Diana Vickers with Subtitles 2 'Pigeons'

[luvyamillionsxx33]

lol

[themusicknowitall]

lmfao amazing



[jake27990]

HAHA Thats hilarious. Have a nibble pidgeons XD

[IShitIce]

Patience has now be ruined for me. :D And I like Diana. All I'm ever gonna hear when Patience plays is 'have a nibble, pigeons.'

[DingDongUrMumIsDead]

God, its so painful to listen too

[LemonMan91]

this is pretty good, but i still think diana vickers is fuckin awesome. shes cute ashell nd has a great voice :)

[Android18uk]

It really does sound liek she's saying Have a nibble, Pidgeons.

[ceelizzay]

HHAAAHAH

[DianaVickersfan2009]

troll

[kirstyleighhilton]

still love this pisstake vid!

[ddanuk]

oh my god hilarious thank u so much!

"have a nibble pigeons" LOLLLLLLL

[MKEERY07]

fuck tupac!!

[sarahkatie19]

have a little.. pat- tie-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaarghne

how infuriating :|

[leahxkayla]

hahahahaha omg how funny

[ImTheJake]

I believe shes saying have a little patience. Im guessing you tried to exagerate the words using such crap recording equiptment yes?

[t2h2o2m2a2s]

yeah im pretty sure its this Cause these scars runs so deep Its been hard But I have to believe Have a little patience Have a little patience Cause I, I just need time My heart is numb has no feeling So while Im still healing Just try, and have a little patience Have a little patience My heart is numb has no feeling So while I'm still healing Just try and have a little... Patience

[someone1771]

Shut up fanboy. Crawl back into Diana's ass like a good boy.

[crashbandicoot62]

poor use of the word 'exadurate' and poor spelling. Also, get a sense of humour.

[sarahkatie19]

lmfaoooooooo

[Dan20091234]

thats stupid

i can understand everything she says shes got a beautiful voice

[xxkatiii]

lmao!

[xZoexA]

I love diana but that was quite funny :L

[spongesandbeans]

would be better if you put my bum is numb has no feeling so while im still bleeding wiiiiipe with dirty tissues

dont ask why

[XxLianneDavisxX]

LMFAO 'nits bit hard for the cat to bleed'

'have a nibble pigeons'

haha!!!

[keeweesing]

diana is well good singer !!!! shame she didnt win shes well gooddd

[MegLird]

HAVE A NIBBLLEEEE PIGEONSSSSSSSSSS

[MiszDaizy]

haha, have a nibble, pigeons

[iizzy4eva]

hahhaaaa!!! funni :P

[C4LLUM3FF]

yous are fucking dickheads hoo dinny have a fucking life making up this shit video but i have to admit it is a wee bit funny but i love diana vickiers and she will always have a beter life then you ,

sorry for my shite patter but its not as shite as your life :)

[KissesWithLove]

Also I forgot to add, its really badly done! You could have chosen better words to fit in that sound like the word a LITTLE bit at least. Jesus, you really suck at this!

[KissesWithLove]

Ive seen a few of these videos been made for Diana. Its the same brain game that your fucking teachers did to you in primary. Light travels faster than sound.. so you see the subtitles before hearing the word, therefor the subtitles are stuck in your brain and you think you are hearing the words that are coming up on subtitle. Grow up, its gay, you can do it with any singer!

[aimeefran]

i love diana and I have seen people put subtitles to her singing and enjoyed watching it.. but you haven't made it funny ...your just being a cunt.

[rossmcaree08]

omg.....GET A LIFE!!!!!!! =|

She Has more talent than wotever saddo made this.

at least she'll get somewhere in life unlike you who can just make loser vids ripping it out of people that actually have talent :) x

[danielluva]

HAHAHA, i love diana but this is so fnny! thank you 4 posting :D

[thecrazyfreaks]

she was a pretty crap singer anyway.

'triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiyiiiiy' what was up with all the little squeaks? Did she suffer from terminal hiccups?

