Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator - Greenville, Ohio Part 9

[face237]

i hate it when handson ask are you religious and the pedo says '' yes i am" sounding like hes a good guy now..fuck him

[Zggrt443]

The guy that reads out the chatlog has to look like Quagmire

[drewlaplanche]

Oompa loompa doopity dah, if you molest children you go behind bars, you will then be molested too, like this Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo.

Doopity Doo.

[drosera88]

3:32 "And then you say 'I'm big'"

I nearly blew milk out my nose when I heard that.

[MANB91UK]

7:56 - Hey look I found Willy! (that's Wally's and Waldo's dad) !!! :D

[binglehoser]

>are you a cop?

>>yea...i mean no, NO!

>no match for my detective work mother fucker

[rebelnomo]

@binglehoser No shit, wtf are people so stupid they think that if it is a cop, then they'll say yes? Idiots



[MsWooWoo11]

I love when Chris hilariously describes everything the pedos do, even the unimportant stuff.

[sharkattack056]

It's people like the mini pedo that remind Chris Hanson how much he loves his job!

[swlovesvegans]

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HIDE BEHIND THE BIBLE AND MISUSE THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST. BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES. "Many will say to me in that day, Lord[Jesus] Lord[Jesus], did we not teach in your name?.. and I will confess to them: I never knew you! Get away from me you workers of LAWLESSNESS." Matt. 7:22-23

[ManifestPrime]

Turn on the snowflake button.

[peartfaldo]

this midget turns me on;-P

[steveparok00]

this midget makes me mad! ^_^

[oliveriosteinn]

I've lost all faith in dwarves... :(

[DarthOliptius]

Lol "The man with the bird on his head" I don't know why that cracks me up

[Psychodramatical]

lol lameee how can you even ask if they are cops?It`s not like they`d say 'oh yeah I am in fact a cop'

[DorkyGamerChick]

I thought midgets were 4ft and under?!

[DanishPatriot92]

pedo midget !

[Apphelper2]

@TomthatiscalledTom Lol funny man!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

He was fired from Wonka's Choccolate Factory after exposing himself to Veruca Salt

[Heidiblossoms]

I'm under 5 feet tall I can still sit on a stool Hansen >:|

[nandotime3000]

@Heidiblossoms SHORT CHICKS REIGN SUPREME!!!

[Heidiblossoms]

@nandotime3000 lol you know ;)

[nandotime3000]

@Heidiblossoms You silly. :)

[Smolinski420]

just put a bullet to their heads gets rid of them quicker

[talllikelurchis]

Ooooompa Ooooompa Ooompa -dee-doo I've got another question for you...

[BlueKirby13]

5:50

Yo, police officer, that line is copyrighted by Chris Hansen, I'm afraid you cannot use it.

[Gijett]

the world smallest perv

[CokeSupply]

lol if he was any shorter they would have to lower that cushion on the wall that he had to put his head against

[spiderweb20]

Looks like he jumped the shark. Ehhhhhhh...

[jimrulz]

I guess you could say....it was destiny that sent him to jail...

[officerdepfife]

@jimrulz hahahahahahaha  you are comical!!!

[TheManInBlack2003]

what a disgusting sick little midget fuck...

[acenace24]

Hes 27? Did he mean 2 feet 7 inches?

[DarknessXevil]

@acenace24 ha

[TheMoonyeti]

7:09 REN AND STIMPY

LOL

[Likokas]

omg his tattoo. jesus. 07:09

[TheVegaIsAwesome]

"the man with a bird on his head."  Nah Chris I thought you meant the bird standing atop the man's head lol

[TheExhaleman]

It's a MIDGET!

[NateSean]

Young female relative = Cops Got to him before Other Relatives.

[CokeSupply]

I love watching the ones that have never tried to solicit a kid before, or the ones that haven't been caught before, cos they cry like a little bitch lol

[699backstab]

Westerbeck has aggroed The Hanson, a level 87 raid boss, wearing leather. No weapon, no board, no healz, no CC. This will be a short fight followed by a walk back.

[tsb049]

I don't get why the predator asks if they are a cop? Who the hell would say yes I am?

