Fuck Planet Earth

[Kelsonlaw]

The voice over the displaying bird of paradise is probably accurate...

[maxgoldberg]

@Kelsonlaw That's what I was going for.

[ZeeKettenwurm]

The best part was when the animals shouted FUCK! :D

[Thetrini11]

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delete the parentheses

[Hamodeyxs]

That's what me and my class watch in every cinema lessons.

[maxgoldberg]

@Hamodeyxs really? you mean PLANET EARTH, or do you mean THIS VIDEO?

[Hamodeyxs]

@maxgoldberg Planet Earth.

[tavcarovski]

dafuq did I just watched?

[sebB2P1]

Part 2 please!

[Perbear213]

71 fucks. I counted.

[maxgoldberg]

@Perbear213 creator of the video here. i just want to put on record, that of the almost 4,000 comments on this video, yours is the best.

[Perbear213]

@maxgoldberg why thank you good sir. Will there be more videos like this in the furutre, for which i may count fucks?

[maxgoldberg]

@Perbear213 on their way.

[alpha4879]

I got stoned before I watched this and was anticipating something different so it caught me by surprise :D

[ThePoisonCloud]

and my friend told me this was funny..

[CloudPhoenicia]

Hey, we can't read their minds. Fuck. How can anyone be sure that they AREN'T thinking that?

[246Bourbizz]

1:32 Priceless !

[lyles32386]

that dolphin is the best

[me700gnomes]

Well I for one enjoyed this thoroughly

[mattster7412]

:43 haha i like that lion

[directorlog]

A disgrace to the bbc team!

[verbung]

retard

[crustytowel]

fuck

[lenarita1]

omg that Was funny!

[WarMachine425]

that lion gets me EVERY fucking time. hahahahahaha i cant stop

[gdrugg2006]

What is that hopping bird at 1:18??

[Dalbert342]

Earth First....We'll destroy other planets later:)

[HeardatCollege]

very nice video if muted..!!lolz

[bstnluck]

Max Goldberg Sucks donkey Dicks. I heard Max Goldberg is so gay that when he shits rainbows come out. I heard he's so gay his favorite color is turquoise and glitter. Also i heard he only eats baby spinach.

[pratglad3]

Best video in a long long time

[TheAngelWOOZ]

i think u need to say fuck humans not fuck planet earth.. cause they destroyed it

[MarkHarrop63]

@TheAngelWOOZ

You're pathetic. We may have our problems but they are best expressed in the political realm. Humans are the only thing that can make sense of planet earth (and beyond). If you're so full of self loathing then do us all a favour and go top yourself. Last time l looked planet earth still existed in all its natural and human enhanced splendour.

[Balachandarsmr]

I m very sick of dis planet.Please send me to the hell.Hell s better than dis fuckng planet

[MegaHellokitty888]

speak like a fucking human

[jennymique]

Hey where the heck are you? jen

[808manful]

Classic...good job!

[phuclibs]

ok that was funny but seriuosly fuck planet earth mother earth ! this planet has killed more people than any war or mass murderer combined. i say fuck planet earth in the ass! please help me kill the planet before it kills us all!!!!!

[TheVacMan1000]

0:42 hai fuck you

[puertoriqueno24]

this is so fucking hilarious hahahah love it!!!!

[threewing]

Is there a poll on how many Fucks there are in the comments? I'd really like to count them, but I'm lazy...

[13Danca]

Thank you u fucking fuck

Fuckn hellarious!

[mattman1ng]

jews are pretty funny

[megheartseggs]

what the hell is that weird black and blue jumping thing???

[threewing]

@megheartseggs

That's a fucking bird of paradise...

[DonerciHussam]

Only three words can describe the video: What the fuck.

[cazupenal]

fuck

[TheMilkywayboy]

fuck community guidelines

[AoDIronMask]

Haha. How many lame fuck's must there be out there to flag this video.

[punkkify2]

first reading the title of this video I was like "come on now, thats not nice". but after the first scene I was like "oooh, hahahhahaa!"

[sonic911]

LMFAO

[danielruisan]

xDDDDD

[DemenseCA2]

LOL WOW

[NoobxPlayer]

lol at 0:52 sec



[TheRanymaster95CA]

LOOL

[imKRAK]

Azimer brought me here!