[noodler86]

this is the woret video on youtube and their r some shit 1s on here !

[newbornchim]

hahah well put together lol! It's true she does lack diction

[raggmanss]

fuck all diana fans shes a fuckins stupid slag

[loveageh20]

Cause these scars runs so deep Its been hard Buh I have to believe in me Have a little patience Have a little patience Cause I I just need time My heart is numb has no feeling So while Im still healing Just try, and have a little patience Have a little patience My heart is numb has no feeling So while I'm still healing Just try and have a little......Patience IF I CAN TELL WAH SHE SINGSS every1 else isss silly!

[GeorgeSampson9]

LOL.

Have a nibble, Pigeons !

[lilkitrose]

haha 'just tripe' just about sums up dianas performance for me!

[C4LLUM3FF]

yous are fucking dickheeds hoo dinny have a fucking life making up this shit video but i have to admit it is a wee bit funny but i love diana vickiers and she will always have a beter life then you ,

sorry for my shite patter but its not as shite as your life :)

[thecrazyfreaks]

well at least I'm not going out with eggnog quigg.

[thecrazyfreaks]

sorry I meant to put this under

'yous are fucking dickheeds hoo dinny have a fucking life making up this shit video but i have to admit it is a wee bit funny but i love diana vickiers and she will always have a beter life then you ,

sorry for my shite patter but its not as shite as your life :)

lol. I am sorry for any confusion.

[Treerockmoose]

Is it just me or is that last comment a tad hypicritical?

[yourpullingafastone]

i'd love to petrol bomb you all tbh.

she has alot of talent, you cannot deny that, if she didn't why would simon cowell - one of the biggest names in the industry, have ALREADY signed her. just because she's not "your" type of singer doesn't mean she's not talented, you all probably have no versatility and just listen to R&B, R&B, R&B and THATS IT, which is why i bet half of you voted for Alexandra BERK, sorry, Burke, as you all think someone who sings just like everyone else is actually good.

[LordUg]

Actually your generalisations about who comments on here are wrong. I actually liked Diana and also wanted her to win but that doesnt mean I had a humour transplant. I found this funny and laughed at it. I actually think its very funny even though i do like diana's singing. So your comment about wanting to petrol bomb ppl for having a sense of humour kinda speaks volumes about your sense of humour. Learn to laugh it's a great thing to do.

[ArabianMay]

You're peaceful, aren't you?

[deadyeeeyyy]

that is so funny :)XDXDXD

[homelessbrother]

Absolutely brilliant - Thanks. It really had me laughing out loud, ages since that happened. I guess you have the looks but not the voice. I kept 'missing' her performances on TV (better things to do) but saw her face covered with tears in every newspaper I picked up. Now I know why. :-)

[anniebee123]

roodlength obviously thinks he (or she) is bloody hilarious,the same comment is on another diana vickers video.. it was obviously rather thought out..and he was quite pleased with it..

[roddlength]

If she was singing for shite she'd get bucket loads.

Fucking dire, and all you twats out there that think she has an ounce (or gramme in these metric times we live in) of tallent deserve exactly what you get. So go out and waste your dole money on her no doubt forthcoming album of crappy cover songs, this time next year she'll be begging to get on 'celebrety love in the jungle' in an attempt to revive her 'career'.

Talentless twat that she is.

[09013232323]

@roddlength lmfao what a complete wanker you look now, 1 year on. 12 months ago you said Diana would have no career and a forthcoming album of covers, well guess what dickhead, Diana has just scored a number 1 single AND album. Oh yeah, an album she wrote herself too. Gutted on your life. ;)

[hannyj52]

@09013232323

She didin't write it herself! HA! 'Heat' reader!

[09013232323]

@hannyj52 Firstly, I don't read Heat and secondly, Diana co-wrote all but 2 tracks on her album and even plays the trumpet on it so HA right back at you 'hanny' ;)

[hannyj52]

@09013232323 silly me, i thought she was playing the kazoo! how daft of me!i'm so glad she can play the trumpet...a shame she can't brush her hair!