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Oompah Loompah Doopety Do

I've got another pervert for You

Oompah Loompah Doopety Dee

This little dwarf got owned on TV

[tsb049]

@TomthatiscalledTom lol i love that song

[fuckamerica109]

i feel sorry for that guy for being such an idiot. if i was dumb enough to do shit like this i'd probably commit suicide

[blazette]

Wouldn't this dude hold the record for the shortest pedophile in TCAP history?

[rsr2]

Holy shit a Ren and Stimpy tattoo.

[CMFGAO]

that guy is totally some big black dudes oompa loompa bottom bitch right about now.

[V0RTEZ]

@CMFGAO why are you so bent up on race? Hes probably lots of peoples oompa loompa bitch right now

[IndividualParties]

bahahahahahahaha, midgets can't get sex so they have to perv little children. Just buy a hooker you little perv.

[turangadelphi]

@7:09 A Ren and Stimpy tattoo, really?

[Punkrockfan001]

the pedo walks right past the other

pedos car.shows how dumb sex offenders

are. couldnt even put 2 and 2 together. maybe

someones home. or maybe its a setup. NOPE.

just walks by the other pedos car and to the door.lol

[olentattimies]

im still wondering, has 4chan trolled this yet?

you know the basic trick, find an obvious bait

say you want to come in as pizza man

next day, order a pizza to the "13y/o girls" house

shitstorm on the way x)

[Shmust]

rapethelittlekids2006

[DeanMartin1231]

hahaha..he look's like a tiny fonzie.

a perverted little Henry Winkler.

[thafoofa]

@DeanMartin1231 Ha ha, midget Fonzie!

[jaymorpheus11]

Out of all the habitual repeat offenders this dude just takes the fuxxin' cake. But in the very near future, like next year, the sh** will hit the garbage disposal on full power. It's doomesday 8-x for the child molester, a liquid terminator host will give them all a very warm welcome with a morphing pincer straight to their dimented brains.

[TheVegaIsAwesome]

nasty midget perv

[Apphelper2]

@GuppyOdyssey Hahahaha nice one!!

[selitafine]

why do they all TRY to use GOD as a reason.... smfh

[Hassboy1990]

We live in a world where 13 year old girls are obssesed with justin bieber. Now my question is what makes these guys think a 13 or 15 year old girl would sleep with them and have sex??!? YUCK! And this guy is a joke lol he thought a young teen girl would have sex with him..LMAO!!!!

[OneCrayGuy89]

2:39, come on Chris, why don't you just call him a midget? "Because he's under 5 feet tall."

What a tool :D lol ya gotta love it.

[GuppyOdyssey]

"The man with the bird on his head" Thanks for that clarification, I thought Kevin was the bird.

[4xtraATL]

@5:35 look at his reaction

[WatchVenusSpa]

now THIS guy is the very definition of the term 'pedophile' and should never be freed.

[RaginClimax]

Kevin Molestorbeck, he just ran into a SMALL problem. His chance for a sexual encounter came up SHORT. He has to be a LITTLE upset...

[RaginClimax]

And maybe he was going to take her to the carnival, they can ride on all the kids rides together casue they dont meet requirements for the adult rides.

[venger]

"Looks like Kevin weaterbeck will be serving a LITTLE hard time" *Puts on sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[LimeSnowCon3]

Westerbeck must be a /b/-tard

[timbsierra]

when chris gets to the part where he says the size of his penis( thats not sexual) and the freak says,, its just bs talk,,,,chris should have said lets see,,,,,,,,and have the freak pull it out and chris would say ahhhhh yes just BS talk.

[coder928]

I get so fuckin aggravated when I see one of these pedos asking "are you a cop" like the decoys really gonna be like "Ohh shit u fuckin caught me :D" -____-

[AureoFox]

@coder928 They ask because police have to identify themselves if specifically asked whether they are law enforcement; therefore, giving the pedophile a chance to go "Lol I wuz jay k abt ereything!".

[Apphelper2]

@MalNaprej lol that cracked me up also

[MalNaprej]

Lol at 1:50 : I go to jail for it for it for 11 months.

[MrTomfooligans]

Never give the dimension of your penis!

[bandsh2]

Hey it is that new dwarf, Horny.

[spinnernetfan1]

i wonder if you can meet some of these guys

[hockeytalk13]

Now that guy lives on the shire

[ModernNorseman]

Have a seat you fucking Pedo!

