Max Goldberg Sucks donkey Dicks. I heard Max Goldberg is so gay that when he shits rainbows come out. I heard he's so gay his favorite color is turquoise and glitter. Also i heard he only eats baby spinach.
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You're pathetic. We may have our problems but they are best expressed in the political realm. Humans are the only thing that can make sense of planet earth (and beyond). If you're so full of self loathing then do us all a favour and go top yourself. Last time l looked planet earth still existed in all its natural and human enhanced splendour.
ok that was funny but seriuosly fuck planet earth mother earth ! this planet has killed more people than any war or mass murderer combined. i say fuck planet earth in the ass! please help me kill the planet before it kills us all!!!!!
@phuclibs God, I can't wait until the fucking Sun turns into a red giant and watch
Planet Earth melt in full 108000000p (or Fahrenheit) glory on my UV-Ray player.... Narrated by Christian Bale and Mel Gibson screaming and threatening to kill each other.
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I loaded a flash game while watching this videos, and the title screen music was so perfect for the video that I flipped out because after the video ended the music kept playing.
without all those things you laugh about you wouldnt have excisted so u should be thankful you asshole. i wish you would be stuck in space and then youll see how youll miss earth
@1ruairidh1 i have. still, the title of the video is "fuck planet earth". doesnt make any sense compared to the video since thats about something completely different. anyway i dont want to start a discussion here so lets just leave this for what it is and let other people judge. have a nice day.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!, i am pissed off, i am what most people would call lowlife, chav, good for nothing, dont jusge a book by its cover, without the planet earth you wouldnt be here, if it were dead thered be no trees for you to breathe, thered be no water for you to drink, thered be no land for you to walk, thered be no atmosphere to stop be being burned by the sun, it is a living being and has been around alot longer than us in this life, it needs respect we take it for granted
The best part was when the animals shouted FUCK! :D
ZeeKettenwurm 4 days ago
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delete the parentheses
Thetrini11 1 week ago
That's what me and my class watch in every cinema lessons.
Hamodeyxs 1 week ago
@Hamodeyxs really? you mean PLANET EARTH, or do you mean THIS VIDEO?
maxgoldberg 1 week ago
@maxgoldberg Planet Earth.
Hamodeyxs 1 week ago
dafuq did I just watched?
tavcarovski 1 week ago
Part 2 please!
sebB2P1 1 week ago
71 fucks. I counted.
Perbear213 1 week ago 2
@Perbear213 creator of the video here. i just want to put on record, that of the almost 4,000 comments on this video, yours is the best.
maxgoldberg 1 week ago
@maxgoldberg why thank you good sir. Will there be more videos like this in the furutre, for which i may count fucks?
Perbear213 1 week ago
@Perbear213 on their way.
maxgoldberg 1 week ago
I got stoned before I watched this and was anticipating something different so it caught me by surprise :D
alpha4879 1 week ago
and my friend told me this was funny..
ThePoisonCloud 4 weeks ago
Hey, we can't read their minds. Fuck. How can anyone be sure that they AREN'T thinking that?
CloudPhoenicia 1 month ago
1:32 Priceless !
246Bourbizz 1 month ago
that dolphin is the best
lyles32386 1 month ago
Well I for one enjoyed this thoroughly
me700gnomes 2 months ago 10
:43 haha i like that lion
mattster7412 2 months ago
A disgrace to the bbc team!
directorlog 2 months ago
retard
verbung 2 months ago
fuck
crustytowel 2 months ago
omg that Was funny!
lenarita1 2 months ago
that lion gets me EVERY fucking time. hahahahahaha i cant stop
WarMachine425 2 months ago
What is that hopping bird at 1:18??
gdrugg2006 3 months ago
Earth First....We'll destroy other planets later:)
Dalbert342 3 months ago
very nice video if muted..!!lolz
HeardatCollege 3 months ago
Max Goldberg Sucks donkey Dicks. I heard Max Goldberg is so gay that when he shits rainbows come out. I heard he's so gay his favorite color is turquoise and glitter. Also i heard he only eats baby spinach.
bstnluck 3 months ago
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corneI1801 3 months ago
Best video in a long long time
pratglad3 3 months ago
i think u need to say fuck humans not fuck planet earth.. cause they destroyed it
TheAngelWOOZ 3 months ago
@TheAngelWOOZ
You're pathetic. We may have our problems but they are best expressed in the political realm. Humans are the only thing that can make sense of planet earth (and beyond). If you're so full of self loathing then do us all a favour and go top yourself. Last time l looked planet earth still existed in all its natural and human enhanced splendour.
