Justice League Crisis on two Earths 2010 part 5

[thebrothersparadox]

Super Women: You think you can hide from me with a smoke bomb

Bathman: I'm not stupid you, sleep gas is much better

[jump12man]

Martianmanhunter gets the bitches!

[LMVStudios]

I'm confused on how evil Green Lantern's willpower ring would work because the Guardians banished Sinestro for abusing it. Im going to assume it's powered by something else

[warrenkim3]

2:50 All I could think of was "nipple shot"

XD

[Romanova2779]

Way to go Black Canary!

[skillethead15]

How dare you break Batman's rib you stupid bitch!!

[SynneDennis]

Nothing like painful memories for telekinetic foreplay.

[whyUnoLISTEN]

8:07 MIND FUCK

[foster21]

Wow, J'onn, she's like 16 and you're... old

[Leroycampbell]

Know me!

[kinghotsauce1]

4:47 super bong hit

[fartmonkey200]

prbably showed him 4chan

[Archedgar]

Vulcan Mind Meld!

[iriketrains15]

best version of martian manhunter

[fiddlestyxify]

"That's gonna cost you a rib." Great joke.

[gotnewbusiness]

martian man just mind fuck the president daughter haha!

[redmir5]

When superwoman said "boyfriend" does she mean batman's counterpart owlman?

Superwoman is starting to look like Wonder Woman's counterpart to be honest.

[redmir5]

For some reason Im really digging Superwoman even with her pyschopatic personality - in this film my favourite are her and black canary, they both look hot. Wonder Woman not so much just a little bit.

[chazgold]

@8:05= IM FINNA MINDFUCK YOU, BITCH

[x13years]

See how she dropped the boyfriend card. Batman wasn't even hitting on her. Such Ego!!

[x13years]

OR!!!! Could be a transgender clone of Superman. Lord knows there's enough clones of Superman

[x13years]

Wheres you fish now Aqua man!!

[whitedaddy4u]

Kiss her, you Martian fool!

[Marshmallowmann]

"this is how we do it on mars" it's called mindfuck

[MultiMweezy]

nice moves u remind me of my boyfriend

[oblivexx]

Is this film related to young justice? Cause John (Martian) falls in love with the red head, and the girl in YJ has redhair, but martian skin.

[Marvel126]

@oblivexx This has nothing to do with that show.

[kkang]

red arrow is wearing heels . . . the greatest crisis of all

[batmanarkhamasylum10]

@Mariol7 It's black lightning

[DragonChild069]

You know Batman is all cool now but when he gets the bill for the repairs, he's going to want to kill someone.. he might be a billionaire but that space station most likely set him back quite a bit..

[jlwolfe122]

Wanna hear a secret?

HAHAHA

[LiLCme09]

is that Static Shock or Black Volkan??

[Mariol7]

@LiLCme09 I think its Static.

[Marvel126]

@Mariol7 No its not static

[Teatime7771]

@Mariol7 Black Lighting actually

[Marvel126]

@LiLCme09 Neither it's Black Lightning, there's been several versions of him.

[Teatime7771]

@LiLCme09 Black Lighting

[Eruaphadriel]

And Martian Manhunter is gettin' someee

[Eruaphadriel]

The alternate baddie version of Green Arrow wears HEELS?

[Jayman493]

Hooooooly @#$% that was the most romatic comic book adaptation in the last scene if ever seen.

[Arisainwonderland]

@1:31 Damn! Did anyone catch Superwoman giving Bat man a nibble on his lip after kissing him?

[Marvel126]

@Arisainwonderland Damn now that you mention it that was a cool kiss. She's naughty haha

[HoodyBoy85]

Ha, I love how Aquaman just runs up and jacks the old dude.

[Greatsaiyakirby]

3:42 Since when is Batman able to survive having multi-ton marble pillars dropped on him?

[Greatsaiyakirby]

3:00 Damn, Manhunter, you scary!

[JonhCar88]

yeah, I also say that John "it is strange between our people" and then brain fart her with images of the past.