[HashSmokerDude420]

people asking are you a cop are so fuckin retarded

[markmccouid]

Stumpy little fuck

[DCodmaster]

oh cool a midget

[sirjohnrambo]

@DCodmaster a Hennry Winkler looking midget LOL

[peartfaldo]

I'll bet his pants are size 36 X 18. Or maybe he just buys shorts;-)

[swlovesvegans]

finally!!! an episode with midgets!! i can now scratch that off my bucket list

[breezymariexoxoxo]

@swlovesvegans You too? XD

[HXCMETALlolz]

Lol, the little guy didn't have ANY trouble getting onto the stool. Hansen just added in that line to fuck with the guy. Bravo.

[12345678909269]

@HXCMETALlolz Chris Hansen Rules !

[kleinherz1003]

As much as I hate to be mean. But most of these guys are UGLY as Hell. I'm going to be frank. If you were that ugly, wouldn't you KNOW a 13/14 year old inviting you over is a trap?

[OllieSaFc]

'' the man with the bird on his head '' as opposed to what? the bird?

[spinnernetfan1]

lol its hank hills dad

[Captainlamp]

@spinnernetfan1 I'm sure Hanks dad would do something like this lol.

[lomejorestaquidentro]

There are so many lonely adults out there, Why can't they molest them? Stay away from kids!!

[NepperCat]

How could he even talk to the midget with a straight face?!

[stavrosmike]

@NepperCat Because he's disgusted by sexual predators.

[NepperCat]

@stavrosmike Thank you Captain Obvious. Its still damn funny. The least he coulda said to the guy is that he's got a LITTLE problem. Ah H'yuck!

[LauraIsPink]

well he's gonna have several sexual encounters after being locked up. sexual encounters of the rape kind.

[699backstab]

The fucking subhuman midget should get the gas. Plop it in a kitchen seal tub and give him 99 hours 99 minutes on high in the microwave

[xxvietbebe]

'the guy with a bird on his head'

[Tellthatruth]

I love how the guy who reads the chatlogs even reads the typos. "For it. For it."

[NocheeseSherlock]

He looks like the wrestler JBL but a midget version xD

[OneInchDiving]

I love how the voice said "for it" twice, as it's written

[Earthman99999]

little pervert... squirm in your seat!

[BadAttitube23]

umpa lumpa @ 8:03??

[GoblinsnHobbits]

Pedodorf!

[dyannabianchi]

really boring voice : laugh out loud. cool xd

[KodeLiMe]

"My Bible....." (pause for sympathetic response)

[pixiedetective]

peedo oompaloompa lol

[taypar11]

The lollypop kid. 

[taypar11]

This guy is heading to prison and does it again? Wow! Talk about a fucked up guy. I heard they threw the book at him and gave him 25 years. Good.

[kari00ws6]

7:08, LOL @ the Ren and Stimpy tattoo.

[ZX2ManDave]

Did he bring a stepladder so he could see eye to eye with the girl?

[XxSuperSaraxX]

maybe he likes little girls cause they are the only people he is taller then and cant actually have sex with effectivly

[Eddiexx4]

Wow. This is.. wierd. How could he molest anyone? Can't the kids just kick him off?

[andrewthedude07]

He looks so short he could pass for a little boy so in prison pedos will use him as part of their fantassy

[murglefudge]

LOL he's a midget. Wow.

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

So... he's a budget annalist for the military, but he can't type English for shit?!

[gnortznitz]

Ha! He's a midge!

[cuadfromts]

The judge at 8:55 looks exactly like Chris Hansen. LOL

[KTCassman]

Asif they didnt put that photo up on purpose

[RelikaneLiengod]

lmao I like how he adds "it takes him a second to get on the stool because he's under 5 feet tall" hahaha he didn't even have to say that

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

3:22

You then say, "I'm big". She says, "Really? Yeah, how?"

muahahaha

[GlueStikkk]

the fck does the bible and going to church have to do with you less of a midget creep for soliciting a child online? just like Chesterton once said, going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Gotta love the midget's excuses, though.

[mroboiz]

stupid midget!