MarkHarrop63 3 months ago
I m very sick of dis planet.Please send me to the hell.Hell s better than dis fuckng planet
Balachandarsmr 3 months ago
speak like a fucking human
MegaHellokitty888 3 months ago
Hey where the heck are you? jen
jennymique 3 months ago
Classic...good job!
808manful 3 months ago
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alucard1931 4 months ago
ok that was funny but seriuosly fuck planet earth mother earth ! this planet has killed more people than any war or mass murderer combined. i say fuck planet earth in the ass! please help me kill the planet before it kills us all!!!!!
phuclibs 4 months ago
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@phuclibs God, I can't wait until the fucking Sun turns into a red giant and watch
Planet Earth melt in full 108000000p (or Fahrenheit) glory on my UV-Ray player.... Narrated by Christian Bale and Mel Gibson screaming and threatening to kill each other.
alucard1931 4 months ago
0:42 hai fuck you
TheVacMan1000 4 months ago
this is so fucking hilarious hahahah love it!!!!
puertoriqueno24 4 months ago
Is there a poll on how many Fucks there are in the comments? I'd really like to count them, but I'm lazy...
threewing 5 months ago
Thank you u fucking fuck
Fuckn hellarious!
13Danca 5 months ago
jews are pretty funny
mattman1ng 5 months ago
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HEY!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
jbretzer 5 months ago
what the hell is that weird black and blue jumping thing???
megheartseggs 5 months ago
@megheartseggs
That's a fucking bird of paradise...
threewing 5 months ago
Only three words can describe the video: What the fuck.
DonerciHussam 5 months ago
fuck
cazupenal 5 months ago
fuck community guidelines
TheMilkywayboy 5 months ago
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TruthContest 5 months ago
Haha. How many lame fuck's must there be out there to flag this video.
AoDIronMask 5 months ago
first reading the title of this video I was like "come on now, thats not nice". but after the first scene I was like "oooh, hahahhahaa!"
punkkify2 5 months ago
LMFAO
sonic911 5 months ago
xDDDDD
danielruisan 5 months ago
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4sativa20 5 months ago
LOL WOW
DemenseCA2 6 months ago
lol at 0:52 sec
NoobxPlayer 6 months ago
LOOL
TheRanymaster95CA 6 months ago
Azimer brought me here!
imKRAK 6 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man you are absuulutly allright
tangereno01 6 months ago
delphin win xD
123698745722 6 months ago
Without the truth, there can be no real morality, justice, equality, success, freedom, love, security, peace, spirituality or even survival. To seek the truth, search "Truth Contest" in Google, then open The Present on the homepage and read what it says.
DemianHermann 6 months ago
This is probably the greatest video of all time
sweet58441 7 months ago
lol, classic.cheers!
ButtMasterOO 7 months ago
Even though this real show is EPIC and I love it, this was funny xD
If animals could talk, in those situations that's probably what they would be saying xD haha
GuamKomudo 7 months ago
This made my day
j187killa 7 months ago
Wow, you couldn't even bother to match up the font properly? How lazy...
munkyusm 8 months ago
@munkyusm LOL get a fuckin life.
0noobcube0 6 months ago
I typed fuck earth in the search box because i was mad , and this came up and made me LMAO - Good video
AnOldSoul45 8 months ago
dolphin in the end ahaha
haomamusic 8 months ago
iv never laughed that hard
hazdumpling3670 8 months ago
FUCK YOU !!! THIS VIDEO IS SHITTY
InfoChannel52 8 months ago
That was fantastic.
Rekilo 9 months ago
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Watched it thinking there would be some redeeming trace, but not...and I don't particularly like the four letter word except in anger.
paulpellicci 9 months ago
@paulpellicci Shut the fuck up
KAFrijole 9 months ago
fuck
misterscabs 9 months ago
fuck
misterscabs 9 months ago
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GO TO MARS IF U HATE THIS PLANET U DONT NEED TO HAVE OXYGENE MASK!! TO GO IN MARS!! JUST SURVIVE!! LIVE IN THIS PLANET IF U LOVE PLANET EARTH
wengneuda13 9 months ago
@wengneuda13 wut a dumb comment, i guess when racists find nothing else to be racist about, they tell people to leave the planet lmao.