[tangereno01]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man you are absuulutly allright

[123698745722]

delphin win xD

[DemianHermann]

Without the truth, there can be no real morality, justice, equality, success, freedom, love, security, peace, spirituality or even survival. To seek the truth, search "Truth Contest" in Google, then open The Present on the homepage and read what it says.

[sweet58441]

This is probably the greatest video of all time

[ButtMasterOO]

lol, classic.cheers!

[GuamKomudo]

Even though this real show is EPIC and I love it, this was funny  xD

If animals could talk, in those situations that's probably what they would be saying xD haha

[j187killa]

This made my day

[munkyusm]

Wow, you couldn't even bother to match up the font properly?  How lazy...

[0noobcube0]

@munkyusm LOL get a fuckin life.

[AnOldSoul45]

I typed fuck earth in the search box because i was mad , and this came up and made me LMAO - Good video

[haomamusic]

dolphin in the end ahaha

[hazdumpling3670]

iv never laughed that hard

[InfoChannel52]

FUCK YOU !!! THIS VIDEO IS SHITTY

[Rekilo]

That was fantastic.

[paulpellicci]

Watched it thinking there would be some redeeming trace, but not...and I don't particularly like the four letter word except in anger.

[KAFrijole]

@paulpellicci Shut the fuck up

[misterscabs]

fuck

[misterscabs]

fuck

[wengneuda13]

GO TO MARS IF U HATE THIS PLANET U DONT NEED TO HAVE OXYGENE MASK!! TO GO IN MARS!! JUST SURVIVE!! LIVE IN THIS PLANET IF U LOVE PLANET EARTH

[AniIAIinA]

@wengneuda13 wut a dumb comment, i guess when racists find nothing else to be racist about, they tell people to leave the planet lmao.

[eruption257]

@wengneuda13

what the fuck are you talking about

[Bullfr0g174]

I loaded a flash game while watching this videos, and the title screen music was so perfect for the video that I flipped out because after the video ended the music kept playing.

[killerdynam0]

inspiring

[HoLOLcaust]

All hail our Dark Master C'thulu!

[AslansButterfly]

LOL. Ok. I'll admit it. I laughed. EVEN THOUGH I love Planet Earth and I think this video is total sacrilege.

[Cuishi10]

Wow. And here I was ready to curse someone out for their anit-save the earth comments. Don't know what to say...howsabout.....fuck?

[MichaelVoz]

0:12

I guess that's the Republican version of Planet Earth.

[Starbat88]

Fucking pointless.

[wackopossu1]

that bird dances like party boy from Jackass xD

[KrUtOjPeReZ]

фак) круто))

[ExilePaintball]

AMAZING



[kevo908]

fucking epic

[wellsybla]

OMFG That was amazing

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

NO YOU!

[godbluffvdgg]

That was fuckin hilarious.

[NoNickNoKick]

1:00 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

[ThePFCPegram]

nah nah the one where that weird bird is sayin fuck me fuck me..thats tha best one lmfao

[ThePFCPegram]

nah nah the one where that weird bird is sayin fuck me fuck me..thats tha best one lmfao

[mrsuperbad35]

fuck you if you hate the planet you live on go to mars if you hate tis planet

[jaysatanfox]

The dolphin at the end is best.

[shaniyyy]

Ahahaha, this is hilarious! =D

People this is a joke! Calm down!

[KelinSmellin]

omg, the lion was the best one.

[UglyKidMetallica81]

@KelinSmellin omg, no!

[funnyapples1]

wow i can't believe the number of negative comments!! IT'S A JOKE!!

[GlamourHollywood]

0:40 and 1:51 were the best! LOL!

[hexe279]

oh nein..was ist das denn für ein mist ??

[TheLinkmaster12345]

1:31 - 1:50 lmfao XD

[youkilledkiller22]

This is hilarious, and everyone I've shown it to thinks so as well.

[DuCkonmyvAmp1re]

lmfao!!!! that dolphin at the end!!! xD

[OurAmazingPlanet]

Excuse me, but Earth is beautiful. Animals eating other animals is the circle of life. Ha ha ...funny video though... ha ha.

[DragonFly1329]

without all those things you laugh about you wouldnt have excisted so u should be thankful you asshole. i wish you would be stuck in space and then youll see how youll miss earth 

[ReNoEnVy957]

Fuck Planet Earth?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! BE LUCKY UR NOT IN SPACE HAVING UR EYEBALLS SUCKED OUTTA UR FUCKING SKULL!!!!