[pink01g]

over it? i was never that bothered actually just surprised at how sad you are :) most of your words DIDNT sound like what she said its only if your trying to fault her that you'd make these words up. she isnt shit this isnt funny so youget over it! and iff shes so shit why did gary barlow offer to sign her? knob

[notyourstar27]

Seriously chill!

I LOVE Diana and I think these vids are hilarious! I'm actually finding myself walking down the street singing "Cus Kiiiite is tiiight" and "Corned beef! I'm a lion" lol It's all promo for her, and it IS funny and it does sound like she's singing those words, it'd called manipulation of the brain, and it's a proven scientifict fact.

[7things1234]

dude this is legend!

i haven't laughed so much in my life!

thank you

made my year

xoxox

shes shit

[jpm707]

Dont get me wrong, she's tidy but she cant sing for shit!

[davyfreeman]

ROFL

[AliceMusiclover]

leave her alone u dickhead

[bladibla68]

ye diana is well good (i am being sarcastic)

[AliceMusiclover]

get a life i bet u cant sing a note i know diana in real life my cousins best friend so dont dis her ok

[sarzy07]

Yea She's AMAZING !!! I Loved This Performace And Yerr Cousin Annd Youu Are Soooooo Lucky !!!! I Cried When She Went Out !

[AliceMusiclover]

yeh so did i :'(

[missminime11]

Oh thats the oldest trick in the book "dont diss her cause i know her" . She cant sing and when she tries she sounds like shes having a fit crossed with a wailing banchee being raped.

[GeorgeSampsonMadx]

Have a nibble pigeons (8)

PMSL!

[SammyxLx]

hahahahahah :)

[CosmoGirloxo]

I LOVEE diana

but that was flippin hillarious!

x

[1eyeontheclock]

lol ace, she really sings retarded

[WillCarruthers]

how original!

Not even good this one...

[AlbertBundy]

These would be much funnier if it wasn't clear what she was saying in the first place.

[crashbandicoot62]

well then it is much funnier.

[catherines1993]

she was briliant singing that, and u find a need to so that? asss!

[xSpoosh]

I loved Diana and thought she was amazing.

But your videos are amazing =]

[00frankenphilrocks00]

oh my godddd...i was replying to someone else... cant anyone read ""...

[thekindone]

have a nibble pigeons

have a little patience

[JessJuvenileTM]

To the knob 'ed who said diana is going to win 10 hours ago, she went out on saturday night bbz. She's not winning x factor this year:)

[pink01g]

no but she's getting a record deal tho......

[MegLird]

I agree with Jezz :')

[harveyisgod1]

this 1 aint so good LOVE U DIIIIIIIIANA XX

[crashbandicoot62]

haha, shes gone! beeyotch!!

[harveyisgod1]

the moyjers a bitch u silly rent

[nikitaxx94]

Urgh. you guys are so sad! Fuck off ! Doesn't sound anything like it, if you sing the actual words you can see that she's actually singing those words so get a life! URGH :@

[crashbandicoot62]

get a sense of humour. It sounds exactly what the subtitles say. Relax and get over the fact that your bitchy hero is out of the competition for good.

[pink01g]

its not about having a sense of humour how about you have a sense of hearing you retard the subtitles dont even sound like it. she says HEALING AND YOU CAN SO CLEARLY HEAR THE H* SO WTF IS THE KNEELING ABOUT . and that goes for when she says just TRY you can so obviously hear the Y at the end bare dumb man i even remember it was on the radio about a year ago that nobody cud understand the lyrics to crazy by beyonce so get over this and she aint a bitch just cos u dont bloody like herrrrrrrrr

[crashbandicoot62]

please, dont kill me. I love my family... just please, please dont kill me.

Most of the words sounded like what she said. She was shit. This is funny. get over it.

[notyourstar27]

hahahaha quality!

Love the cross-over from Corned Beef!