AniIAIinA 9 months ago
@wengneuda13
what the fuck are you talking about
eruption257 9 months ago
I loaded a flash game while watching this videos, and the title screen music was so perfect for the video that I flipped out because after the video ended the music kept playing.
Bullfr0g174 9 months ago
inspiring
killerdynam0 9 months ago 17
All hail our Dark Master C'thulu!
HoLOLcaust 9 months ago
LOL. Ok. I'll admit it. I laughed. EVEN THOUGH I love Planet Earth and I think this video is total sacrilege.
AslansButterfly 9 months ago
Wow. And here I was ready to curse someone out for their anit-save the earth comments. Don't know what to say...howsabout.....fuck?
Cuishi10 10 months ago
0:12
I guess that's the Republican version of Planet Earth.
MichaelVoz 10 months ago
Fucking pointless.
Starbat88 10 months ago
that bird dances like party boy from Jackass xD
wackopossu1 10 months ago
фак) круто))
KrUtOjPeReZ 10 months ago
AMAZING
ExilePaintball 10 months ago
fucking epic
kevo908 10 months ago
OMFG That was amazing
wellsybla 10 months ago
NO YOU!
TheMrAwesomeDx 10 months ago
That was fuckin hilarious.
godbluffvdgg 10 months ago
1:00 - RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
NoNickNoKick 10 months ago 32
nah nah the one where that weird bird is sayin fuck me fuck me..thats tha best one lmfao
ThePFCPegram 10 months ago
nah nah the one where that weird bird is sayin fuck me fuck me..thats tha best one lmfao
ThePFCPegram 10 months ago
fuck you if you hate the planet you live on go to mars if you hate tis planet
mrsuperbad35 10 months ago
The dolphin at the end is best.
jaysatanfox 10 months ago
Ahahaha, this is hilarious! =D
People this is a joke! Calm down!
shaniyyy 11 months ago
omg, the lion was the best one.
KelinSmellin 11 months ago
@KelinSmellin omg, no!
UglyKidMetallica81 11 months ago
wow i can't believe the number of negative comments!! IT'S A JOKE!!
funnyapples1 11 months ago
0:40 and 1:51 were the best! LOL!
GlamourHollywood 11 months ago
oh nein..was ist das denn für ein mist ??
hexe279 11 months ago
1:31 - 1:50 lmfao XD
TheLinkmaster12345 11 months ago 17
This is hilarious, and everyone I've shown it to thinks so as well.
youkilledkiller22 11 months ago
lmfao!!!! that dolphin at the end!!! xD
DuCkonmyvAmp1re 11 months ago
Excuse me, but Earth is beautiful. Animals eating other animals is the circle of life. Ha ha ...funny video though... ha ha.
OurAmazingPlanet 11 months ago
without all those things you laugh about you wouldnt have excisted so u should be thankful you asshole. i wish you would be stuck in space and then youll see how youll miss earth
DragonFly1329 11 months ago
Fuck Planet Earth?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??!! BE LUCKY UR NOT IN SPACE HAVING UR EYEBALLS SUCKED OUTTA UR FUCKING SKULL!!!!
ReNoEnVy957 1 year ago
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YourMumSucksMyCock1 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon A smileyface.. don't get too close or they will blind you with fuck-ness
DaRebel21 1 year ago
Lmao
mohammedsamaduddin 1 year ago
Do you have nothing better to do?
xxtalitha 1 year ago
LoL @ 1:51 :)
MadeInOregon27 1 year ago
U're Idiot
typical brainwashed IDIOT!!!!
toti15fly 1 year ago
How creative.
1point61803 1 year ago
This was awesome! :D
terceldude 1 year ago
That so was immature but.... XD
sonic26000 1 year ago
....Fuck.
SirBraxton1989 1 year ago
Just... immature... but... ;)
zazookka 1 year ago
horrible
Henridinossaurojp 1 year ago
keep pressing 2 (nice)
TickedBoar 1 year ago
Kiss my ass
lollipoppy4 1 year ago
Gilbert Godfrey starring in "Fuck Planet Earth". Seriously, does he not sound like him?
santasia14 1 year ago
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CAT POO HAS BEEN FOUND ON A DISTANT PLANET !!! the unbelievable truth is in the video spacecat 175
christophehersent 1 year ago
hey fuck you guy who named the video
go fuck yourself
sincerely,
LP
AUSleacocks 1 year ago
@Orkyt this has made your night?? An idiot who has edited a great documentary to get a few laughs? your easily impressed aren't you?