[DaRebel21]

@ActivePigeon A smileyface.. don't get too close or they will blind you with fuck-ness

[mohammedsamaduddin]

Lmao

[xxtalitha]

Do you have nothing better to do?

[MadeInOregon27]

LoL @ 1:51 :)

[toti15fly]

U're Idiot

typical brainwashed IDIOT!!!!

[1point61803]

How creative.

[terceldude]

This was awesome! :D

[sonic26000]

That so was immature but.... XD

[SirBraxton1989]

....Fuck.

[zazookka]

Just... immature... but... ;)

[Henridinossaurojp]

horrible

[TickedBoar]

keep pressing 2 (nice)

[lollipoppy4]

Kiss my ass

[santasia14]

Gilbert Godfrey starring in "Fuck Planet Earth". Seriously, does he not sound like him?

[AUSleacocks]

hey fuck you guy who named the video

go fuck yourself

sincerely,

LP

[Wullieboy919]

@Orkyt this has made your night?? An idiot who has edited a great documentary to get a few laughs? your easily impressed aren't you?

[tesleronenine92]

Bird-of-paradise

[OnlyMeAndFlee]

fuck earth? fuck YOU!

[1ruairidh1]

@OnlyMeAndFlee dipshit clearly hasn't watched the video...

[OnlyMeAndFlee]

@1ruairidh1 i have. still, the title of the video is "fuck planet earth". doesnt make any sense compared to the video since thats about something completely different. anyway i dont want to start a discussion here so lets just leave this for what it is and let other people judge. have a nice day.

[levyhu12]

lol that's nice video lol

[sonic26000]

1:05 OMG It's a giant spider! D:

[juanaguilar45]

@ActivePigeon its a fucking bird

[JawzPause]

@ActivePigeon Its a male bird showing how beautiful he is to a female bird so they can have sex, horny animals i know.

[VicTheMouth]

The title is horrible, but the video is great and hilarious

[midwestechnine]

I dont give a fuck who u are thats funny

[TheNoNameHere]

Kciuk w górę kto z joemonstera.

[zzaarrker]

HAHAHA ? WHY

[DrPeppersaids]

Holy shit that was funny!

[BrycexR]

assholeeee. FUCKING ASSHOLE

[dahnoodlemastah]

@ActivePigeon a bird :)

[resound222222]

fuck earth

[butterflyidentity]

I peed myself. XD That was so freaking hilarious!

[e4jasperi]

@ActivePigeon A fucking bird!

[RavensFAN815]

Lmao at 0:48 and 1:12

[cargodudeMT]

@ActivePigeon 2 birds

[Kabotofly]

i hated it when they said fuck

[actsix]

the bird at 1:20 is a Superb Bird of Paradise. that's it's mating dance

[emraldYE]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER!!!

[Dionamuh]

I like the fuck me bird best. 

[IMtoL337forU]

I laughed soooo hard...Then again...I'm pretty fucking high right now....!!!!! HAHRFHAH FAS HGHASDHV AHSDGFAHSFH funny

[ghostzhou]

fuck fuck fuck fuck  ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk­kkkk you

[alentatu]

This is really sad ! that planet of earth giving life to someone like u !

[TheBritishPenguin]

LMAO 0:50

[Kishkab]

@ActivePigeon Yes I also want to know what this was....weird.

[Slim42ndstreet]

I am slim and i am the 1

[caveman775]

@ActivePigeon it is called the blue bird of paridise

[FCzueriboy]

the end was awesome :D

[xUltimateDream]

This is probably one of the stupiest things i've ever seen LOL!

but, this made me laugh like hell...... LMFAOOO!!!!

[chardoc89]

@ActivePigeon a bird that is trying to get fucked

[tabutastic]

@ActivePigeon One of the myriad sub species of superb birds of paradise.

[iriswarrior1]

people, it was just somethinhg funny, laugh! this was FUNNY!

[bravosantos]

1:15 KKKKKKKKKK

[IIInunny]

hahaha man thats fuckin awesome, good job.

[shindole]

@ActivePigeon It's a type of bird doing a mating dance.

[iceb0ng]

lol no i didnt watch it

[deedoodahdye]

@iceb0ng SOMEONE clearly didn't watch the video XD

[ToxicJoon]

So THIS is what is on the BBC o _ o