[sharkbayer1]

talk about a mindfuck!

[MadDemon64]

@sharkbayer1 You call it mindfuck, I call it the DC version of Ghostfreak.

[freadergirl]

Why is evil green arrow wearing high heels @ 2:53?

[EuphoricPulsation]

@freadergirl lmfao, since its a parallel dimension i think he would be gay instead of his typical womanizer innuendo persona.

[minimoose86]

@freadergirl because he's a bad guy, and bad guys wear heels

[zellychan]

Martian Manhunter and Rose Wilson are the weirdest couple...

[Blknite908]

notice how she sucked the gas in instead of blowing it

[lipailong2]

Hmm... the president's daughter looks alot like Megan from Young Justice...

[aliese182930]

Red arrow has alot of heel for a guy

[MrSpideyman2099]

LOL Superwoman swallows...

[kingghidora813]

that red guy should have aimed for his knee!

[DDrake961]

DAMN, Space Man had mind sex with the presidents daughter.

[eldest808]

Like this if you would plow Superwoman

[travkeyes]

@eldest808 just so every 1 knows superwoman is sapposed to be the equivalant of captan marvels sister.

[thenerdyworm]

@travkeyes No it's Wonder Woman's counterpart.

[travkeyes]

@thenerdyworm no its not watch the writers talk about it on youtube

[matthew66789]

@thenerdyworm i thought that amazon chick with the spear would be WW counterpart too cuz WW and SW dont seem to interact alot in this movie

[artypiedra]

@eldest808 i dunno man, one wrong climax and CLIP

there goes your thing

[MrJordan922]

@eldest808 I think Superwoman would plow you to the ground

[eldest808]

@MrJordan922 Your Probably right on that dude lol

[Markel1970A]

@eldest808 I won't do her. I'll rather plow Rose.

[Kilox1000]

@eldest808 her vagina would crush you...

[EuphoricPulsation]

The fight scene and the mind-meld in this video were awesome. It is common knowledge that telekinesis will be developed though evolution.

[DamienZshadow]

@EuphoricPulsation First, that's telepathy (mind reading), not telekinesis (mind moving). Second, I am doubtful that either are common knowledge let alone likely to evolve considering we have no way to determine it is even possible or what forces would permit such an action. Third, I doubt it will be something naturally selected but instead be a consequence of technology or genetic engineering. Either way, I am so down for space mind sex.

[EuphoricPulsation]

@DamienZshadow Right on. I thought Telepathy and Telekinesis went hand in hand. Mind Sex i don't mind as long i don't cum in my draws lol

[DamienZshadow]

@EuphoricPulsation Professor X and Jean Grey from the X-MEN is all I have to say.

[EuphoricPulsation]

@DamienZshadow Greatest minds on earth. If there was a Marvel vs DC those two characters would sustain the mental clarity of the entire franchise. DC is just a power-house.

[DamienZshadow]

@EuphoricPulsation Yes but more importantly they show how telepathy and telekinesis do not always come in pairs. While Jean Grey shows the ability to use both, Professor X can only perform telepathy but cannot move objects with his mind. They are two separate powers that sometimes will appear in the same character because it usually requires a high functioning brain.

[EuphoricPulsation]

@DamienZshadow Indeed. Professor X is somewhat known to move small objects with his mind. 

[DamienZshadow]

@EuphoricPulsation Is he now? I was under the impression that he was exclusively a telepath. A very good telepath but only a telepath nonetheless.

[EuphoricPulsation]

@DamienZshadow Perhaps. That fact was hear-say, lol.

[jackriptik]

How does Batman do it?

[SolidThugKnuckles]

@jackriptik He never gives up.

[Karnork]

@jackriptik He's Batman, thats all.

[FlashWolf87]

this may sound immature but at 2:52 Martian Manhunter has arrows for nipples!! Just wanted to point that out....

[GoatseObama]

wonderwoman is so ugly in this

[HeavenlyLee]

@GoatseObama I don't like this version either. She looked better in the Wonder Woman movie.

