's above 10M. Ridiculous.

[theglurgle]

If this went a year with no comments I would've shot your grandmother. TAM! Needs more recognition than this.

[bearwithgun14]

Is that Swaim?

[rafetizer]

@bearwithgun14 yes



[IPutTheMeInShame]

@bearwithgun14 yes

[MsLadybones]

This just made my day! I'm guessing 125 people aren't getting P-U-S-S-Y tonight... 

[jra1985]

Why am i just discovering this?

[manread42]

am i sad for liking this?

[mattmitts]

this creates a genre of its own and masters it all at once. make it so.

[skyscraper54]

this needs to be on itunes!!!!!!!!!

[robbiewwebster]

this should have 20 million views, so creative and hilarious

[shadow22497]

data is awsome

[skempt]

THIS LOOKS LIKE HYDRO RAPPING FROM BLACK MEDIA FOR REAL..

[RettMikhal]

What, no Ro Laren?

[alextoob1]

That was BEYOND good. Some of the lines were just so fucking good...

[crescentcomics1]

LAME. I expect something more clever from Star Trek nerds.

[Captjeanlucpicard]

Great lyrics... nice vid cuts. Engage!

[Sacredor]

Now THIS was obviously written by fans of Trek, not like that stupid Meekakitty girl, she thinks she'll have geeks fawning over her because she can do two moves and drop some trek references gleaned from 15 minutes on Wikipedia, sorry bitch takes more than that.

[RGMerkel]

@Sacredor

AMEN!

[alextoob1]

@Sacredor While Meekakitty's video was not as good as this one, she is not posing as a Trekkie. Listen to yourself, who the fuck would pose as a Trekkie? Cause it's just so glamorous... She can shoot the shit about Trek as she does in some of her videos. And besides, how cool are you for passing judgement on the worthiness of the franchise's fans? Puh-leaaase...

[mushroomonthemoon]

i am fully functional.

[airwolfflies]

Wickedly entertaining! All laughter phasers on full!

Nothing but pure fun. Make it so, Number 1!

airwolfflies

[chocomog35]

Swaim, Abe, I love you.

[lordteapot]

florida

[lordteapot]

this is exceptionally good. i found it on frostwire, but the feds had overwritten it with a warning to me not to violate the information laws instituted by the gestapo. 

[RGMerkel]

@lordteapot

Where the hell do you live?

[gergaginflopple]

@lordteapot

Which is silly, because they put it up for free download on the site xD

[RGMerkel]

Anyone noticed at 1:37 the gals com badge falls off lol

[hazardous1990]

KAPLAC!

[kunibertster]

124 ppl are borg

[8470alpha]

Too funny! 

[RGMerkel]

This video is WIN! Now, MAKE IT SO!

[mafferdragonhead]

best 4 minutes of my night .that is all

[Sockr44e]

that was fucking amazing.

[tuamadreeilmiore]

Now whenever he wants to cream he just pulls in pussy like a tractor beam! hahahahaha

[barfingonall4s]

Some excellent timing and great segues here. Thanks for not including Geri Ryan... we only want tried-&-true boned-till-blue Next Gen femmes.

[cfamick]

@barfingonall4s

A Voyager one would be awesome: Seven of Nine loves to six nine!

[ilovekittiesandbois]

@cfamick that would be awesome!

[juicykarkass]

Ha! Leave the holodeck with a hollow dick! I love it. I also like "warp 6-9". I've always been a huge fan of both hip hop and TNG. The combination is hilarious! Awesome job!

[AXPperdueKU]

I go to the convention in Vegas every year. Why have I not seen this there? This is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[paulsky1]

riker says hes about to blow

so captain picard says "make it so"

XDXD

[hemobotep]

This is funny as fuck ... these guys really know the show

[dwmarch]

Got a digital dick of alarming girth

[ranaraptor]

OH MY GOD!!! As a lifelong TNG fan, this is the funniest video ever!!!!

[photon72]

@ranaraptor Wow! Itought i was the only TNG fan who din‘t get into a nerd tantrum over this!

[spleefrog9]

THOSE ARENT MUSKETS!!!!

rofl

[UrsaArcadeus]

1:38, P.D's communicator falls off

[paranoidarmorterd]

Kablahhhhhhhhh

[Jackosmack]

Captain Pic-ard loves to get his dick hard. ROTFLMAO!!!! This video rocks!!

[althorno123]

this is hilarious! quality vid

[EnassiClothing]

HAHAHA BEST!

[snejkowitch]

Didn't realize that Starfleet uniforms were so sexy on females until this video :) THUMBS UP! 5 STARS!

[brokeanddrive]

I masturbate to this.

[Gorrilla3D]

@brokeanddrive really sad u do that

[RGMerkel]

@brokeanddrive

I had sex to this song while dressed like A starfleet captain!

[salsburyp]

I saw this when it first came out 2 years ago, and it's STILL absolutely brilliant! Nice work, folks! :-)

[yuyudude1112]

Cap-tain Pi-card Loves to get his Di-ck Hard

[Titaniacy]

Data can hit me anytime!

[TheZerothDegree]

My favourite bit:

"now that's a double team of the highest order" - the look that Picard and Riker give each other - had me in fits

[yuyudude1112]

lol I love how I know every reference in this video...makes me feel like such a nerd. LOL Betazoid will get your dik destroyed, classic!

[nexivdr]

at 0:38 is that clip of Q from the star trek live show? i heard he was 1 of the few actors to play in that.

[rafetizer]

@nexivdr The scene where Q is in bed next to Picard is from the Robin Hood adventure, courtesy of Q. (If I'm not mistaken)

[rafetizer]

@rafetizer It's a regular episode.

