What is a Chinese vampire?

[killerbe3e]

Kevin's DAD!!!

[Secretasianman888]

some people say that Chinese vampires are lame but at least they dont sparkle when hit by sunlight

[MrHmoobyajboi]

this is funny..nice video!

[evileva129]

aren't they chinese zombies, not chinese vampires???

[FuriousStrength]

They need to remake Twilight, only with Chinese vampires. That might make it more watchable.

[Deathxm2]

@prisoner7777 cause they died from wars

[ROMULANxALE]

Like the Gods Must be Crazy 3! :D

[siameeyang]

I remember those chinese movies with these vampires.

[VulcanXL]

I wonder what a Mexican vampire is like...

[papalolita]

@VulcanXL From Dawn to Dusk, Salma Hayek.

[wicaco]

@VulcanXL Look up Camazotz, the immortal bat-demons of the ancient Maya. They were inspired by the blood-sucking vampire bat, which is native to Latin America.

[MrThePandaman]

@wicaco Yeah, Camazotz is badass. He rules over an army of demons and, oh yeah, is a giant freaking bat!

[itzvincentx3]

I have actually seen some chinese vampire movie like the actor Lam Ching Ying. He is a good actor and taoist for the movies!

[koolkidup]

VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL THIS IS WAY!!!!! FAKE

[rickypassword]

Black dog blood too

[kiss9hug]

urine from virgin males?? HAHAHAHA!! can't believe i use to be scared of them!!

[PokeMan995]

OH SHIT!! i remember watching a movie about these chinese vamps:0

[cnlo2002]

you forgot black ink, chicken blood you also forgot raw stickey rice can fend off the vampire

[vvvvv7777]

go and eat shit chineese vampire then you will be perish in hell

[hsuboi]

they always seem more like zombies than actually vampires to me.

[DontFearTheReaper1]

So, the urine for a virigin is the equivalent of Holy Water?

Well, I guess I'll be pretty every time I take a piss.

[88Jako]

i see a movie...where these kind of hoping zombies....can change into vimperes by eating people...in that movie the vampire can fly and do a lot of stuff...

[welcomegohome]

if a disease like on daybreakers ever occurs, well i'd feel sorry for the chinese vampires lol.

[KingR3aper]

Lol, I remember watching them as a kid. And I used to be so freaked out by their jumping.

[kaizokupanda]

Lee Bailong from Shaman King (manga/anime) was a chinese vampire who knew kung fu! The chinese vampire isn't scared of virgin pee... he just senses that you're a virgin and feels pity toward you cuz you're lame XD

[shinhwashinhwashinh]

u also forgotten something, if a chinese vampire eat rice, their fangs will automatically fall off.

[ahverypro]

Orly?! =O

[cc91801]

lol i hop around like that to scare my dad :P

[xxDooMKaiseRDragoNxx]

i remember a chinese vampire from Jackie Chan Adventures like 5 years ago

[BlueTopaz125]

haha i remember this from the jackie chan adventures too! i miss that show lol

[EnviousSleep]

I used to be soooo scared of Chinese vampires when I was little. I remember when I was maybe...six or seven (about 10 years ago) there was this Hong Kong series about these vampires, and I'd watch it with my parents, and I wouldn't be able to sleep. Now I just think they're cute =D

[Amfortaz]

@EnviousSleep I felt the same. I was happened to see a vampire film when I was little. But I read "Vampires, Burial, and Death: Folklore and Reality" by Paul Barber. I recommend it.

[nickhasie]

Hahahahahaha!!! Brilliant!

[gyonshi13]

lol so funny

[Prisoner7777]

I'm a Chinese vampire and I look nothing like that.

[HappyPeach568]

you are a chinese vampire?

[Berrybunny1]

Yeah I know, neither do I. O.o

[leyweissy]

lol yellow paper use chicken blood and vermillion

[IllyriaGodKing]

Hahaha, that's great.

[LadyFlameSniper]

Awesome.  Great job.

[AsianImage]

Awesome video....love it