[cct0604]

this is how we do it... on mars

[ImMeSoEatCake]

is the black guy with lighting powers supposed to be static shock?

[DMRsnip987]

@ImMeSoEatCake black lghtning. THE most racist name for a black lightning powered superhero.

[Teatime7771]

@ImMeSoEatCake Black Lighting

[reachfanatic1234]

8:06 mind rape

[jaderounder]

@reachfanatic1234 can't rape the willing

[reachfanatic1234]

5:08 and then he had sex with her before taking off

[sesshoumarukagome]

Batman is such a girl magnet

Lol

Yea Joc (sp)

[EphemeralVampire]

lol at 8:10 MINDGASM

[TwoVoicesInMyHead]

he's tje goddamn batman! he am get as many as he wants!!!!

[Mysterey101]

7:08

The President's daughter is a racist!

[Teatime7771]

@Mysterey101 Moron that is not being racist. SHe wanted to get to know the real Martian Manhunter. It had nothing to do with the fact that he disgused himself into a black guy.

[Mysterey101]

Killed by red arrow to the torso

Well I wonder who the assassin was???

[SandmanPicturez]

Yea bitch imma show u how we do it on marz.

[obnubilate]

love this except the martian's pervy bullshit

[nawstra578]

john jones a total martian player

[Nicklaspm]

The fuck does the mars man do to her!? Little manipulating fuck.

[hitmontopz]

3:08 why is red arrows pants a differnt shade than the rest of his costume , oh ooooooo, gues martian scared the liquid fear out of him. XD

[swiggydiggy]

heh. mindfuck.

[TheDustyHusky]

lol Batman gave superwoman a super powered roofie

[frusciante123]

'Batman to Justice League...Jackpot (giggity)'

[RagnaFan555]

Do you wanna hear a secret?

*garbled crap in high pitch, high volume and stuff*

[GrayRazor]

parallel wonder woman swallows lol

[Nolus20]

Batman: It's not smoke, it's anesthetic gas...BITCH!!!

[21toadian]

@Nolus20 OWNED

[TopKing63]

The President's daughter got Mind-Fucked!

[coozgamble72]

She has an alien fetish

[1984rockabilly]

@coozgamble72 the reason is she's a bitch: aliens have two penises

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@1984rockabilly Actually J'onn is a shapeshifter, theoretically he could have as many as he wanted.

[1984rockabilly]

@LORDUnLuCkY13 hmmm that could be possible ;-)

[829deborah]

like the black green lantern

[hinatasexslave]

Last I checked, doesn't green arrow (or archer in this case) have different kinds of arrows? Why is he using only basic arrows?

[thebladeofchaos]

@hinatasexslave doesn't the name 'CRIME syndicate' kinda answer that. Green arrow doesn't kill, red archer does

[hinatasexslave]

@thebladeofchaos

regardless different types of arrows can be use like bomb arrows, freezing arrows, electric net arrows, those can still be deadly and yea green arrow uses normal arrows too.

[thebladeofchaos]

@hinatasexslave fair point, fair point. he probably does but just didn't get to use them in this feature. I think to be fair, he panicked, or was just expecting it to be a quiet snipe, not a loud 'HI! SHE WAS KILLED BY AN EXPLOSION!!!' and it leaves the arrow as a symbol.

although, we could go off the old arguement of DC comics logic.

[shoreparty323]

MIND FK

[Hiea]

Someone got mind fcuked

[CrimsonArmory]

He can dodge bullets, explosions, and has even avoided some of flashe's punches... but batman fails to roll to the side of a falling pillar..... HACKS! I call Hacks.

[tryingtogetanameomg]

MIND RAPE :S

[Jmblinn13]

This is how we do it on Mars... Sound crude to anyone else?

[gplus46]

What every happened to poppa smurf, he was left back on the other earth?

[uncreativename83]

Was green arrow wearing high heels?

