Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 40 - Gator Boots

[Brugar18]

2 friends one of them is a nerd and other is a jock they hanging out in school and sudently a cheerleader saw them and told to the jock:

-why are you hanging out with that dork?

-be nice to him one day he may end up being your boss

-nah im not aiming of becoming a pimp -the nerd replyed

[odiegwapo123]

only brilliant people can understand this

[themuffinman593]

that's what ED can do to a person

[WarmFuzzyPain]

I knew it was an erection joke !

[GreenGameCp]

if you dont get it then your obviously too young to even be watching it lmao .

[guitarmaster1222]

Thumbs up if you saw Gnome Eli at 0:22

[GodlyPhil]

You're either a retard or a sexually frustrated kid if you don't get this.

[qwertykidiscool]

If people don't get the joke, they why would you watch these?

[0katra0]

LOL

[killer11072]

i dont get it

[cbar9100]

People who don't get it are not perverts!

Yay for us! :D

[StevesCartoons]

looks like im the only person who got it straight away

[raginginferno99]

@StevesCartoons u r not the only person who got it straight away

[thepugpoet]

if you dont get it you are a dumbass

[thepugpoet]

got straight away

[jomma2004]

click here

[TheSky00001]

SUCK MY WIENER!!!!

[timigy3]

That's good

[MetalizedButt]

People who don't get it are fucking stupid-.-

[Bohacification]

The joke: His penis stares at his boots, so the wife tells him to buy a hat...so it stares at it hat. Does that make sense?

[bestvicious]

no gets



[mrthreethousandand1]

obvious joke. i don't understand why people don't get it

[980Glo]

i dont get it

[teddzertell123]

i got the joke the second i herd it

[awesomerolls]

its a copy of the old fela on australia's got talent



[QuantisHero]

Gnone Eli 0:23 :)

[017SHAMe]

crap -_-

[y2clay14]

lol that was a great one!. and by the way every1 that didnt get it, Y NOT?!?!

[TheWiffleballer1]

Lol

[necros234necros345]

if you dont get it right away your too young to be watching this

[earthwitch323]

Wow.... it took me like like 5 seconds to get that. I feel stupid. xD

[gotricesnitch]

hahahahaha....HA

[tubs6199]

LMFAOO!!!!!!

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=tvPEY6kMG0E

[iAmCuhraizee]

I don't get it..

[pillow0head]

@iAmCuhraizee then you're an idiot

[iAmCuhraizee]

@pillow0head LOL, so i'm an idiot cause i can't take a joke ?. Just chill your titsss .

[spideymaster694]

@iAmCuhraizee kids

[tubs6199]

@iAmCuhraizee Smh.....kids.

[chrjuhl3]

SUCK'S



[Alexusrox97]

That was funny!!

[AprilTheRandomChic]

THIS JOKE WAS TOLD BY 'THE OLD FELA' ON AUSTRALIA'S GOT TALEN O.O

[sickheadedfreak]

eli gnome

[LORDPUFFDADDY]

id be one proud grandson

[Marinemauro]

so the meaning of it is that the man is a dickhead right?

[Kilanon]

@Marinemauro no, the man cant get his dick up so he should have bought a hat that way instead of looking at his boots his dick would be looking at his hat

[Marinemauro]

@Kilanon ohh now I get it. Thanks pal. It was easy indeed but I came from the video with the dickhead cop with the horse (by Eli again) so I still had that in mind..

thx again

[maxwellsgianthammer]

@Marinemauro No. She's saying if it's hanging down to look at his boots, then he should get a hat so it could look up and be a boner.

[brightsidepunk]

he has e.d.

[Viper6454]

Another joke that was not funny come on man..

[julietpinkrose]

lool thats funny

[deven1323]

im 48 and I dont get it...

[resman4]

i don't get it :S

[TheMscutiepie5]

@resman4 me niether

[leilalovesyouman]

Hahahah

[gcwolf101]

Gnome ELI!

[Minija456]

Eli is the garden gnome at 00:23

[Mitchyyy23]

Dont fucken steal that joke NOOB!

[zeepychick365]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[restlessnightsxo]

These jokes are so funny. Especially since in the last month I just recently heard all of them and now discovering this channel and this skit, I'm hearing them all again. I feel like I'm having deja vu or something. Hahaha. Great joke, great skit. Love it. :)

[TheCutebarbieslover]

whats funny in that ??????????????

[maiarox101]

@TheCutebarbieslover do u even get it ? . .. 

[Piebastard]

@Blairthekittykat no...... shit

[IRtehSaper]

hahaha epic joke lol the price of the boots were 1000$ and on sale they where 50$

[Megan8151]

There is a eli in every skit.