[queenofthemull]

good work Dan.

[davidn87]

Can't believe people actually think she can sing.

[caridffwriter]

Has anyone heard her singing 'Not a Girl' by Britney Spears? Sounds like:

I'm not a gull,

Not yet a womble.

An old ant needs his tie,

A Morman ant is mild,

Wild lambs interbreed.

I'm not a gull.

What the hell is she singing about?

(dannybsal, feel free to use it in a future vid - I don't know how to do subtitles - if I could, I would!)

[circuitfacee]

Will you stop posting on every single fucking video. Honestly. You're video is shit.

[caridffwriter]

I don't understand your third sentence "you're video" - pardon? I'm not a video, I'm a human. Better study some grammar before your English GCSE, you angry, humourless little turd.

[zedy87]

haha brilliant lyrics!! it's really hard, I tried as well but all I could hear was uhmnoaghuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhgghhhh!

[KathLFC10]

She is SO out of tune in this. Have a nibble, pigeons :D

Class!

And you lot slagging it off, get a sense of humour. Don't watch them if you can't stand people not liking your golden girl

[pink01g]

KathLFC10 if your saying "Don't watch them if you can't stand people not liking your golden girl " that means ppl are only making this shit and slagging her off cos they dnt like her and not cos shes shit so shut it btw can u sing?

[UnderTheMoon8494]

wow you people are idiotic immuture bloaks who get a laugh making fun of people yall are low life scums!

go diana she has a beautiuful pure voice diana for the win

[xxDarcy13xx]

LMFAO this is real funny tbf xD she cant sing to save her life. xD

[iluvmileyandjonas]

diana will win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haily74]

haha, ya diddy.

[haily74]

dry yer eyes

[C4LLUM3FF]

tbh i find it hillarious the fact that some people have no life LOLOLOL imagine sitting making this seriously get a grip! and i really think you should do something useful. DIANA VICKERS "WILL" WIN XFACTOR CAUSE SHES AMAZING!! (L)

[09013232323]

to be fair, your shitty subtitles didnt even fit at times.

face it, diana is going to win

KNOB'EDDDD

[00frankenphilrocks00]

"to be fair, your shitty subtitles didnt even fit at times.

face it, diana is going to win

KNOB'EDDDD "

haa. funny.

[crashbandicoot62]

retard, shes out! retar

[00frankenphilrocks00]

retard, i know! retard, it was someone elses quote...duh, notice the ""...

[crashbandicoot62]

haha. shes gone! KNOB'EDDDD

[littlecarriekins]

that is meant to say more sense...hahaha Im just as bad!

[littlecarriekins]

...the other video made me sense...this one as funny as you people think it is, but you only find it funny cos you probably dont like her ^.^ most of your words didnt match there, theres another one...everysbody hurts that does, thats funny, cos you can sorta change the words, this one not so good. Regardless I think Dianas awesome ^.^

[FernardoTorres9]

The bit where she say kneeling and is kneeling was well picked up.

[BitchyPagentQueen]

LMFAO!

[liverdude111]

i can imagine her at the end with that scary telling the pigeons to have a nibble or shell rape them

[SimplySmeg]

thats hilarious . :)

[Rogueslayer21]

Just Tripe lmao thats certainly describes dianas singing

[zedy87]

ohhh this is just brilliant, had me laughing so hard - have a nibble pigeons omg omg hahahaaha!!!

[angelicMisha]

I sang along with 'have a nibble, pigeons'... funny video! :)

[danmiddle2]

FANTASTIC. Thank-you

[magnumlady]

lol have you got a think about corned beef!

[andreipj]

The Diana Vickers with Subtitles movement should have a Facebook group. I do admit to having found new love for Take That's Patience after watching this clip.

[darkphoenix229]

dannybsal, these two videos are amazing, please do some more and get a better picture quality lol

[Rose0H]

what a waste of time

god your pathetic

[xDJxTiffix]

Fuck off :)

[lilun21]

diana is lush!!

this is just meaaaaaaaaaaan!!