[l337fox118]

@uncreativename83 LOL i think he was

[Markis2bi4]

8:07 - Hehehe, mind fuck.

[Soaker555]

8:00 would that be considered soft core porn on mars?

[DarkNekoNinja]

rose look like megan fron young justice...

[LatinaLizzie]

Super Woman just mouth raped Batman! :O

[chaseman421]

Like this if you would plow the President's daughter

[RonnieKane]

@chaseman421

Can we dislike this if we wouldn't?

[EntinludeX]

@chaseman421 Yeah, I'd be all like: "Hey baby, this is how we do it on mars"

And then I'd probe her

mind.

[mastermind42ful]

@chaseman421

You mean Ravenger?

[LVSWTZ]

@chaseman421 dislike this if your not a pig

[TakashiXzero]

@chaseman421 like a fucking tractor.

[Naruto3913]

@chaseman421 What about Black Canary?

[LemonEpiphany]

Is it just me or does Batman's voice with the gas mask on amazingly sexy? O.o

[ForeverSweetx3]

Why did she break Batman's rib? =_= Poor Batman!

[blackandwhiteangel13]

@ForeverSweetx3 She broke his rib for throwing a punch at her

[Teatime7771]

@ForeverSweetx3 Batman hurt her

[dxjrules5]

The scene with Martian Manhunter and Rose reminds me of those scenes from Coneheads and Demolition Man

[hinatasexslave]

9:05 if that was not a orgasm expression I don't know what would be softer.

[hioyoshi]

No matter how many times I hear batman's rib break

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AUUUUGH FUUUUU!!!!!!!

[thebladeofchaos]

the Martian Manhunter and the President's daughter love each other....huh....ok, bets on her dying are....

[HethrinLives]

Superwoman: You can't beat me. I have superstrength, flight, and invulnerability.

Batman: Do you need air to breathe?

Superwoman: Uh....yes?

Batman: *smiles*

[hinatasexslave]

Man she's like this when flirting, think about how sex must be like...

[dismo77]

8:02-9:00 MIIIIIIND RAAAAAAAPE

[leagallyinsane99]

8:00-9:00 she totally got mind fucked

[dukeofcanada]

Ever wonder how much it costs to repair everything these guys destroy?

[MrRazerhd]

@dukeofcanada Makes you wonder what kind of insurance policies are in the DC universe.

[thebladeofchaos]

@MrRazerhd I'd insure superman against everything that isn't Kryptonite.

[MrRiseAboveitall]

Batman owns superwoman at 4:57

[Ellsior]

Oh Batman, what the Hell?

It should NOT hav taken you that long to win.

[mroseraynor]

@Ellsior Agree. For some reason Batman seems less awesome here than his normal awesome self. Or maybe Superwoman distracted him. Batman likes them bad girls!

[Vichimin2010]

this is how we do it on mars bitches

giggity

[75lexluther]

Green Arrow twin Red Arrow is kinda weak...Green would totally beat him

[yesnoknowfifty]

wana hear a secret ahhhhhhh

[LinkG07]

Firstly: Static Shock is the name of his show, he's simply called "Static".

Secondly: That's not Static, its Black Lightning.

[Parkjisung91]

and why would u inhale the smoke bomb in the first place lololol

[Parkjisung91]

r u serious

that electric guy, who seems like john stuart combined with static shock's power

had to use the space tower's whole electric energy to take out that old bag?

[imaginepeace63]

@Parkjisung91 That is Black Lighting not Static Shock

[LilHevn]

So technically....she gave her a mind fuck eh....heh

[isleschild]

so, why did they bring AQUA MAN to outter space? seems like a dumb idea to me...

[imaginepeace63]

@isleschild Aqua man is actually quite strong if you watch the Justice league cartoon.

[Teatime7771]

@isleschild Strength in numbers and because Batman wanted to recruit him

[billibong804]

It's not smoke, it's anesthetic gas...you sexy bitch.

[imboredsowat]

batman: its not smoke..its anstethic gas.(raping time)