[ballpython1001]

@ThePocketManster its not that hard to understand

[ballpython1001]

wight in the pecka

[thexlalax]

the best joke ever XD

[Jasminee10]

Oh. So it could look up. :3

[EhtYlno]

why does he have to go to the bathroom to take off his clothes only to come back naked?

[nooloo3000]

the laugh at the end always gets me

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

after like 10 mintes of thinking i think i finally get it... the hat will make it stay up XD lol

[TurtleBlastingOG]

XD

[Beliber77]

WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT WUZ THAT! BUT I LIKE TOTALLY LOLed! :D

[HU4LandD9L4L]

oh man i found a candy bar WOAH false alarm XD Ellis is beast (L4D2)

[jesstotrox]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAA[x

[JenniferPKeaton]

LOOOL!!!! =)))

[dontshootmydik]

@zDeagleSwapped haha

[toesftw]

where the hell is dirty jokes 41??

[KoKoPufz]

the gnome is the eli

[xrdxex]

@zDeagleSwapped wow nice ive only seen your comment by 10 other people today..dont read peoples comments and repost them

[ccjjss2424]

@vickybomb not in episode 28

[kshaun23]

S L A Y E D

[ImaginarySlayer]

This joke was on Australia's got talent the other night!? :}

[QuasiCMSxProductions]

If you don't get it, you're truly fucking retarded :l

[lolcattycat]

@QuasiCMSxProductions Or... you don't know what an erection is.

[clissy08]

@vickybomb there is lol

[dinamomania100]

u really suck

[U2Bviewer2012]

Huh?

[XxBeautifulBarbie16x]

DIDN'T AMKE ANY SINCE WHAT SO EVER

[pavell24]

@XxBeautifulBarbie16x Yes it does, You just dont get it!!

[94XJ]

Pre-pubescent children should not watch videos with dirty jokes...it causes people to explain them and then that stupid comment ends up highest rated RUINING the punch line.

[krawlings117]

@94XJ this ones pretty self exclamitory

[KazakiKurokami]

@94XJ Not if you watch the god damn video first instead of reading the comments first... >.> i always watch the video first before looking at the comments

[Sailormars3222]

@94XJ what pre-pubescent childern? Kids these days know what sex is b4 theyre even 5 these days

[hutchmaster99]

@94XJ Then get off the video.

[TheSky00001]

@94XJ don't be tripping

[gabalicous13]

i dont get it

[TheSky00001]

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

[0018cedric]

@TheSky00001 LOLOOL

[Tenkagethewise]

@TheSky00001 good one

[TheSky00001]

@Tenkagethewise thanks! :)



[gothiccitizen]

Haha lol

[sis4949GiRL]

for all the people who dont get it....the woman pretty much said since he got new boots...his penis hangs down because boots go on the bottom half of your body...to where if he got a hat then his penis will go up because a hat goes on the top half of your body...

[dragonbreathstinks]

I don't get it.

[catik14]

follow me in twitter... :=D @icatashox o en mi canal..

[LookHereBastard]

i don really get it

[blooburry14]

@LookHereBastard think boots=below, hat=above

above...up

hanging down looking at boots

looking at hat...looking up

up= well, you know...

[apkeJAnnU]

thats so fuckin hilarious...:)

[612AMMAR612]

the sale was 80%....look at the price in the beginning its $1000 and the price in the store its estimated to $50 than divide 1000 by 0.50 and u'll get 2000 then 10000-2000=8000 = 80.00 = 80%

[tmwrules]

@vickybomb there is

[HOLYSHIT211212]

why is eli a garden gnome?

[BaBiEChRoNiC93]

All guys should wear hats.!

[iTristanK]

thats why i were hats in bed

[harrygoldson1998]

@vickybomb yup and in this episode its the gnome at 0:22

[CatDaddy607]

@vickybomb me too....my bad

[CatDaddy607]

@vickybomb didnt read it like that but fuck you bitch calm YOURself pusssy...done

[CatDaddy607]

@vickybomb duh

[MrTaconacho123]

Ahh i got it on one time aww these are good.

[ltgreblnco7]

yea sometimes i need to rewatch them to get it haha

[paramorevampire1996]

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

[TheKillerpanda96]

people that dont get it : ok since his penis was looking down at the boots she wants him to buy a hat so he gets a boner get it now?????? 8------D

[helloo889]

kid gets bored and tells his father

"I am bored"

father gets out his penis and says

"Here play with this"

while kid is playin father falls asleep. when he wakes up he sees his penis bleeding and shouts

"WTF DID U DO ?!"

"ITS NOT MY FAULT" says the kid "while i was playing with it it spat some white stuff at me and i stabbed it!!!"

