Pick up and break up lines that dont work

[SNIKSK8ERS]

the worst: your a slut and your like a skateboard everybody rides on you

[theboomzer]

What happened was my friend got sent to jail and I can only use one hand can't walk and horribly disfigured

[polishpatriot54]

I didn't know angels flew this low to the ground

then again my angel has gained a couple pounds since we started dating.

[hughGwilly]

@polishpatriot54 demetri martin rules!!!

[doomcookie666]

Guy: did it hurt

Girl:did what hurt?

Guy: when u fell from heaven

Girl: aaawwww

Guy:cause your face is FUCKED UP

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL XD my beat friend used that one on a girl and she beat him up but it was funny

[mufmaxtv]

@Rosalie1141 STOLEN from demitri martin lol

[detailedsimplicity]

Break up line:

(Start frantically looking around with your girlfriend/boyfriend with you..)

You: Oh my gosh. I can't believe this.

Them: What are you looking for?

You: I'm so sorry.. I lost my feelings for you.

(WALK AWAY.)

[MsDtrini]

u make me sneeze lolzz

[MsDtrini]

u make me sneeze lolzz

[johnmilo117]

@Rosalie1141 OH, SNAP! Nice break up line!

[Xenn000]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. XD

[gianna1989]

omg really badddd hahahah

[Gilty94]

what's that smell?? oh thats you cuz you're the shit

[tylerandbre]

dude ive stepped in puddles deeper than this guy

[animechic111]

heres one.

were your parents terrorist cause you're the bomb

[indiss7]

mann, couple years ago, i got slapped when i used the ugly weed 1 and the turtle 1. it was funny though

[ursosexyy]

is your pants made of windows? coz i can see myself in them.

do you have a map? coz im lost in your eyes.

Hot top! Bet it would look hotter on my floor.

Your like the penny in the piggybank of my heart.

BOY: Did it hurt?

GIRL: Did what hurt?

BOY: When you fell from the sky, coz you must be an angel.

ahahah lol

ohh yeahhhh!

[johnmilo117]

@ursosexyy

Boy: "There's something wrong with your phone?"

Girl: "What"?

Boy: "It doesn't have my number in it"

OR

Boy: "I am invisible, can you see me?"

Girl: "Yes"

Boy: "How about tomorrow night?"

There much more where i came from.

[littlesweetangel120]

HAHAHA TURTLES!!

[coolbunny2344]

The window one was pretty good as an insult.

[pyroking97]

pie

[TheZarakShow]

aaahahaha that turtle made me one literally lol in front of the computer! AHAHAHAHAHA

[sokrplaya1558]

if you were a booger id pick you first

[sokrplaya1558]

did you just fart because you blew me away

[phreakadelik21]

wow i laughed sooo hard 4 the turtle one

[lapguti2]

Jajajaja ... hasta en ingles hay NACADAS...

[kutlessRULES4life]

haha some were pretty funny.

[TheRiboka]

pick up lines?i am better off saying i love you...

[peonchop2]

@TheRiboka woot!

[bloodowners23]

its like a 10 year old wroght this...............

wtf

ur like a tree tall and ugly omg wtf

[TpendragonT]

its like a fucking 12 year old wrote these

[dan911tokill]

i used these and they work they are the best good work

[Walrustitty97]

this is not funny

[RIEMER2180]

these are retarted

[trinketbox1]

Better to look stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[JuvenileGangsta204]

these arent pick up or break up lines there metaphores doi?

[commando99alec]

your like a dick fat and slimy

[eatmcdonalds]

nice dude

[Methylcloroisothiaz1]

you're like a toilet, you get used everyday and get shit on

[michaelseangoodwin]

You're like a door knob everyone gets a turn lol

[artaddict123]

i used one and my boyfriend laughed lol

[heywazupxx]

i used the skateboard once for fun on somebody i never met and she jumped on me.....i dont know why

[ksam96]

i used the bicycle one on a gurl i dont like and she punched me in the boob so im suspended cuz i punched her in her face hahaha well thank god 4 summer vacation

[chidori5011]

your lesbian ??? or you have man boobs

[khouch1203]

MOOBS

[vguandbloopers]

haha ur like a tturtle... slow and fat

lmao

[manwithabitchpermit]

like never am i ever using one of these pick up lines

[PatriotAlmighty]

ROFL.

You're like a turtle.

Slow and fat.

Yep, best pickup line ever.

[sqwiggle7]

well my friend gave me this video to use to get a gurl ive been crushing on since eighth grade. I said it....

,,,well, now im typing this on thehospital computer.... yeah

[soccerbear4]

freakon funny

[mcgovermm]

i used the one about the turtle and got kicked in the balls

[michaelseangoodwin]

haha you're like the town bicycle...everyone gets a ride

[manwithabitchpermit]

*haha you're like the town bicycle...everyone gets a ride *

omfg man i laugh endlessly with that one lmfao

[dronation]

LOL that 1 is my favourite :P

[atv9]

heres one u should say r u from tennesse cuz ur da only TEN i see

[trishiemce]

man these are gay

[PatriotAlmighty]

No these are hilarious O_O

[CARplusLOS]

one should just say "you're stupid..."

that would have made me laugh

[The7Daily7Critque]

haha helpful