[ProtossMutalisk]

@rafetizer it's actually from Tapestry.

[frontlinefilms]

@rafetizer No, it's from the episode in which Q allows Picard to see what his life would have been like had he not been stabbed by a Nausicaan in a bar as a cadet and therefore went through life not knowing the value of risk, leaving him a lame science officer rather than the captain of the Enterprise.

[AnotherSchmoe]

@nexivdr

Nah it's from the first episode of TNG - "Encounter at Farpoint".

It kind of does look like footage from a stage production though, lol.

[Malvenu418]

funny shit, well done! the federation booty girls are pretty ok too.

[craesykid]

i have to say that that was actually pretty good

[starwatcherusa]

If you made this up yur a sick pervert

[chakotay24]

@starwatcherusa They did and they are, that's why this video is awsome!!!!

[hazardous1990]

that beat is sick!

[HornFrog2009]

wow amazing

[NJB74656]

This is fucking brilliant! I don't see how anyone could ever give this a thumbs down; those 122 people need intensive shock therapy.

[lukekilla3]

This deserves so many views.

[Andrewcool54]

very funny!!!!!!!!!!

[rickybogus]

havent laughed out loud like that for so long

[Hurion]

3:00 to 3:06

[Confectus]

must say the two dancers in this vid are hawt, that aside great vid it always makes me smile, love spoofs like this and the ones Mad Tv does. Anyone know bout othe spoofs songs like this one?

[brokeanddrive]

This makes me so horny.

[SkittlezInzanity]

I love the fact that Data got the longest verse. There are soo many dirty jokes you can make about him. XD I also find it hilarious that Dr. Crusher barely got any mention at all. No one likes you, Beverly! lol

[CH3DDr]

Wow. This made me laugh my ass off. I just got through re watching TGN and for some reason decide to search "The Prime Directive".. Seriously glad I did.

[CH3DDr]

HOLY SHIT. this is fucking awesome. "leave the holo deck with a holo dick".. Hilarious. I've just been rewatching TGN and for some reason decided to search "the prime directive"... Seriously glad i did.

[fROmTh3fUTURe]

"When it comes to booty shakin' girl's got a gift

cuz she raise that ass like a turbolift."

This shit is genius.

[FZMello]

In a word: Awesome!!!

[ZeroCorpse]

Whoa, this was lame.

[tarhonyapure]

SO FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[killguta]

THIS IS JUST AWESOME. Every line of it!

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

Those aren't muskets. LOL

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

Q? Loud enough to wake the continuum???

[ricepaddy69]

Only knock on this video is at 3:49. It seems you wanted to use a tricorder, but isn't that a communicator from the Original Series?

Otherwise, this is motherfucking BRILLIANT! Intergalactic relations at its absolute best!!!

[Alw256]

@ricepaddy69 I noticed that too haha! Good video though!

[Titaniacy]

Data can rock my world anytime!

[M4ruta]

I never get tired of these lyrics. Straight up sci-fi nerd-core porno brilliance, yo! :P

[lordteapot]

@M4ruta agreed, i'd like to download and put in my car. it's an excellent song, must have taken a lot of work to make relevant lyrics flow like this.

[MrTomSpencer]

Wow. This whole video is full of win.  Awesome!

[FirestoneX]

Love it

[MaRkIpArK]

And as for Q he'll make you cum

So loud you'll wake the whole continuum

SO FUNNY!

[Loftis02]

Win!

[MaRkIpArK]

OMG so funny!

[jiafjioawefjio3f9034]

winnnnnnn + those hos r hot

[4gs8vh4gs8vh]

wow .... epic!!!

[snackpeelskin]

This is awesome. Please make a star gate rap. It would be epic.

[delta3303]

She raises that ass like a turbolift lol. this is my fav Star Trek video on here!!!

[TonyBSRT]

Oh man, I love the chicks.

[TonyBSRT]

DATA's the best part!

[snackpeelskin]

This is epic win. I used to be a rap hater, but this song changed my opinion on rap.

[sleeepy2]

@snackpeelskin Ditto.

[CaptKanuk73]

welcome to the mutha fuckin' TNG! lmao

[AMVlurver]

This just proves that not all StarTrek nerds have sexless lives. XD

[mikhail21393]

enterprise rakim or big daddy kane?? lol!

[ZomgL33tZors]

Abe has a better rap voice than Swaim

[yamiksha]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!­!! XD OMG ROFL

[Simski110]

Oh my god. This was so awesome it blew my brains out.

[Pokey313]

awesome

[TonyBSRT]

Fuckin' awesome shit guys! YES!

[metallicakmm]

I love the girls :p

[MrJackhammer]

THat was awesome!

[supersexymikey]

lmfao

[chocomog35]

Whose the android who'll fill your void? Data was a stud, man.

[wheeler202202]

I also NEED the music video :D

[wheeler202202]

where can I download this song, I LOVE IT!

[devonkeim]

@wheeler202202 Get a youtube file converter going

[Halibut86]

Captain picard loves to get his dick hard

[ss3cleric]

Excellent well done Gentelmen!

[MartialArtsfreestyle]

that was live lol!

[Koseiku]

shit was so cash

[TheDBH336]

Hollow Booty, lol. XD

[Thedailyorgy]

Enter when ready

[cfamick]

I would have loved an entire verse dedicated to Whoopi Goldberg.

[lordteapot]

@cfamick screw off you discontented n1gg3r.

[CetiAlphaVI]

Spot is my favorite pussy on the Enterprise.