[MindReaderr]

@helloo889 stop posting that fucking retarted "joke" everywhere -.-

[helloo889]

@MindReaderr ahahaha nah bro i posted it on only one eli video and it did it itself seriously

[SuperRockstar206]

Hahahahahhaah

[kylinlowe]

oK I got on my first and all i got to say is........ Damn

[870812lby]

i dont get it ,,,,,,,,,,,

[WatchMeShred]

@870812lby if he got a hat, then his thing would be looking up! (Erection)

[tczz2235]

i dont get it... :(

[PKedByBlade]

bahahaha

[mikethedragonslayer]

i like the jokes that are on the comment section more than the videos jokes

[iamthechanceman]

this is fucking BRILLIANT!

[gusagos]

please explain...

[KGBcentral]

@gusagos he should have bought a hat so its up... XD

[ninjadude32]

lol took me a moment to get the joke

[OHDANGerika]

@pokemvp I didn't notice that lol good eye

[Pokemvp]

Eli is the gnome

[CrashFrost]

I GET IT.

I see what you did there :D

[nelsonzepeda666]

these are exactlly the kind of jokes that come out of mexico, very funny and clever ... i cant believe some pople dolnt get it....i guess their not used to this comedy and only laff at people gettin hit in the balls on the internet,.... fucking stupid generation FUCK YOU STUPID ASS FUCKING DUMB ASS KIDS!!!!!!!

[SniperViper1000]

@nelsonzepeda666 EH! Get the fuck out, dirty piece of shit. EVERYONE from my generation would have gotten that joke. How about you go get a life and stop picknig on the newest generation.

EH! Mr. Primitive, 800BC is < WAY!

[nelsonzepeda666]

@SniperViper1000 hey im 25 and i nget the joke , how old are u let me guess 15 stop tryin to be hard hahahaha ill beat the shit out of u all over the place alil fagget ass emo.... cant believe how gay ur gen is.. ok now go cry to ur slut mother u basterd

[SniperViper1000]

@nelsonzepeda666 Oh! Nice guess at my age. Meh. Who gives a shit. Sorry, but do you have an ageist problem. You really need to keep the 'tude to a 2.0.

1. Do you know what a faggot or an emo is?

2. By the tone of your language I'm going to go on a limp and generalize like you. The 80's were shit & so are the people.

3. My mother can't be a slut.

Also, I suggest you go to the Welfare Office I can hear the phone rining from here. That's the $150 you need for your acid and beer.

Lol

[nelsonzepeda666]

@SniperViper1000 nice name sniper viper .. couldint get an extra gayer name or is that all they had lol! yea i was born in the 80's and was 4 wen they ended you dumb shit hahahahahahahha go suck ur dads gootch fuck head

[SniperViper1000]

@nelsonzepeda666 Troll.

[nelsonzepeda666]

@SniperViper1000 wow dumb ass dont hurt your self finding a comeback hahahahahahahaha do us all a favor get on ur roof, get up close to the edge, put your hands behind your back and jump head first . come on i promis everything will be much much better .......for the world

[SniperViper1000]

@nelsonzepeda666 Taking your own advice is my advice to you. Now excuse me while I jump off my cousin's dog house roof and land head first onto a cushion.

Trollie, Rollie, Ollie, Faggot.

[MrMeineNamen]

@nelsonzepeda666 you sure dont act that old... is it cuz you arent seen over internet kid

[sodacan3]

@SniperViper1000 1. Faggot- A bundle of sticks.

2. Emo- Genre of music, also short for emotional.

[nelsonzepeda666]

these are exactlly the kind of jokes that come out of mexico, very funny and clever 

[chocolategirl241]

lol

[EXRazeBurn]

0:23

Eli is the Garden Gnome!

=3

[UchihaKiller2008]

"Do ya'll know why its hanging down? It's because it's looking at my Rootin' Tootin' Boots!"

"Well then, you should of bought a damn hat"

It means, according to the logic that the man said, if he wore a hat he'd have an erection : P

[Ameerah49]

this is sooo not funny !!!

[sebadisback]

@Ameerah49

these jokes are killer when stoned

get high then watch please

thank me later haha

[sebadisback]

@Ameerah49 haha okay i just watched it and good call this was not very funny

[jomart2554]

@Ameerah49

thats because ur dumb and stupid this is real comedy idiot

[DECKMANDO]

the lady in the advertisment would make a great hardcore porno teacher

[OverloadedToaster]

holy sht, some people wont get anything. /:

[KarmaIsR3al]

didnt get it till the very end hilarous xD

[ssamdgangster]

i still dont get this joke ?

[ItsJuliee197]

@ssamdgangster she is saying that his penis is looking down at the floor. (as in he is old and its droopy) and he said it is looking at his new boots so she said he should have bought a hat so it would look up again. Or atleast thats what i got out of it.

[tugshengyaw]

eli is the dwarf at 0:23

[TheMrSmileyFace]

eli is the gnome in front of the house when he is coming back from the shoe store

[RoxStar09]

✿ awesome ✿

[ConnorVEVO]

Eli is the yard gnome