:)

[xDJxTiffix]

Your just a knooooooooooob who can't spell :)

[veryinteligente]

classic :-) and there was me thinking I was the only one who couldn't stand her voice lol do some more subtitles pleaaaaase

[GuyWestcott]

Please do one for I want a gull, might get a wombat (or whatever she sang tonight)

[Kizillia]

ROFLMAO

have a nibble, pigeons.

[Heidistuart]

i love this one too. very funny ;)

[elishakate1997]

legend

[crashbandicoot62]

i though it was

'have a little' b sharps

but yours is so much better. Subscribed!

[orcocan]

LMAO!!! more more more!!!!

[cwhitexox]

well done!!!!!!!!!

ur a ledge!!!!!!

[bigdav47]

She is dire!....& that is funny...corned beef was funnier though?

[rhan84]

fantastic video!! sooooo funny! what's with all the 'get a better tv' comments? I vote we start a petition to raise money for a new TV for him as a thank you for entertaining us with the random videos!! good work - i'm going to marry you!! :o)

[dannybsal]

GET IN!

[lilun21]

PAHAHAHA! what a weirdo stalker....

DIANA IS LUSH :)

[xDJxTiffix]

PAHAHAHA! what a freak... who messages twice.

FUCK OFF :)

[lilun21]

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers :)

[independantwoman]

`Piegons` wth? that is too funny but i still want diana or eoghan to win

[trowax]

I mean i can make out the words just fine. Must be because i don't try to make things funny when they obviously are not.

[dannybsal]

i agree, there's nothing funny about my disability!

[veryinteligente]

yup, nothing funny about her singing... it's downright unfunnilly horrendous (and yes, i probably just made up a new word there)

[MazoLS100]

i really like diana and want her to win but that is funny

[flindas]

LOL! Brilliant! And there was I thinking it was just MY hearing.

[alilinzee]

Bloody hilarious...nice one!! xx

[ci4]

Is there any point in me commenting on your video... can you read, or is it just hearing you have a problem with.

[dannybsal]

i can't read or write. Sorry

[crashbandicoot62]

yeah, real shame.

[crashbandicoot62]

you have a problem with a sense of homour.

It is one of the most important things in the world. Behind diana prickers of course.

[mickcharmed]

looks to me someone way to much time on there hands, this is a bag of crap, and i for one think Diana is Amazing and hope the 17 year old wins the xfactor. get a life and better tv LMFAO.

[dannybsal]

it may suprise you but this didn't take very long to make. and stop blaming my tv for her noise!

[crashbandicoot62]

your crap. Dont bum of diana.

[dannybsal]

I think you meant to say 'You're Crap' and don't do what to the 'bum of diana'? I have no feelings of any sort towards Diana's bum.

[crashbandicoot62]

1 - i dont give a shit about grammer.

2 - i meant bumming off diana! it's a phrase

3 _ that wasnt a reply to you, your a legend!

[dannybsal]

aw thanks. you're a legend too!

[RaychL1991]

Do you hate Diana?

im a huge fan of hers, but i find these videos funny, im not offended :)

[trowax]

I can understand it perfectly sorry for you southerners who can't pronounce words correctly.

[dannybsal]

I'm Northern!

[phoebebrownhopefan]

Shite!

You need a new tv and sort your ears out

[dannybsal]

i couldn't agree more!

Down with this sort of thing!

[bobbyladd]

"just tripe" LOL

[philly888]

Lol!!!!!

[Hollerguy]

This is fuckin funny seriously

[PoorChild3]

Rubbish. Get a TV with decent sound!

[GuyWestcott]

I personally can't wait to see what you make of Diana's attempt at Britney.

[pinkhater9]

please do one for "yellow"

love this, it's brilliant

"have a nibble, pigeons"

[GuyWestcott]

THIS IS BRILLIANT!

Please continue doing this for the rest of her performances, I can never understand a word, I need your help!