Max's Ass Stamp

[SoccerDarling]

Miss Max Weinberg!!! I'd probably be more inclined to watch Conan again if Max came back.

[MrOliuj]

I miss Max.

[StudioGoldsmith]

Leno has double letters

[godgundam10]

The idiots at Capcom who cancelled Mega Man Legends 3...[ASS]

[hilarieanne]

Max is great! He will be playing in Southern California in September! Come see him in Mission Viejo! LordoftheStringsConcerts website!!!

[jw870206]

The [ASS] Stamp never gets old.

[jw870206]

The second S&P downgraded the USA's credit rating...[ASS]...on Congress.

Sarah Palin...[ASS]

The Tea Party...[ASS]

Michelle and Marcus Bachmann...[ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS] [ASS]...keep stamping until photo is almost completely covered, but is still able to be identified as an image of Michelle and Marcus Bachmann.

[darknight10000]

Ha! I remember that episode!

[godgundam10]

Good news, folks! Jeff Zucker did get the FIRED stamp!

[EIRIYUKILOVER4EVA]

LMFAO <3 ASS

[Nlt9852]

ASS! lol

[godgundam10]

Well, Zucker may finally get the stamp he deserves: FIRED!

[abrahamWCE]

NBC Universal not only got their ASS stamp, they got also the stamp of DIE

[ReallyGoodFeting]

I love the look on Max's face hahaha

[ixcuincle]

ASS

[atarian2049]

DUBBLE!

LETTER!

WEEK!

[PanayotiProductions]

Why is Max such a god damned legendary being?

[dknights411]

Sombody really needs to do one with the NBC peacock on it!

[godgundam10]

Actually, it should be Jeff Zucker considering how he's destroying NBC.

[mjwatts1983]

Jeff Zucker has double letters in his name.

[ASS]

[ixcuincle]

@mjwatts1983 LMAO

[rhwerkman]

how come there isnt any compilation vid with all the ass stamps ever. ?!

[DiAM0ND206]

"ASS!!" haha wish I could go around with an ASS stamp all day but people wouldn't get the joke..

[MaysWWE]

this is one of the many things that got me hooked on the show. the random "ASS" coming up on the screen is epic!

[shamrock118]

The title on this video is misleading. I thought Max was going to pull down his pants and show the stamp on his ass.

[bioskope]

I hope you weren't too disappointed.

[jonnygb4]

What? can someone explain what your talking about??

please

[guy1220]

i think that week all the guests had double letters in their names.

[Mizumi17]

I luv this! I wish he brought the ASS stamp to the tonight show

[mjwatts1983]

Oh he just did tonight.

Conan asked one of his writers to comment on the current situation among NBC's late night lineup.

The writer's friend said that Conan is getting pimped. So he went to a pimp to explain what that meant.

NBC's Four Ho's

Jay Leno: old ho

Conan: pretty ho

Fallon: new ho

Carson Daily: freak ho

NBC wants to make sure it gets a cut.

[mjwatts1983]

Here is the exchange that took place:

Well, Conan, don't you work at night? Yeah

And do you make people happy before they fall asleep? Yes

Have you had Charlie Sheen on your couch? He's been on the program a couple of times.

And do you have someone that sponsors you? Yes

And someone that does nothing and demands a certain percentage?

BOOM!!

[HO]

Bonus: Tom Browkaw came on as a guest. He refered himself as the News Ho.

[ixcuincle]

@mjwatts1983 Black man was the best.

"And do you have people waiting outside for you...in the rain...on Martin Luther King day?"

"And do you know the REAL reason why they moved you to 12:05?"

[1991ape]

Gee I wish I had double letters.....

[shadowninjastriker]

I hope he brings this to the Tonight Show!

[mjwatts1983]

June 1

The ASS Stamp, Masturbating Bear, S&M Lincoln, puking Kermit, Lincoln Moneyshot, Inappropriate, Andy tricked into going into spa naked, The Man With Bulletpoof Legs, oh and the Central Time Zone New Years Celebration... ah great Conan Comedy moments.

[tvnutboy]

I hope he brings all of those things with him...except you can't really do a "Happy New Year Central Time Zone" one hour earlier.

It would have to be for the Eastern Time Zone.