Wullieboy919 1 year ago
Bird-of-paradise
tesleronenine92 1 year ago
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christophehersent 1 year ago
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fuck earth? oh just kill yourself loser!
DritonGusia 1 year ago
fuck earth? fuck YOU!
OnlyMeAndFlee 1 year ago
@OnlyMeAndFlee dipshit clearly hasn't watched the video...
1ruairidh1 1 year ago
@1ruairidh1 i have. still, the title of the video is "fuck planet earth". doesnt make any sense compared to the video since thats about something completely different. anyway i dont want to start a discussion here so lets just leave this for what it is and let other people judge. have a nice day.
OnlyMeAndFlee 1 year ago
lol that's nice video lol
levyhu12 1 year ago
1:05 OMG It's a giant spider! D:
sonic26000 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon its a fucking bird
juanaguilar45 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon Its a male bird showing how beautiful he is to a female bird so they can have sex, horny animals i know.
JawzPause 1 year ago
The title is horrible, but the video is great and hilarious
VicTheMouth 1 year ago
I dont give a fuck who u are thats funny
midwestechnine 1 year ago
Kciuk w górę kto z joemonstera.
TheNoNameHere 1 year ago
HAHAHA ? WHY
zzaarrker 1 year ago
Holy shit that was funny!
DrPeppersaids 1 year ago
assholeeee. FUCKING ASSHOLE
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tilleypete4 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon a bird :)
dahnoodlemastah 1 year ago
fuck earth
resound222222 1 year ago
I peed myself. XD That was so freaking hilarious!
butterflyidentity 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon A fucking bird!
e4jasperi 1 year ago
Lmao at 0:48 and 1:12
RavensFAN815 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon 2 birds
cargodudeMT 1 year ago
i hated it when they said fuck
Kabotofly 1 year ago
the bird at 1:20 is a Superb Bird of Paradise. that's it's mating dance
actsix 1 year ago
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!! SHE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER!!!
emraldYE 1 year ago
I like the fuck me bird best.
Dionamuh 1 year ago
I laughed soooo hard...Then again...I'm pretty fucking high right now....!!!!! HAHRFHAH FAS HGHASDHV AHSDGFAHSFH funny
IMtoL337forU 1 year ago
fuck fuck fuck fuck ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk you
ghostzhou 1 year ago
This is really sad ! that planet of earth giving life to someone like u !
alentatu 1 year ago
LMAO 0:50
TheBritishPenguin 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon Yes I also want to know what this was....weird.
Kishkab 1 year ago
I am slim and i am the 1
Slim42ndstreet 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon it is called the blue bird of paridise
caveman775 1 year ago
the end was awesome :D
FCzueriboy 1 year ago
This is probably one of the stupiest things i've ever seen LOL!
but, this made me laugh like hell...... LMFAOOO!!!!
xUltimateDream 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon a bird that is trying to get fucked
chardoc89 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon One of the myriad sub species of superb birds of paradise.
tabutastic 1 year ago
people, it was just somethinhg funny, laugh! this was FUNNY!
iriswarrior1 1 year ago
1:15 KKKKKKKKKK
bravosantos 1 year ago
hahaha man thats fuckin awesome, good job.
IIInunny 1 year ago
@ActivePigeon It's a type of bird doing a mating dance.
shindole 1 year ago
lol no i didnt watch it
iceb0ng 1 year ago
@iceb0ng SOMEONE clearly didn't watch the video XD
deedoodahdye 1 year ago
So THIS is what is on the BBC o _ o
ToxicJoon 1 year ago
I am a earth person but that was funny as fuck. Pun intended! (:
The8thTree 1 year ago
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!, i am pissed off, i am what most people would call lowlife, chav, good for nothing, dont jusge a book by its cover, without the planet earth you wouldnt be here, if it were dead thered be no trees for you to breathe, thered be no water for you to drink, thered be no land for you to walk, thered be no atmosphere to stop be being burned by the sun, it is a living being and has been around alot longer than us in this life, it needs respect we take it for granted
iceb0ng 1 year ago