[252Dazz252]

8:45 the judge looks like a chubby older version of Chris Hansen. lol

[vtownHduece]

i want to kick that midget in the head over n over

[BOLSHEVIXTREME]

I wish someone would do a show like this in Britain we have lots of vile peados about who need to be stopped

[nuckles2k2]

"It takes him a second to get on the stool, because he's under 5 feet tall....just so you know and in case you didn't figure that out already...."

[sfknns]

he so frighting so bad ass so big (as he claims) yet when we see him hes just a wee lad with a bird on his head LoL!

[2Phaktor]

The man who is about to have bird shit on his head.

[olgajuanca]

sure he had a bible...its where he kept his condoms...no one would dare to search for condoms inside... the bible he made it a book marker

[kaje73]

lmao when he asks if the decoy is a cop at 1:34, he claims that someone told his friend "no way" before and the friend ultimately was arrested... i didnt know pedos stick together

[skudman061]

i laugh at people who think that undercover cops have to tell u thier a cop

[themooddisorders]

What is that short guy's gnome?

[Imadeyourun]

I guess they're short on under aged females in the chocolate factory. =/

[olgajuanca]

wonder how he carry that suit case he had in his car...must be bigger than him...but hey he is small but terrible

[AnamikaRealm]

It's not he can't control it...it's just that he thinks he can do it as a right of his own. These sickfuckingbastards should not be given excuses or pity.

[usernema122]

Those predator midgets are sneaky bastards

[olgajuanca]

I love the way the tiny man was walking towards the house

[Ratd0g28]

Why do they always ask "Are you a cop?"

Do they think the cop is going to say "Yea, ok you got me!"

[sharms888]

@Ratd0g28 Thats because the girl posing as a 13yo is'nt a cop, "but" if she was a cop and the question was asked, by law she has to say yes.otherwise its classed as entrapment . Thats how sly these sleazy fuckers are!

[inlight4evr]

Fanzie's legs shrunk over the years!

[Calleponken567]

he is short....

[joe1969812]

Fucking midgets!!!!!!!!!!

[Reptomon]

Oh man, that guy came all the way from the Shire and it turned out to be a sting? That sucks!

[Yin157]

OMG! LOL Look at how small this 47 year old guy is! Chris Hansen should've came out like: "Fee Fi Fo Fum..I smell the blood of a sexual predator bum!"

[The9thstreet]

@Yin157  Lol best comment ive read so far

[Yin157]

@The9thstreet Thanks. Lol

[martiniman102991]

well at least he lived up to his screen name.....lmao idiot

[mbrooks415]

lol kewl.

[TopTenCrew]

gotta love the shitty excuses

[saintrobbie375]

that little person takes the Chris Hansen beating like a boss

[edhunley]

That's just the cutest little striped prison suit I have ever seen, LOL.

[fordtruxdad]

@edhunley He looks like the Hamburglar from McDonald's! LOL!

[kels800]

This wuda been perfect if he tried to run away n the dude n the camo suit had ran after him, i wuda died! lls

[kels800]

To catch a midget...

[alcatraz3321]

press "9" repeatedly...

[martiniman102991]

@alcatraz3321 lmfao.

[godscuttingyoudown]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another Dateline for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you got brains you'll listen to me What do you get from a pedo on TV? Chris Hanson from dateline NBC Why don't they just stay off the PC? Or join meatrocket 8 on...cell..... block....... C! SO DON"T FORGET THE K-Y Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da If you're not a perv, then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

[concavius]

"laugh out loud, cool."

Hahahaha, chatlog readers...

[jhills121592]

the reason he wants to have sex with girls is because a normal woman is too big for him

[ALT980]

Get yo midget ass up on that stool!

[kluna]

lol look at his tiny legs

[TeenageDream96132]

It's hilarious whenever they ask if they're a cop.

As if they're just gonna be all, "Yeah! Oops, ya got me there."

:|

[williambrown007]

He's a pretty big guy just dwarf size.

[AnimayeIsGaye]

Kevin Molesterbeck

[emv1031]

don´t wanna be mean on the little people, but did anyone else get the feeling, when he walked out in the orange striped suit that the lion tamer, the clowns, the bearded lady and the rest of the cast was coming right behind him? :P

[olgajuanca]

@emv1031 hahahaha!!yur so fuuuunnneeeyyy

[chisomop]

@emv1031 You mad my day!!lol!

[emv1031]

@chisomop hahahahaha