[mjwatts1983]

Yeah, and you can't do the Masturbating Bear, but rather Bear Trying Find His Cell Phone in His Fanny Pack.

[davogarciao]

And Triumph the insult comic dog! Even though they pretty much destroyed him lol

[cobra4455]

Don't forget the funhole guy

[mjwatts1983]

oh and man who is protected from 3 inch bees

[the60smd]

ive been looking for a video of that for AGES!

[tobeyfan3]

was this when all the guests had double letters in their names?

[uscjrh]

Yes it was.

[mdbran0827]

i need more of these ASS videos...where are they?!?

[Bumblestick]

Max is coming with Conan to California

[amit790]

I love the ASS stamp

[vigo894]

Does anyone have a video where Conan gets the ASS Stamp himself?

[CrowsTurnOff]

Conan got it when he had George Lucas as a guest. I'm sure you can find it through some Googling.

[AJMZXFC]

No, he got it when Jim Carrey showed him some random clip.

[pr0poika]

Conan got it when he said he'd never mock easy targets, and then Carrey showed a bunch of clips where Conan said "Britney".

[hollywoodliberal]

I love the other times it happens and he's just like, "Oh... I know what's comin'..."

[urbittergdbye89]

gotta love the ass stamp

[VanCityKyle]

how can u not! My brother is an AsS sTamp

[VanCityKyle]

makes me laugh every time!!

[tabitha81]

I wanna see the BITCH stamp ones!! LOL... the only one I actually remember was w/ Shannen Doherty from a few years back, and it was just a quick scene where Conan (I think) walked through and asks her if there was coffee in the thermus she was standing next to, and she's like "yeah I think so" and then he pours it into his cup and it's hot water and he goes "this is hot water", and then there goes the stamp over her face - BITCH! LOLL

[xXAverageDudeXx]

o i didn't know conan does that cuz i don't watch him that much.

[VanCityKyle]

that is too funny, i wish i could see that one as well!

[brownsfan6]

agreed

[ortiz6990]

there needs to b more ass stamp vids on youtube!!!

[Pamathey]

Yeah! Why aren't there more of them?!

[JohnnysPiratePrinces]

ASS! God I love this show!!!

[blown22]

They did it again last night when Max said he knew Sarah Palin. Hilarious!

[hurdlexl51]

Yeah and then they did it to Conan in the middle of the "in the year 2000" sketch with Bob Costas

Conan is awesome.

[VanCityKyle]

there is nothing funnier than conan shaming max, nothing funnier, ever since 93 ive been laughing at Max and his dark twisted humor, max is a god!!

[SereneDementiaDan]

i love this. you can always see it coming for a mile away, and the tension just keeps building until all of a sudden....ASS!!!!

hahahahah Conan is the greatest of all late night talk show hosts

[abrahamWCE]

I remembered when Conan uses another stamps like "bitch" & "alone" to mention some

Do you know which actor got the ass stamp when he meets Harrison Ford recently?

[psalms26]

That never EEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR gets old.

[sharpayspoodle]

I wish there were more of these! Do you any? The Ass Stamp is the funniest thing ever!!

[KRATOSRETURNS]

*BAM* ASS!

rofl!

[9751asd]

max (a gee I wish I had double letters)

conan (oh but you do max)

max (oh right) ASS!

[9751asd]

ASS!

[Remeny33]

Haha i lauhged my [ASS] off

[THECHAMPISSTILLHERE]

any one know how to edit this video so you have a picture of someone put have the same sound as the clip ?

[dizzytechman]

ASS

[americastan]

Does anyone have on tape the newest Ass-tape, that happened last week?

[Hossi]

ASS!

[nigelboswell]

conan does epic shit

[UberSciFiNerd]

i love the ass stamp!!!!!!

[dizzytechman]

hell yes

[shouamabane]

ASS!

[eye8mycrayons]

Isn't it weird how the [ASS] stamp never gets old?

[sauhusanttu123]

yes

[nigelboswell]

uhh, no

[Zabulibabuli]

ASS!

[Zabulibabuli]

ASS!

[NxRageboy]

kick ass, conan rocks! =D

[IM1deadMONEY]

I miss the whole ass stamp series, that was some quality stuff.

[puck220]

Oh, I think they brought it back, beginning with about two weeks ago...